CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #18 by TenthCrewMember

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 6:29 AM

SAB39

JAYNE: Eighty miles an hour? In a school zone!
SIMON: Turn on the siren, let's get 'em!
RIVER: So noisy...

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 6:54 AM

SICKDUDE

Simon: I had no idea they were taping my date with Kaylee....
River: All these voices in my head,and they're all saying something... stupid.
Jayne: Say that again!

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 7:25 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Announcer: New for fall it's Angel 2508 Starring some of the 'Verse's hottest new tallents: Jayne Cobb as Gunn, Simon Tam as Wesley, and introducing River Tam as Cordelia. Join us every seven vestigial modes of time measurement as Team Angel flies again.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 7:30 AM

ODDSBODSKINS

Cast reactions to Mal getting nekkid again...varied.

Do you like bread?

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 8:41 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Sean: My god, they're like Reavers...they're everywhere!
Adam: I should'a brought grenades.
Summer: Who's idea was it to come to Dragon*Con?

(or insert your favorite convention)

OR

add to that:
(in unison): Nathan's...

BWAH!

TCM

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 9:37 AM

SAB39

RIVER (singing): And eyes and ears and mouth and nose...
SIMON: That's very good River!
RIVER AND SIMON (singing): Heads and shoulders knees and toes!
JAYNE: Wait... knees and what?

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 10:22 AM

DEBBIE

I won, yipie! I'm so excited! thank you, thank you, she takes a bow. Now Lets see hum...

River: I hear dead people.

Simon: Where?

Jayne: You can't hear dead people.

River: Your just jealous because they don't talk to you.

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 10:38 AM

JAMESTHEDARK

Jayne: Right in the neck! How far y'figure he'd be? Two hundred yards?
River: I see dead people...
Jayne:... With a bent scope, too!

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I ain't lookin' for help from on high. That's a damn long wait for a train don't come.

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature.

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 11:01 AM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

*Jayne, Simon and River stumble onto Zoe, Inara and Kaylee hot oil wrestling*

Simon: Oh my...Kaylee?! What are you doing?!

Jayne: Shut yer lip, doc! Things just got a whole lot more entertain' than they were!

River: *brushes bangs out of her face to see better* I do not recall that being a legal submission move...though her flexibility is excellent!

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Come bid on my delectable derriere at the Sweet Charity auction! Buy me for a good cause;D

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 11:37 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

River: I foresee Jayne getting beat up a lot.
Simon: How is that even possi--oh.
Jayne: Um, sorry, the gun went off accidentally, Mr. uhhh...Reaver, Sir.

OR

Jayne(whispers): Simon, please explain to the Terrifyin' Space Monkeys that this is MY bunk.
Simon: What am I, your advocate now?
River: Jayne needs a Tarzan...and those monkeys need a girlfriend...
Jayne and Simon in unison: Oh, go se!

BWAH!

TCM

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 1:55 PM

'Wash's new Hawaiian shirt was just a little to bright for the rest of the crew.'

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 5:46 PM

JAYNE: Now, this is *our* dressing room, so you
just back off, wait your turn, and let the young
lady try on this gown.
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bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 5:50 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

gratz Debbie

Simon: What does that... gun do?
Jayne: 'bout ta find out.
FOOOMB
River: two by two

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 9:02 PM

BLACKBEANIE

*The Serenity Special edition, never had they seen such an amazing sight.*

Nathan: *Collapses*
Adam: I-I... it's beautiful.
Sean: It's glowing!
Summer: So bright, it's blinding me. Yet I can't look away.

The Crow: Serenity
Coming March 2007

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 12:28 AM

MAZAEN

Jayne "Oh No, Mal is wearing his bonnet 'gain."

Jayne "Told you one day something like this would happen"

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 12:34 AM

MAZAEN

(from my husband who hasn't got a login yet)

River "Oh god, not again"

Jayne "You put that hair back in place preacher or I'll be forced to shoot

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 12:45 AM

KMS

--Nekkid Mal appears--
Simon: Don’t look River!
Jayne: It’s too late! She’s already been mooned.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 12:50 AM

CHOO1701

Jayne: did she just turn the captain into a ...
Simon: squirrel? with her mind? yes it does seem like that...
Mal (os): ah....nuts.

and

Jayne: okay, heres the plan .... ....
*drops guns and flees off camaera*

and

Jayne: er....these are not the droids you are lokking for?

