Browncoat Bar and Grill - Home of the Sexy Geeks (and witches; happy Beltaine!) by zerokiryu

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*pounce*

Firstiness!!!

*does the Sexy Geek dance*

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Sunday, April 29, 2007 6:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
*does the Sexy Geek dance*

Wow, that IS sexy!!

*Pours himself a glass of Dr. Pepper and pops a couple asprins*

Stress headaches sre the worst, aren't they?

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Selena Quintanilla-Pérez (April 16 1971 – March 31 1995)

Forever dreamin' of you.

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Sunday, April 29, 2007 10:22 PM

Morning all

*wanders over to the bar, fixes himself some green tea and toast*

the sun is up
the sky is blue
it's beautiful..

and I'm at work, free drink for whoever get the lyric and hope everone's day/night (delete according to time difference) is going ok.

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Monday, April 30, 2007 12:14 AM

*Walks up to the bar, fixes himself a 7 & 7 and puts on a pot of the good stuff*

I've had a hell of a weekend, what about everyone else?

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Selena Quintanilla-Pérez (April 16 1971 – March 31 1995)

Forever dreamin' of you.

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Monday, April 30, 2007 12:21 AM

LA walks in with a shopping cart full of flowers and ribbons and begins to decorate the whole bar with pretties....

HAPPY BELTAINE !!!!!

Then she sets out fresh fruit platters,muffins,and assorted breads butter,jelly & honey..

HAPPY BELTAINE !!!

to all my FFF family..

Morning Zero

Thanks for putting up the coffee !

Gee. the song lyrics were from Dear Prudence,yes ?

Bryce
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Would you tell me, please which way I ought to walk from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
"I don't much care where," Alice added as an explanation.
"Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."

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Monday, April 30, 2007 12:28 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*adorns her hair with ribbons and flowers, then ties more all over her dress*

Merry met, Bryce!

If I seem at all frustrated throughout the day, it's because I'm randy as a stoat around Beltaine. Nothing to be worried about.

*spins and dances around until she gets dizzy and has to collapse on a pile of pillows*

Think I'll have some fruit soaked in honey... as soon as I can get up...

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Monday, April 30, 2007 12:37 AM

*Grabs a rose and a chocolate chip muffin*

Thanks La. *Hugs*

This really brightened up my day.

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Selena Quintanilla-Pérez (April 16 1971 – March 31 1995)

Forever dreamin' of you.

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Monday, April 30, 2007 12:37 AM

mornin' drinkers. Happy Beltaine all.

I will be around, gotta get on the tester this morning before they have it scheduled for the rest of the day (from 9 am on), I'll be back around later. I took the weekend (mostly) off of the internet, and probably won't catch up until sometime this afternoon.

* pounds a pint of Guinness and heads downstairs *

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
God? Who's colors' he flyin'?
DRIVE - Monday night, 8 pm on F*X

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Monday, April 30, 2007 12:38 AM

to you PR
Merry Meet indeed

LA weaves some ribbons into her own hair & goes to have some fruit with PR

My pleasure Zero

Yeti, come back to us soon...

It's celebrating time

Bryce
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Monday, April 30, 2007 12:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:

Gee. the song lyrics were from Dear Prudence,yes ?

Yes indeed they were, barkeep, I'll have one of whatever the lady is drinking and a green tea for me please.

Is it happy Beltaine? My pagan fesitvals knowledge is a little weak being solely based on Bernard Cornwall's Arthur trilogy bit I believe spring festival. I also seem to remember something about nailing the first new lamb to a tree as an offering to the gods but could be getting things mixed up. Coming back to me now, feasts, jumping through hoops, big bonfire etc.

I shall have some honey soaked fruit (can't be bad for digestion) and plait my hair specially.

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Monday, April 30, 2007 12:44 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Oye! Who's grabbing me?

*heats her skin to mildly uncomfortable levels and spins away*

Ooooh, sorry zero. That wasn't an invitation, just an explination. But you can dance with us if you want.

*edit* I don't remember anything about killing a lamby. Dancing and celebrating the union of the goddess and the god, new beginnings, fertility, and sex. Bryce? Am I forgetting anything?

