Browncoat Bar & Grill - 'Tis Spring!!! by Penguin

Quote:
Originally posted by Causal:
Set 'em up! But before we drink, a toast.

* pours two generous shots of Jameson and one of Jager *

Here is a toast my friend Harley taught me:

May the best of your yesterdays be the worst of your tomorrows.

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Oswald was a fag.

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 6:06 AM

OK but I get a martini...a nice big martini:)

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 6:06 AM

*gulp*

One more, and my turn to bless it.

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 6:10 AM

* lines up 2 more shots of Jameson, another Jager just in case, and makes a big chilled dirty martini for MsG (one of these days I would love to know your choice of poison to go in one of these) *

Ready when you are, sir.

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Oswald was a fag.

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 6:11 AM

Yeti dear.. Please leave the bottle & glass on the bar...It will save you the repeated trips..

Hi Causal..how's you ?

Bryce
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Thursday, March 22, 2007 6:15 AM

My ex-wife taught me this one, and I like it more now that we're divorced:

Here's to you, here's to me, best friends we'll always be. But if we ever disagree, f*ck you then! Here's to me!

*gulp*

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 6:24 AM

good one

*gulp*

* refills the glasses once more *

Several of my toasts would not have been considered usable in mixed company years ago, but I think you will get a kick out of them.

Here's to the women we love the most
We love them up, we love them down,
We love them best when they're out of town.
And when they're dead and long forgotten
We'll dig them up, and love'em rotten.

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Oswald was a fag.

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 6:29 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

You bring a lump to me throat, Jimi-boy. I'll have what LA's having. Blue-eyed people should never drink alone.

"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." George Bernard Shaw

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 6:34 AM

ok Jimi here's my recipe for the perfect martini

3 ounces vodka refrigerated( preferably stoli)
1 ounce extra dry vermouth refrigerated
crushed ice
2 olives
splash of olive juice

Shaken not stirred:)

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 6:36 AM

LA gives JQ a grateful

Bryce
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Thursday, March 22, 2007 6:44 AM

BROWNCOAT2007

Scary... morbidly creapyfing as well.... I randomly started watching Firefly again, got through the first disc on tuesday, and just so happened to watch shindig last night, I'm reading folks's minds again... hopefully no killin' y'all with my brain *goes cross eyed*

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 6:45 AM

Wow, lots of vermouth.....and now I know :)

* pours a shot of Jager for JQ *

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Oswald was a fag.

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 6:48 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
LA gives JQ a grateful

Edit: Actually I know that's Mrs. Thumper, but I was the best image I could find.

'Cept maybe this one...

http://lrrc3.sas.upenn.edu/popcult/cartoons/DISNEY/BASHFUL.JPG

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 6:55 AM

Aww JQ ,you sweetie..

That is just so cute..

Bryce
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Thursday, March 22, 2007 7:09 AM

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Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Hi Causal..how's you ?

Well, I'm fine, Bryce! Training for a new job this week, so can't be on line much. BTW, I've enjoyed your contributions to our picture threads; Browncoats are such beautiful people, don't you think?

Jimi, would you please set Bryce up with her poison of choice?

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 7:12 AM

* pours another Jager for LA and two more Jamesons for himself and Causal *

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Oswald was a fag.

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 7:27 AM

Causal ..

for the drink ..We sure are a pretty bunch of Browncaots indeed ..
I am now a registered camera companion

And

to you too Yeti..because you're you

Bryce
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Thursday, March 22, 2007 7:30 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
* pours another Jager for LA and two more Jamesons for himself and Causal *

Ah-Hem...

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 7:39 AM

Yeah Jimi I like really dry martinis and I prefer them extra cold:)

and right now I'd pay about $50 for one. I hate the end of term as the kids go completely wild

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 7:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyQuest:
Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
* pours another Jager for LA and two more Jamesons for himself and Causal *

Ah-Hem...

Didn't realize you had finished your first one.

*pours JQ another generous shot of Jager*

*makes MsG a dirty martini that tastes like it should cost $50*

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Oswald was a fag.

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 7:43 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

End of term? You on a quarter system, or is that like a six week marking period or something?

*digs in pocket for $50 cyberbill*

I don't suppose a handful of lint would help?

Edit: Thanks, Jimi. Um, you're supposed to sip 'em? Uh oh.

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 7:50 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyQuest:
*digs in pocket for $50 cyberbill*

Edit: Thanks, Jimi. Um, you're supposed to sip 'em? Uh oh.

