CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #12 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #12

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UPDATED: Thursday, January 11, 2007 01:17
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Thursday, December 28, 2006 7:29 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

I hope everyone had a happy holiday weekend! I apologize for the delays in getting my Tightpants up...that came out wrong...okay, my mouth is taking again...while I look into that, why don't y'all gander at last week's winner! ASARIAN!

Congrats, Asarian! And now onto some shiny new goodness...Book with book, Simon with heart, and Kaylee with...with...mmmmm...SORRY! Captions away!

BOOK: So you see here? Special hell.
SIMON: WHOA! That made my heart skip a beat.
KAYLEE(thinking): I dunno. Looks like fun.

Now you have some fun captioning and I'll see you NEXT YEAR! ;P

BWAH!

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 7:35 AM

CHOO1701

Congratulations Asarian!

The original script for Serenity was quite long and complicated.

and

Book: Wow...Jayne's Bible is quite...colourful.

and

it took a while, but the crew finally got their hands on Inaras little black book.

or

Book/Kaylee/Simon: whoa...good bible

(sorry!

)

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TRAIN!!!

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 8:24 AM

PUMAMANREDUX

Unfortunately one of the few books on board was a Find Your Own Adventure Omnibus

or

I see the crew found their script to Fanny and Alexander

(Ingmar Bergman was notorious for shots like the above ...and F&A was a movie he directed .... )

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 8:30 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Preparations for the holiday pageant on Serenity were underway as Simon, Book, and Kaylee began preparing for their rousing rendition of Jingle Bell Rock.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 10:25 AM

HOBBLEIT

everyone found page 61 of Lolita especially fascinating

"did the titanic bend? No!"
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Thursday, December 28, 2006 10:52 AM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Simon: We aren't really getting married - are we?

Kaylee: 'Course not, silly. Just havin' a little fun, is all.

---

Kaylee was jealous that Book's new find about River was, as always, more exiting than her.

---

Kaylee did not find the futuristic porn exciting in the least. Simon, on the other hand, was "amazed by the anatomy," and Book was "going to throw it out the airlock... in a few."

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 1:37 PM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

I hope everyone had a happy holiday weekend! I apologize for the delays in getting my Tightpants up...that came out wrong...okay, my mouth is taking again...while I look into that, why don't y'all gander at last week's winner! ASARIAN!

Congrats, Asarian!

I'm honored to have finally won a round of the illustrious CT competition! :) And thank you all for voting.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 1:59 PM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

BOOK: So you see here? Special hell.
SIMON: WHOA! That made my heart skip a beat.
KAYLEE(thinking): I dunno. Looks like fun.

Haha! Good thing you have this rule that excludes you from winning your own game. :)

Ok, let's try some:

Kaylee and Simon nodded understandingly, but there was no consoling Book after River had torn a huge section out of his symbol.

Or:

KAYLEE: Simon and I just found your diary and... whoa! what's this? Preacher, you got a smutty mind!
BOOK: Look, it's complicated. You can't just open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 3:14 PM

SAB39

BOOK: Do you, Simon, take Kaylee to be your lawful wedded wife?
SIMON: Wedded WHAT??
BOOK/KAYLEE (Laughing): You really are such an easy mark.

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 3:28 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Congrats Asarian!

Simon: Book. Meet Book.

OR

Book: You see. Here it is. Gorramm: A powerful exclamation. Anyone who utters this phrase will go to the Special Hell.
Kaylee: Wait... it doesn't say that.

OR

Simon: I pledge allegience to only shag the excited Staites of America.

latest vid

the lyrics http://www.greenplastic.com/lyrics/lucky.php

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 3:51 PM

GRAYALBATROSS

Simon: So THAT'S what getting married involves!

OR

Simon: So, Kaylee, this is the plan?

Kaylee: Yes, and this is the part where you are the distraction. [

] Captain's orders.

Book: But isn't that handwriting yo-

Kaylee: Shhhhh!

***
When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 9:21 PM

CHOO1701

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:
Simon: I pledge allegience to only shag the excited Staites of America.

Thats a good un!

Book: "and the lord said: shot 'em in the kneecaps!" see, it is in there...
Simon: wow, did you also know you have to marry your lover if they offer you a goat?
Kaylee (thinking): must. find. goat.

and

Book: son, could you please stop staring at the mechanics chest will i'm trying to conduct a service

and

Kaylee and Simon were trying their hardest not to say a "Book, Book" joke.

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Friday, December 29, 2006 2:21 AM

DEBBIE

Book: Yep, it says right here, it's all fun and games 'till someone looses an eye.

Simon: Well Mal lost his ear does that count?

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Friday, December 29, 2006 4:04 PM

GRAYALBATROSS

BOOK: See, right here, the marriage ceremony of the Local Settlers.

SIMON: So me and Kaylee are married?

BOOK: It appears so

SIMON: I'm actually O.K. with this. What about you, Kaylee?

KAYLEE: All that schoolin' and you gotta ask!

SIMON: All right then. Let's get a bite to eat, hon.

