Browncoat Bar & Grill - The Jolly Roger by RiverIsMyGoddess

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*pounce*

Bwah!

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 4:21 AM

PENGUIN

You are quick like a fox!!!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 4:25 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Meet one of my totems:

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 4:26 AM

?????

Penguin didn't get firsties?

Well done indeed, Rose-doll.

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and is widely considered as a bad move.

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 4:29 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

He only gets firsties when I'm asleep

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 4:40 AM

Oh, Barkeep?

I was wondering if I could get my 7 & 7 down by the beach?

It's one of those days I wish I lived in the Maldives...

Why can't I be drinking in a hammock over the water instead of processing orders for furniture in Maryland???

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 4:43 AM

* brings Mavs a 7 & 7 with a fresh lime wedge to her spot in the hammock *

I thought of you the other night when watching Sin City, when Dwight refers to Gail as his Warrior Woman.

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and is widely considered as a bad move.

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 4:48 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Morning all. How in the

did I miss firsties? Oh, yeah, I was impondering.

Hey RIMG! I have that very sign hanging in my living room! Guess I need to get to the picture thread pretty darn soon with proof.

How everyone? A Foxy Firebird? Has a ring to it...

Morning Pengy. Loved the kitty boxing pic on the other thread.

So Maldives is one of those words like Endive or Belize that I only read in print or hear pronounced by less-than-reliable sources. Either way Maldives looks like a great place to fall out of a hammock. Or palm tree ala Keith Richard.

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 4:56 AM

*teeheehee, I was thought of

*

Well, I'm seriously trying to supress the Warrior Woman right now. The salespeople here are all interior designers. They don't think like you and I...they are in their own little worlds and disregard even the simplest "I need a signature on that" because to them, it isn't important.

I understand they think with the right side of their brains (more artistic) and I (who processes their crappily written orders) am more left brained...I just don't think its too much to ask to write down a frakkin' model number.

One can only be Zen for so long...

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 5:04 AM

REDLAVA

Just don't process their order. After a few complaints from their customers they will probably start filling the paper work out correctly.

Or you'll probably get fired. Don't listen to me. I'm so full of crap my eyes are brown.

Oh bar keep, Irish Coffee please. Lots of lite whipped cream. I'm watching my girlish figure.

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 5:06 AM

Morning all...oooh beach sounds great, but if I go down, I won't come back and then I'd be in trouble....so I'll wait til Friday:)

Lovely bartender I think I shall have what I'm having in real life ( because it's so amazingly good) It's a dark chocolate cherry mocha with chocolate whipped cream and little pieces of chopped up cherry sprinkled on it

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 5:11 AM

JQ - it doesn't surprise me in the least that you have that sign, though photographic "proof" would be cool too

Mavs - I like RedLava's idea about not processing it, so long as it doesn't get you into trouble. You could always stare blankly at them until they signed it as an alternative.

* makes RedLava an Irish coffee with plenty of Lite whipped cream *

* fervently throws together ingredients to reproduce MsG's coffee-esqe drink, down to the topping of chopped cherry and a bit of grated chocolate *

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and is widely considered as a bad move.

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 5:56 AM

mmmmmmmmm chocolate cherry mocha:) Ok girly I know, yet lovely to drink:)

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 6:12 AM

I wish not processing it was an option. It would serve them right...the salespeople are only paid by commission, so not proceesing an order hurts them. I've tried the blank stare, the disapproving mother, and the outraged coworker. Nothing works.

Unfortunately, the lead offender of the salespeople also brings in the most business...so his faux paus (s) are treated with a smile, a nod, and a promise to do better....but not much else. It is tolerated, so I can kick my heels all I want. I just have to clean up messes behind him and make sure nothing is ordered wrong.

Meh. Whatever. Time to put my big girl panties on and just deal with it.

Another round for everyone, on me.
*whips out the corporate credit card*

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 6:21 AM

* fixes everyone, himself included, another round *

Ladies and menfolk, I am out for the day. Gotta do dumb training, but at least I am getting paid to do it. If I get my home comp working, I'll talk to y'all tonight. Otherwise, seeya tomorrow.

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and is widely considered as a bad move.

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 6:44 AM

I am curious ...big girl pants???

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 7:02 AM

It's a phrase someone on a fav show of mine uses to indicate "Grow up and get a hold of yourself, act like an adult." (Get rid of the diaper?)

(The show is Clean House on the Style network. They go into impossibly cluttered homes, pull everything out and sell it at a yard sale, then use the proceeds to professionally redecorate and organize. I love this show.)

