THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #54 by CunningOrangeToque

If I'm to learn of love I'd like it to be
at the hands of someone gentle -- someone
who could feel what I feel....

GRATS, sab39!

bun
~yeah, that~
~we aim to exponentiate~

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Wednesday, December 27, 2006 6:15 PM

GRAYALBATROSS

Lenore: I'm fine. I only fell is all. My head got hurt like Wash.

OR

Lenore: There's a fly right on my nose...

***
When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain

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Wednesday, December 27, 2006 6:21 PM

www.myspace.com/didxl
sexier.younger.brother@hotmail.co.uk

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Lenore: Haven't I practiced my princess wave enough?

The grandma queen from The Princess Diaries: No, dear, not quite.

---

Mr. Universe: Meet Lenore, the Tin Woman.

---

Taxidermy has its limits...

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Wednesday, December 27, 2006 7:25 PM

DARKKNIGHTJRK

LOVEBOT: I just want world peace!

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Wednesday, December 27, 2006 9:01 PM

CHOO1701

Mr. Universe: ...also she can dance the robot pretty well...

and

Mal (os): yeah, sorry 'Nara, but were replacing you with Uni's lovebot...are your eyes glowing red?

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 3:47 AM

SAB39

Yay! I won! Thank you everyone for voting and captioning, especially all the hi-larious ones that weren't even in the voting :)

Now this one I've been saving for Inara to show up in a caption game, but it works here too.

In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will battle the hormones, the hard-ons and the forces of sexual frustration. She is - The Layer.

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 3:56 AM

DEBBIE

Quote:
Originally posted by Choo1701:

Mr. Universe: ...also she can dance the robot pretty well...

and

Mal (os): yeah, sorry 'Nara, but were replacing you with Uni's lovebot...are your eyes glowing red?

As she mumbles through her teeth, Dress me up like a Goramn doll, I'm just gonna kick his ass, look at me I look like a Ruttin Barbie doll.

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 5:56 AM

NECROSCAPE

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MR.UNIVERSE: Let me just put on some music...

*CUE BARBIE GIRL by AQUA*

MR.UNIVERSE: Heh, heh, alright.

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 7:43 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

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Lovebot Lenore desperately tried to hide the "device" under her dress from Mr. Universe, who, upon noticing it, felt suddenly inadequate.

OR

Simon(OS): Y'know, on Earth-that-was, only girls played with dolls.
Mal(OS): Yeah, but watch this..."Lovebot! Hand Job!"
Lovebot: As you command, my gifted master!
Simon(OS): History was never my best subject anyway! DIBS!

OR

voiceover: Here at the Sihnon Companion Academy, we cover all the important aspects of relationships: contracts, finances, dignified exchange, courtship, and most importantly, the proper grip.

BWAH!

TCM

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 7:48 AM

SICKDUDE

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Lenore: I've fallen, and I can't get up....

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 8:04 AM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

"Thata right ladies and Gents i have a HUGE silver Penis, Its ribbed for your pleasure"

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 8:24 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Mr. Universe always got a chuckle out of Lenore's impression of a Micky Mouse watch.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 8:30 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Mr U(os): She even brews coffee!
Mal(os): From where?
Mr U(os): Uh, you don't wanna know. But it is a traipse to access!

OR

ALLIED ROBOTICS TECH REPORT - 4.7.2511
J.J.Whedon, Production Supervisor
Lovebot Mark II: Miranda Model
\\\\\\DISCONTINUED//////
**Paxilon Hydrochlorate dispersion rate excessive**
REQUIRED ACTION: Immediate recall and destruction of product line.

BWAH!

TCM

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 8:37 AM

PUMAMANREDUX

(os) "The line is NOT I'm a little teapot ... try again"

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 9:45 AM

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Sadly, her arms were not long enough to reach the drink she so desperately needed...

Lenore: Whedon, you bastard!

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 9:57 AM

CHOO1701

Lovebots: now with karate action chop.

and

Mr Universe (os): Honey, wave hello to the dead guys.
Mal (os): i heard that!

and

Salesmen (os): and if you position her like THIS, you can pick up 95% cable channels and the Police broadwave...

and

Mal (os): whoa...good bot

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 10:13 AM

FIZZIX

Lenore: You see, I just don't have legs. Yeah, you can't tell...

/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\
May not be smart, and it may not please you, but you're definitely gonna see what I have to say.

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 10:56 AM

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Those robot manicures take a while to set...

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 2:08 PM

INARASSERENITY

I aim to misbehave......

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 2:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Congrats, sab39! Yours was hilarious! :)

MAL: You can learn all the math in the 'verse, but you take a bot you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turn of the worlds.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 3:56 PM

GRAYALBATROSS

LENORE: They ki- Demmit, the fly messed up the shot again. SUMMER!

***
When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 4:06 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Mr U: Yeah... she's cool. But she takes TWO Z batteries.
Mal: (OS) I could ahhhhh see... how that may be a problem.

latest vid

the lyrics http://www.greenplastic.com/lyrics/lucky.php

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 6:08 PM

MAL(OS): It's been a long time since anybody but me took a hold of my plow and...
LENORE: I can't *know* that!

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 6:23 PM

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Lenore: Talk to the hand.

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 6:56 PM

NECROSCAPE

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LENORE: Look! I'm a crab! Pinch pinch!

----------Flashback----------------------
MR.U: 300 Credits for a chip upgrade? Now way. So she'll be a little ditzy? How smart does she need to be?
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MR.U: *sigh*

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 7:57 PM

JLIN13

Mr. U(os): Um, yeah, we've been having some technical difficulty lately.
Kaylee(os): I'm sorry but I can't fix your man parts for ya.