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Monday, April 30, 2007 12:56 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
But you can dance with us if you want.

I accept your invitation, to dance that is.

*Gets up and joins in the dancing and spinning about*

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Selena Quintanilla-Pérez (April 16 1971 – March 31 1995)

Forever dreamin' of you.

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Monday, April 30, 2007 1:14 AM

LA hands Gee a flower ! Thank you for the drink

I think we'll skip the lamb sacrifice ...this time

PR- Nope ..I missed the sacrifice part too..As far as I know it's all about the union of the God & Goddess today

LA dances merrily off with Zero & PR..

We're gonna need some shimmerwine for later..
I hope Kelkhil re-stocked after the prom..

to all

Bryce
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Monday, April 30, 2007 1:24 AM

I think he was grabbing a rose, not the Rose.

We're not having the lamb? Awww, but I already got the fire pit ready. Shucks. Anyone up for ribs?

Back to the tester (forgot a file) ...

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
God? Who's colors' he flyin'?

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Monday, April 30, 2007 1:30 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
I think he was grabbing a rose, not the Rose.

Oops!

Honest mistake...

Ribs? Red meat?? YES!!!
Need... wants... precious...

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Monday, April 30, 2007 1:34 AM

*Hands Pr a plate of ribs*

Roses are my second most favorite flowers.

The first being cherry blossoms.

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Selena Quintanilla-Pérez (April 16 1971 – March 31 1995)

Forever dreamin' of you.

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Monday, April 30, 2007 1:36 AM

MMMM lamb ribs..delicious

OK so maybe we WILL sacrifice the lamb after all

LA dances around the bar,hanging ribbons & garlands of flowers everywhere...

Bryce
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Monday, April 30, 2007 1:42 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

I like cherry blossoms, too

Okay, so these are apple blossoms, but they're pretty close, and they smell divine!

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Monday, April 30, 2007 1:46 AM

you look so lovely in that picture..

Later today I will take a picture of the beautiful cherry blossom tree across the street from my building..

LA had some fruit & honey before going back to decorating & dancing...

Bryce
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Monday, April 30, 2007 1:47 AM

So pretty!!!

And the flowers are nice too!!

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Selena Quintanilla-Pérez (April 16 1971 – March 31 1995)

Forever dreamin' of you.

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Monday, April 30, 2007 2:00 AM

PENGUIN

Good *yawns* morning patrons! Is this some sort of pagan holiday?? Do you get the day off??

I'll have a coke to start my day...it's gonna be hot today!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Monday, April 30, 2007 2:03 AM

*walks into the thread all stiff like*

Morning all!

*grabs a mug of the Good Stuff*

Anyone got any aloe?

*Shows off his monster sunburn*

What a gorgeous weekend we had here in Mich! Did a butt load of yard work! (mainly cuz I was tired of working inside and it was so nice out!)

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Lobster-Red Paladin

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Monday, April 30, 2007 2:04 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:
Is this some sort of pagan holiday?? Do you get the day off??

Yes and only if we request it (I generally do)

*edit* Yikes! Poor shirtless one!
*runs to fridge and gets a large bottle of aloe vera juice*
Here, pour some of this on.
*soaks a very soft cloth in the cold juice and dabs it on Kel's back*

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Monday, April 30, 2007 2:09 AM

*Gets Penguin a coke*

We had good weather in Ohio too, but I wouldn't call it a good weekend.

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Selena Quintanilla-Pérez (April 16 1971 – March 31 1995)

Forever dreamin' of you.

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Monday, April 30, 2007 2:18 AM

Ooh, we had at least 15 lbs of meat at a cookout I helped to put on yesterday. It was good.

* gets out the post-holer and starts making a hole for the May-pole *

I think a cold Mountain Dew would hit the spot at the moment.

* eats some berries and honey and continues to dig the hole *

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
God? Who's colors' he flyin'?
DRIVE - Monday night, 8 pm on F*X

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Monday, April 30, 2007 2:25 AM

*Gets RIMG an ice-cold Mountain Dew*

Mmmmmmm........

