The League of Psychic Nutcases - Jayne Pain Novocaine by Tinadoll

I've got Vicadin for my wisdom teeth, but YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY! It's all mine, precious... Mine...

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RPG launcher bought in third world country illegally - $10
Landmines - $50 per
Attack/track dogs bred 1st class - $250-500 per
Highpowered assault rifles - $600 per
The look on your face when I show up on your doorstep with a bigfoot - ... Priceless

"You gotta love that the first pirated HD DVD is the one about space pirates who broadcast a video that the government wants to keep secret.

Can't stop the signal."
-reavers_ate_my_dvd

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Thursday, April 26, 2007 9:59 AM

Well if your tooth is bothering you take it out back and slap it around a bit!

Sorry about the tooth. I don't do pills though.

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Thursday, April 26, 2007 10:00 AM

Butiwannadruglacedcookie

Look-I'm a rabid squirrel

Kel-oh you suck for that denture joke

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Thursday, April 26, 2007 10:04 AM

I'm sorry your tooth hurts and you have no drug laced cookies... I feel your pain! ::hugs::

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RPG launcher bought in third world country illegally - $10
Landmines - $50 per
Attack/track dogs bred 1st class - $250-500 per
Highpowered assault rifles - $600 per
The look on your face when I show up on your doorstep with a bigfoot - ... Priceless

"You gotta love that the first pirated HD DVD is the one about space pirates who broadcast a video that the government wants to keep secret.

Can't stop the signal."
-reavers_ate_my_dvd

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Thursday, April 26, 2007 10:04 AM

But....but...that wasn't a denture joke!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Thursday, April 26, 2007 10:10 AM

*hugs*

*gooses Kel*

...Horray for Ambesol!

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Thursday, April 26, 2007 10:15 AM

*looks down*

Um...in order for it to be a goose ya kinda have to let go.

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Thursday, April 26, 2007 10:22 AM

oh

darn

well ya caught me...

Sorry...

*lets go*

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Thursday, April 26, 2007 11:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tinadoll:
Old thread : http://www.fireflyfan.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=28231

Has anyone have a pain killers to spare? My tooth still bothers me..

Okay. But I refuse to get all bendy.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, April 26, 2007 11:25 AM

Painkillers don't really kill the pain, they make the pain docile.

Just don't try to control it.

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Selena Quintanilla-Pérez (April 16 1971 – March 31 1995)

Forever dreamin' of you.

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Thursday, April 26, 2007 11:27 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Life is pain...

Bryce
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tommorow is our permanent address
and there they'll scarcely find us(if they do,
we'll move away still further:into now

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Thursday, April 26, 2007 11:38 AM

ALLIETHORN7

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Life is pain...

Bryce
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How... Thoughtful,Bryce. Your wisdom is rather... (coughdisturbingcough) encouraging for all the lil' folk out there.
Good job.

Having fun yet?

-Danny

A Ghost is all that's Left,
Of everything we Swore we Never would Forget,
Tried to bleed the Sickness,
But we drained our Hearts instead,
We are... We are the DEAD!!!!!!!!!!
THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!
What did Lord of the Flies teach us? That we are inherintly evil and that you will kill someone if given the chance... and never try to catch rocks with your face. That could end badly.

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Thursday, April 26, 2007 11:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Alliethorn7:
(coughdisturbingcough)

Well, we ARE nutcases aren't we?

I thought we were supposed to be disturbing.

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Selena Quintanilla-Pérez (April 16 1971 – March 31 1995)

Forever dreamin' of you.

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Thursday, April 26, 2007 12:22 PM

Oh yes we are...And pain..HA i HA in the face of pain

HAHAHA

Oh sorry pain.no need to retaliate!

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Thursday, April 26, 2007 12:28 PM

Mwahahahahaha.... Pain, PAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Was that disturbing enough?

The pain won't retaliate, it's napping.

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Selena Quintanilla-Pérez (April 16 1971 – March 31 1995)

Forever dreamin' of you.

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Thursday, April 26, 2007 12:54 PM

BLACKBEANIE

You don't know what pain is!

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Thursday, April 26, 2007 12:55 PM

GHOULFISH

The only way to get rid of pain is to feel even more pain .....

Ouch

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Thursday, April 26, 2007 1:37 PM

ALLIETHORN7

Pain... hmmm... if I wanna get rid of it, couldn't I just sleep on a pillow? Seems a bit of a dialemma, ne?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, yes, I HAVE seen disturbing... I hang in the Strategy and Tactics Club, the motliest collection of Freaks, Geeks, Outcasts, Emos, Goths, Nerda, and Gamers. Oh, and ALL of the girls are obsessed with Pixies

Having fun yet?

