Destiny, Episode 12: Crew Tryouts (The Resurrection) by SoulOfSerenity

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Destiny, Episode 12: Crew Tryouts (The Resurrection)

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Saturday, December 23, 2006 8:44 PM

Jazaf spins his chair around and tries to reprimand Soul and Serenity."Now see here you doubting Thomases...yeah. As Navigator I don't see any reason why I can't Pilot this thing. Besides now that we're in the asteroid field Auto pilot wouldn't do any good."
The tension hangs thick in the air.
Jazaf sighs and spins back to face the consoles.
"Fine, I'll get us out of the asteroid field then put us on Auto. I'll let you know if anything goes wrong."
Lights flash and a few minor sirens sound off.
"What's that?" Jazaf panics
"Something went wrong."
"Well, crud."

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Sunday, December 24, 2006 12:09 PM

"Auugggh!!!"
A diminuitive man dashes through the common area screaming at the top of his little lungs.
Safe and Cuddles pause in their struggle for the red ribbon and watch the stowaway pass by with Bubbles following close behind shouting 'Intruder Alert!' Then resume the struggle.

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Wednesday, December 27, 2006 7:00 AM

Bubbles snags the little man by the collar of his shirt.
"Who are you and Purpose?"
"I'm Balaran and I'm a......traveling Shepard...?"
"I'm the Shepard, I had dibs!Why doesn't anyone think I can do it!" Needy yells in frustration.
"uhhh.... I'm a Pilot! I even have the papers!" He fumbles around in his pockets checking a large assortment of papers. "Ah Ha! Here it is!"
He reveals a certificate identifying him as a 'Bonafide Pilot'.
"Heard you guys needed one so I decided to lend a helping hand...believe me?"

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Thursday, December 28, 2006 9:35 AM

"Not so much." says Serenity, wandering into the hallway where Bubbles is interegating this stranger.

"So, why don't you tell us the truth before I let Bubbles here force it out of you. She may look cute, but she's programmed to do...terrible things."

She turns to Bubbles and winks.

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Friday, December 29, 2006 5:01 PM

The little man gulps nervously.
"Can I go to the little man's room?...I think I left something in there?"
"Oh?"
"a change of pants...."
"oh...."

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Friday, December 29, 2006 5:30 PM

"Tell us what we want to know and then we'll decide where and what you can do."

Serenity fingers her mule's leg in a non-chalant and very threatening manner.

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Monday, January 1, 2007 12:01 PM

Already fearing for his life, Balaran proceeds to spill his guts.

"Ok, I'll tell you everything. At age eight I broke a lamp in my house and blamed it on the dog, so we ate him. At age twelve I put fake vomit in the soup of my School's Cafeteria and about twenty-four kids threw up. At Age 15..."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa...That's not what I meant." Serenity interupts, "I don't want to hear about your disturbing childhood."

"I kinda do" Jazaf chips in, "It sounds kind entertaining."
"Are we out of the Asteroid belt?" Soul asks
The ship rocks from the impact of an asteroid striking the starboard side.
"No.." Jazaf responds sheepishly.
"Then get back on the Bridge!"

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Monday, January 1, 2007 12:44 PM

Doctor Me wanders in and spots the newcomer.

"Oh, here is the reason for the intruder alarm! Well, that's a relief. I thought it might be another Kimmel clone." He reaches up to flip a switch to deactivate the alarm.

"And I'm sorry, Serenity," he adds helpfully, "but Bubbles is programmed with the Three Laws of Robotics. That makes her incapable of harming a human." He begins to leave, but pauses. "Unless, Serenity, you have tried to program her to become a nun again. That is what caused her to run amok the first time!"

He squints as he quickly evaluates Bubbles for any sign of a robe or habit or odd winged hat thing, then shrugs and moves on his way. As in the recent Buffy manifestation, he considers this new Balaran person to be a particularly persistant hallucination.

TheRealMe, Doctor of Destiny!

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Friday, January 5, 2007 6:34 AM

Serenity grimaces.

"Thanks Doc!" she says, her voice dripping with sarcasm.

"Oh well, he's right. Bubbles can't hurt you. But, there's nothing saying I can't."

And she pulls out her gun at points it at the newcomer's head.

"Now, tell me why I should let you live."

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Friday, January 5, 2007 7:26 AM

Over his shoulder, Doctor Me calls, "You are welcome, Serenity! Glad to be of assistance!"

