Jayne' s Sayings by theheroofcanton

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Jayne' s Sayings

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Friday, March 5, 2004 9:52 AM

Please Please post all of your favorite sayings that Jayne has said in Firefly. My favorete is, "Why did Y'all order a dead guy for?"

"You see the man hanging out of the spacehip with the really big gun, well its his will y'all should be thinking about now."

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Friday, March 5, 2004 10:14 AM

ZENOPHITE

"I'll be in my bunk"

that one had me rolling in the aisles.

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Friday, March 5, 2004 10:19 AM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up

"If wishes were horses, we'd be eating steak."

"Keep the Shiny side up"

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Friday, March 5, 2004 10:19 AM

MILORADELL

OMR - "It is my very favorite gun." I love how he says that!

OIS - "She's in congress?"

Jaynestown - "No, Mal."..."Yes, Mal.".

There are just waaay too many!!

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I was gonna' get me an ear, too.

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Friday, March 5, 2004 10:25 AM

TALONPEST

Not as deceiving as a low down... dirty... deceiver.

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Friday, March 5, 2004 10:31 AM

HATEHATEHATEFOX

From Serenity: Well, 10% of nothing ... um ... carry the nothing.
Or something along those lines. ;-)

Too funny. Plus it was done almost under his breath as Zoe and Mal carried on talking over him.

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Nothing is ever so profoundly regretted as a kind act.
Robertson Davies

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Friday, March 5, 2004 10:59 AM

DUCESTECUM

I don't think she's all there but then she doesn't have to be!

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Friday, March 5, 2004 11:01 AM

DUCESTECUM

Quote:
Originally posted by theheroofcanton:
Please Please post all of your favorite sayings that Jayne has said in Firefly. My favorete is, "Why did Y'all order a dead guy for?"

"You see the man hanging out of the spacehip with the really big gun, well its his will y'all should be thinking about now."

Shoulda Coulda Woulda

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Friday, March 5, 2004 11:02 AM

ASTRIANA

The Train Job: "Time for some thrillin' heroics."

Also from TTJ: "You know what the chain o' command is? It's the chain I go get an' beat you with 'til you understand who's in ruttin' command here."

Also from TTJ: "...You can't change that by gettin' all... bendy... Got the light from the console, lift you up... Shine like... angels.... *thud*"

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

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Friday, March 5, 2004 11:03 AM

CHUCKYBONES

Jayne - "My John Thomas is about to fly off, there's so much pretty in here!"

Wash - "Would be you'd get your most poetical about your pecker."

ChuckyBones
Houston, TX
"Aw, you were such a cute little kid.
What happened to you?"

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Friday, March 5, 2004 11:04 AM

DUKE

"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go and get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command around here!"

"They held a riot for me?"

"I'll be in my bunk...."

Then there is the "Dear Diary" entry, although I can't quote it verbatim... "Today I was pompus and my sister was crazy... something... womthing... It was the best day ever!"

"I'll be in my bunk..."

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Friday, March 5, 2004 11:33 AM

CUDA

"Ya fought the law..."

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Friday, March 5, 2004 11:33 AM

CUDA

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Friday, March 5, 2004 12:12 PM

WHOODAHN

Quote:
Originally posted by Cuda:
"Ya fought the law..."

"and that's something"

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Friday, March 5, 2004 1:15 PM

DARKJESTER

From "Shindig", after Mal says Kaylee in a frilly dress would be like a sheep walking on it's hind legs, Zoe and Kaylee go off with (understandable!) attitude, Jayne asks "Is she mad or something?"
Typical Jayne, knows SOMETHING's going on, but has no clue as to what.

From "Serenity", when the Fed talked too quickly, "I was gonna get me a ear, too" I'm not sure he was joking.

Those two are my favorites for helping define the character.

And, of course, "I'll be in my bunk"... ROTFLMAO first time I heard it, still good for at least a chuckle everytime I watch the episode.

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Friday, March 5, 2004 1:46 PM

RANGER

Not my favorite, but one that hasn't been mentioned yet:

That right there... exactly the kind of die-version I was talking about.

From Shindig

So much for siezing the moment...

Traveller, if you go to Sparta, tell them you have seen us lying here as the Law commands.

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Friday, March 5, 2004 3:10 PM

TALONPEST

"I'd make you prettier if I could!"

"So does this! I call her Veera."

The quote mentioned above: "Dear diary. Today I was pompus and my sister was crazy. Today we were captured by hillfolk and never seen again. It was the best day ever."

"Are you about to jump onto a moving train?"

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Friday, March 5, 2004 3:13 PM

TEELABROWN

Okay, Hero, I bet I got a few.

"I was aiming for his head"

"'Taint yours!...You might want to reconsider that last part. You see, I married me a powerful ugly creature...If I could make you prettier I would!"

"Butcher knife?"

"So does this! I call her Vera."

"Ha! It's from my mother!" And then reading the letter so slowly, and pulling out the hat.