-Danny

A Ghost is all that's Left,
Of everything we Swore we Never would Forget,
Tried to bleed the Sickness,
But we drained our Hearts instead,
We are... We are the DEAD!!!!!!!!!!
THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!
What did Lord of the Flies teach us? That we are inherintly evil and that you will kill someone if given the chance... and never try to catch rocks with your face. That could end badly.

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Thursday, April 26, 2007 1:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Life is pain...

Anybody who tells you any different is trying to sell something.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, April 26, 2007 3:08 PM

I know pain..he lives in pasadena next to self doubt and down the block from tired...

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Thursday, April 26, 2007 3:33 PM

GHOULFISH

A couple of years ago i burned each and every one of my fingers over the period of two weeks making chainmail jewlery with a propane torch

After a while the throbbing begins to be soothing

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Thursday, April 26, 2007 5:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tinadoll:
I know pain..he lives in pasadena next to self doubt and down the block from tired...

I know pain's brother agony, he's roommates with depression.

Does anyone know where the blood vacuum is?

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Selena Quintanilla-Pérez (April 16 1971 – March 31 1995)

Forever dreamin' of you.

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Thursday, April 26, 2007 5:41 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

It's in the pantry with the eye of newt and batwings..

Bryce
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Would you tell me, please which way I ought to walk from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
"I don't much care where," Alice added as an explanation.
"Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."

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Thursday, April 26, 2007 5:46 PM

Thanks, there's a...........Little mess I need to take care of concerning some f*x executives.

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Selena Quintanilla-Pérez (April 16 1971 – March 31 1995)

Forever dreamin' of you.

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Friday, April 27, 2007 3:21 AM

Oh Depression. Isn't he rooming with Zoloft now?

-I thought the blood vacuum was broken

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Friday, April 27, 2007 3:42 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

I thought you fixed it Tina !

If it's still broken we can use the leeches..

Bryce
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Friday, April 27, 2007 3:54 AM

*spins into the thread*

*spins out*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Friday, April 27, 2007 4:32 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
I thought you fixed it Tina !

If it's still broken we can use the leeches..

Leeches are good, they go with the fire ants I was gonna use...

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Selena Quintanilla-Pérez (April 16 1971 – March 31 1995)

Forever dreamin' of you.

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Friday, April 27, 2007 4:40 AM

ugh ugh

Leave my mouth alone- Its fine now. I was just using drugs as my crutch

*runs around the room holding her face*

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Friday, April 27, 2007 1:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tinadoll:
Leave my mouth alone- Its fine now. I was just using drugs as my crutch.

You think you have problems? I'm using crutches as my drug. Do you have any idea how hard it is to snort crutches? It aint pretty miss I'll tell you that.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, April 27, 2007 1:33 PM

Just like Tiny Tim

God bless us everyone!

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Friday, April 27, 2007 1:38 PM

ALLIETHORN7

Drugs are bad, Tina! Just look at Dayve!

My laugh is more evil-er-er than yours! Muahahahahhahaha!!!!

Having fun yet?

-Danny

A Ghost is all that's Left,
Of everything we Swore we Never would Forget,
Tried to bleed the Sickness,
But we drained our Hearts instead,
We are... We are the DEAD!!!!!!!!!!
THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!
What did Lord of the Flies teach us? That we are inherintly evil and that you will kill someone if given the chance... and never try to catch rocks with your face. That could end badly.

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Friday, April 27, 2007 2:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tinadoll:
Just like Tiny Tim

*with ukelele strummings* Tiptoe through the tulips with me.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, April 27, 2007 2:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Tiptoe through the tulips with me.

Just make sure the tulips don't tiptoe on you.

Drugs are bad, just ask River.

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Selena Quintanilla-Pérez (April 16 1971 – March 31 1995)

Forever dreamin' of you.

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Friday, April 27, 2007 2:50 PM

Drugs are good, just ask Simon!

BWAHAHA I'm all stupid on my drugs. It's funny 'cause I don't really feel it in an obvious way, but ever since I got my wisdom teeth out I've been acting really, really, reallllllllly dumb.

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RPG launcher bought in third world country illegally - $10
Landmines - $50 per
Attack/track dogs bred 1st class - $250-500 per
Highpowered assault rifles - $600 per
The look on your face when I show up on your doorstep with a bigfoot - ... Priceless

"You gotta love that the first pirated HD DVD is the one about space pirates who broadcast a video that the government wants to keep secret.