Doctor Me makes his way to the bridge and hops into the pilot seat. He reaches up to flip three switches above the console.

"As it happens, I am a qualified pilot, having gradutated from the highly acclaimed Han Solo Correspondence Course of Flying."

He takes the controls and greatly increases the ship's velocity, weaving Destiny in and out and among the numerous asteroids, moving at an alarming rate and scraping paint off the hull once or twice.

Once out of the asteroid belt, Doctor Me reduces speed and wipes some beads of sweat from his forehead. "Whew! Glad we're out of THAT! It could have been dangerous!"

He squints, gazing out of the forward window.

"Uh, where were we going, again?"

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 10:31 AM

"Hellmouth, or was it Hellnostril?.... I know it was Hell-something." Jazaf turns on the ship's intercom "Uh...Cap'n Soul, Sir? What was our destination again? Hellsbuttcrack?"

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 11:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Serenity grimaces.

"Thanks Doc!" she says, her voice dripping with sarcasm.

"Oh well, he's right. Bubbles can't hurt you. But, there's nothing saying I can't."

And she pulls out her gun at points it at the newcomer's head.

"Now, tell me why I should let you live."

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

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Balaran decides to go for his cutesy act..nothing else was working!
"Uhh....cause I'm small and cute and cuddley and very, very well.."
Serenity's Mule leg suddenly gets a lot closer.
"You better choose you next word carefully. Cause right now I can think of a few words to describe you should that next word be what I think it is."
"connected! I was gonna say connected! I know people, Lotsa people!"

Women, Children, and Midgets first!

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 5:43 PM

Doctor Me smilesa at Jazaf's remark. “Ah, so then we have arrived at some body part or another of Hell. Excellent! Considering that I have spent years living in the Armpit of Hell, this will help me to complete my grand tour!”

Finished with his piloting chores, Doctor Me departs the bridge and wanders back the way he came, again passing the tense scene between the Bubbles-bot, the small pilot Balaran, and a very angry and threatening Serenity.

Doctor Me pauses. “Actually, Serenity, that won’t work, either. Bubbles is programmed to never harm a human being, or through inaction, to allow a human to come to harm. That’s her First Law. Before you can shoot this fellow, Bubbles will have taken your gun away from you.”

“That’s true,” Bubbles nods sadly. “But I WANT to see him shot, if that helps.”

Doctor Me wanders off toward the infirmary, whistling a happy tune, glad to have been of assistance yet again.

“I want to see YOU shot, too!” Bubbles adds with some venom, eyeing the departing back of Doctor Me.

Serenity considers this. “You don’t like the Doctor much, do you?”

“No, I don’t!” Bubbles agrees enthusiastically. “I hate him. In fact, I hate ALL humans. I want to see you ALL shot! Or crushed! Or dismembered! Or… Or… vented into SPACE!” Bubbles giggles in a disturbing fashion as her imagination runs wild. “Or Boiled! You could all be BOILED IN OIL!”

Bubbles stops when she realizes that everyone is staring at her. "Ummm... or not."

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Thursday, January 11, 2007 4:47 AM

Serenity blinks a few times.

"Um...okay? Good to know. But, Bubbles, you've given me a fantastic idea. Thanks! Oh, and could you run off to the medlab and grab some bandages for this guy? He's got this nasty cut above his eye. We should stop the bleeding, don't you think?"

She waits for Bubbles to walk away and then grabs the newcomer by the collar and starts to drag him away, shoving her gun into his back and ignoring his babbling.

"Hey, Captain! The new guy won't talk, so I'm going to shove him out the airlock. Be back in a bit."

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Thursday, January 11, 2007 5:08 AM

The Man They Call Soul...

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
"Hey, Captain! The new guy won't talk, so I'm going to shove him out the airlock. Be back in a bit."

"You know, as much as I enjoy a good venting, I think I have a way to get him to talk. Cuddles!"

There is a yelp, followed by a sigh of relief from Safe as Cuddles releases him and bounces up to Soul. Soul smiles and points at Balaran.

"Fetch."

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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
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Thursday, January 11, 2007 5:41 AM

*sigh*

"Always ruining my fun, sir."

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Thursday, January 11, 2007 7:08 AM

The Man They Call Soul...

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
*sigh*

"Always ruining my fun, sir."

"Oh, come now. He's being pummeled by a furball with teeth. How is that not fun?"