Keep your money. All drinks when I am 'tending are compliments of a shanghai-ed Alliance liquor transporter. :)

And heavens no, you aren't supposed to sip them. It's

Yager. Shoot it as soon as you get it so it doesn't have a chance to warm up. (I do know a guy [my GM's fiancee] who comes in to the bar and orders a triple shot of Jager, which he drinks like a mixed drink)

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Oswald was a fag.

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 7:54 AM

Yuck no ! We must do quck shots like RIMG said, JQ..

LA tilts her head back & downs another jager shot ,puttng the empty shot glass down for a refill..

Like that ...see ?

Bryce
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bryce

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 7:54 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

I'm pretty sure slammin' triple shots of Jaeger would NOT be a good idea...

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 8:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyQuest:
I'm pretty sure slammin' triple shots of Jaeger would NOT be a good idea...

It'd get you right f*cked up, real quick like.

*refills JQs and LAs glasses and pours one for himself*

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Oswald was a fag.

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 8:00 AM

I worked for a guy once who drank Irish Carbombs like they were shots. I kid you not, the glass touched his lips and a second later it reconnected with the table. He said he learned how to force his throat open while at the Naval Academy (your tax dollars at work) and so didn't technically swallow so much as he just poured it straight down his throat. Amazing!

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 8:02 AM

That's how I do when I pound a pint of Guinness or do a carbomb...

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Oswald was a fag.

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 8:24 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Yuck no ! We must do quck shots like RIMG said, JQ..

LA tilts her head back & downs another jager shot ,puttng the empty shot glass down for a refill..

Like that ...see ?

I know I've seen this scene before somewhere...

Hallooooo out therrrrrrrre............!!!!!!

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 11:14 AM

the site is very wonky today..I replied to this twice already & nada, nothing ...

JQ-

for maing me laugh...

LA29 pours another round for JQ & downs another shot herself...

Bryce

And when I call will you walk gently through my shadow..the one who sings at night.Cry for the nightbird...

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 4:53 PM

Causal- was he a SEAL? 'cause my friend who's a SEAl can do that...he can do a lot of other things too, but most of them are not what you'd call a good idea in a bar... Mind you his ability to move a small car by lifting it can come in real handy when some jerk parks too close to my bumper and all

As for end of term...a term is about 9 weeks ( average 46 school days) and there are 4 terms per year. We just finished 3rd term today ( which means the kids all know the grading period closed and there's nothing really required about the day except attendance, which makes them a bit naughty...well ok it makes them act like terrifying space monkeys...plus it's spring and their hormones have definitely SPRUNG!!! and added into the mix it was the first really nice warm sunny day in 6 months...so they were sort of like the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz..on crack!
Least that's over. So tomorrow I get to spend the first half of the day in meetings ( really long boring ones) then the second half grading papers and entering the grades in the computer...
Which is why I bought all the stuff to make martinis and cosmos and apple-tinis and everything and MisterG's stopping to pick up fresh seafood...we're gonna relax!!!

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 10:48 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Hello... does anyone remember me? Does anyone remember my usual?

Looks hopefully towards the bar...

How are you all? I miss my drinking buddies - can't wait to do this for real at D*C!!

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 11:11 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*huggles her jie jie and gets her a Bailey's and ice cream*
I remember you!

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 11:29 PM

Nice memory Rose-doll *bigassjimibearhuggles*

hey Magda *bigassjimibearhuggles*,
MsG *bigassjimibearhuggles*,
JQ

(all from yesterday)

It's Friday. It's Payday. Still hasn't changed much with my mindset. I think a shot of Wild Turkey followed by a sound chaser of Jameson on the rocks is a good way to start the morning.

* pours his drinks and puts on a huge pot of The Good Stuff, then stretches out on the couch and idly thumbs through a Sudoku book *

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Oswald was a fag.

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Friday, March 23, 2007 12:23 AM

LA29 creeps out of the smoking room, smellling coffee..Did I see someone named Magda up there ?

Yeti ..

Good morning ..

LA helps hereslf to a coffee ,,,

RIMG..care to join me inside for a smoke ?

Bryce
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Friday, March 23, 2007 1:45 AM

RACQUEL

Good Morning all and Sundry!!
Though the desire for a caramel latte with whipped cream is strong may I order a Smirnoff Ice. And a round for all in the bar as I am new to the place :

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Friday, March 23, 2007 1:48 AM

PENGUIN

Hello dear one!

Good morning patrons!