The hostess of the show tells it to women who are unable to part with stupid stuff in their lives, like 400 stuffed animals, boxes of magazines, etc. "Put your big girl panties on and let go of that foolishness."

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 7:30 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by Mavourneen:
It is tolerated, so I can kick my heels all I want.
Meh. Whatever. Time to put my big girl panties on and just deal with it.

*imagines Mav kicking up her heels with big girl panties on, blissful, blank expression on face*

Thought bubble pops from pointed stares from all directions.

No, wait, that's not what you meant...

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 7:41 AM

Oh, good gravy.

EDIT: wow. The things that photobucket has...

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 8:00 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by Mavourneen:
Oh, good gravy.

EDIT: wow. The things that photobucket has...

But that was a hotlink to somebody else's bucket!! I'm shocked and disappointed!! (I got a bandwidth error message at first...!)

And kitties love gravy.

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 8:11 AM

Au contraire, mon fraire.

It is not wrong to link to anywhere else on photobucket. It is an image hosting service, and the links are provided for anyone to use, at any time. You are supposed to use the links. They (bucket) generate revenue from paid accounts that have various high end abilities/storage abilities, and from ad revenue.

A small website that hosts info about Art Frahm ( the artist who drew that pantie pic) pays its ISP by the gig, or the meg...and linking to one of THEIR pictures causes their monthly internet bill to go up. And that's not nice.

(BTW, one of the salespeople that normally calls me the "Order Nazi" called me "Buzzkill" today. I laughed and he looked at me funny. HA!)

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 8:19 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by Mavourneen:
Art Frahm ( the artist who drew that pantie pic)

Isn't he the FAMOUS pinup artist?

Quote:
(BTW, one of the salespeople that normally calls me the "Order Nazi" called me "Buzzkill" today. I laughed and he looked at me funny. HA!)

By the way, too, it was nice to be thought of (in an entirely different sense) the other day (MD waving to MI, or something like that).

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 8:58 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Actually, I have to say, I don't like the idea of others linking from my photobucket account. I keep it public so anyone can browse it, but I can't host everything in my lil bucket; I worry about exceeding my bandwidth quite enough just from the regular posting I do.
*looks up at 'Photobucket Bandwidth Exceded' graphic a little nervously*

Why am I still AWAKE?

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 9:01 AM

So does that mean that if too many people are linking to pics in your bucket, you'll exceed your bandwidth? And your account won't work?

Hmmmm. Interesting. I always thought (mainly because img tags are provided when you look at someone else's pic) that linking was a-okay.

I will look at their info again, and adjust my behavior accordingly.

Come to think of it, it is 2 PM EST. Why ARE you still awake?

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 9:01 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

You miss your Sir Loin of Beefcake?

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 9:37 AM

Jonny- in case you need this

Mav- ah I get it now

PR- oh my goddess would you go to bed sweety. You'll be exhausted

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 9:41 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
Jonny- in case you need this

I'm pretty sure I don't need it...not sure what I would do with it, but it's very sweet of you to think of me. I think.
*scratches head, baffled, but loves MsG's generosity just the same*
I was kinda thinkin' PR might need something like that.

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 9:45 AM

Well I figured if you ever wanted to bring up Beefcake and loins again, you might want an image to go with:)
LOL

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 9:52 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
Well I figured if you ever wanted to bring up Beefcake and loins again, you might want an image to go with:)
LOL

What ya got for "Cheesecake"?

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 9:59 AM

I could go on and on

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 10:02 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

This "Heather" seems to have an unlimited supply of these...!

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 10:04 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Yes, photobucket accounts do have a limited bandwidth, and I don't pay for mine, which means it's more limited than the still limited pay accounts. Last month I got up to 80% of my bandwidth, which made me a little twitchy.
I'm trying to go to bed, I really am, but I keep reading this gorramn fanfic (treasure of Lei fong wu) and not going to bed.

Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyQuest:
I was kinda thinkin' PR might need something like that.

Something sort of like that, perhaps, but that's not really what springs to my mind, you know...

Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyQuest:
What ya got for "Cheesecake"?

Okay, really going to bed! (as soon as I finish this chapter)

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 10:09 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Happy Cheesecake! I like it, I like it!

Hurry up and finish your reading! You'll be unbearable otherwise when you wake up and then Niko will have to take time off work to recover and...Oh! it's just too horrible to think about.

GO TO BED!!