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Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 1:13 AM

DEBBIE

River: The hair it's taking over his brains.

Simon: Shoot, Shoot, The hair!

Jayne: (shoots, throws flames) better now.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 2:16 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

River: Miranda...
Simon: Eta...eta gorram...err...oh no.
Jayne: I told ya comin' to Fruity Oaty Bar Land was a bad idea. But at least now I get to shoot that octopus...

BWAH!

TCM

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 6:39 AM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

River: Wait! If Hiro can do it, then so can I!
Jayne: "That's two armies against our one bitty cannon."
Simon: Sigh. Well, at least the text came from the future.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 11:53 AM

BULLETINTHEBRAINPANSQUISH

Some of you younger ones might not get this one.

Jayne (in Australian accent): You call that a gun. Now this is a gun.

Or

'Much to his dismay, what Jayne had taken for one of the new Alliance sonic weapons turned out to be an interstellar sink plunger.'

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 11:57 AM

CHOO1701

Joss (os): what? so Nathan can act neekid but i can't direct neekid!!

and

Yep, that'd be the look on YOUR faces if you had about 14 Grace Parks coming towards you.

and

Simon: its hideous...insane...and....and
Jayne: its just gorram stupid...
River: its...its... .... FOX!!!

and

Jayne: its full of stars...
TV announcer(os); and now...for the 455th Acadmey Awards!!!

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TRAIN!!!
Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 12:04 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Quote:
Originally posted by Choo1701:

Joss (os): what? so Nathan can act neekid but i can't direct neekid!!

LOL!

Blueboy3000: Now, meet the leader of the Alliance! Dick Cheney!!!

Jayne: Dick who?

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 12:13 PM

HEWHOKICKSALOT

It takes all kinds to make the world go ‘round. Unfortunately, some are pedaling in the wrong direction...

A Crocodile Dundee reference? Very nice...

Rob O.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 4:25 PM

Jayne, River and Simon had expected some sort of resistance when infiltrating the Medical Facility on Ariel. They just hadn't expected beagles with lasers attached to their frikkin heads. Or the ill-tempered mutant sea-bass.

OR

The sight of Mal, Book and Wash playing naked limbo would be burned into their minds forever.

OR

Jayne, Simon and River had come running when they heard the commotion, expecting that, as usal, Mal's plan hadn't gone quite right. Seeing Wash juggling baby geese as a method of distracting the Alliance troops was a little unexpected.

Mal gives control of the ship to Zoe...
Mal: If I'm not back in an hour, you come, and you rescue me.
Zoe: What? And risk my ship?

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 4:49 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

Everyone was horrified by Wash's shadow puppetry

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'You leave Earth and anything you forget to bring with you will kill you. Anything you do bring with you which doesn't work properly will kill you. When in doubt, just assume *everything* will kill you.' Nathan Spring, Star Cops

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 5:11 PM

Debbie, did I 'grat you? Classic. Got my vote.
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VVVV...more on the food theme...VVVV
JOSS: Cut. Break.
And the camera is still running when the actors
get a look at what's for lunch.
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Jayne was due for a surprise the first time he
tried to "fire" the gigantic Alliance flashlight.
Simon and River couldn't believe he was so stupid.
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RIVER: Two by two, cans of blue...
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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 5:23 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

River: "Oh my god. What is that?"
Simon: "[chinese expletive] I don't know. Jayne, can you save us?"
Jayne: "I can hardly gorram believe it. Wash grew back his mustache!"

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 11:38 PM

KMS

Jayne: They’re making a sequel to Slither?
River: Snakes on my brain!
Simon: Shoot, Jayne, shoot!
Nathan(OS): HEY!

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 4:04 AM

SHINYHINEYSUPERLIMEY

Jayne: Either of you bring a gun? Think I picked up a flashlight by mistake...

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 12:28 PM

BULLETINTHEBRAINPANSQUISH

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

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RIVER: Two by two, cans of blue...
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Inspiration!

'Jayne, River and Simon were unimpressed by the Cores newest entertainment sensation; The Blue Can Group.'

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 12:48 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

'

Jayne: "I don't think this flashlight will stop Cthulhu"

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'You leave Earth and anything you forget to bring with you will kill you. Anything you do bring with you which doesn't work properly will kill you. When in doubt, just assume *everything* will kill you.' Nathan Spring, Star Cops

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 2:31 PM

'

Summer, Sean and Jayne had just been told that Fox had cancelled 'Firefly'.

