To all by DarthRevan

Thank you friend. *drinks to his health.

Darth Revan

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Wednesday, February 28, 2007 10:05 AM

It is my pleasure. Ill do my best to sniff them out.

Darth Revan

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Wednesday, February 28, 2007 10:08 AM

CALHOUN

Do you think that dark jedi use "force pull" to masturbate?

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Wednesday, February 28, 2007 10:35 AM

ELDRITCH

Well, that or the Force Choke.

--Victory and defeat are matters of the temporary force of circumstance. Even if it seems certain that you will lose, continue. Neither wisdom nor technique has a place in this.--

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Wednesday, February 28, 2007 10:57 AM

SAHARA

So you don't like trolls or chickens?

Sahara
Blackbird fly into the light of the dark, black night.

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Wednesday, February 28, 2007 11:33 AM

MSG

But if you're on trolls , it's also your job to feed the reavers :)

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Wednesday, February 28, 2007 11:55 AM

ASORTAFAIRYTALE

Hmmm, come to think of it, I actually haven't seen any trolls for a while...It's a bit unsettling.....

Oh, and welcome to the site!

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What's so amazing about really deep thoughts?

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Wednesday, February 28, 2007 12:21 PM

There was a troll here just days ago, but nothing major, obviously.
Anyways... welcome, Darthy, and relax. Not many trolls under this shiny bridge. Just us friendly bums.

I need to work on my metaphors.

"Dude, you don't want to fuck with the Browncoats.
They're cheering a show that's not even on". - Kevin Smith

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Wednesday, February 28, 2007 12:22 PM

CALHOUN

Quote:
Eldritch wrote:
Wednesday, February 28, 2007 10:35
Well, that or the Force Choke.

HAhahahahahahahhahahahahahhaa!!! I hadnt thought of force choke!

So the question is before you Darth Revan, which do you use to masturbate, force pull or force choke? or maybe a combination?

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Wednesday, February 28, 2007 12:28 PM

Don't scare the boy, Cal.

Also, Force Choke was the first thing that popped into my mind. Oops, almost typed pooped there. It pooped into my mind. So there.

"Dude, you don't want to fuck with the Browncoats.
They're cheering a show that's not even on". - Kevin Smith

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Wednesday, February 28, 2007 3:32 PM

SHAMELESS

Quote:
Originally posted by asortafairytale:
Hmmm, come to think of it, I actually haven't seen any trolls for a while...It's a bit unsettling.....

Oh, and welcome to the site!

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What's so amazing about really deep thoughts?

Two things:
Yay, a Tori listener!
and...
About as unsettling as Jayne being so generous with his share. Kinda freezes the blood.

And, I have a question... what ARE the Forsaken? And how come I never got a browncoat? ::pouts::

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Landmines - $50 per
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Can't stop the signal."
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Thursday, March 1, 2007 2:38 AM

FILLYGIRL

Operative: "Its worse than you know..." Mal: "It usually is."

And, I have a question... what ARE the Forsaken? And how come I never got a browncoat? ::pouts::

You need to find FollowMal and ask her about the coat and The Forsaken...sometimes FloralBunny hands out the coats, FollowMal gets too busy sometimes.....and alot of us are over on the 76th board right now. I'm sure whatever "browncoat" you currently have will be okay till the ladies get back.....

I have PM'ed FollowMal about the Appreciatin Nathan group,...you could try that. You are welcome, even without a browncoat!

"You gotta love that the first pirated HD DVD is the one about space pirates who broadcast a video that the government wants to keep secret.

Can't stop the signal."
-reavers_ate_my_dvd

...it's worse than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 3:12 AM

MAVOURNEEN

Quote:
Originally posted by shameless:
And, I have a question... what ARE the Forsaken?

From Mistress of the Forsaken's "official" History thread (PhoenixRose)...I present to you:

Quote:
The Forsaken, here is its history:
A while back, I forget exactly when, someone calling themselves TheRightStuff posted a thread in Real World Event Discussions called "Finally God is with this country". It was ridiculous babble about Dubya being a President right with God, and that all should embrace him as right with God or they were Forsaken and would burn. He made a list (which excluded me, I declared myself Forsaken) and said that they would all burn in hell if they didn't embrace the light of god or Dubya or whatever other swill. Many people asked to be added to the list or declared that they were Forsaken whether TRS said so outright or not. So, in order to thumb their noses at him, a thread was started by the great chrisisall called "THE FORSAKEN - We Aim to Burn" and there was virtual naked pyre dancing and s'mores and hotdogs made from the flesh of the Enemy (TheRightStuff, or TRS as we lovingly call him) and drinking and talking and a grand old time was had by all and many members of the site flocked to the thread and it was soon huge and a new one needed to be made; this time the mantle was taken up by citizen. Then another one was needed. And yet another one after that. And on and on. Around the third thread, it became my responsibility to start the threads (me being always on) so I have started most of them, with occasional help from darling Forsaken 'coats who caught it before I did. Now we have a fully-stocked bar, a herd of personal servants and dragon protectors, a hot tub filled with chocolate, and really anything else anyone wants to make up in the name of hedonism and having a good time.
Recently TRS came back on with another stupid post, only this time it was TheRightStuff1 and we assume he just forgot his password or something, but we're sure it was the same person spouting the same old garbage, and a few more members threw in their lots with The Forsaken. It's a party, it's a lot of fun, and anyone can join. FMF asks that blood be spilled on the pyre, and I say get nekkid and dance!
And I or one of my cohorts will be glad to dub thee Forsaken with a flaming sword, if so desired.

So there it is.

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 3:17 AM

Haven't seen any, but I'll be sure to let you know.....I promise.

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 3:21 AM

SHINYED

Quote:
Originally posted by DarthRevan:
It is my pleasure. I'll do my best to sniff them out.

Welcome to FFFans! If you're anxious to do battle with "trolls" I suggest you visit the "real world" posting area. In there if you are not part of the fringe-left, kool-aid drinking, internet-educated, pimple-faced mob then YOU will be labeled as a troll or idiot, usually both.

Anyone who posts there ANYTHING resembling a conservative and traditional point of view is immediatley hammered and called a troll, mocked amongst the gang of a few little smart-asses who, like so many ultra-liberals, attempt to stifle opposing positions and views, and then they cap off their vile immaturity by giggling amongst themselves, patting themselves on the back for a job well done. Go there...you'll have a blast!

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 3:30 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Quote:
Originally posted by kaneman:
Haven't seen any, but I'll be sure to let you know.....I promise.

That sure is funny, oh pointy-haired one! Don't think he said he'll concern himself outside of chat, though, so you wouldn't have to worry too much about being hunted. Nice attempt at cover, though!

Welcome to the new Browncoat! I bring you tidings of chocolate and fresh wine, DarthRevan. Should hold you until FloralBunny gets here with the fruits and other assorted goodies!

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 3:41 AM

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Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
Quote:
Originally posted by kaneman:
Haven't seen any, but I'll be sure to let you know.....I promise.

That sure is funny, oh pointy-haired one! Don't think he said he'll concern himself outside of chat, though, so you wouldn't have to worry too much about being hunted. Nice attempt at cover, though!

Welcome to the new Browncoat! I bring you tidings of chocolate and fresh wine, DarthRevan. Should hold you until FloralBunny gets here with the fruits and other assorted goodies!

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

Just go put up your hilariously ugly pics in talkstory....It always makes me laugh. Especially that last one, what a doozy. You look like a hippopotamus getting ready to shit on some unsuspecting gazelle. Go on... Please!

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 3:42 AM

CAUSAL

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
You can tell the trollz by the funny colored hair that sticks up. That and the fat bellies.

And the naked. Don't forget the naked.

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 4:09 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Quote:
Originally posted by kaneman:
Just go put up your hilariously ugly pics in talkstory....It always makes me laugh. Especially that last one, what a doozy. You look like a hippopotamus getting ready to shit on some unsuspecting gazelle. Go on... Please!

Ah, and so eloquent in proving me right. My favorite thing, being proven right! Really, it's very good of you to out yourself so quickly.

*pulls kaneman's now-revealed pointy troll hair and runs away giggling*

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 4:22 AM

If finding you amazingly ugly makes one a troll....I am.

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 5:24 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

It's more the constant unwarranted attacks on myself and others throughout the many months you've lurked under the bridge. Also the crude language and schoolyard insults. The desperate pleas for attention such as a twelve year old boy with a crush might make. And the colorful pointy hair and fat belly.

*slaps fat belly with the flat of her sword and giggles again* Slappy slappy...

Okay, I'm going to stop feeding you now. Sorry everyone; I know it just wants attention. Sometimes these things are too silly to pass up.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 6:38 AM

Huh? What's Kane's problem? Did I miss something? Awefully rude for a Browncoat, he is.
Kane, what's the deal? Chill!