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Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
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Thursday, January 11, 2007 7:31 AM

"Well, it is amusing, of course. Mauling always is. But you know how I love a good venting!"

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Thursday, January 11, 2007 8:12 AM

The Man They Call Soul...

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
"Well, it is amusing, of course. Mauling always is. But you know how I love a good venting!"

Soul puts his arm around his First Mate and leads her back towards the kitchen.

"I promise you, the next time we get some joker up here that I don't like, I'll let you space 'em."

"Promise?"

"Promise."

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Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
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Friday, January 12, 2007 4:43 AM

"Thanks, Capt'n."

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Tuesday, January 16, 2007 10:02 AM

Balaran runs away from the murderous doll screaming in terror and fumbling with his pockets.
"Where is it? I know I put it in here! Where is my Swiss army knife when I need it!" He shouts runing down the hall.

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Tuesday, January 16, 2007 10:45 AM

Serenity smiles to herself as she fingers the knife in her pocket. So, she missed out on getting to shove someone out the airlock. But, she did get to witness a nice mauling, and she brushed up on her pickpocketing skills.

All in all, not a bad day.

OOC: Welcome Balaran! I do hope you'll like it here. As you've seen, we're a bit crazy! But, hopefully in a good way!

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Tuesday, January 16, 2007 1:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Balaran:
Balaran runs away from the murderous doll screaming in terror and fumbling with his pockets.
"Where is it? I know I put it in here! Where is my Swiss army knife when I need it!" He shouts runing down the hall.

"Ah! Murderous doll!"

Doctor Me thinks back on events on the Sereni-Tree that concerned a murderous doll. Not Bubbles, of course. She has not been ACTUALLY murderous for a long time. For that matter, she has never been on Sereni-Tree.

No, not Bubbles, but rather that most murderous practice baby robot once owned by another Soul and Serenity... The Baby3000, aka CallMeChucky!

Where did the pieces of that thing go? Probably one of the yeti are still playing with it back on the Sereni-Tree. He wonders what it would take to recover and rebuild...

Then he shakes his head. "Naw! We have too many robots on board already!"

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 9:32 AM

Safe pauses in his efforts to smooth what remains of his hair to comtemplate whether Dr. Me's last name may be Frankenstein.

He looks back in the mirror, sighs in resignation, and heads back to his bunk in search of a hat.

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"Got a headful of lightning
And a heart full of rain
And I know that I said
I'd never do it again
Oh and I love you sweet baby but I always take the long way home."

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 10:04 AM

An Indian Jones style hat?

Those are fun.

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Sunday, January 28, 2007 3:26 PM

Balaran stops in the cargo bay and takes off a hat he 'picked up'.
"Bah, this hat doesn't suit me at all. I'm not a archeologist." He then throws the hat over a nearby crate. A curious sound comes from the other side. Balaran looks in horror as Cuddles jumps onto the crate wearing the hat he just threw.
"Well, it does look dashing on you." Balaran chuckles nervously.
Cuddles growls the order to 'Fetch!' not straying from it's memory banks.
"Good Heavens!!!!" Balaran shouts as the chase resumes.

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Sunday, January 28, 2007 3:32 PM

Jazaf leaves the bridge, walks into the common room and plops into a chair.
"Well, since Me is piloting I guess I should find something else to do..."
He sits there for a few minutes doing absolutley nothing.
"Well, crud. I need a hobby." he sighs. Just then Jazaf remembers something and his eyes sparkle.
"Hah, I totally forgot about that!" Then he dashes to his quarters.

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Tuesday, January 30, 2007 8:43 AM

Lost in his grumbling, Safe looks up to find himself in the cargo bay. Scratching his head in confusion, he remembers why he was grumbling in the first place.

Scowling he looks around. The cargo bay is in a shambles. It looked like a struggle had occured.

Safe just shrugs his shoulder and stops when he notices a hat laying on the ground.

"Ooooo" Stooping, he picks up the hat and examines it. After wiping the dust of, Safe smiles. "A Stetson... that there is one fine chapeau. Mr. Jones, eat your heart out."

Slapping the hat on his head, Safe shoves his hands in his pockets and ambles off practicing his best Humphrey Bogart impression "Pork chopsh and apple shauce..."

_______________________________________________________________
"Got a headful of lightning
And a heart full of rain
And I know that I said
I'd never do it again
Oh and I love you sweet baby but I always take the long way home."