BOOK: Bu- Wait, I....Well what the hell are we supposed to do for the rest of the show?!!

***
When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain

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Friday, December 29, 2006 6:14 PM

FLORALBUNNY

SIMON: The book is wrong. This whole conclusion is fallacious.

or

BOOK: I don't give half a hump if you're innocent
or not, so where does that put you?

bun
~Bastards, etc.~
~We aim to exponentiate~

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Friday, December 29, 2006 6:50 PM

RHAEGARTARGARYEN

Thumbing through a book of poetry, Inara's naked-picture bookmark is observed.

My signature...Rhae.

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Saturday, December 30, 2006 2:13 AM

DEBBIE

Simon: Good God!

Book: Oh My.

Kaylee: Is that the Captains turtle?

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Saturday, December 30, 2006 2:18 AM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

SIMON: The book is wrong. This whole conclusion is fallacious.

Ha! :) Good one.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Saturday, December 30, 2006 3:42 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

Acting secrets #1:

In the event of an actor forgetting their lines, the appropriate action should be taken:

1. Write the lines down on post it notes.

2. Stick the post it notes on a nearby wall (preferably off camera), or on a prop like a book or something.

3. Pray to Buddha that the handwriting is eligible.

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Saturday, December 30, 2006 6:24 AM

PHYRELIGHT

Kaylee: You see Simon, the special hell excludes doctors.
Simon: I don't remember that in the Bible....
Book: Son, she's fooling you. This is a copy of Moby Dick.

_______________________________________________

I live in my own little world, but its okay, they know me here.

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Saturday, December 30, 2006 8:41 AM

DRAGONWINE

Book: This is somewhat unsettling.
Kaylee: Oh come on everybody's done that!
Simon: Yeah but it's Mal....naked...on big fuzzy rug!
Kaylee: Hello! Anybody there? It's just his baby picture for cryin' out loud!

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When sailing by ship they have life vests for all.
Try getting thru airport security with a parachute

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Saturday, December 30, 2006 9:40 AM

DARKJESTER

"In the hallway we can build a snowman,
And pretend that he is Shepherd Book.
Simon faints, sez Kaylee 'Don't you go, man!'
And the Shepherd has a very puzzled look..."

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Saturday, December 30, 2006 10:37 AM

CITIZEN

Kaylee and Simon pretended not to notice that in fact Book was reading a copy of Naughty Companion Monthly.

...

Book: Doctor, have I told you about the special Hell lately?
Kaylee: Prude.

...

Book: You may now kiss the bride.
Simon: Kiss, with Kaylee, Oh no I'd never, not in the hallway of god.
Kaylee: Whadaya mean not with me?

...

Book: Hey, guys, have you read this? This is some righetous stuff right here.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Saturday, December 30, 2006 2:15 PM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

KAYLEE: Show him, Preacher; it says so right there: "On the night of their betrothal, the wife shall open to the man, as the furrow to the plough, and he shall work in her..."
SIMON: Oh God! I can't know that!
JAYNE (OS): I could stand to hear a little more.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Saturday, December 30, 2006 2:41 PM

FLORALBUNNY

*from her keyboard the bun picks raisin bits,
shot there when she read the caption about
the nekkid captain on the fuzzy rug*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
and now...

Simon uses a pop-up anatomy text to explain to
the Shepherd why the Special Hell must be over-
flowing by now, even with people who mean well.
Looking on, Kaylee muses on how she would rather
do it than read about it...

bun
~Bastards popped my turtle up~
~We aim to exponentiate~

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Saturday, December 30, 2006 3:40 PM

SAB39

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
KAYLEE: Show him, Preacher; it says so right there: "On the night of their betrothal, the wife shall open to the man, as the furrow to the plough, and he shall work in her..."
SIMON: Oh God! I can't know that!
JAYNE (OS): I could stand to hear a little more.

I like the way you think!

KAYLEE: Just keep walking, preacher man.

OR

BOOK: Either of you young'uns need anything from the Blue Sun catalog?
KAYLEE: They still runnin' that sale on batteries?

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Saturday, December 30, 2006 5:31 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

SIMON/KAYLEE:"Whoa. Good shoulders..."

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Saturday, December 30, 2006 6:54 PM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by sab39:

I like the way you think!

KAYLEE: Just keep walking, preacher man.

You like the way I think, uh? You have no idea how true that statement really is! :) Are you a reader? Because I think you just literally read my mind! (Or I yours, for that matter). How come I say so? Cuz it's frakkin' 5.48AM, and I was lying in my bed, still awake, when all of a sudden I thought of a great line for CT competion; one I just had to get up for and go post:

Kaylee's inner voice: "Just keep walking, preacher man."

Imagine my shock when I saw you took the words right out of my mind! (Or I out of yours, for that matter). Downright eery!

Needless to say, I like the way you think. :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Saturday, December 30, 2006 8:13 PM

ASARIAN

As Book comes twixt them at the worst possible moment, we hear Kaylee think: "Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word."