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Friday, March 5, 2004 3:15 PM

DAVCO92

"That's why I don't kiss 'em on the mouth." followed by dead silence...

"Well Jayne ain't a girl...I got man-parts!"

ROFLMAO!!!

Burn the land, boil the sea...

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Friday, March 5, 2004 3:17 PM

NEROLI

Well, most of my favs have been said already...Jayne gets the best lines...LOL

One that I really like though is in HoG when they are talking about going to help and Zoe says that any that want to stay on the ship can, Jayne's talking about not seeing the benefit of helping them out when Mal says "they're whores"....right away Jayne comes back with "I'm in", not so much a great line on it's own but the way it is delivered makes it classic Jayne, IMO.

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Friday, March 5, 2004 3:20 PM

TEELABROWN

Okay, thought of a couple more.

"How drunk was I last night?"
"I don't know, I passed out."

"Lil Kaylee is always one man short."

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Friday, March 5, 2004 3:34 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Bingo Neroli!

" they're whores..."
" I'm in. "

Also...
He looked bigger when I couldn't see him

*corrected. Thanks

Holy flirking schnit!

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Friday, March 5, 2004 4:21 PM

TALONPEST

It was "He looked bigger when I couldn't see him"

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Friday, March 5, 2004 4:28 PM

DARKSYDE

"Make someth'n up. Don't tell'm what I did."

"Little man loved fire"

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Friday, March 5, 2004 4:29 PM

SERENITYVALLEY

"Yeah 'cause sick people are hi-larious"

"All I got was a dumb*** stick sounds like it's rainin', how come you gotta wife?"

Something like that anyway.

http://www.simple-assault.com/Firefly.htm

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Friday, March 5, 2004 5:25 PM

DECKROID

My tag line is my favorite. It tells of the inner Jayne and how he has trouble expressing his feelings amonst his fellow crew members. Yes, there are more levels to Jayne than anyone realizes, and this one quote, this one statement, allows us insight to the depth of Jayne's humanity.

I call her "Vera"

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Friday, March 5, 2004 5:30 PM

KRYSTOPHER

Quote:
Originally posted by SerenityValley:
"All I got was a dumb*** stick sounds like it's rainin', how come you gotta wife?"

Alright from an early part of that episode:

"I'll treasure it always." And then he hugs that old guy! LOL I thought it was funny anyway. My other favorite Jayne part really isn't so much of a qoute as an interaction between Jayne and River.

At the end of Safe she just reaches over all slow like and grabs his roll right off his plate. Jayne's like 'hey' and then he grabs for another one even though he probably could have gotten that one out of her hands...

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Watch your steps in the dark and beware of where you wander, because you do not want me to appear behind you in a dark, deserted alley way...

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Friday, March 5, 2004 6:17 PM

STATIC

Quote:
Originally posted by Krystopher:

At the end of Safe she just reaches over all slow like and grabs his roll right off his plate. Jayne's like 'hey' and then he grabs for another one even though he probably could have gotten that one out of her hands...

I am so glad someone else saw that besides me and my betrothed!

While I was home on leave, she and I would snuggle on the couch in front of a roaring fire and watch two or three episodes because she wanted this amazing thing that is so much more than just a TV show to become a part of HER life as well. She caught the 'bread-grabbing' scene and replayed it for me to see. The way she described it was as follows:

"It's like... Jayne sometimes 'forgets' that he's supposed to be all mean, tough and scary, and he acts like a real person."

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

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Friday, March 5, 2004 8:12 PM

KNIBBLET

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
I am so glad someone else saw that besides me and my betrothed!B]

Ohhh, that's so sweet. You said, 'betrothed'. Now, I'm gonna cry :) I'm baking cookies this weekend. Yeah, I've been busy. :)
I think Jayne mutters, "nice" when River steals the roll. It's a cute scene.

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

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Friday, March 5, 2004 8:31 PM

ROCKETJOCK

Can't believe no one's posted this one yet:

"I got stupid."

RocketJock

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Friday, March 5, 2004 8:36 PM

TMURRIE

In War stories when they bring Mal's ear back and Simon shows it to everyone, and Jayne says, "What are we gonna do, clone him?"

Oh, oh! And when in Shindig, whatever Jayne did in the part with badger was funny, all he did was eat and drink. Then he had some parts too like, " Hurt our feelings",and "what they'd do, see your face?" and when Badgers says,"whats the word". Jayne unexpectingly says, "Pretencious?".

Who could forget in Our Mrs. Reynolds..."I don't know this girl!" "Then,can I know her?"

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Friday, March 5, 2004 8:40 PM

ROCKETJOCK

Oh. Almost forgot:

"Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math..."

The wonderful part about Jayne, my wife says, is that he really was trying to do the math...

RocketJock

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Friday, March 5, 2004 8:42 PM

SEVENPERCENT

I believe my screen name and my quotes sum it up for me on this one-

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He looked bigger when I couldn't see him.

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Friday, March 5, 2004 9:22 PM

RUXTON

"...Smells like crotch!"