Barbecue sounds soooooooo good!!!

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Selena Quintanilla-Pérez (April 16 1971 – March 31 1995)

Forever dreamin' of you.

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Monday, April 30, 2007 2:25 AM

MAVOURNEEN

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
*walks into the thread all stiff like*

Did a butt load of yard work!

Morning, everyone.

Well, Cause Kel is so cool, I have to do everything he does.
He quits smoking...so do I.
He gets all stiff like from yard work...so do I.

I helped my neighbor plant about a jillion pachysandra plants on a small hill that separates our two properties. My back is killin' me.

*Gulps the Good Stuff*

*off to research Beltane, so I can know for what I'm wishing my friends well on*

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Monday, April 30, 2007 2:30 AM

I grilled Pork Loin in a ginger plumb sauce yesterday. It was pretty good. First I had tried that particular sauce.

Laurelin got burned on her cheeks. Looks like she is blushing constantly now!

EDIT: Are you stalking me from afar Mavs? Immitation is the best form of flattery but this is getting weird!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Paladin

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Monday, April 30, 2007 3:29 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
I grilled Pork Loin in a ginger plumb sauce yesterday.

Mmmmmmmmmm. Ginger. Mmmmmmmmm. Plum. So, while I was at Job #2 this weekend, MsQ did a "butt load" of yard work and got burnt, too. Wasn't a total loss on my part: I got to see RMMC for a bit and she seems to be doing pretty good. Losing a mom is never an easy thing.

But Happy and Joyous Beltaine to all. Must be an internal thing for some of us (read: subconscious). My post for today was to announdce an invention I perfected over the weekend and wondered if you'd want to try it out at the pub.

For a about a week now I kept seeing what I believe is a new product at the store: SoftSoap Pomegranate & Mango body wash. I kept thinking that sounds yummy. MsQ needed some and I got some for her and some for me. (It was a 2-4-1 special.) Used it this morning and it smells great. My shampoo is sour apple. My handsoap is Cinnamon and Fig. Got me to thinking and with all the flowers garnishing this thread it couldn't be a more appropriate time.

So as my Beltaine gift to the Pub may I present the Botanical Converter Machine. It takes your favorite florally, fruity scented soap, shampoo, body wash, spray, mist, bubble bath, whatever and turns it into a potable concoction for you to enjoy!

"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." George Bernard Shaw

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Monday, April 30, 2007 3:32 AM

Jonny, that is an awesome invention. :)

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion

God? Who's colors' he flyin'?

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Monday, April 30, 2007 3:34 AM

Yeah, that is pretty cool.

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Selena Quintanilla-Pérez (April 16 1971 – March 31 1995)

Forever dreamin' of you.

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Monday, April 30, 2007 4:05 AM

JQ ..that is a perfect Beltaine present !

Mav- just don't go dyeing your hair blonde or we won't be able to tell you & kelkhil apart

LA has some more coffee & start attaching ribbons to the maypole..

Penguin..it is Beltaine today ..one of the best holidays in the verse !

Bryce
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Monday, April 30, 2007 4:15 AM

*Grabs a mug of coffee*

Oooooooooh, a maypole.

*Helps LA attach ribbons to the maypole*

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Selena Quintanilla-Pérez (April 16 1971 – March 31 1995)

Forever dreamin' of you.

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Monday, April 30, 2007 4:38 AM

I have just had a horrible thought, I know that there is a may pole and that's cool but there's not going to be morris dancing is there?

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Monday, April 30, 2007 4:39 AM

thanks for the help Zero..

LA hands Zero a cherry blossom branch, with all the pretty pink & white flowers still on it..

LA makes some flower crowns ...

Kelkhil ..I think you need one of these

Gee..what in the verse is Morris dancing ?

Bryce
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Monday, April 30, 2007 4:49 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Kelkhil ..I think you need one of these

Why I think you might be try'n to trick me into something Lassy!

