THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #59 by CunningOrangeToque

BULLETINTHEBRAINPANSQUISH

'Grats, Reaver. That was a good caption.
Had my vote.

Now here's the smile made of sunlight!

WASH: Now I'm learning about sweating.

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Saturday, March 3, 2007 6:39 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Awkward moments with Wash and Mal:

Wash licks his lips. "So, uh, Mal, I don't know if you noticed, but I don't think my wife is having sex with me again ever. Well... I was just wondering..."

Mal refuses to answer - he is too busy trying to suppress the horrible imagery that threatens to flood his mind.

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Wash (to self): If I squint hard enough, this will all make sense.

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Saturday, March 3, 2007 10:15 PM

WASH: Sshh! I need to maintain absolute concentration; a dropped gosling is an unhappy gosling.

OR

Wash: Mal? You're serious? Ok, well, I guess if I square the perpendicular height of x and times it by the actual area of the object, I should be able to calculate approximately how many beagles we can fit in the cargo bay. But have you thought about the mess?

OR

RIVER (OS): I told you not to pull faces. Now the wind has changed, and you're stuck like that.

Mal gives control of the ship to Zoe...
Mal: If I'm not back in an hour, you come, and you rescue me.
Zoe: What? And risk my ship?

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Saturday, March 3, 2007 10:38 PM

With reference to thet very famous, very funny scene from Blazing Saddles,

'Wash was now feeling the effects of the beans only diet the crew had been forced to endure for the past week.'

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Saturday, March 3, 2007 11:06 PM

RORANIA

"I'm thinkin' Arby's..."

...and...

Wash: My Clint Eastwood impression...

Couldn't get Nathan's caption on his myspace outta my head;P

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"Ooh girl, you are so dirty..."
"Jayne, you're aware your radio's transmittin'? 'Cause I don't feel particularly girlish or dirty at the moment."

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Saturday, March 3, 2007 11:17 PM

LIVEBROWN

Wash : Look honey, I managed to pee my name in the dirt.

Zoe : *Sigh* *rolleyes* what have I married....

Sorry guys, this is my first attempt.

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Saturday, March 3, 2007 11:25 PM

'Even from this angle the eyes of statue still appeared to be looking at you like you owed it something'

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Saturday, March 3, 2007 11:28 PM

Wash: 'GAK!'

'Wash now knew why River had been so distraught at swallowing a bug.'

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Saturday, March 3, 2007 11:31 PM

On a roll!

Wash: 'Yeah, I see what you mean Mal. If I really squint that cow does look a bit like Jayne.'

Jayne(OS): 'Gorramit, make him stop that.'

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 1:10 AM

DEBBIE

Wash: So Now I'm Learing about target Parcticing

Mal: Throw the Gosling

Wash: K

Bang, Splat!

Mal: Where's the beagle?

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 1:41 AM

In a display of quick thinking, Wash tried to make Niska's men feel at ease with his best Godfather impersonation.

"What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?"

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Hissssssssss!

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 2:02 AM

ARTISOXYGEN

Wash: "Oh man, now I know why Adam warned me not to walk behind Nathan it looks like he's split those rutting tight pants again.."

or

Wash: "Uh oh..pale skin like mine - no hat, no sunscreen - now I'm learning about sunburn!"

I love this ship....I have from the first moment I saw it

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 2:14 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Whoohoo! Been a while since I've won.

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA!!!

Adam(panicked): Can... can anyone else see them? The backwards letters... they're floatin' right in front of me!

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Wash(thinking): Beans in my ears, cilanto in my teeth.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 3:56 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

gratz '85

Mal: huunnh... Thats odd. I don' remember any dead, gun-totin, mercs layin' around.

Wash: Just finish the deal capn'. perimeter's on lock

OR

Mal: We gotta make the drop...
Wash: *thud* Can do...

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 4:09 AM

CITIZEN

Wash: No Honey, I'm looking at the clothes...
Zoe: They're strippers, dear.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 5:55 AM

FLYVOTE

Alan: yes.... there... No. There! Yes, this planet looks like the same spot that William Shatner filmed all of his Star Trek scenes...

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 6:29 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FlyVote:

(I LOVE the Star Trek one above!)

Even without his false teeth, glasses and corrective orthopedic shoes, Alan was one hunk of a man.

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 7:21 AM

FLYVOTE

Wash: Thay! Eber sinth I ate one of Riber'th "icbth planeth" there'th been thomething wrong with my lipth...

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 7:58 AM

Wash's attempt at protective camouflage would have worked better if he'd realised they were landing on a desert planet, not the tropical paradise he'd been hoping for.

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 11:10 AM

FLYVOTE

Quote:
Originally posted by FlyVote:

Wash: Thay! Eber sinth I ate one of Riber'th "icbth planeth" there'th been thomething wrong with my lipth...

(I call it "Therenity thicknethth".)

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 11:50 AM

ODDSBODSKINS

Wash desperately hopes it's April 1st as he backs away from Scene 15 of the 'Serenity' script.

