If you were launching a nuke on Fox HQ... by Aywyn

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If you were launching a nuke on Fox HQ...

POSTED BY: AYWYN
UPDATED: Sunday, March 7, 2004 14:55
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Monday, February 23, 2004 12:43 PM

POPEBOB

it would be my tagline as seen below

Ahhhh.. Curse you sudden but inevitable betrayal!!

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Monday, February 23, 2004 12:44 PM

GUNRUNNER

"I was going to use conventional ordnance to destroy you slowly but watching Fox made me lazy..."

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Monday, February 23, 2004 1:43 PM

SEVENPERCENT

"Here's my big, fat, obnoxious warhead. See if the littlest groom can pull your ass out of the fire."

or how about

"Snappier slogan coming; it's on the nuke we're sending to get those of you we miss with this one."

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He looked bigger when I couldn't see him.

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Monday, February 23, 2004 1:44 PM

HOTPOINT

"Cancel This"

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Hurrah, hurrah, when things are at their worst
With cries of “Death or Glory” comes the mighty Twenty-First

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Monday, February 23, 2004 1:52 PM

HIGHIRON02

From Fireflyfans, with love....

(I'm ashamed to waste perfectly good sarcasm on Fox).

We got you partially surrounded.

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Monday, February 23, 2004 5:10 PM

BLUESUNCORPORATEGOON

if i were to drop the bomb on F*X,
i'd have to paint on it:

"NO POWER IN THE 'VERSE CAN STOP THIS!"
then i'd don a brown coat and ride that sucker down,ala Dr. Strangelove.
screeeeaming: "Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze fuh ur-tze!!"

if not that then i'd have to put

"Courtesy of Joss Whedon"

I'll be in my bunk.-Jayne

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Monday, February 23, 2004 5:46 PM

TEELABROWN

These are all great! Especially the Dr. Strangelove. Okay, lemme try...

"I swore by my pretty browncoat, that if your finger touched that cancel button, I would end you. And here's your end."

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Monday, February 23, 2004 8:26 PM

MAKEROFPATHS

I haven't laughed this hard in some time. These are all gems. Here's my aerial message:

"With Love, Vera's brother"

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Monday, February 23, 2004 8:56 PM

DECKROID

Ok... let's try this one:

Hey, FOX!

Up Yours!

Sons a bitches! Bumpeses!

Here's to hoping the movie turns into a series and makes loads of dough for some other network, cable or not.

I hate gou tsao de FOX. They used to be funny and above the normal network crap.

I call her "Vera"

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Tuesday, February 24, 2004 3:30 AM

TEELABROWN

These are all wonderful! Keep on writin'! Okay, I'm trying again...

Put a red sash around it. "From: Miss Persephone. To: The Fox execs. We liked our party and you crashed it, you gorram pieces of go-se! Here is your deul. Have a nice day."

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Tuesday, February 24, 2004 3:36 AM

BROWNCOAT1

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

"Bend over and kiss your gorram a$$e$ goodbye!"

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

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Tuesday, February 24, 2004 3:41 AM

TEELABROWN

Quote:
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

Thanks to BrownCoat1 for this one:

"Well, we may have been on the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one. And, those reënforcments finally came."

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Tuesday, February 24, 2004 3:46 AM

SNEAKER98

"It appears this IS my kinda party!"

*BOOM*

"I do the job... and then I get paid. Go run your little world."
-Malcolm Reynolds

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Tuesday, February 24, 2004 3:53 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

" You may feel a slight ringing in your ears. Unfortunatly, you will be nowhere near them!"

- with all due respect to Cecil Terwilliger.

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Tuesday, February 24, 2004 4:33 AM

KALATHENA

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
" You may feel a slight ringing in your ears. Unfortunatly, you will be nowhere near them!"

- with all due respect to Cecil Terwilliger.

LOL! Good one, except it's "Fortunately" not "Unfortunately".

I'm kinda partial to:

BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!

--Kala

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Tuesday, February 24, 2004 5:02 AM

HOTPOINT

Had another idea:

"The Angels finally came"

...................................
Hurrah, hurrah, when things are at their worst
With cries of “Death or Glory” comes the mighty Twenty-First

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Tuesday, February 24, 2004 5:37 AM

REDKOMMIE

"Were planning on raping you all to death, eating your flesh and sewing your skin into our cloths... but then we relieazed you are Fox Exec... so we just diecided to drop this."

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Tuesday, February 24, 2004 2:10 PM

TMURRIE

How about

"Everyone dies alone, and your going to the special hell".

or

"What were you thinking?"

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Tuesday, February 24, 2004 3:18 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Actually, its 'Unfortunatly'. Well, per the IMDB quote finder. Fortunatly for us though ..hee hee.

