CAPTION TIGHPANTS RISE AGAIN #16 by TenthCrewMember

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

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Well, a little box with an X in it ....

Ruttin' Alliance censorship! :P

BWAH!

TCM

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 4:10 AM

ODDSBODSKINS

Quote:
Originally posted by PumamanRedux:

Mal, that box is tickin'.

Gods are great. But the heart is greater, for it is from the heart they come, and to the heart they shall return.

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 4:43 AM

SAB39

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
It ended in a tie. So I asked my not-quite-as-zealous-as-I-am-Browncoat-wife to cast a tie breaker vote...

Aww shucks. If I'da voted for myself, I'da won. Congratulations DesktopHippie :) (and whoever came up with the Trogdor one, for just generally being hi-larious).

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
SAB39 earns an Honorable Mention as it was my personal favorite this week!

Thanks, TCM!

BOX: I'm sorry Jayne, I can't do that.

or

BOX: Hey Jayne, that Vera's a sweet piece of hardware, do you think you could introduce me?

or

RIVER: I'm not in the box. I am the box. And Jayne... the box is very unhappy...

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 9:03 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

RADIO: ...and with the final score 24.5-0 the Fighting Elves have NO chance at the playoffs...
JAYNE: Gorramit! I lost coin bettin' on that game...I'm gonna get me some ears...elven ears!

(just had to do something relating to his t-shirt!)

OR

JAYNE(thinking): I'm gonna kill that moonbrained girl for ruttin' gluing my eyelids open!

BWAH!

TCM

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 9:50 AM

DEBBIE

Jayne: You'd have to be askin yourself one very important question right about now, Am I feelin lucky? Well Go ahead make my day!

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 10:14 AM

CHOO1701

Congrats to DesktopHippie. well deserved

Jayne: open the pod doors Hal.
Zoe(os): jayne, who you gorram talking too?

and

Jayne: ain't getting my ass kicked by the whore THIS time no sir! Time for me to get some girl on girl action!!
Inara (os): er Jayne..you know the comm links is open...

and

Jayne: YES!!! first in line for Serenity!!

and

Jayne: .... it talks to me ... so many preatty things...

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TRAIN!!!
Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 12:00 PM

DEBBIE

Jayne: I'm thinkin Arby's!

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 12:45 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Gratz DH!

Seen Above... The Mercenary mating ritual was finally captured by some daring adventurers.

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 3:08 PM

CITIZEN

This is my weapon this is my gun, this one's for fighting this one's for fun.

Or

Jayne checks his weapons.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 3:54 PM

DRAGONWINE

Jayne: Now Vera, don't be jealous! It's just a grenade, don't mean nuthin'. As matter of fact, it was just leavin' !

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 4:07 PM

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Originally posted by sab39:

BOX: I'm sorry Jayne, I can't do that.

or

BOX: Hey Jayne, that Vera's a sweet piece of hardware, do you think you could introduce me?

or

RIVER: I'm not in the box. I am the box. And Jayne... the box is very unhappy...

Is it absolutely necessary for you to be this good? :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 4:29 PM

SAB39

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Is it absolutely necessary for you to be this good? :)

Just do it, is all. My daddy says I got natural talent...

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 4:39 PM

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Congrats, DeskTopHippie! :)

Ok, an entry....

Though the box did a fine job of masking the eyes, Jayne just couldn't fully seem to wrap his head around the concept of hide and seek yet.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 4:39 PM

STINKINGROSE

Jayne felt the near irresistible urge to stick his tongue on the icy bulkhead to see if it really would freeze there.

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 4:41 PM

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Originally posted by sab39:

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:

Is it absolutely necessary for you to be this good? :)

Just do it, is all. My daddy says I got natural talent...

I'd say you do at that. :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 4:44 PM

BROWNCOATNATE

BOX: *whistles firefly tune for the 400th time*

JAYNE: I swear.. if ya don't cut that goram whistlin'.... i'll be puttin' a bullet in ya >:|..... where'd ya learn that rutin' tune from anyway! >:(.

p.s i actually love the firfly theme

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 4:45 PM

RYCE

Jayne: Uh, Mal? How long ago was it that I popped this here grenade?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 4:54 PM

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

A Companion doesn't kiss and tell; and open intercom, however...