"Dude, you don't want to fuck with the Browncoats.
They're cheering a show that's not even on". - Kevin Smith

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 7:22 AM

MSG

Sweety we all ignore Kaneman's social problems. It's not polite to point out his handicaps.

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 7:37 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Quote:
Originally posted by kaneman:
If finding you amazingly ugly makes one a troll....I am.

An River/Kane off the meds again?

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Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 8:48 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by kaneman:
Haven't seen any, but I'll be sure to let you know.....I promise.

Haw! Ya got me with that one! I'm actually SOS (snickering out sideways).

Quote:
Originally posted by Causal:
Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
You can tell the trollz by the funny colored hair that sticks up. That and the fat bellies.

And the naked. Don't forget the naked.

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
*pulls kaneman's now-revealed pointy troll hair and runs away giggling*

Pointy troll hair revealed because of the nekkid? EWW! Eye-wash Somebody please gimme some eye-wash! Didn't plan to look there, PR. Thanks!

Also the nekkid is part of Forsaking, so watch it!

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 9:57 AM

very amusing...I dont use either...

Darth Revan

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 10:02 AM

MSG

Jonny- maybe you should poke out your mind's eye

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 10:04 AM

I changed my name...so what? look..I was a bit cocky when I revaeled my self...sorry..its just birdman was a troll...so I thought I could change into someone new and gain a reputation as someone who isnt a troll. If your reading this silence...then you could concider this as a surrender note..you won over birdman...now how bout a truce with DarthRevan. I know alot about the xenos...including there real names if your interested...I can tell you every thing I know about them tommarow at 11:55AM tommarow if you wish...If you dont want peace, then just tell me.

Darth Revan

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 10:10 AM

"It's more the constant unwarranted attacks on myself and others"

Much like the pics you post. They can be considered attacks on all of FFF.net. You should be banned. Or at least forced to shower. Your pics should come with this warning:

*DO TO THE GRAPHICAL NATURE OF THE FOLLOWING PICS IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT ALL EYEBALLS ARE REMOVED BEFORE VIEWING*
fff.net does not support or encourage the posting of ones own ugly mugg or fat ass

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 10:15 AM

SHAMELESS

Wow. Um, DarthRevan, I'm trying to figure out who "spotted you" in this thread. You seem like a good sort overall. Anywho, whether truly new to the 'verse or simply as a changed reincarnation of yourself, welcome! And no need to point out the trolls. It's really better if we don't draw attention to them.

Anywho, I would immediately declare myself Forsaken, but I think there's gotta at least be some who aren't part of that group. I'll check out the other threads... maybe I'll join the nekkid dancing and s'more toasting eventually.

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RPG launcher bought in third world country illegally - $10
Landmines - $50 per
Attack/track dogs bred 1st class - $250-500 per
Highpowered assault rifles - $600 per
The look on your face when I show up on your doorstep with a bigfoot - ... Priceless

"You gotta love that the first pirated HD DVD is the one about space pirates who broadcast a video that the government wants to keep secret.

Can't stop the signal."
-reavers_ate_my_dvd

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 11:04 AM

CALHOUN

Two things..

One: I go to Kanemans defense! He only gets mean when prodded.. as do most of us. If you read back.. Kaneman was just strolling along minding his own business when all of the sudden Phoenixrose spat at him..

Two: Darthrevan/Birdman... hahahahaha, force choking.. ex troll.

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 11:10 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by kaneman:
*DO TO THE GRAPHICAL NATURE OF THE FOLLOWING PICS IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT ALL EYEBALLS ARE REMOVED BEFORE VIEWING*

It's "DUE", moron.
How the hell did this toad licker even end up here? Tsk. How about some pics of YOU for a change, give US something to amuse ourselves with, lameman? I'd really be interested to see what you look like. I mean, you MUST be a model or something... so much confidence while insulting people's appearance - and on the internet, to boot, where the whole world can witness your bad-ass-iness. Or, you know, just ass-iness.
So many shiny people on here, and here comes the one that smells like crotch and tries to make himself feel better by putting others down. There's this word that comes to mind... "pathetic". Better remember the spelling before you fuck it up DUE to the fartbag in your skull, because you're gonna hear that word associated with you quite often, and you wouldn't wanna look like a dumbfuck, right?

Oops, too late.

Now go play with something poisonous and let the grown-ups do their thing.

"Dude, you don't want to fuck with the Browncoats.
They're cheering a show that's not even on". - Kevin Smith

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 11:15 AM

SHAMELESS

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP YOU'RE FEEDING THE TROLLS

Sooooooo... how about that dark chocolate? Definitely prefer it to milk chocolate. What's your opinion?