Pain is scary

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Tuesday, February 24, 2004 4:29 PM

GUNRUNNER

I think what was written on a cluster bomb in the movie "Flight of the Intruder" has the sentiment that best describes what we all feel...

"Eat S*hit and Die"

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Tuesday, February 24, 2004 6:01 PM

MADMAN

The Madman says "Amen, brother!"

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Tuesday, February 24, 2004 7:00 PM

DAVCO92

OK, got to throw a few in too:

"Shiny? I'll show you shiny."
"Your network is running…you might want to look to that."
“Yep…he looks better in red.”

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Wednesday, February 25, 2004 1:00 AM

FREDEP

- Try to die of old age, before this bullet finds you.

(btw, maybe we could call that crater that that bomb leaves serenity-valley)

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Wednesday, February 25, 2004 3:57 AM

BROWNCOAT1

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

Here's another one:

"Fox cancelled my show and all they got was this lousy nuke!"

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

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Wednesday, February 25, 2004 8:35 AM

DAVCO92

"Tired of carrying bullet...hugs & kisses - J"

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Wednesday, February 25, 2004 1:08 PM

TEELABROWN

All very wonderful! Okay, okay another by me.

Paint two sets of blue hands on it. "Two by two hands of blue come for YOU!"

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Wednesday, February 25, 2004 1:45 PM

FREMDFIRMA

Across the nosecone.

"Guess what - you're FIRED!"

-frem
diefuxdie

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Thursday, February 26, 2004 7:02 PM

FIRELILY

edit: two-handed

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"Now they see sky, and they remember what they are."

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Thursday, February 26, 2004 8:47 PM

DECKROID

Ok, here is another....

Hey, Rupert Murdock... cancel THIS

I call her "Vera"

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Thursday, February 26, 2004 9:21 PM

GUNRUNNER

“Get ready to take a trip out to the black and unlike Firefly you an’t coming back!”

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Friday, February 27, 2004 12:16 AM

SOUPCATCHER

"Ten megatons, fully armed. This here's a recipe for pleasantness."

or

"We'd just like to meet the real you."

I shaved off my beard for you, devil woman!

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Friday, February 27, 2004 6:45 AM

SOUTHERNMERC

OK, how's about:

"Well, you're days of not taking us seriously have certainly come to an end."

Jayne: "How big a room?"

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Friday, February 27, 2004 9:35 AM

JAHZARA

Quote:
Originally posted by Hotpoint:
"Cancel This"

My absolute favorite. These are hilarious. Keep 'im coming!

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Saturday, February 28, 2004 4:27 AM

TEELABROWN

*bump*

I love this thread! Le's see...

"Fire". Then it explodes.

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Saturday, February 28, 2004 4:42 AM

TEELABROWN

Okay. Another...

"This nuke is attratched to networks of mystery, because it's a mystery why you cancelled Firefly..."

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Saturday, February 28, 2004 6:55 AM

HOTPOINT

Got a classical one:

Delenda Est Fox *

*Fox must be destroyed

...................................
Hurrah, hurrah, when things are at their worst
With cries of “Death or Glory” comes the mighty Twenty-First

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Sunday, February 29, 2004 10:37 AM

TEELABROWN

Quote:
"NO POWER IN THE 'VERSE CAN STOP THIS!"
then i'd don a brown coat and ride that sucker down,ala Dr. Strangelove.
screeeeaming: "Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze fuh ur-tze!!"

What's the translation for that?

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Sunday, March 7, 2004 7:30 AM

CHRONOS

"If this don't work I'm sending the midget. The little man loves fire!"

Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't coming back

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Sunday, March 7, 2004 8:20 AM

GUNRUNNER

Quote:
Originally posted by TeelaBrown:
Quote:
"NO POWER IN THE 'VERSE CAN STOP THIS!"
then i'd don a brown coat and ride that sucker down,ala Dr. Strangelove.
screeeeaming: "Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze fuh ur-tze!!"

What's the translation for that?

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze fuh ur-tze: Son of a drooling whore and a monkey

Be careful with that Midget he way wined up with his own reality series. "The littlest arsonist"

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Sunday, March 7, 2004 2:55 PM

TEELABROWN

Quote:
Originally posted by GunRunner:
Quote:
Originally posted by TeelaBrown:
Quote:
"NO POWER IN THE 'VERSE CAN STOP THIS!"
then i'd don a brown coat and ride that sucker down,ala Dr. Strangelove.
screeeeaming: "Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze fuh ur-tze!!"

What's the translation for that?

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze fuh ur-tze: Son of a drooling whore and a monkey

Be careful with that Midget he way wined up with his own reality series. "The littlest arsonist"

Thanks, I knew I reconized it. Thinkin' brain must not be on.

"The Littlest Arsonist- how can torch down what how, when, and why! Disclaimers: we are not responsible for burns, loss of life, etc."

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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