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 5:20 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

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Originally posted by Oddsbodskins:

*Jayne peers around the corner before quickly shifting back again*

Jayne: Ta ma de...remind to lay a'hurting on that moonbrain!

Mal: Gonna end up feeing all regretful 'bout this...but what has the doc's sis done now to get your dander up?

Jayne: She went and posted that capture of me that Kaylee nabbed the day the shower went to all go se!

Literature has shown us some of humanity's greatest achievements; history, some of our greatest failures -- Alun Lewis

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 5:38 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Jayne: "Wanna see my Jack Nicholson impersonation.....Heeeeeere's Jayne!"

Mal: "You dim wit. Jack had an axe, not a gun."

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 5:43 PM

RORANIA

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"Zoe's gettin' nekkid? Aw, I'm startin' to like this plan."

I loved the winner for that miranda corpse pic XD
"...Somewhat less fanatical..."

"Ooh girl, you are so dirty..."
"Jayne, you're aware your radio's transmittin'? 'Cause I don't feel particularly girlish or dirty at the moment."

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Friday, February 9, 2007 12:39 PM

MAZAEN

Jayne came well-prepared for the library.
or

Jayne wanted to blend in with the library folk so he walked silently past the "Quiet Please" library sign.

stinkingrose wrote

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Jayne felt the near irresistible urge to stick his tongue on the icy bulkhead to see if it really would freeze there

ha ha that's so funny

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Friday, February 9, 2007 1:25 PM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

"No I don't wanna take a collect wave right now, tell 'em if I ain't dead after this I'll wave 'em back!"

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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Friday, February 9, 2007 2:54 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Jayne: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! This is gonna be great!

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, February 9, 2007 3:14 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Jayne's plan to have Zoe cause a distraction worked too well.

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Friday, February 9, 2007 10:55 PM

WALRUS

The firefly community's assumptions that Jayne's relationship with Vera was getting a little bit out of hand were confirmed

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www.myspace.com/the_REAL_walrus

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Saturday, February 10, 2007 4:52 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

When Jayne told the crew that he had a primo box in his bunk, the others thought something else completely.

BWAH!

TCM

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Saturday, February 10, 2007 9:20 AM

GRAYALBATROSS

Congrats to DesktopHippie!

JAYNE: (reads side of gun0 "Pro...pro-property....of...Carl? What the hell?!!"

River loved April Fool's Day.

OR, a slight variation:

RIVER (OS): "Look! Somebody wrote 'gullible' on the side of your gun!"

JAYNE: (looks) "Where?!"

OR:

What happens when Jayne's finger slips:

MAL, from ceiling: "Jayne! Why the hell did bullets just come through the floor?!!"

JAYNE: "Uh....I don't know. SUMMER!"

OK, the last part was a joke

***
When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain

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Saturday, February 10, 2007 6:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by GrayAlbatross:

RIVER (OS): "Look! Somebody wrote 'gullible' on the side of your gun!"

JAYNE: (looks) "Where?!"

Now that was hilarious! LOL :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Saturday, February 10, 2007 7:45 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Yay, DTH! That was good.

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Jayne takes his Paintball very seriously.
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JAYNE (to self): Careful of walls. Made of styrofoam. Careful of walls...
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bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Saturday, February 10, 2007 8:32 PM

UNCOMPREHENDING

Quote:
Originally posted by PumamanRedux:

(Jayne) "Can y'all let me out of the freezer?"

Buwahahahahahahahahaha I nearly died reading this I tell you.
Oh, and floralbunny? I'm Bill Pardy.

Man it takes a silly girl to lie about the dreams she has.
Lord it takes a lonely one to wish that she had never dreamed at all.
--Dashboard Confessional

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Saturday, February 10, 2007 8:59 PM

CHOO1701

Jayne: no-body steals my hot tub time!

and

Jayne (into comm): Hey Wash, i got a present for ya!
Wash (os): is it a grenade again Jayne?
Jayne: .... er .. ....

and

Mal (os): where's Jayne going?
Zoe (os): to be governer of new California sir.

and

Jayne didn't fully understand the concept of a raiding the local "speak easy" .....

