Browncoat Bar and Grill - Return Of The Missing Patron by Nicodemus

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*huggles her favorite heroic phantom bartender*

I missed you so much, qing ren!

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Sunday, February 18, 2007 12:24 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Is this just a missing bartender party or can any MIA Browncoat return???

*Hugs her Nico and her Mei MEi and sits down to drink the rediculously huge Baileys and ice cream that just miraculously appeared on the bar*

Oh - It is good to be home again - though I can't say I'll be a regular for a few more nights yet... still staying with the parents...

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"I can put one foot in front of the other - I'm Magdalena, & I'm marching with the 76th" http://76thbattalion.homestead.com/index.html

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Sunday, February 18, 2007 4:48 AM

*wanders into the bar*

Morning fellow patrons!

Barkeep! A round of drinks for the lovely ladies! The guys can buy their own!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Sunday, February 18, 2007 4:59 AM

Penguin, since your buying, I'll have a coke with lime.

Nico, I have missed you. Where have you been?

PR and Magda, great to see you lovely ladies were here at the Bar and Grill. Are you still here? Magda, I can't wait for your release from the parental units.

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Sunday, February 18, 2007 5:16 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

I am still here, VeX, but it is long, long past midnight in the land of OZ and my jie jie and my qing ren both said goodnight to me hours ago.
Morning Penguin

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Sunday, February 18, 2007 5:37 AM

Go to bed then and sleep tight.

Happy dreams!

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Sunday, February 18, 2007 6:45 AM

Morning all!

*prepares a pot of the Good Stuff*

NICO - Good to see you around. Been wondering if you had gotten lost on the way to the US, never to be seen again.

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Bartender

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Sunday, February 18, 2007 8:16 AM

SPACEANJL

My side of the world, it's late enough that I am a few glasses of red to the worse...

Mebbe I should try a mug of the Good Stuff.

*slumps on a barstool* Who knew writing could be so exhausting?

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Sunday, February 18, 2007 9:01 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:

NICO - Good to see you around. Been wondering if you had gotten lost on the way to the US, never to be seen again.
Kelkhil
The Shirtless Bartender

It's been a bit since I've checked out FFF.net. Is Nico in the States? He is probably really busy right now. Who knows when we'll hear from him again?

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Sunday, February 18, 2007 9:57 PM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Quote:
Originally posted by VerseExplorer:
Is Nico in the States?

That would be a resounding 'No'.

*sulks into a corner with a mug of hot chocolate*

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Monday, February 19, 2007 12:04 AM

Aaah, sorry to hear that, PR. I was hoping.

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Monday, February 19, 2007 2:49 AM

*waddles into the bar, pours coke into the IV bags, hooks up the line to his arm*

Nothing for me, thanks! I'm great now!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Monday, February 19, 2007 3:30 AM

MAVOURNEEN

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:
*waddles into the bar, pours coke into the IV bags, hooks up the line to his arm*

You do know that stuff will dissolve your teeth, don't you? You are too young for dentures, dear Penguin.
Oh, wait. You are mainlining the stuff. Never mind. Good idea to bypass the mouth and use direct injection. Wow, you are smart! Why did I ever doubt you?

Morning, bar type folk!

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Monday, February 19, 2007 4:07 AM

Morning All!

*prepares a few pots of the Good Stuff*

Need x-tra cuz its Monday.

So how are we all doing this morning???

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Bartender

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Monday, February 19, 2007 6:02 AM

STINKINGROSE

(drags self up to bar on elbows)..no..more..snow..

Sorry for the overly dramatic entry.

I've been stranded away from the internet for over a week now.

Please give me some coffee and something extremely strong.

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Monday, February 19, 2007 6:16 AM

SPACEANJL

So...no ice-luge on the bar, then?

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Monday, February 19, 2007 6:38 AM

STINKINGROSE

Lunges in mock rage at the throat which dares utter the phrase, then dissolves into tears of hysterical laughter.
Then orders another round and one for SpaceAnJL.

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Monday, February 19, 2007 9:34 AM

StinkingRose, it's good to see you posting even if it's for a minute. Have they been over to the house to get the 6 feet of snow off the roof? Is it still snowing?

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Monday, February 19, 2007 12:21 PM

Wow exceptionally slow day here eh???

*prepares a round of drinks for everyone*

Bottoms up all! See ya in the morning!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Bartender

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Monday, February 19, 2007 1:17 PM

GHOULFISH

Im underage - I just stay outside the bar and keep Serenity warmed-up (just incase some alliance friendly's come along)

I have my toy dinosaurs to keep me company

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Monday, February 19, 2007 2:32 PM

Welcome Ghoulfish - you don't have to stand outside, it's too cold .... but no booze for you...

Bryce
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"Oh no, not again." - A bowl of petunias on it's way to certain death.

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Monday, February 19, 2007 6:31 PM

GHOULFISH

I guess i cant blow another hole into this little moon then.

Comes in has a rootbeer and some french fries

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 2:20 AM

mornin' drinkers.

Quote:
Originally posted by Mavourneen:
Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
Don't do anything I wouldn't go to jail for.

Why did a scene from The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly{ just come to mind???

Quote:
…wanted in fourteen counties of this state, the condemned is found guilty of crimes of murder, armed robbery of citizens, state banks and post offices; the theft of sacred objects, arson in a state prison, perjury, bigamy, deserting his wife and children, inciting prostitution, kidnapping, extortion, receiving stolen goods, selling stolen goods, passing counterfeit money and contrary to the laws of this state the condemned is guilty of using marked cards and loaded dice

Is your real name Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez???

