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Pirates

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Monday, January 8, 2007 10:41 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


all who would desire a life of piracy join me! Your Captain!!


here is our code:

I. Every man has a vote in affairs of moment; has equal title to the fresh provisions, or strong liquors, at any time seized, and may use them at pleasure, unless a scarcity makes it necessary, for the good of all, to vote a rationing.


II. The Captain is to have two full Shares; the Master and the Mate are to have one Share and one Half; The Doctor, Gunner and Boatswain, one Share and one Quarter.

III. He that shall be found guilty of taking up any Unlawful Weapon on Board the Privateer or any other prize by us taken, so as to Strike or Abuse one another in any regard, shall suffer what Punishment the Captain and the Majority of the Company shall see fit.

IV. He that shall be found Guilty of Cowardice in the time of Engagements, shall suffer what Punishment the Captain and the Majority of the Company shall think fit.

V. If any Gold, Jewels, Silver, be found on Board of any Prize or Prizes to the value of a Piece of Eight, & the finder do not deliver it to the Quarter Master in the space of 24 hours he shall suffer what Punishment the Captain and the Majority of the Company shall think fit.

VI. He that is found Guilty of Gaming, or Defrauding one another to the value of a piece of eight, shall suffer what Punishment the Captain and the Majority of the Company shall think fit.

VII. He that shall have the Misfortune to lose a joint in time of Engagement, shall have the Sum of 400 pieces of Eight, a limb eight hundred pieces of Eight, and remain aboard as long as he shall think fit.

VIII. Good Quarters to be given when Craved.

IX. He that sees a Sail first, shall have the best Pistol or Small Arm aboard of her.

X. He that shall be guilty of Drunkenness in time of Engagement shall suffer what Punishment the Captain and Majority of the Company shall think fit.

XI. No Firing of Guns in the Hold.

XII. Any found conspiring to commit mutiny shall be hanged or marooned

XIII. any hippies found onboard shall be marooned


Why is the rum always gone?

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Monday, January 8, 2007 10:46 AM

MSG


PIRATES



and of course


"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."- Albright



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Monday, January 8, 2007 10:50 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


Welcome aboard me hearty!

Why is the rum always gone?

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Monday, January 8, 2007 10:54 AM

ASORTAFAIRYTALE


YARRR!!!!









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Monday, January 8, 2007 11:02 AM

MSG


Ok I love that...Pirates are cooler than Ninjas...LOL
Now I feel compelled to quote another great show Fox cancelled ( The Tick)
" Another urban myth dispelled. Ninja's don't bounce"

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."- Albright



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Monday, January 8, 2007 11:05 AM

ASORTAFAIRYTALE


Quote:

Originally posted by msg:
Ok I love that...Pirates are cooler than Ninjas...LOL



It's true. I mean have you ever seen a ninja plunder anything??

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Monday, January 8, 2007 11:44 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


What about pirates with ninja training?

seeing as we need at least 6 ppl to crew my ship we'll debate the Pirates vs Ninjas thing for the sheer joy of it

*crickets chirping*

WHILE DRINKING RUM!

Why is the rum always gone?

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Monday, January 8, 2007 11:55 AM

PENGUIN






Clowns to the left of me… ...Jokers to the right...

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Monday, January 8, 2007 11:59 AM

MIRCEA


Obviously the rum is always gone because we keep drinking it.

I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.

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Monday, January 8, 2007 12:05 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


we need one more to Set sail

so, who here can actually use a flintlock pistol?

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Monday, January 8, 2007 12:06 PM

MIRCEA


Its been a while but I have used one in the past.

I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.

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Monday, January 8, 2007 1:19 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


good, you get to train the rest of the crew

now, where is our last crew member?


Why is the rum always gone?

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Monday, January 8, 2007 2:45 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

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Monday, January 8, 2007 2:50 PM

JLIN13


shit, YingYang got the last spot

*shrugs and walks away*

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Monday, January 8, 2007 2:52 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.


No, come back! It says at least six, not only six!




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Monday, January 8, 2007 2:55 PM

JLIN13


Quote:

Originally posted by yinyang:
No, come back! It says at least six, not only six!




oh then, YAY!!! um here goes, ARRRRRRRRRby's

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Monday, January 8, 2007 2:55 PM

JLIN13


gor'am, sorrry bout the double post

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Monday, January 8, 2007 2:59 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.


Double posts are double the fun!




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Monday, January 8, 2007 3:37 PM

NCBROWNCOAT


It's arrrgh! not arrr.
Wish I could find a link to the sound logo for a local sports radio station. It's the best arrrgh! I've heard yet.

The athletic teams from East Carolina University in nearby Greenville, NC are the Pirates because Blackbeard (the ultimate pirate) lived and died on the eastern NC coast.




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Monday, January 8, 2007 3:56 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


now that we have enough, we must set sail for tortuga!

Why is the rum always gone?

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Monday, January 8, 2007 4:38 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Quote:

Originally posted by msg:
PIRATES

and of course






O. M. G. msg. Pant-pant-pant-pant.
One of the 'Verse's two best Captains.
I'll not be the same this fine evening.
The rum is gone because I needed a leeeetle
restorative...