I think I'll the usual on the rocks...

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Friday, March 23, 2007 1:59 AM

SPACEANJL

My brother does a drink at his bar, measure of jaegermeister and a measure of chili vodka, separated by a dash of tabasco. It's called the flatline.

Fun trick is actually to drink it slowly (asbestos throat, asbestos fingers here) and watch the hard guys choke their eyeballs out...

Yeah, my brother owns a vodka bar. You mean you guys have to queue and pay for drinks when you go out? *ducks for cover*

oh, Msg - caught up on the old Imponderables thread. Fencing without a foil tip?

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Friday, March 23, 2007 2:08 AM

LA29 goes behingd the bar & get raquel a Smirnoff Ice..welcome to our happy pub

Did you say vodka bar , SpaceAnjl ???
Ohh I must go there...
I want a flatline...

Good morning Penguin !

Bryce
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Friday, March 23, 2007 2:16 AM

MAVOURNEEN

Morning, bar!

*waves hello to Racquel*
Welcome! New faces in the bar...it's about time!

*hugs for all then sniffs the air*

jimi, did you just make a fresh pot of Good Stuff? Yay!

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Friday, March 23, 2007 2:20 AM

LA hands Mav a mug of the good stuff..

Yeti's not around as of yet..although he did leave us coffee...bless him

Penguin..if you're still around,can I get you that coke ? I know it's a it late , but I am not used to tending bar..nobody better order anything mixed..

anyone seen the bar-bot ?Or perhaps one of our live bartenders ?

Hhmmm..maybe we should play with the booze & come up with new & delicious concoctions..

Bryce
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Friday, March 23, 2007 2:44 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
Causal- was he a SEAL? 'cause my friend who's a SEAL can do that...he can do a lot of other things too, but most of them are not what you'd call a good idea in a bar... Mind you his ability to move a small car by lifting it can come in real handy when some jerk parks too close to my bumper and all.

Nope, he was intelligence officer. Interesting thing though: we worked for Naval Special Warfare (i.e. Navy SEALs). They were my "customers" while I was an intel guy in Afghanistan and Iraq. Great guys, but sometimes not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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Friday, March 23, 2007 2:46 AM

PENGUIN

LA29...I'm at work...I really need another coke!

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Friday, March 23, 2007 2:52 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
*huggles her jie jie and gets her a Bailey's and ice cream*
I remember you!

Oh My!! I am loved somewhere!!

How are you all? Causal, Rose, River, Little Albatross, Penguin, Mavourneen!, SpaceANGL... I am here again! I got sidetracked by parental duties - but I am here and indulging in virtual Baileys and ice cream!!

Thank you Mei Mei!

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Friday, March 23, 2007 2:55 AM

Morning, Magda! Wish I could hear you. Went to Australia on the USS Carl Vinson back in 2000, and fell in love with every Aussie girl I met; the Aussie accent is just mesmerizing (though I suppose for you, I'd be the one with the accent).

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Friday, March 23, 2007 2:59 AM

LA hands Penguin an ice cold coke ...

here you go dear Penguin..

MAGDA !!!!

LA29 runs out from behind the bar & hugs her long lost friend !!!!

How's my most favorite Aussie ????

Bryce
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Friday, March 23, 2007 3:01 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Yessir! You certainly are the one with the accent - though I don't think I will be able to claim that when i am over in Atlanta later this year!!

Tristan's brother wanted me to read the telephone directory to him when we spoke last weekend!!

I don't really get the fascination - I grew up with it and I could really use a change every now and again!

Who else is about tonig- I mean this morning?

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Friday, March 23, 2007 3:03 AM

KELKHIL

*wanders into the bar with one of those funny coats with the sleeves that tie in the back still on his person*

Howdy all! How has everyone been? Those people in the white jackets finally turned their backs on me and I made a break for it!

*removes the funny jacket and pours himself a cup of the Good Stuff*

MMmmm I have missed this coffee!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Bartender

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Friday, March 23, 2007 3:03 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:

MAGDA !!!!

LA29 runs out from behind the bar & hugs her long lost friend !!!!

How's my most favorite Aussie ????

*spins around and hugs her precious friend!*

BRYCE!!! How are you Honey?? I was just thinking I should reply to your email and then I realised that people might be in the pub - for once I am about and able to focus my attention on FFF.net for a while!!

EDIT: Hey there Kel!! How are you bro?? I must have fallen asleep on the couch - I didn't hear you come in earlier when you popped in to Haven! How's things??

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