CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #17 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #17

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UPDATED: Monday, March 5, 2007 17:33
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Saturday, February 24, 2007 6:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Quote:

Inara (While walking into the galley): Mal? May I borrow your sidearm for a while?

Mal (somewhat distracted): Sur....why?

Inara: *sigh* Because my mother is coming to visit me...

BEB

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Saturday, February 24, 2007 2:43 PM

FLORALBUNNY

RMMC wrote:
Friday, February 23, 2007 18:47
Quote:
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Originally posted by FloralBunny:

Are some of you having flashbacks to an old
film called Dark Crystal, in which part of the
food ran down the table?
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OMG bun, I didn't until you brought it up. *twitchtwitch*
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It was a Muppet-y thing, no? After seeing it we
spent a few dinnertimes smacking the table but it
made the cats nervous.

MAL (thinking): These notes say to show her your
guns and wait for her to kiss you.
INARA (thinking): Oh, no. Not that ploy again.
Jayne, and now Mal...

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Saturday, February 24, 2007 6:33 PM

RMMC

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

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Originally posted by FloralBunny:

Are some of you having flashbacks to an old
film called Dark Crystal, in which part of the
food ran down the table?
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RMMC wrote: OMG bun, I didn't until you brought it up. *twitchtwitch*
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Originally posted by FloralBunny: It was a Muppet-y thing, no? After seeing it we
spent a few dinnertimes smacking the table but it
made the cats nervous.

Yes, it was the Muppety thing from the 80's. I only remember bits of it as I only saw it the once, and that was some 20 years back. (Actually I remember more of Quark which was some 30 years back. Go fig.)
Poor kitties...mean bun!

Mal: Tzao-gao! One piece of the puzzle left and the gorram thing won't fit. Guess I just have to make it fit.
Inara: Um, Mal, that may not be such a good idea. Your gun may go off prematurely.
Mal: And you'd surely know about that.

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Saturday, February 24, 2007 7:40 PM

VERSEEXPLORER

SAB, congrats!

GHOULFISH, another way to get the pic, is to just reply to someone with the pic, and then drag it from their post up into your response box.

Nathan: Guns-r-Us has just come out with this new phone, computer, Swiss army knife, fork, spoon, chop stick, gun called an iGun.
Morena (rolls her eyes)
Nathan: The directions say to... *BANG* Huh.

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Saturday, February 24, 2007 7:42 PM

VERSEEXPLORER

Double Posties. I'll try to think of a new one.

Mal: I hear TenthCrewMember is pissed.
Inara: It's those gorramn HD-DVD pirates.
Mal: Tell Jayne to bring the grenades.

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Sunday, February 25, 2007 7:26 AM

GRAYALBATROSS

What was the other reference to live food?

EDIT: Oh, wait, the cow thing

. Sorry!

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Also, I can kill you with my brain

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Sunday, February 25, 2007 2:30 PM

FLORALBUNNY

RMMC wrote in part:
Poor kitties...mean bun!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No, no! Not mean bun. We didn't put the kitties
on the table. And took 'em off if they volunteered.
But sudden noises tended to cause jumping and
running.
Quark is unfamiliar...must look up...

and another try at a caption (wouldn't let me do
it last night ~10:00 PST)

MAL: Options? Well, we're only good as long as the roof holds out.

bun
~bun stuff~
!kittens!

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Sunday, February 25, 2007 3:05 PM

FLORALBUNNY

GrayAlbatross wrote:
Sunday, February 25, 2007 07:26
What was the other reference to live food?

EDIT: Oh, wait, the cow thing . Sorry!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ReaverInA1985Riviera made one, too. There
are other oblique references dotted throughout.
I got to read the thread again to confirm.
Wacky fun!
Good thing there was neither food nor drink
about. Saves a cleanup. Big ROFLs.
What a wonderful selection of captions.

bun
~Bastards captioned my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Monday, February 26, 2007 5:48 PM

RMMC

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
RMMC wrote in part:
Poor kitties...mean bun!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No, no! Not mean bun. We didn't put the kitties
on the table. And took 'em off if they volunteered.
But sudden noises tended to cause jumping and
running.

Whew! You had me a bit worried, bun. 'Course I'm the one who used to tickle the fur between the dog's pads, so I'm not in any position to judge.

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Quark is unfamiliar...must look up...

and another try at a caption (wouldn't let me do
it last night ~10:00 PST)

Yeah, the site took a header for a few hours that night.

Check Wikipedia for Quark. It seems to be the most complete explaination

I really don't have any more caption ideas at the moment.

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 5:37 PM

FLORALBUNNY

INARA: You called, Mal?
MAL: Count the toppings on this pizza and tell
me that hoon dahn gave us the six we paid for...

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Wednesday, February 28, 2007 12:50 AM

KMS

Mal: Pull my finger!

or

Mal: Just whisper your secret in my ear, Little Colt.
Inara(sigh): Are you talking to your guns again?
Mal: This here is a PRIVATE conversation.

Or

Inara: You can’t use that gun on your next mission.
Mal: Why not?
Inara: It doesn’t go with your pretty floral bonnet.
Mal (turns and looks at pistol): Drat! That’s my prettiest gun.

Or

Inara: Why the gun?
Mal: I told Kaylee and River if there was any more running around someone was gonna get hurt.
Inara: And… You’re here to make sure that happens?
Mal: You don’t see them zipping through the kitchen, do you?
Kaylee (OS): You’re a mean ol’ man!

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Wednesday, February 28, 2007 3:22 AM

SAB39

(inspired by the talking to the guns...)

MAL: Mister Flibble says: 'Game over boys...'

(Can't you just picture Mal in that red polkadot dress and hat..?)

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Wednesday, February 28, 2007 3:44 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

MAL: I swear, if your hand touches anything but the vote button, I will end you!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1031866

That's right, VOTING TIME!
So I guess it is the rutting town hall after all...

BWAH!

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Wednesday, February 28, 2007 5:31 AM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Bumpity-bumpity vote time.

Rules and voting: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=22892

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 4:00 PM

RMMC

Hey! First time I made the cut.

Vote-bump!

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”I’m on a first name basis with your wrath, sir.” -- Lieutenant Eve Dallas & Officer Delia Peabody, Portrait in Death by J. D. Robb

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Friday, March 2, 2007 3:44 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Bumpty bump.

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Saturday, March 3, 2007 6:00 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA

Mal putting his gun together;

"Aaand done...*...Where does this extra piece go?"

In the same vein;

Mal:"Why is there always an extra piece?"

Or again;

Mal:"Now accordin' to the schematics the pin should fit IN the barrel."

And again;

Inara:"You don't how to put it back together do you?"

Mal:"Wha...? How can you say that woman? Course I know how.... I mean I was a soldier.... Don't you have some client to sex up?"

"We can be Heroes.... if just for one day."[/]

~Peter* Peter* power Re-peater~

What do you mean I have to wait
7 fricken weeks for Heroes?

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 2:34 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

I like the last one best.

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 9:11 PM

FLORALBUNNY

INARA (glancing under table): Am I -- um --
interrupting anything?
MAL: No, no. Just having my feet washed, is
all.

bun
~the usual bun stuff~

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Monday, March 5, 2007 5:33 PM

RMMC

*giggle**bump*

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“The next person, the very next person, who says that is going to know my wrath.”
”I’m on a first name basis with your wrath, sir.” -- Lieutenant Eve Dallas & Officer Delia Peabody, Portrait in Death by J. D. Robb

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