Wheadon VS. Wachowski by brooklynbrowncoat

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Wheadon VS. Wachowski

POSTED BY: BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT
UPDATED: Sunday, April 8, 2007 06:57
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Saturday, March 31, 2007 8:18 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

Ok, fighting a fair one, who do you think would win, Joss Wheadon vs. the Wachowski Brothers? Should both brothers be allowed to fight? Something to ponder

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Saturday, March 31, 2007 8:34 PM

Well, the brothers would start out with some fancy hidden-wire moves, and follow up with a three minute, back-and-forth soliloquy wherein almost every letter starts with "W".

And then Joss would promptly cap them both in the brainpans, ala Mal vs. Dobson.

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Saturday, March 31, 2007 8:41 PM

Yeah but the one brother might stab Whedon with a stiletto and then blind him with some of the shiny pleathery crap Trinity is always wearing.

Oh yeah and why didn't the mech warrior guys have armor???!!!

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Saturday, March 31, 2007 8:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Sabri3l:
Yeah but the one brother might stab Whedon with a stiletto

Joss could just counter with Mr. Pointy.

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Saturday, March 31, 2007 8:47 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

Quote:
Originally posted by DTuck:
Well, the brothers would start out with some fancy hidden-wire moves, and follow up with a three minute, back-and-forth soliloquy wherein almost every letter starts with "W".

And then Joss would promptly cap them both in the brainpans, ala Mal vs. Dobson.

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The best way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. - Oscar Wilde

Aha! yes, that is a possible scenario. But what if the Wachowski's summoned the enlightment of Buddha to stop the bullets in mid air? Then used the determination of causation and willed to power turning around the bullets and heading towards Joss?

Perhaps we've missed the actual purpose of this thread, the story beneath the story:
Neo VS. MAl

who wins?

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Saturday, March 31, 2007 8:53 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

Quote:
Originally posted by Sabri3l:
Yeah but the one brother might stab Whedon with a stiletto and then blind him with some of the shiny pleathery crap Trinity is always wearing.

Oh yeah and why didn't the mech warrior guys have armor???!!!

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A very good chance one of the brothers was actually wearing the stiletto he threw

they had armor in the animatrix, don't know why they changed it

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Saturday, March 31, 2007 8:53 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

A very good chance one of the brothers was actually wearing the stiletto he threw

they had armor in the animatrix, don't know why they changed it

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Saturday, March 31, 2007 9:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
Neo VS. MAl

Well, Neo would start flippin' around. Then Mal would fire three bullets at Neo. Then Neo goes all bendy-like, while Neo's all bendy Mal walks up and starts pistol whippin' him then knocks him out.

And then..... Bullet in the brainpan....Squish.

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Saturday, March 31, 2007 9:10 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

Quote:
Originally posted by zerokiryu:
Quote:
Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
Neo VS. MAl

Well, Neo would start flippin' around. Then Mal would fire three bullets at Neo. Then Neo goes all bendy-like, while Neo's all bendy Mal walks up and starts pistol whippin' him then knocks him out.

And then..... Bullet in the brainpan....Squish.

then we would see that neo and mal become one, reaching the next level of enlightment together.
They acheive a ying yang balance, and it could not have happened any other way.

Ok:
Serenity VS the Nebuchnezzar

the Oracle Vs. Shepard Book

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Saturday, March 31, 2007 9:10 PM

What's a "Wheadon"?

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Saturday, March 31, 2007 9:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
the Oracle Vs. Shepard Book

They would have a staring contest that would go on....And on....And on....And on.

Until they each start talking in cryptic messages.

Then the Oracle would just start to reveal Book's past.

When he shoots her for knowing too much.

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Saturday, March 31, 2007 9:20 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

If Whedon's and Wachowski's other works go at it I can predict the outcome for sure:
V VS. Buffy

no question, V would slice up the slayer like a turkey on thanksgiving

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Saturday, March 31, 2007 9:20 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

Quote:
Originally posted by theonetruebix:
What's a "Wheadon"?

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that's junkyspeak for whedon

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Saturday, March 31, 2007 9:31 PM

V can keep slicing her up.