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TRAIN!!!
Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.

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Saturday, February 10, 2007 10:33 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
W

Jayne: I'd like a Hot Good-Dog with extra poodle, medium onion rings, and a large Mudders Milk.

Speaker: Sir, we only serve customers in vehicles at the drive-thru.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Sunday, February 11, 2007 4:24 AM

RYCE

Jayne: I think I'm gonna sneeze....

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Sunday, February 11, 2007 5:17 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Jayne, his hands wet, expected the box to produce
a blast of hot air or a roller towel and wasn't
sure where to hit it when it was slow to respond.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Bill Pardy -- you're needed in the new UK dino series~

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Sunday, February 11, 2007 8:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ReaverInA1985Riviera:

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
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Jayne: I'd like a Hot Good-Dog with extra poodle, medium onion rings, and a large Mudders Milk.

Speaker: Sir, we only serve customers in vehicles at the drive-thru.

And that's frakkin' funny, too. :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Sunday, February 11, 2007 10:12 PM

CHOO1701

To make things much easier, the makers of American Idol replaced the judges with Jayne, Vera and Florence ... the grenade.

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TRAIN!!!
Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.

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Monday, February 12, 2007 3:17 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

JAYNE:"Darnit, i can't get a good view of the target, this big gun-type-thing is in the way, and i can't move it...."

OR

JAYNE:"You wanna go, little gun?"

OR

JAYNE:"Whaddaya mean you can talk?!?!"

OR

VERA:"Put me down you moron! I don't want to be here. I don't like you and i never have, so STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME LOVE YOU!!!"

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Monday, February 12, 2007 11:35 PM

Jayne: Mal! Did you see her? Little girl was wearing red slippers! You get the Tin Man on the left, Doc can take out the Scarecrow in the middle. That Lion is all mine!

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Jayne: Ghost of Christmas Past! Bhah humbug. I got your Christmas Spirit right here!

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Jayne: I swear I’m gonna be first in line for the shower this time. No more waiting for the doc to finish.
River (OS)(singing): Already in here.
Jayne: Gorramit, girl!

000000000000000

Jayne goes to the polls to vote.

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 12:18 AM

Heard there was a big white rabbit around here laying brightly colored eggs. Sheppard says he can make a fine hasenpfeffer stew.

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 12:56 AM

Mal (OS): Jayne, where you going?
Jayne: Some blond kid from Tatooine says he can kick my ass with his lighted sword. Gonna introduce him to Vera. She’s got better range.

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 10:05 AM

GRAYALBATROSS

OMG, That is HI-LARIOUS, KMS!

JAYNE: Cheesy bites are back!

OR:

JAYNE: Oh what soft-stepping strains of summer have crept their way into my soul? Such joy I have never....

MAL: *opens closet door* Uhh... Jayne...?

OR:
JAYNE: *stares at big shadow on the wall* AUURRRGH!!!! MONSTER!!!!

River: (in duct, with flashlight and paper cut-out) *giggles*

Yep. April Fool's Day on Serenity rocks.

***
When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 11:37 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Jayne: Someone better get the voting up soon or I'm gonna pop off and fly about the room!

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Get those last minute submissions in! I will be setting up the vote tonight!

BWAH!

TCM

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 4:14 PM

DARKJESTER

"Little pig, little pig, let me come in......."

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

http://www.fireflytalk.com - Big Damn Podcast

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 9:03 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Afraid he might be in danger from crowds of other last-minute Valentine's Day shoppers, Jayne carries a little protection along.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 12:23 AM

Inara (OS): Jayne, when I said you should use protection with your whores, I didn’t mean…
Jayne: Have you SEEN Big Bertha?

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 2:07 AM

ANOBJECTINSPACE

Jayne took the 'In my pants game' a little to literally after someone called out grenade.

The expression on Jayne's face was classic when he found out what people thought he was doing in his bunk.

Jayne: Uhhh Mal. Them beagles gone and formed an army.

Jayne was just as surprised as we were when someone followed his plan.

.....
"It's just an Object"

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 6:56 AM