HERO OF CAPTION GAME ROUND #1 by andman

-- Everywhere I go, his eyes keep following me.

Mal gives control of the ship to Zoe...
Mal: If I'm not back in an hour, you come, and you rescue me.
Zoe: What? And risk my ship?

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 3:12 AM

PUMAMANREDUX

Have you seen me?

[Found on a bottle of Mudder's Milk]

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'You leave Earth and anything you forget to bring with you will kill you. Anything you do bring with you which doesn't work properly will kill you. When in doubt, just assume *everything* will kill you.' Nathan Spring, Star Cops

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http://www.freewebs.com/mjspages/tempfireflypage.htm

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 5:33 AM

REDLAVA

Not sure of the rules to the game, but here goes.

Where the hell did I put my gun? It was around here someplace, I just had it. Maybe I put it in the freezer, or possibly the mailbox.

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 6:48 AM

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 7:24 AM

MSG

Quote:

Dude...wait....what???

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 7:34 AM

'Jayne scanned the view. The crew’s next job would be very profitable. From here to the horizon across the rolling prairies vast herds of.... beagles?!?!?.'

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http://www.bigdamnthankyou.com/

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 8:14 AM

SAB39

Jayne didn't realize until afterwards that "shooting yourself in the foot" was supposed to be just a metaphor...

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 10:45 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Jayne: Yeah, I'll just play dumb mercenary while I complete my P38 space modulator.

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 11:20 AM

Page 12 of the Canton Clothes Catalogue.

Item 1: Casual Jacket
Item 2: T-Shirt
Item 3: Big Damn Gun

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http://www.bigdamnthankyou.com/

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 1:27 PM

GHOULFISH

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Surveys the land seeing herds of beagles
Jayne: Sure would be nice if we had some grenades

(Runs and hides in Corner)

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 1:54 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Three hours after seeing Inara naked, Jayne was still stuck in place.

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River (VO): He wasn't Jayne inside. He was
waiting to be, but he forgot. Now he sees the sky and he remembers what he is.

Rules and voting: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=22892

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 4:08 PM

RORANIA

Tin-foil whore-house...wait, haven't we been here before??

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"Ooh girl, you are so dirty..."
"Jayne, you're aware your radio's transmittin'? 'Cause I don't feel particularly girlish or dirty at the moment."

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 4:34 PM

SAB39

Not a caption, but a request: can these threads use all-caps titles like the other two caption games do? Makes 'em much easier to pick out in a crowd...

Edit: Thanks, Yinyang!

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 4:41 PM

LMFAO Daveshayne!

Wait til Penguin sees that, he'll join me in the whole rolling around on the floor with tears in my eyes thing.

PENGUIN!! WHERE ARE YOU?

Mal gives control of the ship to Zoe...
Mal: If I'm not back in an hour, you come, and you rescue me.
Zoe: What? And risk my ship?

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 4:50 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Quote:
Originally posted by sab39:
Not a caption, but a request: can these threads use all-caps titles like the other two caption games do? Makes 'em much easier to pick out in a crowd...

You could do that yourself (if I don't get there first) - edit your post, and up above the post, you can change the way the title appears on the main board (at least 'till someone changes it back). I don't think anyone will mind.

Edit: It would get old if we had to edit them all that way, though...

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Adam: Doesn't this shot get kind of old?

Joss (OS): And... I'm an artist! Okay?

Rules and voting: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=22892

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 6:15 PM

FLORALBUNNY

JAYNE: Too much foofaraw. I want something
with a little slink.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 7:09 PM

TRUEBLUE

I was lookin' to kill somethin'. But I shall strike this here heroic pose first.

I will think of a signature later. It will be so stunningly brilliant your entire life will pale into insignificance when compared to the few words that will be written here.

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 9:23 PM

WALRUS

Things had slowly gone downhill since the days of "Inderpendence Day".... The suit and neat hair were long gone...

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www.myspace.com/the_REAL_walrus

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 11:11 PM

SHAMELESS

My caption:

Pretty lame one, but...

DUDE! WHERE'S MY CALLAHAN FULLBORE AUTOLOCK WITH THE CUSTOMIZED TRIGGER AND DOUBLE CARTRIDGE THOROUGH-GAGE?

Supposed to be a la Dude! Where's my car? Never saw it, but....

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RPG launcher bought in third world country illegally - $10
Landmines - $50 per
Attack/track dogs bred 1st class - $250-500 per
Highpowered assault rifles - $600 per
The look on your face when I show up on your doorstep with a bigfoot - ... Priceless

"You gotta love that the first pirated HD DVD is the one about space pirates who broadcast a video that the government wants to keep secret.

Can't stop the signal."
-reavers_ate_my_dvd

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 11:31 PM

ODDSBODSKINS

"Does this coat make me look scrawny?"

Do you like bread?

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Thursday, March 1, 2007 11:39 PM

MRBEN

Gorram it! I shoulda been in my bunk.

mrben

"Carpe Aptenodytes"
http://www.jedimoose.org

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Friday, March 2, 2007 7:56 AM

WOLFEN68

DAMN, THIS PICTURE REALLY MAKES MY RIGHT EAR LOOK SMALL.

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Friday, March 2, 2007 8:36 AM

More Beagle....

'Jayne stopped suddenly. That squelch under his boot..... The only problem with beagles from here to the horizon, was beagle sh*t from here to the horizon.'