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Friday, December 29, 2006 4:31 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Lenore: "Pretty."
Mal (OS): I see you popped in your Cherry 2000 chip again.

Or:

Mr. Universe had hooked her up pretty well. She could do speech and basic movement again. It just wasn't the same with only 1 ZPM.

Or:

Apart from a huge metalic cable-conduit sticking out to the right of her dress, no one could really tell Lenore was a machine.

Or:

Kaylee (OS): Anyone else for strawberries?

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, December 29, 2006 7:59 AM

CHOO1701

Lovebot: I'm sorry Dave i cannot let you do that.

and

Inara (os): what are you doing in my shuttle?
Lovebot: nothing. By the Way, did you know Mr. Universes favorite classic movie was Westworld?

and

Mr Uni (os): my preciousssssss!

and

Salesmen: oh, and the silver thing is the spare battery. Just thought you should know...

and

Mal (os): Uni? you there?
Mr. Uni (under dress): .... no ...

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Mal: okay, wheres ma gorram lovebot?

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Friday, December 29, 2006 2:13 PM

SAB39

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Kaylee (OS): Anyone else for strawberries?

Needless to say I love this one. But Kaylee wouldn't actually share strawberries, would she? ;)

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Friday, December 29, 2006 2:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by sab39:

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:

Kaylee (OS): Anyone else for strawberries?

Needless to say I love this one. But Kaylee wouldn't actually share strawberries, would she? ;)

She just might. :) To a fellow woman like Lenore; all in the spirit of "someone who could feel what I feel" and some such. :) *wink*

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, December 29, 2006 2:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

GAG REEL COMMENTARY: Lenore thought it was a silly question, and demonstrated that it really only takes 1 lovebot to change a lightbulb.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, December 29, 2006 3:03 PM

SAB39

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Quote:
Originally posted by sab39:
Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Kaylee (OS): Anyone else for strawberries?

Needless to say I love this one. But Kaylee wouldn't actually share strawberries, would she? ;)

She just might. :) To a fellow woman like Lenore; all in the spirit of "someone who could feel what I feel" and some such. :) *wink*

... I'll be in my bunk!

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Friday, December 29, 2006 7:13 PM

"So. Are we gonna play cards or screw around?"

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~

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Sunday, December 31, 2006 12:54 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Anyone remember those old Folgers crylstals ads?

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Soft Voice Over: We have replaced Mr. Universe's Love-Bot with a department store mannequin. Lets see if he notices.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Sunday, December 31, 2006 10:16 PM

Roffle, Reaver! ::-)
The Folgers crystals wouldn't have fooled
anybody. Panther pee.

MAL (OS): Let me show you the rest, and try
to see past what she is and on to what she
can be.

bun
~happy new year from my turtle~
~we aim to exponentiate~

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Monday, January 1, 2007 7:14 PM

Lenore reveals herself as Rose Parade Wave Coach to George Lucas.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~

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Monday, January 1, 2007 7:39 PM

THEREALME

"Hi, I'm Lenore, and I've just joined RoboDates.com. I'm looking for a manly sort of guy, maybe somebody with a facial scar and a kung-fu grip."

TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree

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Monday, January 1, 2007 7:47 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

Lenore does The Robot ... with mixed results

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Tuesday, January 2, 2007 12:16 PM

JPSTARGAZER

Lenore illustrates why her marriage to Mr. Universe was unsatisfying...

OR

Simon (OS): "Alright, who needs a physical?"

OR

Joss: "Cut! Alright everyone, let's break for lunch. Great job guys."
(Everyone slowly leaves)
Nectar Rose: "Um, Joss? Anybody? I'm stuck...help..."

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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Tuesday, January 2, 2007 12:20 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Quote:
Originally posted by jpstargazer:
Lenore illustrates why her marriage to Mr. Universe was unsatisfying...

Bwah Ha Ha ha haha ahaha ah! Good one JP!

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Tuesday, January 2, 2007 12:28 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

LENORE(echoes): Mr. Powers
Mr. Universe: Yeah, baby, yeah!

OR

Mr. Universe became worried as his Lovebot showed a blatant misinterpretation of the term "Nutcracker"

OR

Lovebot(sings): DAISY, Daisy, give---me------your---annnnnsswwerrrrrrr....
Mr. U: Gorramit. I knew I shouldn't have bought second hand parts from that hwoon dan on Europa!

BWAH!

TCM

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Wednesday, January 3, 2007 6:08 AM

DAREDEVIL

ok some better tell me whats going on ........................................................................... no need weird ha

yeah but she is our witch so cut her the hell down

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Wednesday, January 3, 2007 2:51 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Happy New Year everyone!

Welcome to 2007, i hope things are shiny.

Voting will be up tomorrow, so get those last few captions in while you can (if you want to, haha)

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Thursday, January 4, 2007 1:18 AM

WALRUS

Kaylee (OS) - "No matter where I go... her eyes follow me..."

Simon (OS) - "No, THIS must be what going crazy feels like."

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Thursday, January 4, 2007 8:21 AM

KEVINGREY

Inara(OS): Blue Sun. They're trying to drive the Companions right out of business.
Mal(OS): I can see the danger. She talks a might less.
Inara(OS): And still far exceeds the intellectual needs of petty criminals everywhere.

OR

Jayne(OS): C'mon Mal, he don't need her anymore.
Mal(OS): Not a chance. I let you bring her on the ship and we'll never have enough power to break atmo again.

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Thursday, January 4, 2007 4:18 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Hello everyone!

Welcome back, it is now the first vote of the new year! (For this game, anywhoo)

VOTE FOR YOUR FAVOURITE TWO!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1024137&sparkKey=04f60f
7b7255c6dae61f4dde601ab36db0

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