Do you like bread?

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 12:16 PM

CHOLLETT

Wash was getting pretty into the Slayer fight that he and Mal stumbled across.......

Mal(OS slightly):Which one're you rooting for?
Wash: The blonde. The hairier one just scares me.

OR

Wash: MAN, i should have brought some chapstick....

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 2:03 PM

Alan just couldn't quite get that Harrison Ford face thing that Nathan had been trying to teach him.

Nathan (OS): No, you’re meant to look stunned and slightly shaken when you get punched.

Alan: That's what I’m trying for. What do you see?

Nathan: Gas.

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 2:07 PM

'The deal was going well but Wash found it hard to keep his composure with his foot down a rabbit hole.'

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 2:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CaptainCoupi:

After much careful searching, Joss finally suceeded in finding a shirt that was in such hideously bad taste that it actually caused Alan physical pain to wear it.

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 2:11 PM

Alan: '....Yeah. And I played this character called Steve the Pirate. Only line I really had to learn was "Yarrr".'

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 2:59 PM

OK, I'd just literally gone to bed and this one popped into my head.

Wash: (Spotting something on the back of Mal's coat) 'Hey Mal, what's got eight legs, lots o' hair and is about the size of a cow pie?........'

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 4:58 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

WASH: Sooo...this is where Lickety Splits, the hot lesbian strip club is? Atlanta?

(if you were at Dragon*Con '06, you get that...)

OR

WASH: Hey, Mal, if you're gonna sleep with my wife, at least do it like I told you...a little to the left and...yeah, that's it...that's the stuff...

BWAH!

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 6:18 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

(thought of a Trek cap at First .. heh)

Alan thought wearing an Hawaiian shirt would get him a Lost cameo .. or failing that a role in the Magnum PI movie

or

"Must .. emote .. not .. look ... constipated"

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 8:52 PM

TCM:
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WASH: Sooo...this is where Lickety Splits, the hot lesbian strip club is? Atlanta?
(if you were at Dragon*Con '06, you get that...)
OR
WASH: Hey, Mal, if you're gonna sleep with my wife, at least do it like I told you...a little to the left and...yeah, that's it...that's the stuff...
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TCM, you've got a smutty mind.

WASH: I think I don't care much for this foot-duning, if that's what you call it, and are those
snake tracks?

bun
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~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 11:53 PM

WALRUS

Alan : Hey guys, I played this game called max payne and he has the weirdest face, I just have to make it look like I have a carrot shoved up my arse.... Does this work ?

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Monday, March 5, 2007 1:20 PM

'Wash's impression of Dead Bessie never went down well at parties'

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Monday, March 5, 2007 9:10 PM

CHOO1701

Head Number Six (os): be careful Gauis they- wait, your not Gauis!?!
Wash: .... .... I'll be in my bunk

and

Bender (os): kiss my shiny metal ass!!!
Mal (os): ... oh dear

and

Mal: your wearing Zoe's underwear again arn't you?

and

Wash (thinking): wow so 'nara and Zoe mud wrestling over my love and affection! Hopfully this isn't a -
*alarm goes off outside of dream*
Wash: aw...darn.

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Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.

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Tuesday, March 6, 2007 2:42 PM

'Wash won critical acclaim for his portrayal of Quasimodo in his flight schools production of the Hunchback of Notre Dame.'

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Tuesday, March 6, 2007 6:09 PM

WASH: Is there any way I'm going to get out
of this with honor and dignity?
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or:
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MAL (OS): And they say people don't look like
their pets...!
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Tuesday, March 6, 2007 8:37 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

"I'm callin' a hovertaxi and I'm outta here" *whistles*

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"Where are my false teeth?"

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Wednesday, March 7, 2007 1:49 PM

A little bit of manipulation for this one.

'Wash wasn't quite sure that the statue on the planet where the citizens worshiped him as a hero was quite as good as the statue of Jayne in Canton.'

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Wednesday, March 7, 2007 7:55 PM

Oh, you guys, you guys, you guys.

WASH: If you've got guests I can come back later.

bun
~false teeth???~
~statue???~

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Thursday, March 8, 2007 1:58 PM

'The cast and crew could clearly see it in his face. Alan was having trouble deciding whether to accept the offer to star in the "Steve the Pirate" movie.'

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Friday, March 9, 2007 8:49 AM

Back to my favourite caption topic..... Beagle!

'As Wash lifted his foot he realised the risk to your boots was just the same when transporting cow or beagle.'

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Sunday, March 11, 2007 1:36 PM

Bump!

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Sunday, March 11, 2007 2:10 PM

MAZAEN

Wash: You want to put all those juggling geese in the cargo hold? You know, I have a good Peking Goose recipe...

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Sunday, March 11, 2007 6:06 PM

DREAMWALKER

Wash: We shall rule over this land, and we shall call it...this land.

Man: I think we should call it your grave.

Wash: Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayl.

Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: Oh God, of God, we're all going to die?

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Sunday, March 11, 2007 8:35 PM