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http://www.bigdamnthankyou.com/

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Friday, March 2, 2007 8:52 AM

DEBBIE

Jayne: Space, the final frontier

Joss: Jayne you can't say that

Jayne Oh Hell, I was just tryin to

Joss: Cut, Take 2

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Friday, March 2, 2007 11:14 AM

CHRISTINUE

WAIT... GORRAMIT, MAL, DID I LEAVE THE OVEN ON?

"I will do this, nothing else matters except this. No moment exists except this moment. I am born in the moment and, if I fail, I die in this moment." -Majere

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Friday, March 2, 2007 3:21 PM

DEBBIE

Jayne: Yep, Looks like It's just me, vera, and my swingin cod.

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Friday, March 2, 2007 3:52 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Cancelled? What do you mean cancelled?

--or--

{Chinese expletive} ..... is that Zoe bathing?

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Friday, March 2, 2007 10:13 PM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Gorrammit, Mal, whadda ya mean YoSafBrig made ya take off yer clothes again?

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Friday, March 2, 2007 10:22 PM

TROUBLEMAKER

Jayne in deep though

Jayne at a museum (one without guns)

Jayne on gun control

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Saturday, March 3, 2007 12:05 AM

ODDSBODSKINS

The man they call Jayne.

yep...

Do you like bread?

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Saturday, March 3, 2007 2:54 AM

All the kids on Higgins Moon clamoured to get the latest Hero of Canton trading card.

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Saturday, March 3, 2007 5:31 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Jayne: Simon, If u don' put that capture down...!
Simon: (OS) Relax Jayne, no one is here to stop us now.

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Saturday, March 3, 2007 4:36 PM

FLORALBUNNY

JAYNE: This is the last time. The last time
with llamas.
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or:
JAYNE: ...told me to stand out here and wait
for the guy with the jaw-chisel...think I can
hear laughing...
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or:
ADAM (thinking): Wonder if I can sign up to
do another of those Dance Party gigs?
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bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Saturday, March 3, 2007 6:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by BulletInTheBrainPanSquish:
LMFAO Daveshayne!

Why thank you.

Mel thanks you too I'm sure.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, March 3, 2007 10:22 PM

Jayne had indeed conquered the look known as 'the stunned mullet'.

NB If you don't understand this just let me know. Or ask one of my fellow Aussies.

Mal gives control of the ship to Zoe...
Mal: If I'm not back in an hour, you come, and you rescue me.
Zoe: What? And risk my ship?

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 6:45 AM

DEBBIE

It's so easy a caveman can do it (Gieco)

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 2:30 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

"Whadda ya mean you gave my part in the sequel to Bruce Campell?"

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 9:41 PM

FLORALBUNNY

JAYNE: I swallowed a bug
(hope that's not already posted!)
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JAYNE: Rations got lost. We're gonna
have to eat the men.
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Jayne wonders if he should shoot first
or wait and take fire from the onrushing
herd of llamas.
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bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 10:44 PM

ANDMAN

My congratulations to all who entered their captions, especially CAPTAINCOUPI, with a number of good ones.
I will not be looking at any more captions, so sorry if you missed out.
The vote will begin later today, and the link will be http://whiting.no-ip.info/betatest/hoc

I will post again when the vote is up, as I still need to get the website uploaded.

The website is still in development, but should work enough for voting. Once again well down browncoats, Round #2 starts on friday!

Anybody who disagrees with any of this violently can do so. But no matter what you do, "You can't take the sky from me".

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Monday, March 5, 2007 6:01 AM

ANDMAN

I have uploaded the website, let the voting commence. url is currently http://whiting.no-ip.info/betatest/hoc

When Round #2 starts, It should have changed to http://whiting.no-ip.info/andman/hoc

That's assuming that I can get my FTP accounted sorted.

VOTE AWAY!

Anybody who disagrees with any of this violently can do so. But no matter what you do, "You can't take the sky from me".

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Monday, March 5, 2007 1:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by andman:
My congratulations to all who entered their captions, especially CAPTAINCOUPI, with a number of good ones.

I blame it on 20 years of reading The Farside. Thanks.

Edit: Anyone else have trouble with the link to the voting page?
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http://www.bigdamnthankyou.com/

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Monday, March 5, 2007 1:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CaptainCoupi:
Anyone else have trouble with the link to the voting page?

Yes. And I tried several variations but they all came back as errors.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Monday, March 5, 2007 3:02 PM

ENGINEANGEL

'.....what's Nathan doing with Vera....?'

hehe

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"Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away."

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Monday, March 5, 2007 3:30 PM

MEANGOLDFISH

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

winner.

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Monday, March 5, 2007 3:44 PM

PENGUIN

Mongo

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Monday, March 5, 2007 6:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by meangoldfish:
Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

winner.

Well I don't think we've had the official tally yet so it's not "the winner" winner but thanks for the kind word nonetheless.

Edit: It looks like the official vote board is running again. Looks like I'm out of the running but there are still some worthy captions to vote for.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Monday, March 5, 2007 10:27 PM

ANDMAN

Just a check:

anyone having problems with the link?

it is http://whiting.no-ip.info/betatest/hoc/votescreen.php?round=1

the second link will be in the future.

Anybody who disagrees with any of this violently can do so. But no matter what you do, "You can't take the sky from me".

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Tuesday, March 6, 2007 2:56 AM

I was wondering where you were Penguin, cos I knew you'd love that Mongo quote too.

I think you were massively overlooked though Dave, or perhaps not enough people know about the brilliance of Blazing Saddles?

Mal gives control of the ship to Zoe...
Mal: If I'm not back in an hour, you come, and you rescue me.
Zoe: What? And risk my ship?

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Tuesday, March 6, 2007 2:27 PM