Can't stop the signal."
-reavers_ate_my_dvd

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Friday, April 27, 2007 2:57 PM

THE WISDOM TEETH ARE COMING, THE WISDOM TEETH ARE COMING!!!!

*Overturns table and hides behind it, puts on his tin-foil hat and pulls out a spork*

They'll never take me alive, I'll spork 'em all before I let that happen!!!

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Selena Quintanilla-Pérez (April 16 1971 – March 31 1995)

Forever dreamin' of you.

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Friday, April 27, 2007 3:36 PM

Raindrops are fallin on my head

OWWWIE OWWIE

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Friday, April 27, 2007 4:16 PM

AHHH Wisdom teeth AND a lovebird are attacking! But only my right hand! Crazy bird...

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RPG launcher bought in third world country illegally - $10
Landmines - $50 per
Attack/track dogs bred 1st class - $250-500 per
Highpowered assault rifles - $600 per
The look on your face when I show up on your doorstep with a bigfoot - ... Priceless

"You gotta love that the first pirated HD DVD is the one about space pirates who broadcast a video that the government wants to keep secret.

Can't stop the signal."
-reavers_ate_my_dvd

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Friday, April 27, 2007 4:21 PM

*takes out the blood vacuum*

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Friday, April 27, 2007 4:25 PM

PENGUIN

*vacuums up the blood*

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Friday, April 27, 2007 4:34 PM

::blood clogs up the vaccuum::

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RPG launcher bought in third world country illegally - $10
Landmines - $50 per
Attack/track dogs bred 1st class - $250-500 per
Highpowered assault rifles - $600 per
The look on your face when I show up on your doorstep with a bigfoot - ... Priceless

"You gotta love that the first pirated HD DVD is the one about space pirates who broadcast a video that the government wants to keep secret.

Can't stop the signal."
-reavers_ate_my_dvd

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Friday, April 27, 2007 4:52 PM

*gives it a good swift kick*

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Friday, April 27, 2007 5:00 PM

::vaccuum suddenly grows two glowing red eyes and starts shrieking like a banshee at Tinadoll::

DRAMA!

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RPG launcher bought in third world country illegally - $10
Landmines - $50 per
Attack/track dogs bred 1st class - $250-500 per
Highpowered assault rifles - $600 per
The look on your face when I show up on your doorstep with a bigfoot - ... Priceless

"You gotta love that the first pirated HD DVD is the one about space pirates who broadcast a video that the government wants to keep secret.

Can't stop the signal."
-reavers_ate_my_dvd

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Friday, April 27, 2007 5:08 PM

Oh bitch no it didn't

*snap snap snap*

*Takes off weave,earrings,fake nails,pruse,flip flops and hands her baby over to Nathan Fillion who looks confused*

COME ON NOW.

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Friday, April 27, 2007 5:13 PM

::vaccuum cleaner grabs a Mexican cage fighting mask from a very confused Nathan Fillion, puts it on, and charges Tinadoll!::

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RPG launcher bought in third world country illegally - $10
Landmines - $50 per
Attack/track dogs bred 1st class - $250-500 per
Highpowered assault rifles - $600 per
The look on your face when I show up on your doorstep with a bigfoot - ... Priceless

"You gotta love that the first pirated HD DVD is the one about space pirates who broadcast a video that the government wants to keep secret.

Can't stop the signal."
-reavers_ate_my_dvd

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Friday, April 27, 2007 5:15 PM

::Gets all Puerto Rican on its ass and unplugs it::

::Kisses a confused Nathan fillion::

....WHAT

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Friday, April 27, 2007 5:17 PM

::sad vaccuum cleaner wishes it was really Mexican and gay so it could enjoy Nathan Fillion too::

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RPG launcher bought in third world country illegally - $10
Landmines - $50 per
Attack/track dogs bred 1st class - $250-500 per
Highpowered assault rifles - $600 per
The look on your face when I show up on your doorstep with a bigfoot - ... Priceless

"You gotta love that the first pirated HD DVD is the one about space pirates who broadcast a video that the government wants to keep secret.

Can't stop the signal."
-reavers_ate_my_dvd

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Friday, April 27, 2007 5:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tinadoll:
::Gets all Puerto Rican on its ass and unplugs it::

Um they don't unplug lassy! Um at least they better not!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Paladin

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Friday, April 27, 2007 5:22 PM