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 10:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
Actually, I have to say, I don't like the idea of others linking from my photobucket account. I keep it public so anyone can browse it, but I can't host everything in my lil bucket; I worry about exceeding my bandwidth quite enough just from the regular posting I do.
*looks up at 'Photobucket Bandwidth Exceded' graphic a little nervously*

Well, after doing much 'Bucket research, I have come to the conclusion that:

a) It is probably okay to linky-dink someone else's pics from their 'Bucket.

Here's my own 'Bucket stats.

Account Dashboard
Total Pictures and Videos: 173
Monthly Hits: 1000
Album Size:
6 MB (0%) 1 GB

Monthly Bandwidth:
6 MB (0%) - 10 GB

As you can see, from 173 pics in my 'Bucket, I have used (on a monthly basis, 6 MB out of the 10 GB available to me. That's nothing at all, and that's including anyone anywhere who has posted directly from my 'Bucket. And I have a free account. No upgrade.

Usage sets back to 0 on the anniversary date of your bucket enrollment every month. It doesn't count anything you have previously posted.

Unless the person you link from is posting 10 GB or more per month...and that is HUGE...I can't understand how you could exceed bandwidth.

EDIT: 80%??? PR? Holy Hannah. Maybe it is from people for whom you've made banners, etc, not having their own accounts but linking from yours?

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 10:26 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Well, after doing a little research of my own, I have come to the conclusion that there's more euphemizing going on than anyone could ever have guessed.

Quote:
Originally posted by Mavourneen, X-lated by JQ:

linky-dink someone: ficate with someone else

Account Dashboard: Cribsheet, scorebook

Total Pictures and Videos: 173: self-porn

Monthly Hits: 1000 = Mega-hit, linky-dinks per month

Album Size: 6 MB (0%) 1 GB : huh, "album", riiight...dog in the fight

Monthly Bandwidth: 6 MB (0%) - 10 GB : "band" width to "album" size ratio, fight in the dog

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 10:30 AM

Ummmm.
What the f*ck are you talking about?

edit: Nevermind explaining. I think this was an attempt to make fun of me in some way...but I am leaving for the day and can't say that I really care that much anyway.

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 10:36 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by Mavourneen:
Ummmm.
What the f*ck are you talking about?

Wow. Shot down by Mavourneen. I don't know what to say. But aren't you right in there posting with the best of them at the water cooler? (Water cooler? Is that another one?) And aren't you the one that had to

Select to view spoiler:

hide your very own words from unsuspecting eyes while extolling the virtues of battery-operated bliss?

What the f*ck are you talking about?

I was just making an observation. Prolly inspired by the rum that flows so freely here.

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 10:42 AM

yeah Jonny she has a ton

my fav

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 10:47 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
yeah Jonny she has a ton
my fav

That's right! You were a cheerleader, too, weren't you? What's in the can?

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 10:54 AM

well actually that one reminds me of my sister LOL and if was her it'd be caffine free diet coke ( warm) because my sister's a wacko sometimes

However, yes I was a cheerleader ( a flyer in fact which means I was the one they threw in the air)

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 10:57 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

This would explain the intimate familiarity you had with the absolute need for spankies...

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 11:09 AM

*snicker* Spankies....

LA29 gets herself a coke and sits down at the bar...

How is everyone's day so far ?

Bryce
*********

"Oh no, not again." - A bowl of petunias on it's way to certain death.

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 11:16 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
*snicker* Spankies....

LA29 gets herself a coke and sits down at the bar...

How is everyone's day so far ?

Okay by me. I do detect a STRONG undercurrent of PUSF, though. Nobody's fessed up to it yet outright, but it's there...

For MSG's eyes only:

Select to view spoiler:

Why it pays to have well-fitting spankies http ://www .6v6gt.com/humor/cheers. jpg

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 11:19 AM

JQ - isn't there always that undercurrent ?

Hi MSG !

Bryce
*******

"Oh no, not again." - A bowl of petunias on it's way to certain death.

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 11:22 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
JQ - isn't there always that undercurrent ?

EDITED: I'm a-thinkin' there could be UFSS every now and then...(Unleashed Frenzied Sexual Satisfaction)...

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 11:27 AM

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 2:19 PM

LOL Jonny...what a tragic accident I'm still reeling from the time I forgot my spankies at a game. Luckily I had on red underwear that day( our colors were red and white)so I just faked it and hoped no one noticed that my "spankies" were lacy and french cut... (sadly an inordinate number of people noticed...when I say people I mean guys)

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 2:29 PM

Well of course the guys would notice MSG-they're guys !
*snicker* Spankies....

Bryce
********

"Oh no, not again." - A bowl of petunias on it's way to certain death.

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 2:55 PM