Browncoat Bar and Grill - Geek is Sexy by PhoenixRose

I don't know........Invite a few f*x executives to dinner........Then inform them that THEY are the dinner!!!

Mwahahahahahahahah

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Selena Quintanilla-Pérez (April 16 1971 – March 31 1995)

Forever dreamin' of you.

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Friday, April 27, 2007 3:35 PM

*walks into the thread all glowey with divine powers and stuff*

NO EVIL!

*Smites the Bard*

*makes LA29 a Strawberry Margarita*

so how do I turn you from your evil ways lassy?

Who's next? I AM THE LAW!!!!!!!!!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Paladin

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Friday, April 27, 2007 3:56 PM

LAURELIN

Wheeeeeeee!!

You Are A:

True Neutral Elf Barbarian

Alignment:
True Neutral characters are very rare. They believe that balance is the most important thing, and will not side with any other force. They will do whatever is necessary to preserve that balance, even if it means switching allegiances suddenly.

Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

Primary Class:
Barbarians live outside the 'civilized' They have tribal goverments, and are often nomads. What they may lack in refinement is balanced by there strength of individual character and ability to survive.

Secondary Class:

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Law and Chaos:
Law ----- XXX (3)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXX (9)
Chaos --- XXXXXXX (7)

Good and Evil:
Good ---- XXX (3)
Neutral - XXXXXXX (7)
Evil ---- (0)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXX (8)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Gnome ---- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Halfling - X (1)
Dwarf ---- XXXXXX (6)
Half-Orc - XXX (3)

Class:
Fighter -- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Barbarian -XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Ranger --- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Monk ----- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Paladin -- XXXXXX (6)
Cleric --- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Mage ----- X (1)
Druid ---- XXXXXXX (7)
Thief ---- (-5)
Bard ----- XXXXXXXXX (9)

http://fantasyherald.com/quiz/dand/index.php?mode=

I kick ass!

You're never too old to have a happy childhood!

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Friday, April 27, 2007 5:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
I AM THE LAW!!!!!!!!!

I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALLIANCE!!!!!!!!

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Selena Quintanilla-Pérez (April 16 1971 – March 31 1995)

Forever dreamin' of you.

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 1:50 AM

GEE

*wanders in, fixes himself a cup of green tea and takes test*

My results:

Neutral Good Gnome Fighter

Alignment:
Neutral Good characters believe in the power of good above all else. They will work to make the world a better place, and will do whatever is necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered 'normal'.

Race:
Gnome Are a clever race, relishing in illusions and pratical jokes. They are smaller than dwarves and live in burrows and tunnels in rocky hills and woodlands uninhabited by humans.

Primary Class:
Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.

Hey all

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 1:54 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

I need something to soothe my tummy please

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 2:16 AM

GEE

I recommend green tea & dry toast

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 3:05 AM

*makes PR some steak and scrambled eggs, wheat toast with mango jam, freshly squeezed OJ with a splash of mago juice*

Here you go PR!

Edit: Oh you said to soothe your tummy. I should read better!
*takes the breakfast from PR and gets her some warm Vernors*

PS- Take my test dang it!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Bartender Paladin

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 3:13 AM

PENGUIN

*gives PR a hug* you get to feelin' better...

Barkeep...I'll have a coke to start my day. Got to wash and seal the deck, mow, spray for weeds... Thank god for a nice sunny day finally!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 3:55 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Ugh, I think I'm better now. Ate too much, I bet. Good pizza. Eeeeevil.

Alright already! Sheesh...

You Are A: Chaotic Good Half-Elf Bard

Alignment:
Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.

Race:
Half-Elves are a cross between a human and an elf. They are smaller, like their elven ancestors, but have a much shorter lifespan. They are sometimes looked down upon as half-breeds, but this is rare. They have both the curious drive of humans and the patience of elves.

Primary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Law and Chaos:
Law ----- XX (2)
Neutral - XXXX (4)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXX (8)

Good and Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXX (6)
Neutral - X (1)
Evil ---- (0)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXX (5)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Elf ------ XXXXX (5)
Gnome ---- XXX (3)
Halfling - XX (2)
Dwarf ---- (-4)
Half-Orc - XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)

Class:
Fighter -- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Barbarian -XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Ranger --- XXXXXXX (7)
Monk ----- XXXXXXXX (8)
Paladin -- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Cleric --- XXX (3)
Mage ----- XXX (3)
Druid ---- XXXXXXX (7)
Thief ---- (-10)
Bard ----- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)

I scored low on mage. That makes me kind of sad. The only campaign I ever ran I was an elf mage. That was fun. The people I played with weren't fun, but throwing fireballs and killing everything just to spite them was very fun.

Also it would seem I'm very not evil. *sniff* I wanna be all scary!

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 4:29 AM

*looks at everyone's "detailed Results" and wonders to himself if he should be hanging out with such bad influences*

Mmm pizza..... Dang it PR now I'm hungry!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Paladin

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 5:11 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

OMGOMGOMG!

I am SUCH a geek!

