CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #18 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #18

POSTED BY: TENTHCREWMEMBER
UPDATED: Wednesday, March 21, 2007 20:03
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Saturday, March 17, 2007 4:13 PM

Our intrepid trio watch in horror as Wash Riverdances in a kilt

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Saturday, March 17, 2007 6:22 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Nothin' so disturbin' as a nekkid Cap'n spongebathin' with Patience...

Jayne: This gives me an uncomfortableness.
Simon: No, this is what going mad feels like...I am certain this time.
River: Please, God, make me a stone!
Mal(OS): Faster, faster, faster would be better!
Patience(OS): Think I'll call you "Two Fry"...you always make it fast'n'clean!
River: *vomits* I'm okay...*looks again & vomits*...no, no I'm not...

(My apologies, I am in a very weird mood tonight!)

BWAH!

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Saturday, March 17, 2007 7:22 PM

BULLETINTHEBRAINPANSQUISH

OH GOD TenthCrewMember!! That is SO WRONG!

Mal gives control of the ship to Zoe...
Mal: If I'm not back in an hour, you come, and you rescue me.
Zoe: What? And risk my ship?

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Sunday, March 18, 2007 1:14 AM

DEBBIE

To Funny! lmao this morning TenthCrewMember Thanks!

Blue Hands guys: Smile your on candid camera!

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Sunday, March 18, 2007 1:33 AM

CAPTAINCOUPI

I'm not even gonna try and follow that one Tenth'. Someone else is gonna have to post new caption before I'll be able too.

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Sunday, March 18, 2007 6:39 AM

SHINY

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal(OS): Faster, faster, faster would be better!
Patience(OS): Think I'll call you "Two Fry"...you always make it fast'n'clean!

Why do you insist on saying things I can't unhear?!?!

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I don't need a gorram back-spaceship driver!!!

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Sunday, March 18, 2007 6:52 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

lmao TCM & Vet... Man! *has to think about breathing*

BlueHandLuke: (OS) ...We built this city... We built this city on ROCK and Roll... built this city...

River: make it stop...

Or...

LilBoyBlue: (OS) You spoke to the prisoners?
BueHandLuke: (OS) No! No! Not the red one! *gurgle snort bubble*

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Sunday, March 18, 2007 7:11 AM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

TCM,

Are you sure it isn't Spool? ....
No your're right it's spoon, a spool wouldn't make any sense.

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Sunday, March 18, 2007 9:48 AM

DRAGONWINE

Jayne: Um....what's that?
River: That's an Emmy for best new scifi/fantasy series.
Simon: We won?
River: Not possible, the category doesn't exist. We're hallucinating.
Jayne: Gorramit! You said it'd be safe to tap the blue kegs and down a few.

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It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Monday, March 19, 2007 2:22 PM

CAPTAINCOUPI

'The alien bad guys in the Ed Wood directed episode of FireFly were less than convincing.'

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Monday, March 19, 2007 3:46 PM

TRUEBLUE

hehe, reaver-dance...

Just thought of a Fox-related one:

Rupert Murdoch (OS): "I have come for the money and your souls... but mostly for the money."
River: "He's a liar and no good will come of him."
Jayne (weilding flash-light looking weapon): "Stand back, he can't die ... damn him and his unholy pact with the Devil! ... but I can slow him down some!"
River: "The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems."
Simon: "River, you know Rupert hasn't got any blood. Just dust circulating in his soul-less veins... River, what are you doing?"
River (straining): "I am trying to kill him with my brain."
Loud Pop! and then gurgling noises OS as Murdoch is killed by river's brain.

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Monday, March 19, 2007 4:14 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

VOTING TIME!!!
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(It may be late next week sometime when I get to the next Caption Tightpants as I am moving this weekend)

BWAH!

TCM

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Monday, March 19, 2007 5:34 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Jayne: "Ok you two help Tenthcrewmember load his kilts and stuff into these barrels. I'll watch out for the blue hands people."

River: "Oh sure, now you want to protect us."

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 5:34 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by Veteran:

Jayne: "Ok you two help Tenthcrewmember load his kilts and stuff into these barrels. I'll watch out for the blue hands people."
River: "Oh sure, now you want to protect us."

LOL! I actually own a kilt.

I'm thinking that one deserves an honorable mention! ;)

BWAH!

TCM

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 8:03 PM

TRUEBLUE

Kilts are fun ... Breezy, but fun :)

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