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Friday, March 5, 2004 9:30 PM

SHADOWVESSEL

I think everybody's hit all the good ones. But nobody's mentioned my tagline from "The Train Job". In the teaser when he, Mal, and Zoe are in the bar and Mal gets up to start the brawl. Jayne reacts to everyone's enthusiasm about the holiday as "What day is it?" As everyone carries on around him, Jayne remains in his own little world and further asks, "What month is it?" That's classic Jayne.

"I'll be in my bunk."

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Friday, March 5, 2004 9:30 PM

SHADOWVESSEL

"I'll be in my bunk."

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Friday, March 5, 2004 9:46 PM

TALONPEST

And of course: "I didn't fight in no war. Best of luck though."

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Friday, March 5, 2004 9:53 PM

BEATLE

Not a Jayne saying, but I love the extra on the DVD where Adam Baldwin sings 'The Hero of Canton' with his goofy hat.

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Friday, March 5, 2004 10:23 PM

ZENOPHITE

also not a saying but i cracked up in "heart of gold" when jayne was brushing his whore's hair.

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Friday, March 5, 2004 10:26 PM

DRALIONSOLEIL

i always liked:

"Hey, free soup!"

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Saturday, March 6, 2004 4:00 AM

TEELABROWN

"Shake your head, boy, your eyes is stuck. Git!"

"Now my love for me isn't hard to explain, the Hero of Canton, the man they call....mmeeeee!"

"Livin' legend needs eggs"

And that whole part at the end of Jaynestown wondering why the Mudder kid did that. He seemed so...caring...

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Saturday, March 6, 2004 4:02 AM

DUKE

Quote:
Originally posted by Beatle:
Not a Jayne saying, but I love the extra on the DVD where Adam Baldwin sings 'The Hero of Canton' with his goofy hat.

Hey!! I didn't see that. Which disc is it on? Is it an easter egg?

Speaking of which, are there any easter eggs on the DVD set? I havn't found any.

"I'll be in my bunk..."

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Saturday, March 6, 2004 4:05 AM

DUKE

I really believe that Jayne is a prime example of the dominance of nurture over nature. Jayne acts all big, tough, and scary, because that is primarily all he has ever known. But sometimes he lets his inner, more caring, nature slip out.

My favorite example of this is not a quote, but a brief scene one might almost miss if they blinked.

In the episode where Kaylee gets shot (title?) we see Jayne huddles on the stairs outside the medic bay. He is looking in on her an it is clear that he is concerned, but he is tucked away where no one can see him.

"I'll be in my bunk..."

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Saturday, March 6, 2004 4:06 AM

TEELABROWN

Quote:
In the episode where Kaylee gets shot (title?) we see Jayne huddles on the stairs outside the medic bay. He is looking in on her an it is clear that he is concerned, but he is tucked away where no one can see him.

I'll have to see that. And yeah, it's the pilot, Serenity.

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Saturday, March 6, 2004 5:57 AM

DARKSYDE

I like smack'n 'M

"That's what happens when you call the FEDS!"

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Saturday, March 6, 2004 6:03 AM

SERENA

"Let's move this in a not-Jayne's fault direction"

"Every well bred, petty crook knows that the small, concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting."

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Saturday, March 6, 2004 7:07 AM

SHINY

Quote:
Originally posted by zenophite:
also not a saying but i cracked up in "heart of gold" when jayne was brushing his whore's hair.

And also in Our Mrs Reynolds when Saffron is crying and you see Jayne's hand come from out of frame to pat her on the shoulder in a uniquely Jayne way (kind of like how he eats apples or holds a spoon...)

RIVER
Purple elephants are flying.
MAL
Good. Thanks for the update.

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Saturday, March 6, 2004 8:49 AM

BEATLE

Quote:
Originally posted by Duke:

Hey!! I didn't see that. Which disc is it on? Is it an easter egg?

Speaking of which, are there any easter eggs on the DVD set? I havn't found any.

Go to the DVD that has 'Joss Whedon sings the Firefly theme', hightlight it but don't press play. Instead, press your left button and the drawing on the left will highlight. Press play. Laugh.

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Saturday, March 6, 2004 2:24 PM

TEELABROWN

"Then, can I get to know her?"

"Dou you have the money?...Then I have your fugivtives."

"I sleep with the ugly one."

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Saturday, March 6, 2004 4:51 PM

BLINKER

"Far as I see it, you people been given the shortest end of the stick ever been offered a human soul in this craphill 'verse. But you took that end, and... well, you took it. And that's... well, I guess that's something."

Oh, and "[bastards] singed my turtle." Woulda been so much funnier with the image.

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Sliders: Gate Haven - http://slidersweb.net/blinker

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Saturday, March 6, 2004 6:38 PM

ECMORGAN69

I like a couple...

"Pain is scary."

JAYNE: "You wanna go, little man?"
WASH: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight."

And, of course...

"I'll be in my bunk."

They can have my "Firefly" DVDs when they pry them from my cold, dead fingers....

Oh yeah,

you, FOX TV!!

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