She'll just keep coming back to life.

And in time she shall wear V down, then...

.

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Saturday, March 31, 2007 9:44 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

No way, V filets Buffy like gefilte fish on rye.

Oracle sees shepard book's hair and takes off

Nebechazzar cant catch Serentiy, wash's piloting
too good

neo slaps Mal with divine enlightment

I don't know, i'd say its pretty close. Whedon and wachowskis are both well respected in their fields (I hope.) the title is still up for grabs

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Saturday, March 31, 2007 10:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
Oracle sees shepard book's hair and takes off
Nebechazzar cant catch Serentiy, wash's piloting
too good

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!*Falls on floor laughing*

*Stops laughing long enough to type*

Wash and Kaylee pull a crazy ivan.

*returns to laughing*

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Saturday, March 31, 2007 10:11 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

Kaylee sits on Wash's face and peddles his ears,

Trinity kicks River's ass

Neo deprives Mal of his Chi

Shepard book pees on the oracle's corpse

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Sunday, April 1, 2007 4:41 AM

Jayne vs. the Merovingian

Merovingian: says lots of stuff that sounds fancy but is really elitest drivel

Jayne: Stares at Pesephone, strokes Vera

Merovingian: continues to blab with bad accent

Jayne: Shoots Merovingian

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Sunday, April 1, 2007 5:58 AM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

Side note: Persephone can sit on my face and peddle my ears whenever she likes!

The architect faces Mr. Universe

The archtiect designs a trap for Mr. Universe

Mr. universe calls on the Talmud

Because it's sabbot Mr. Universe isn't around to fall for the trap.

Mr. Univers goes back to work at numb3rs
Joss climbs slightly ahead of Andy and Larry W.

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Sunday, April 1, 2007 7:24 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
Side note: Persephone can sit on my face and peddle my ears whenever she likes!

Monty python

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away.

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces
In all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away.

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Sunday, April 1, 2007 8:16 AM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

Monty Python throws killer rabbitt at Joss's head, no way he can miss;

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Sunday, April 1, 2007 8:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
Monty Python throws killer rabbitt at Joss's head, no way he can miss;

Nope, sorry, but Joss calls up the Taourok Han(SP?) to bring the bunny down to Hell, where ensues a mighty battle royal where the millions of Vampire beasts and one one rabbit wipe each other out in a gory SFX-fest

Having fun yet?

-Danny

I wanna take the Bullet,
The one aimed straight for your Heart;
I wanna meet the wolves halfway,
And let them Tear me APART,
But that's not the way they do it here...
THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!

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Sunday, April 1, 2007 8:59 AM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

The following joss whedon -
wachowski brothers characters may take turns sitting on my face and peddling my ears:
Peresephone & Zoe

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Sunday, April 1, 2007 9:13 AM

How about they collaborate on a new movie instead?

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Sunday, April 1, 2007 9:50 AM

the following whedon/wacowski bros characters may do the sitting/peddling thing

Wash
Kaylee
Jayne
Mal
Persephone
Wesley
Willow

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Sunday, April 1, 2007 10:49 AM

yes. i'd love to see a collaboration.

if neo is not plugged in, of course mal could take him in the real world.

the oracle and book would be best of friends. very calm and polite and practical with deep understanding stares.

the nebudchanezzer (sp) is a cobbled piece of shit. isn't it subterranean, not space roving?

jayne v the merovingian made me laugh until i laid my head down. oh the hilarity. jayne would get that insulted/appalled look. if he didn't kill him quick tho, the M. would outwit him and leave him stranded somewhere in some perilous situation. i think if jayne were with someone, like simon or inara, who understood there was cunning under the posing, they could guide him to the quick death.

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Sunday, April 1, 2007 4:56 PM

you know Jayne would have question about doing the bullet time thing while in his bunk...

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Sunday, April 1, 2007 8:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
Quote:
Originally posted by DTuck:
Well, the brothers would start out with some fancy hidden-wire moves, and follow up with a three minute, back-and-forth soliloquy wherein almost every letter starts with "W".

And then Joss would promptly cap them both in the brainpans, ala Mal vs. Dobson.