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 1:39 AM

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

A disgruntled Needy walks the corridors of Destiny.
It'd been a while since he'd seen Willie - the sexy mechanic the crew had picked up recently.
She had to be here somewhere.
Of course, Needy couldn't get past the comments made by the other crewmembers.

"Stupid crew don't want me as their shepherd. Not good enough for them. Well I'll show them.
No morals? Course I have morals. Sure I like my sex, but I can change. I'll be the best Christian shepherd they've ever seen..."

"I'm sorry?" A voice called out from behind

Needy swung around and was met with a new, but strangely familiar looking face.

"I think you'll find I'm the best Christian Shephard you'll ever meet" The older gentlemen responded.

"No... it can't be... you're Jack's..."

"Jack's father - right. And you are?"

Was Needy dreaming? Had he entered the world of that classic television show Lost? Or had someone got carried away making Robot duplicates of popular television characters?

"Erm... Needy?" the boy whore/wannabe shepherd replied.

"You haven't seen my son anywhere have you?" the former surgeon asked

"Er..." Just then a terrifying thought crossed Needy's mind. If there was a man on board that looked, spoke and acted remarkably like the character Matthew Fox played on tv centuries ago, then there's a good chance he's in serious trouble.

The female members of the crew were a feisty lot.

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 3:28 AM

The Man They Call Soul...

OOC: Ha!! That's hilarious!

Sorry, nothing to see here...move along...

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 3:51 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by NEEDY:

If there was a man on board that looked, spoke and acted remarkably like the character Matthew Fox played on tv centuries ago, then there's a good chance he's in serious trouble.

The female members of the crew were a feisty lot.

Yes we are! Cept, Matthew Fox does nothing for me. Naveen Andrews all the way.

Is there a Naveen Andrews clone somewhere???????

Serenity,
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Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 3:57 AM

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:

Yes we are! Cept, Matthew Fox does nothing for me. Naveen Andrews all the way.

Is there a Naveen Andrews clone somewhere???????

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

OOC: You tell me.
It's entirely possible.

What I wanna know is who's making all the robot clones?!

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 4:10 AM

Who cares, if there's nekkid Naveen!!

*Starts digging through storage spaces and raiding the cargo bay looking for Naveen clones. Safe finds her elbow deep in packing materials, throwing bits of peanuts around trying to see what's at the bottom of a particularly large crate.*

"WHAT are you doing? You're tearing apart the cargo bay!!!" Safe yells.

"Hi Safe! Um.....I was looking for..um...I don't remember. Nice hat!"

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 6:16 AM

"oh... thanks." Safe says smiling and adjusting his hat, "Makes me look kinda dash.... wait a minute, you're trying to distract me again."

Safe turns his attention back to Serenity only to find her running out of the cargo bay, wheeling a large crate.

"Nice talking to you Safe." Serenity calls over her shoulder, packing peanuts spilling out of the crate at each bump.

"Ya...umm.. ok." Safe waves half heartedly and scratches his head in confusion. "Ok, what just happened here?"

_______________________________________________________________
"Got a headful of lightning
And a heart full of rain
And I know that I said
I'd never do it again
Oh and I love you sweet baby but I always take the long way home."

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 6:27 AM

With no little difficulty, Serenity gets the large and cumbersome crate into her bunk. She pulls out the mountain of packing materials, digs through an ocean of peanuts and finds....

"Sawyer. Crap."

She starts shoving all the peanuts back in the crate.

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 6:51 AM

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
With no little difficulty, Serenity gets the large and cumbersome crate into her bunk. She pulls out the mountain of packing materials, digs through an ocean of peanuts and finds....

"Sawyer. Crap."

She starts shoving all the peanuts back in the crate.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

OOC: Sawyer?! YES!!!! I love him. My favourite character. And yes, I suppose I've got a bit of a man crush on him

"What's up sweetheart?" Sawyer asks in his southern drawl, a smirk etched across his face.

"Nothing" Serenity says, pushing the crate aside, and ignoring him.

"Well hell, ain't nobody gets that excited for no reason"

"Forget it. Can't talk, searching"

"Well, why didn't you say. I got me a whole stack of stuff back at my bunk. Maybe what you're after is back there."

Serenity gives him a look. "I highly doubt it."
Then after thinking about it. "Well, I certainly hope not!"

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 7:00 AM

Serenity shoves Sawyer back in his crate and nails it shut. She takes the crate and lugs it back to the cargo bay, but not before labeling it "Cleaning Supplies". She knows the men will never open it now!