Now bring me that horizon!

bun
~Bastards roped my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Arrrrrrgh!~

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Monday, January 8, 2007 4:40 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.


Yarg! I have the map and compass!





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Monday, January 8, 2007 4:50 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


Quote:

Originally posted by ncbrowncoat:
It's arrrgh! not arrr.
Wish I could find a link to the sound logo for a local sports radio station. It's the best arrrgh! I've heard yet.

The athletic teams from East Carolina University in nearby Greenville, NC are the Pirates because Blackbeard (the ultimate pirate) lived and died on the eastern NC coast.



Arrrgh!
ECU Pirate here.
lil ode for me seafarin' mates.
http://ecupirates.cstv.com/library/poem.html


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Monday, January 8, 2007 4:54 PM

ASORTAFAIRYTALE


Yarrgh, might we be startin' our plundering yet??

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Monday, January 8, 2007 5:04 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


we're waitin' for me lazy bones first mate to show

where are ya 13?

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Monday, January 8, 2007 5:17 PM

NCBROWNCOAT


I love that poem. Even though my blood is Tarheel blue, especially during basketball season, it's purple and gold for the football season.

Need some more rum. It may convert me.


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Monday, January 8, 2007 5:17 PM

NCBROWNCOAT


I love that poem. Even though my blood is Tarheel blue, especially during basketball season, it's purple and gold for the football season.

Need some more rum. It may convert me.


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Monday, January 8, 2007 6:08 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


Look alive you scaberous dogs!Cast off!

Set sail for Tortuga.

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Monday, January 8, 2007 6:39 PM

NCBROWNCOAT


Mind Ocracoke inlet, it shifts after a storm so don't drink too much rum!


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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 7:21 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


how far out are we?

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 1:58 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.


Far enough away that none of those stupid birds can bother us anymore!




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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 2:20 PM

PENGUIN




Clowns to the left of me… ...Jokers to the right...

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 2:25 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.


Quote:

Originally posted by Penguin:




Penguins aren't stupid! Arrg!


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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 3:47 PM

PENGUIN




Clowns to the left of me… ...Jokers to the right...

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 8:33 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


penguin, up to the crow's nest, yinyang, hoist that sail!

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 9:23 AM

SHAMELESS


AVAST! I do be joining y'all to sail on the high seas, though I be thinkin' that that thar's a cross between a cow and a penguin.
My job shall be to raise morale by looking PRETTY! And cooking, and serving the rum! And whoever throws up on the rations gets a beating.

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 12:22 PM

AAB


'pant' can i still join?' i have my own boatish... thing 'points to pink dingy' err the paint job wasn't my idea

o and you may want to go a bit faster 'points to port 10 feet away' but more inportantly wheres the rum!!

Bloody Pirate

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 4:47 PM

ASORTAFAIRYTALE


Quote:

Originally posted by aab:
but more inportantly wheres the rum!!



*points to Shamless*
Arrgh...ask her...that's what her job is.

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 5:13 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


pull in to the docks me hearties, we've reached tortuga!

Shameless, it be your job to get us all stock up and made ready, whilst me and my acting first mate ASORTAFAIRYTALE look for some NPC crewmembers (after all it'll be kinda hard to takes a vessel with the the few of us here)



Why is the rum always gone?

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 5:25 PM

ASORTAFAIRYTALE


Arrrr...where be the rest o' that lazy crew ye put together Guy??!

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 5:47 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


That's a good question.

*goes to the crew quarters belowdecks*

they're all asleep!

*takes out a long stick and bangs the previously unseen gong*

LOOK ALIVE YOU SCALYWAGS!

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 5:49 PM

ASORTAFAIRYTALE


Ye shouldn't have allowed 'em to have so much rum....

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 5:54 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


ya might be right, but it's the best way I can think of to keep 'em happy

maybe we should just get an undead monkey


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Thursday, January 11, 2007 7:19 AM

MIRCEA


Can we start flintlock lessons now?

Lesson one: Keep the pistol away from anything you want to keep.

I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.

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Thursday, January 11, 2007 7:27 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


good safety tip, now I'll be lookin' for an undead monkey while ASORTAFAIRYTALE gets us some more crew


arrgh

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Thursday, January 11, 2007 7:59 AM

MSG


AAAH MONKEY!!!

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."- Albright



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Thursday, January 11, 2007 8:08 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN




undead monkey

Named Jack

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Thursday, January 11, 2007 11:53 AM

ASORTAFAIRYTALE


Arr, if I be in charge of gettin' new recruits, then here's 5 reasons to become a pirate!

1. We have more treasure than ye.

2. You don't need ta use things like grammer and spelling. And you can say "ARRRGGHH!!!"

3.We're cooler than ninjas!

4. We can plunder and stuff.

5. RUM!!!


It's the best I could come up with cap'n. See if it'll get any crew fer us!

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Thursday, January 11, 2007 3:23 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.




Forgive me for indulgin' my tastes on what ye gave us, Cap'n. Here's hopin' you didn't learn yer lesson!




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