What would have been really cool is if I could have done the caption in binary.
But I'm not that big of a geek

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 5:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
*looks at everyone's "detailed Results" and wonders to himself if he should be hanging out with such bad influences*

Come, join the dark side.

Sorry, couldn't resist!

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Selena Quintanilla-Pérez (April 16 1971 – March 31 1995)

Forever dreamin' of you.

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 9:31 AM

EMMARIGBY

Hmm, this seems pretty accurate actually!

You Are A:

Chaotic Neutral Elf Barbarian

Alignment:
Chaotic Neutral characters are unstable, and frequently insane. They believe in disorder first and foremost, and will thus strive for that disorder in everything they do. This means that they will do whatever seems 'fun' or 'novel' at any given time.

Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

Primary Class:
Barbarians live outside the 'civilized' They have tribal goverments, and are often nomads. What they may lack in refinement is balanced by there strength of individual character and ability to survive.

Secondary Class:

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Law and Chaos:
Law ----- X (1)
Neutral - XXXXXXX (7)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXXX (9)

Good and Evil:
Good ---- XXXXX (5)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXX (9)
Evil ---- (-2)

Race:
Human ---- XXXX (4)
Half-Elf - XXX (3)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Gnome ---- XXXXXX (6)
Halfling - XXXXXXXXX (9)
Dwarf ---- (0)
Half-Orc - XXXX (4)

Class:
Fighter -- XXXXXXXX (8)
Barbarian -XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Ranger --- XXXXX (5)
Monk ----- X (1)
Paladin -- XXXXXXX (7)
Cleric --- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Mage ----- XXXX (4)
Druid ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
Thief ---- (-6)
Bard ----- XXXXXX (6)

___________________

Hissssssssss!

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 1:12 PM

STINKINGROSE

Chaotic Good Elf Bard.

Go figure.

Where can I find a pair of pointy ears?

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 1:27 PM

PENGUIN

True Neutral Halfling Ranger

Alignment:
True Neutral characters are very rare. They believe that balance is the most important thing, and will not side with any other force. They will do whatever is necessary to preserve that balance, even if it means switching allegiances suddenly.

Race:
Halflings are short and fat, like minuature people. (Think 'Hobbits') They enjoy the easy life, but aren't averse to the idea of an adventure from time to time. They get along with all races, and are known for their senses of humor. Halflings also tend to be light of foot, and can move quietly when necessary.

Primary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Secondary Class:

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Law and Chaos:
Law ----- XXX (3)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Chaos --- XXXXXX (6)

Good and Evil:
Good ---- XXXXX (5)
Neutral - XXXXXXXX (8)
Evil ---- (-1)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Gnome ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Halfling - XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Dwarf ---- XXXXX (5)
Half-Orc - (0)

Class:
Fighter -- XXXXXXX (7)
Barbarian -XXX (3)
Ranger --- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Monk ----- XXXXXX (6)
Paladin -- XXX (3)
Cleric --- XXXX (4)
Mage ----- X (1)
Druid ---- XXXXXXX (7)
Thief ----XXXXX (5)
Bard ----- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 1:53 PM

NAVYSEILS

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
What would have been really cool is if I could have done the caption in binary.
But I'm not that big of a geek

I has geek blanket = 010010010010000001101000011000010111001100100000011001110110010101100101011010110010000001100010011011000110000101101110011010110110010101110100

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 3:16 PM

Go Navy!

What it take ya like an hour to come up with that?

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Paladiin

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 3:31 PM

NAVYSEILS

It would have taken me ages if I was working from my notebooks from school as I used to, but I found a decent text to binary translator on the net a while back. I have it bookmarked for emergency situations such as this.

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 4:20 PM

FLYVOTE

Quote:
Originally posted by Navyseils:
Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
What would have been really cool is if I could have done the caption in binary.
But I'm not that big of a geek

I has geek blanket = 010010010010000001101000011000010111001100100000011001110110010101100101011010110010000001100010011011000110000101101110011010110110010101110100

You should fix your capitalization.

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Sunday, April 29, 2007 12:53 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Quote:
Originally posted by Navyseils:
I found a decent text to binary translator on the net a while back. I have it bookmarked for emergency situations such as this.

Awesome!!!

Hey, can you link me to that translator? Or tell me where to divide up the binary since I can't fit it all in one line? (or is breaking it up a big no-no?)

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Sunday, April 29, 2007 2:05 AM

STINKINGROSE

NaV iz geek leet!

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Sunday, April 29, 2007 5:10 AM

FLYVOTE

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:

Hey, can you link me to that translator? Or tell me where to divide up the binary since I can't fit it all in one line? (or is breaking it up a big no-no?)

You can break it up every 8 bits; every eight 1s or 0s.

http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGround/Binary_Conversion/Binary_
To_Text.asp

http://nickciske.com/tools/binary.php

http://www.paulschou.com/tools/xlate/

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Sunday, April 29, 2007 5:44 PM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Hooray!!!

(says 'I has a geek blanket')

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Sunday, April 29, 2007 6:25 PM