OR

River: "Two by two!"
Simon: "What is it, Mei-Mei?"
River (in horror): "It's Fox!"

Mal gives control of the ship to Zoe...
Mal: If I'm not back in an hour, you come, and you rescue me.
Zoe: What? And risk my ship?

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 4:52 PM

CaptainCoupi:
'Jayne, River and Simon were unimpressed by the Cores newest entertainment sensation; The Blue Can Group.'
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Blue Can Group! LOL. Gasp, choke, wheeze...

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Our three BDH's seemed to be trapped. River
knew there was a way out through a wormhole
in the fff.net message board, but she had
forgotten the password!
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bun
~bun siggy stuff~

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 6:21 PM

TRUEBLUE

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Jayne (flight attendant voice):
You will find the safety instruction sheet in the pocket in front of you. Should oxygen be required, masks will drop from the ceiling, remember to fix your own mask first before helping others.

There is a life jacket under your seat, to put on slip over your head and tie around the waist. Please watch the manly flight attendant. Each jacket is fitted with a light and a whistle for attracting attention, to inflate pull the cord, remember not to inflate the jacket until after you are clear of the aircraft.

The exits are to the front of the craft, the back, over the wings and the great big gaping hole the reavers just tore in the side.

Thank-you for flying Air-Serenity.

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I will think of a signature later. It will be so stunningly brilliant your entire life will pale into insignificance when compared to the few words that will be written here.

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Friday, March 16, 2007 12:57 AM

DEBBIE

Thanks PDCHARLES and BUNNY. I liked your 2 by 2 cans of blue

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Friday, March 16, 2007 4:48 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

River: "Oh my god!"
Simon: "We're sorrounded by Zoot and her order of nymphomatic virgins!"
Jayne: "You two run for it. I think I can hold them off."

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Friday, March 16, 2007 8:57 PM

OMG, Veteran, I think you're right about Jayne!
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Gotta be something we can do with blue drums but
I can't get it together.
(Not an unusual situation)

Air Serenity announcement quite nice.
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*the bun goes back to pre-celebrating St. Paddy's Day*
(It was Alan T's birthday today, too)

bun
~bun siggy stuff~

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Friday, March 16, 2007 9:14 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

RIVER/SIMON:"AAUGHH!! PARIS HILTON!!!!"

JAYNE:"No worries! I'll kill it!"

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Friday, March 16, 2007 9:16 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

River and Simon stood back as Jayne blew open the vault to get their biggest heist yet: Season 8 Buffy comics for the whole crew.

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

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Friday, March 16, 2007 10:33 PM

ODDSBODSKINS

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
RIVER/SIMON:"AAUGHH!! PARIS HILTON!!!!"

JAYNE:"No worries! I'll kill it!"

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Put it down, surely?

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You Can't Deal With My Infinite Self

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Saturday, March 17, 2007 4:47 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

JAYNE: BWEE!
SIMON: What the hell was that?
JAYNE: Um, y'know, like Mal, I'm strikin' fear into the hearts of--
SIMON: I think he says "BWAH"?
RIVER: SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

OR

RIVER: Reavers...
SIMON: Now would be a good time for some grenades, don't you think?
JAYNE *wets self*

BWAH!

TCM

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Saturday, March 17, 2007 8:12 AM

Name that movie time:

Jayne and Simon are shocked to see their future selves emerge from a time machine disguised as a big blue can. How will they tell if these are their real selves or just evil copies?

River (puts her hand to her head): 'I'm thinking of a number'

Future River (OS): 'Sixty nine dudette!'

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Saturday, March 17, 2007 8:22 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
BWAH! CAPTION! Moo?

Jayne: Doc?, is there sumthin' on my back?

Simon: um... no...

River: Look how many little legs...

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Saturday, March 17, 2007 9:43 AM

A St. Paddy's day inspired caption.

'Despite positive reviews form theatre critics, audience reaction to Reaver-Dance was not good.'

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Saturday, March 17, 2007 2:45 PM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

Simon - Kaylee...The door's open.
Jayne - I could stand to watch a little more.
River - She should be in her bunk.

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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Saturday, March 17, 2007 3:10 PM