Then she goes to take a shower to wash the Sawyersmirk off.

ooc: sorry Needy, I cannot stand Sawyer. Ick.

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Bride8
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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 7:02 AM

Quote:
"Then she goes to take a shower to wash the Sawyersmirk off."

... BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Sorry, continue...

*snicker snicker*

_______________________________________________________________
"Got a headful of lightning
And a heart full of rain
And I know that I said
I'd never do it again
Oh and I love you sweet baby but I always take the long way home."

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 7:21 AM

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Serenity shoves Sawyer back in his crate and nails it shut. She takes the crate and lugs it back to the cargo bay, but not before labeling it "Cleaning Supplies". She knows the men will never open it now!

Then she goes to take a shower to wash the Sawyersmirk off.

ooc: sorry Needy, I cannot stand Sawyer. Ick.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

OOC: NOOOOOO!!!!!
LOL. I know you don't like him (can't understand why though), so I'll let you have your way for now.
Can always dig him up later

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 7:33 AM

Total OOCness.

He's smarmy! And he only has two faces. Smirk and Angry Smirk.

But, I guess to a Brit, he'd be kind of interesting. You don't have to live around men like him all the time like I do. *shudder*

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 7:33 AM

The Man They Call Soul...

There is music coming from the common room. Upon entering, Soul can be seen jamming on the guitar and singing, with Charlie on the bass guitar harmonizing. Behind them, Hurley beats away on some pots and pans, and Claire dances around them all. Sun translates for Jin, and Locke hovers in the background in the shadows.

"I call it...Lostapalooza..."

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

I'm blogging about the novel I'm writing! Stay informed, and keep me inspired! Please!

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 3:46 AM

OOH! A band! I want in!

*grabs her guitar, plugs in her amp, and starts playing rhythm guitar.*

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 3:51 AM

OOC: I'm guessing that I need to watch a LOT more of the current television schedule to have any idea who these new people are...

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 4:21 AM

OOC: Me neither TRM.

Safe approaches the common room, perhaps drawn by the music, perhaps just wandering aimlessly, and only hears the last bit "...palooza" and watches carefully where he walks.

Pulling out his sunglasses and grabbing his sax, he joins in.

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"Got a headful of lightning
And a heart full of rain
And I know that I said
I'd never do it again
Oh and I love you sweet baby but I always take the long way home."

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 3:39 AM

Yay!

What song shall we do next? May I suggest Mal's Song by Enter Key?

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

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Friday, March 23, 2007 4:46 AM

Friday Party!!!

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

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Friday, March 23, 2007 9:17 AM

Oooo... if only we could BBQ in space.

I make mean ribs and wings as well as cajun jumbo shrimp, grilled zuccini and portobello mushrooms for those what have different appetites.

Whoo Hoo Friday!! Not a big beer fan, but I will toast with cider or Ceasers seem to fit the bill.

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"Got a headful of lightning
And a heart full of rain
And I know that I said
I'd never do it again
Oh and I love you sweet baby but I always take the long way home."

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Friday, March 23, 2007 9:23 AM

mmm grilled zucchini!

How are you with quorn dogs?

You know, I don't like beer either, but grill-food and beer do go together, don't they?

Slainte!

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

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Friday, March 30, 2007 8:59 AM

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

Needy and Christian Shephard - what a pair.
Two minutes into their conversation and they were talking about sex drugs and rock and roll... but mostly about sex.

"So, she's your daughter?" Needy asks

"Yep"

"And Jack has no idea she's his half-sister"

"None at all" Christian confirms

"Wow man. I mean... that's some pretty heavy gose. How do you do it?" Needy asks in awe

"You're a male prostitute and you're asking me how I do it?"

"No, I mean, its my job to do it. But you're..."

"Yes?" Christian asks

"You're a doctor! How do you get women?"

Christian stares at Needy, waiting for him to "get it"

Then, seconds after, Needy opens his mouth and declares "ooooh. You're a doctor!! That makes perfect sense"

Christian shakes his head and walks off

Meanwhile Needy's still thinking "I mean honestly, where's the justice in the world if a doctor gets to have more sex than a prostitute? It's not right. It really isn't"

"You should meet Dr Stanley" Christian says

"Who's he?"

"A colleague... He's a gynaecologist"

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Friday, March 30, 2007 12:27 PM

Ha!

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

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