______________________________________
http://www.myspace.com/citrusblast

The best way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. - Oscar Wilde

Aha! yes, that is a possible scenario. But what if the Wachowski's summoned the enlightment of Buddha to stop the bullets in mid air? Then used the determination of causation and willed to power turning around the bullets and heading towards Joss?

[quote}Perhaps we've missed the actual purpose of this thread, the story beneath the story:
Neo VS. MAl

who wins?

MAL! neo can do his jumpy stuff all day but mal just gonna shoot him. it doesnt matter what kinda tricks you can do with the enemies bullets, he's gonna get him eventually and he's gonna do it with a cool phrase!

"when you cant run, you crawl, and when you cant do that, you find a friend to carry you!"
-the browncoats

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Sunday, April 1, 2007 8:15 PM

whoa whoa whoa. trinity does NOT beat river. not crazy going, bar fighting, reaver slaying serenity river no way no how!

"when you cant run, you crawl, and when you cant do that, you find a friend to carry you!"
-the browncoats

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Monday, April 2, 2007 5:30 AM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

Trinity sits on river's face and peddles her ears- this thread was a great idea!

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Monday, April 2, 2007 5:30 AM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

Trinity sits on river's face and peddles her ears- this thread was a great idea!

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Monday, April 2, 2007 11:01 AM

your all crazy.

"when you cant run, you crawl, and when you cant do that, you find a friend to carry you!"
-the browncoats

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 12:46 PM

Yeah, we know.

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Wednesday, April 4, 2007 1:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by tyrantkiller:
your all crazy.

"when you cant run, you crawl, and when you cant do that, you find a friend to carry you!"
-the browncoats

Wasn't it sorta... obvious when you signed on?

Having fun yet?

-Danny

I wanna take the Bullet,
The one aimed straight for your Heart;
I wanna meet the wolves halfway,
And let them Tear me APART,
But that's not the way they do it here...
THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!

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Wednesday, April 4, 2007 4:18 PM

yes ofcourse but particulerly the "trinity beats river thing" that is especaily crazy. and if neo beat mal the rest of the crew would converge and jayne would blast him with vira. he had better jack the hell out pretty quick.

"when you cant run, you crawl, and when you cant do that, you find a friend to carry you!"
-the browncoats

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Wednesday, April 4, 2007 9:28 PM

Yeah, dude, Trinity can't even handle one agent, no way she could face an onslaught of Reavers. River would tear every single Agent Smith to pieces WITHOUT dying (didn't he die?).

Hands of Blue would just take out a little stick and the agents, rather than bleeding to death, would just explode in a kaleidoscope of computer language symbols in green.

In the real world, Neo doesn't stand a chance against Mal. But in the Matrix, Mal's dead before he knows it.

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Wednesday, April 4, 2007 10:15 PM

Yes, yes but you're all forgetting Inara's incense (or actually, not-incense) which would buy Zoe enough time to slip up behind, all-quiet-like, and Jayne to pick off the ones on the outside w/ Vera. I'm sure Willow could throw a spell or two in there somewhere and Book might even help out with a kneecap here and there. Then a whole vanload of slayers in training plus a couple of vamps w/ souls could jump in to back up while River mops up...Actually all the folk tangled up in wires while dying in slow motion might make it all a bit head-achey to watch.

"Always walk a mile in another man's shoes before you criticize him. That way, you're a mile away and you have his shoes."

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Wednesday, April 4, 2007 11:12 PM

That depends..... Is Joss above hitting a woman?

EDIT: Allow me to clarify.....

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/9138137/the_mystery_of_larry_wa
chowski

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Friday, April 6, 2007 11:28 AM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

Yes, Trinity might beat River, but if river calls on Buffy the vampire slayer/Christ killer it could get interesting- if River tells Buffy that Trinity claims to be the Messiah, Buffy will crucify her quick, as seen in the passion. She can't help it, it's in her DNA

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Sunday, April 8, 2007 6:57 AM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

Ah, but Buffy the Christ killer will be shocked when Trinity rises from the dead two days later;
Buffy will still deny the Messiah, that's just how they do

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