Totally Blue Guy on Blind Date with Girl who Hates the Color Blue by Succatash

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Totally Blue Guy on Blind Date with Girl who Hates the Color Blue

POSTED BY: SUCCATASH
UPDATED: Thursday, March 22, 2007 07:29
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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 4:20 PM

SUCCATASH

His hands are blue, too.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 4:30 PM

FLYVOTE

It would be funnier without the blue glass...

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 5:15 PM

SUCCATASH

So we agree that it is funny, at least. Thanks! BUT...

If a non-blue glass is funnier, what color should it be?

The blue glass symbolizes his dominance, and her blue moustache gives motion to the blue glass and reveals her transgression. She has tasted the foul Blue, and has a glass full of blue that she must drink. Clearly, this is utterly hilarious compared to a non-blue glass.

"Gott kann dich nicht vor mir beschuetzen, weil ich nicht boese bin."

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 5:24 PM

FLYVOTE

Quote:
Originally posted by Succatash:
So we agree that it is funny, at least. Thanks! BUT...

If a non-blue glass is funnier, what color should it be?

Alas I have failed in my quest. No hand holding blue glass. No blue glass. No glass.

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The blue glass symbolizes his dominance, and her blue moustache gives motion to the blue glass and reveals her transgression. She has tasted the foul Blue, and has a glass full of blue that she must drink. Clearly, this is utterly hilarious compared to a non-blue glass.

I prefer the revelation of her transgression implied by the presence of foul Blue adorning her smile - sans glass containing obvious blue.

But then I've had a lot of Mudder's Milk tonight. Am I crossing threads? Oh well.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 5:55 PM

FLYVOTE

Oh, and it's pronounced "hi-larious", according to Jayne, who looks better in red.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 6:07 PM

TRUEBLUE

Blue lips without the glass ... that could indicate a transgression *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge* say no more, say no more.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 6:08 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Why would she willingly drink something blue if she hates the color? It doesn't make any sense, and takes away from the joke, I think (at least for me).

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 7:06 PM

SUCCATASH

So let me get this straight. You people want a man saying, "My poo is blue" and a woman with a blue moustache? That is so sick!

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 7:12 PM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.

!!!

"Wondrous is our great blue ship that sails around the mighty sun and joy to everyone that rides along." -- Jeff Lynne, Electric Light Orchestra.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 7:54 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Quote:
Originally posted by Succatash:
So let me get this straight. You people want a man saying, "My poo is blue" and a woman with a blue moustache? That is so sick!

You could nix the blue mustache, too...

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 8:06 PM

BEJEWELED

This picture looks familiar.

Wait. Isn't that a ThatWeirdGirl picture from her website?

(yes, I know my stance on picture threads, however I've missed reading Succatash's absurdities.)

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Friday, March 16, 2007 6:21 AM

SUCCATASH

Aw, thanks Bejeweled. Yes, that is ThatWeirdGirl. You win a prize!

"Gott kann dich nicht vor mir beschuetzen, weil ich nicht boese bin."

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 1:57 PM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.

What if you know that girl in like...a biblical sense. Should you be angry at the blue?

Should you be happy she's networking?

Does the blue represent anything besides a color at this point?

Mumble, grumble...blue bastard...

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

http://manwithpez.livejournal.com

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 2:02 PM

PENULTIMATESAMURAI

Hey! I remember that picture!

Cool!

Who gave you an Oscar and made you The Last Samurai?

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 11:37 PM

ZOID

I'm with the folks who think it'd be funnier without the glass. It'd leave the viewer with all matter of metaphysical ponderings on how TiPpy obtained the (somewhat off-blue) 'Got Milk?' moustache...

Observantly,

zoid
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"I did not have sex (per se) with that woman (who's only two years older than my coed daughter)." -Pres. William 'Snapper' Clinton

"Got Milk?" -Monica Lewinsky, former White House gofer (and did she ever)

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 7:05 AM

CRUITHNE3753

The Blue Man Group meets Dirty Sanchez...?
Now there's an idea for a show...

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 7:29 AM

KANEMAN

Add me to the no glass crowd. It is still funny though.

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