Gorramnit Mavs, and I was pretty damn fond of you. Now I gotta find some time to get to MD to take care of this.

Quote:
Originally posted by Mavourneen:
You do know that stuff will dissolve your teeth, don't you?
Oh, wait. You are mainlining the stuff.

So he keeps his teeth but his arteries will eventually break down and rupture, causing death by internal hemorrhaging.

Gods, I'm in a fun mood today.....

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion

In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and is widely considered as a bad move.

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 3:31 AM

Morning all!

Hey RIMG and LA29 how was your weekends?

Welcome to the Pub Ghoulfish. No worries, we have Coke and other sodas for you non age appropriate peoples!

*prepares a pot of the Good Stuff*

Mmmm Coffee!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Bartender

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 3:41 AM

Good morning patrons!

NORM!

A coke for the penguin who doesn't drink...and one for Ghoulfish when he wanders in!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 3:48 AM

mornin' Penguin, Kelkhil

Kel - the weekend was good, lots of time on the road, but lots of time with my boys too. You are also probably wondering where the hell the beer is. Honestly, I haven't sent it, as my home computer hasn't turned on in a week and I keep forgetting to ask for your address again. If you would e-mail it to me at james dot spettel at robins dot af dot mil, I will have it out by the end of the week. Sorry it's taken me so long to get to this.

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion

In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and is widely considered as a bad move.

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 3:51 AM

RIMG - No prob with the Beer. I will try to send you an e-mail tonight when I get home from work.

At least you got to have wild childreny fun this weekend. (did that sound right to you???)

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Bartender

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 4:05 AM

Kel - yes, it makes sense, though I can see how someone might take it in the complete wrong way

~jimi
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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 4:25 AM

Yeti !!!

I've missed you ! *hugs* Wanna come smoke with me ??

Kelkhil - how's my most favorite shirtless bartender ?

Hi there Penguin !

Bryce

"Oh no, not again." - A bowl of petunias on it's way to certain death.

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 4:29 AM

Good morning!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 4:30 AM

mornin' LA *hugs*

Do you even need to ask?

~jimi
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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 8:54 AM

Good Morning all!!! Nico good to see you alive, well, and hopefully un-singed:)

HUGS Penguin

PR- Lemon oil worked a treat and I'm feeling better as well. :)

Kelkhil- may I have an extra large extra icy diet coke with lime please???

RIMG_ HUGS

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 8:57 AM

hey MsG. How's your world today ???

~jimi
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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 9:22 AM

Well I am here and alive and things are going well. One of the other teachers watched my kids so I could run an errand:) All is well for me...so how about you?

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 10:07 AM

Hello MSG

Glad to hear you're alive & well

LA29 gets herself a coke & goes to sit & read by the fire ...

Bryce
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"Oh no, not again." - A bowl of petunias on it's way to certain death.

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 10:21 AM

Well of course you can have a Large Diet Coke with Lime MSG!

Good to see everyone back. Was kinda lonely in here yesterday. I thought I might have smelled funny so I took a shower and everything. Still no one!

But today seems to be better!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 10:23 AM

I think a lot of us had yesterday off...I know I did:)

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 10:25 AM

Kelkhil dear....may I please have a margarita ?

it's been a very long day...

Anyone want 2 children for a while ?

Bryce
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"Oh no, not again." - A bowl of petunias on it's way to certain death.

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 10:28 AM

One Large Strawberry Margarita for LA29!

I would take them off you hands but my little one is enough of a load by herself!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Bartender

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 10:32 AM

My older son Dylan has the week off & we're going a bit stir crazy..it's not outdoors weather & the budget won't allow for much entertainment because we just get a new bed set & a new computer !!!!
Which is very shiny

Thank you for the drink...it's perfect .

Maybe we should get a nanny-bot !

Bryce
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"Oh no, not again." - A bowl of petunias on it's way to certain death.

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 11:01 AM

Or just fly Mags over here a few months sooner than expected and put her to work!

That'll learn her to cross her twin brother!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Bartender

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 11:03 AM

LA- just smile and hide well:)

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 11:30 AM

SPACEANJL

Hmmm. Child-care...

Suggestions.

1)Bribery

2)Duct-tape

3)Tranquilizer gun

Y'know. Shoot 'em. Politely.

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 12:04 PM

Crushing up some valium in their juice has crossed my mind

Bryce
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"Oh no, not again." - A bowl of petunias on it's way to certain death.

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 12:18 PM

or you could always go with vitamin b ( Benadryl:)

Have to go folks. Have a great day!

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 12:26 PM

I'm one of the lucky parents of children that get HYPER from Benadryl !!!

Have a shiny evening Msg !

bryce
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"Oh no, not again." - A bowl of petunias on it's way to certain death.

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 10:00 PM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Morning everyone!
MsG, glad to hear the lemon oil worked well

I need to get more of that stuff.

for Bryce, because haven't written all week. Haven't even been on yahoo, in fact. I've felt soooo laaaaazy.
Even though I've gotten a bit of cleaning done. Go me!
*drinks a second breakfast smoothie*

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Wednesday, February 21, 2007 3:03 AM

mornin' drinkers.

MsG - sorry to have missed you, looks like you replied right as I was leaving for the day.

LA - manual labor works best, IMHO.

Anyone around this morning?

* wanders off to revive the most recent photo thread *

~jimi
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Wednesday, February 21, 2007 3:25 AM