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Landmines - $50 per
Attack/track dogs bred 1st class - $250-500 per
Highpowered assault rifles - $600 per
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"You gotta love that the first pirated HD DVD is the one about space pirates who broadcast a video that the government wants to keep secret.

Can't stop the signal."
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Thursday, March 1, 2007 11:20 AM

I don't like dark chocolate, I'm afraid. Chocolate is supposed to be SWEET, for crying out loud!

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They're cheering a show that's not even on". - Kevin Smith

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 11:30 AM

Agagsu,
Yes, you are correct it is due not do. It is still true.... Every word a wrote. Did you call me a fart-bag? A toad licker? A dumb-fuck? Those are classics. Can I use those in the future? It must be SO hard to find grammatical errors or misspellings on a board. You are truly special.

Anyway, mind your own business. You fuckin dusty-nutted ass licker.

Love always kaneman

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 12:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by kaneman:
Agagsu,

Not my name, but considering your limited spelling capabilities, I'll assume you are referring to me.

Quote:

Yes, you are correct it is due not do. It is still true.... Every word a wrote.

Every word a what wrote? A moron? I usually doubt the truth in a moron's post, and I'm afraid I can't make an exception just because you love me.

Quote:

You are truly special.

I'm sorry to disappoint you, but since I'm not gay, your compliments won't get you a piece of ass. Rip off your face and take a good look at it. THAT'S probably the only piece of ass you'll ever get.

Quote:

Did you call me a fart-bag? A toad licker? A dumb-fuck?

You noticed! I have to make a note on my clip board. Actually, I called your BRAIN a fart-bag, but that's quite close for a monkey, so I'll let it pass. It WAS a long sentence, after all.

Quote:

Those are classics. Can I use those in the future?

I'm always glad to help and broaden the limited vocabulary of the mentally handycapped, so go ahead, knock yourself out.
Preferably with a sledge hammer.

Quote:

It must be SO hard to find grammatical errors or misspellings on a board.

Not in your posts it ain't. It's not really hard in general, but I never complain about spelling errors and the like unless some idiot is trying to make someone else look like an idiot while looking like an idiot, dong ma?

Quote:

Anyway, mind your own business. You fuckin dusty-nutted ass licker.

My business is what I make my business. You act all bad-ass troll-like on my favorite board and insult someone I like, I make you my business.
But wow, that unexpected insult at the end... I had to stop typing 4 times because I was crying so hard. No wait, the other thing.
At least I put my insults in sentences that actually made sense and didn't use them as an after thought. Kinda disappointing. But let's see... I'm not fucking right now, my nuts are - hold on... nope - not dusty, and you would probably give your left arm to even look at the fine asses I have licked. So, well, hm, not really feeling insulted here. Try harder, bad-ass.

Quote:

Love always kaneman

Not. Gay.
Sorry, Rainman. Go count the fish sticks now.

"Dude, you don't want to fuck with the Browncoats.
They're cheering a show that's not even on". - Kevin Smith

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 1:05 PM

"Not in your posts it ain't. It's not really hard in general, but I never complain about spelling errors and the like unless some idiot is trying to make someone else look like an idiot while looking like an idiot, dong ma?"

Not trying to make anyone an idiot....just pointing out she is UGLY.

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 1:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Calhoun:
Two things..

One: I go to Kanemans defense! He only gets mean when prodded.. as do most of us. If you read back.. Kaneman was just strolling along minding his own business when all of the sudden Phoenixrose spat at him..

Two: Darthrevan/Birdman... hahahahaha, force choking.. ex troll.

Thanks

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 1:11 PM

"Tsk. How about some pics of YOU for a change, give US something to amuse ourselves with, lameman? I'd really be interested to see what you look like. I mean, you MUST be a model or something... so much confidence while insulting people's appearance"

Hey aGAGsu,
I have never said I was a model(just close)...I am not a gay faggot nazi like you(although my pic looks it)..... www.myspace.com/kanemankane

made just for you asshole add pics when I can

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 1:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by kaneman:

Not trying to make anyone an idiot....just pointing out she is UGLY.

And I guess you're running around town all day pointing at people and calling them ugly? Or could it be that - gasp - you're just doing it on the internet when you're savely sitting on your ass at home? Now that would make you look like an insecure cowardly asshole, wouldn't it?
I'm still waiting for a picture of you, btw.

"Dude, you don't want to fuck with the Browncoats.
They're cheering a show that's not even on". - Kevin Smith

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 1:31 PM