RIMG - do you ever take my test from the last thread? Hop to it!

http://fantasyherald.com/quiz/dand/index.php?mode=

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Paladin

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Monday, April 30, 2007 4:52 AM

Can't get to it on fed computer, it'll have to wait for home. I am pretty sure I will be a Chaotic Evil Dwarf [ some fighter class here ].

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion

God? Who's colors' he flyin'?

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Monday, April 30, 2007 4:55 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
JQ ..that is a perfect Beltaine present !

Mav- just don't go dyeing your hair blonde or we won't be able to tell you & kelkhil apart

Even as a Blond, I don't think we'll have any trouble on that account...

Thanks (as always

) for the kiss. Can I get one of them flowery hood ornaments?

"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." George Bernard Shaw

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Monday, April 30, 2007 4:58 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
...I am pretty sure I will be a Chaotic Evil Dwarf...

*snikker*
*snurf*
*sput*
*GUFFAW!*
*hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*
*gasp*
*wheeze*
"jimi-dwarf!"

"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." George Bernard Shaw

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Monday, April 30, 2007 4:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
thanks for the help Zero..

LA hands Zero a cherry blossom branch, with all the pretty pink & white flowers still on it..

LA makes some flower crowns ...

Kelkhil ..I think you need one of these

Gee..what in the verse is Morris dancing ?

Bryce
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Would you tell me, please which way I ought to walk from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
"I don't much care where," Alice added as an explanation.
"Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."

Morris dancing is a form of English folk dance, often involving bad beards, bells, hankies, sticks and real ale. The correct attitude towards it is best summed up by Oscar Wilde and here I quote, 'A man should try anything once except for incest and morris dancing.'

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Monday, April 30, 2007 5:01 AM

Yeah I kinda caught the irony there as well!

6'6" C/E Dwarf? hehehehehehe

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Paladin

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Monday, April 30, 2007 5:10 AM

Just on the issue of height, if a 6 foot 6 dwarf is a contradiction then what about a 6 foot 3 gnome. I get the feeling that height is a frame of mind, still this might explain why I am such a klutz, after all, my gnome brain can't control my human(ish) body!

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Monday, April 30, 2007 5:15 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Hey Gee.

So as I was lifting the Pics from Mavs' and Kel's respective buckets, I see this quit smoking ad on Mavs'. With this guy:

It kinda freaked me out. Again. (I saw him last week, too.)

"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." George Bernard Shaw

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Monday, April 30, 2007 5:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
LA hands Zero a cherry blossom branch, with all the pretty pink & white flowers still on it..

Thank you!!!!

It's so pretty!

If height is a frame of mind then I'm at least 6'.

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Selena Quintanilla-Pérez (April 16 1971 – March 31 1995)

Forever dreamin' of you.

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Monday, April 30, 2007 5:20 AM

When I was in Portland Ore a few years ago they had a billboard with 2 cowboys (assuming a shot at Malboro(sp)) riding side by side that was absolutly HI-Larious!

One was looking over to the other and the caption said:

"I miss my lung Bob"

I have pics of it somewhere along with the many others with the same premisis(sp again). They were all over the Blocks that Powells is on.

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Paladin

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Monday, April 30, 2007 5:50 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

The most profound and disturbing anti-smoking commercial I ever saw was the one with Yul Brynner, shown shortly after his death. Wiki explains:

Brynner died on October 10, 1985 (the same day as Orson Welles, his costar in The Battle of Neretva) in New York City. The cause of death was lung cancer brought on by smoking. Throughout his life, Brynner was always seen with a cigarette in his hand. In January 1985, nine months before his death, he gave an interview on Good Morning America, expressing his desire to make an anti-smoking commercial. A clip from that interview was made into just such a public service announcement by the American Cancer Society, and released after his death; it includes the warning "Now that I'm gone, I tell you, don't smoke."

*shudder*

Ironically, 1985 is the same year I started smoking...

"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." George Bernard Shaw

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Monday, April 30, 2007 5:54 AM

Hmm 1985.... I was 11 so I didn't officially start for another 4 or so years. I tried it a few times before then and was actually buying them for myself when I was 15/16 ish.

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Paladin

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Monday, April 30, 2007 6:12 AM