Or, along the same lines (but a bit grosser):

KAYLEE (grouchily): "Coitus interruptus" In the Latin.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Saturday, December 30, 2006 11:21 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Book and Kaylee where not amused when they found out River had also torn pages out of Simons symbol, The Universal Medical textbook, including the pages that had the chapter "How To Preform the Hiemlic Manouver".

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Saturday, December 30, 2006 11:21 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

double post

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Sunday, December 31, 2006 11:24 AM

SIMONWHO

Simon and Book learned a valuable lesson that day: however engrossing a girl's diary is, you must pay at least some attention to your surroundings.

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Sunday, December 31, 2006 1:00 PM

GRAYALBATROSS

Hahahaa....

Now, if you'll remember the original context of the image....

KAYLEE THINKS: Must...refrain....from strangling...Shepard Book....Can't....sentence....properly...

***
When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain

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Sunday, December 31, 2006 3:05 PM

GOMITHROUS

First try, I doubt it's any good.

Book, Simon and Kaylee were completely engrossed in the new EXTENDED Bible, reading tales of the Prince of Darkness back on Earth-That-Was, Ozzy Osbourne and how he would bite the heads off small winged creatures, and how he would give birth to some of the most horrid creatures the 'verse would ever see that could blind a man with a single gaze.

As I said before, BAD. But that's okay I'll get better, I just need teh right picture to come along... Did I mention that this scene made it so that I was actually happy when Book died?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> Scorpion owns all <~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Sunday, December 31, 2006 4:57 PM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:

Simon and Book learned a valuable lesson that day: however engrossing a girl's diary is, you must pay at least some attention to your surroundings.

I find this one particularly clever. The looks are such, that Simon and Book are the only two who are actually watching the book. Which makes your scenario lovingly fitting. :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Sunday, December 31, 2006 6:23 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

TCM:

I sent you pms via fff about a message you posted (that I should contact you about a runner up prize or somesuch) a long while back in a very old Caption game that someone reposted and we started riffing on all over again

as well as a screen cap suggestion for game #13 or so ....

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Sunday, December 31, 2006 6:28 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Quote:

Kaylee (to herself): ...wish that was my chest he was touching...

OR

Book: And this is me during my first year in the priesthood. We were quite the rowdy bunch of initiates, I must say!

Simon: ...I wasn't aware that trainees were allowed to wear that...

Kaylee: Wouldn't mind seeing Simon in a tight pair of swim trunks and all sweaty...*sighs*

Literature has shown us some of humanity's greatest achievements; history, some of our greatest failures -- Alun Lewis

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Monday, January 1, 2007 2:33 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by PumamanRedux:
TCM:

I sent you pms via fff about a message you posted (that I should contact you about a runner up prize or somesuch) a long while back in a very old Caption game that someone reposted and we started riffing on all over again

as well as a screen cap suggestion for game #13 or so ....

Yep! I got it today. I'll fire you off an email and we'll see what we can arrange. Also, I am not above using fan suggested pics. Less work for me!!!
;)

TCM

BWAH!

TCM

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Monday, January 1, 2007 6:20 PM

FLORALBUNNY

BOOK (reading): The deepest circle of Hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers.
SIMON: So the Special Hell is no deeper, then.
KAYLEE (thinking): Picky, picky, picky.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~

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Monday, January 1, 2007 7:27 PM

THEREALME

Every time the latest "Harry Potter" book came out, nothing really got done on Serenity for about a week.

TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree

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Monday, January 1, 2007 8:13 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

While Book found River's edits to the Bible disturbing, she did make several very interesting illustrations.

--or--

Book (displaying photo album): ".., and you can see why we didn't have the heart to tell him ... he was so proud."

--or--

Kaylee: "Preacher I don't care if it's a only dictionary, you're gonna marry us now!"

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Tuesday, January 2, 2007 4:19 AM

SAB39

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Every time the latest "Harry Potter" book came out, nothing really got done on Serenity for about a week.

Good captioners borrow, great captioners steal...

SIMON: I can't believe Dumbledore is dead!
BOOK: Well son, all great storytellers know that the mentor always has to die to drive the hero to continue his quest alone.
KAYLEE: Still, don't seem right...

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Tuesday, January 2, 2007 12:13 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

PSSSSSSSSSSSST!

VOTING TIME!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1023786

Remember to vote for the TWO you like best!!!

BWAH!

TCM

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Wednesday, January 3, 2007 4:36 AM

SAB39

Vump!

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Thursday, January 4, 2007 9:20 PM

CHOO1701

BUMP!!!

remeber: everytime you vote, God kills a Fox TV executive.

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TRAIN!!!

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 9:06 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by Choo1701:
BUMP!!!

remeber: everytime you vote, God kills a Fox TV executive.

I voted 3 times even though the poll's closed

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Thursday, January 11, 2007 1:17 AM

WALRUS

Wash (OS): "We're glad you two kids finally got together... Who is she ?"

Joss (OS): "I think Alan has been on the drink again"

.~.EDIT.~.

Sorry, didn't notice that it's voting time... My bad

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