Browncoat Bar & Grill - Warming up for Cinco de Mayo by Kelkhil

I'm happy IOK I need a large diet coke and a big box of tranquilizers ( for the kids) nothing more fun then kids at the peak of spring being confined in longer than usual classes while they take test after test)

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 5:45 AM

*gets MSG her Diet Coke with Lime and some pretty darts from under the counter*

I had to take these from DTH yesterday. Putting my patrons to sleep is bad for business

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Paladin

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 5:47 AM

Cinco de Mayo, can't wait!!!!!!!

My family always does something for it.

Hello and hugs to all that want one!!

We had a string of bad weather here last night.

Tornado sirens went off, didn't actually see one (Thank god!!) but we got some pretty good hail.

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Rosa Rubicundior, Lilio Candidior

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 5:49 AM

GEE

I'd like a green tea please kel and have you got any pain killers back ther, fell down one step at work and have effed up my ankle, really hoping I haven't done something stupid to it!

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 6:06 AM

PENGUIN

Cinco de mayo is just another day....

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 6:09 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:
Cinco de mayo is just another day....

....For DRINKING!!!!

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 6:14 AM

CAUSAL

It's my understanding that Cinco de Mayo celebrates a Mexican military victory over the French. But what's so special about that? Who hasn't defeated the French?

But hell, I'll have a brew anyway.

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 6:44 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Causal:
Who hasn't defeated the French?

In the words of Robin Williams:

"If the French had a baseball team,(In a French accent) there would be no left field and no one would be safe."

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Rosa Rubicundior, Lilio Candidior

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 6:47 AM

OYE FELIZ CINCO DE MAYO

*has nachos and hope that helps the blockege*

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 7:11 AM

MAVOURNEEN

Quote:
Originally posted by Causal:
But what's so special about that? Who hasn't defeated the French?

Gorramnit, man. I just spit Fresca on my monitor!

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 7:36 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by Mavourneen:
Gorramnit, man. I just spit Fresca on my monitor!

Fresca means "Fresh" in Spanish. Was it a French monitor?

"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." George Bernard Shaw

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 8:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Causal:
Who hasn't defeated the French?

Ummm... As a first guess I would have to say *Glances Northward about 150 miles* Canada?

I mean half the country still speaks it as a primary language

No offense to my neighbors to the north. I mean, I'm sure they just haven't given you enough of a reason yet.

*prepares a prune smoothie for Tina*
Hope you feel better soon deary!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Paladin

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 8:13 AM

CAUSAL

Quote:
Originally posted by Mavourneen:
Gorramnit, man. I just spit Fresca on my monitor!

Day: made.

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 8:21 AM

LMAO @ Mav..

Girl...Now you know to swallow your drink before clicking on this thread :)

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 9:08 AM

EMMARIGBY

Hi guys, I NEEED a drink. And I'm not talking second hand Fresca here, thanks!

Tough lesson!

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Hissssssssss!

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 9:10 AM

Ok you guys are dangerous. Now my principal thinks I'm a nut job. I was just reading the part about who hasn't defeated the French and Mav spitting and howling with laughter as he walked in and asked me what was so funny and when I tried to explain he just looked at me like a nut ball:)

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 9:21 AM

*hears that a patron is parched*

*gets Emma a good stiff drink*

Hey MSG we're not nutballs and if you like I can fly over there and prove it to him ! I will march right up to him and bap him with my picket sign!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Paladin

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 9:24 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
looked at me like a nut ball:)

We're not nut balls, we are just very very insane.

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 9:28 AM

Wrong thread Zero :P

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 9:33 AM

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Originally posted by Tinadoll:
Wrong thread Zero :P

Not really.

I'm insane wherever I go, I just hide it really well.

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Rosa Rubicundior, Lilio Candidior

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 9:34 AM

Yes but are we cool??? Go take this were you cool in high school test

http://www.elks590.org/main/cooltest.htm

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 9:38 AM

Haha Zero- You weird weird person

LOL MSG- YOU GOT ME. I"M A DORK!

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 9:39 AM

GEE

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
Yes but are we cool??? Go take this were you cool in high school test

http://www.elks590.org/main/cooltest.htm

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

Can I just save time and admit no?

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 9:39 AM

LOL!!!

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Rosa Rubicundior, Lilio Candidior

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 9:50 AM

Already a dork here and I have proof

| What other kinda person would put Paladin in his title and be proud!

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 9:54 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

"Nutball" is redundant.

"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." George Bernard Shaw

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 10:24 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tinadoll:
You weird weird person

Aren't we all?

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 10:31 AM

hey drinkers and nutballs,

Missed y'all today. Work computer didn't let me get on, and once at home I was workin' on things with Ami, so this is the first chance I have. Gotta go to work soon too. :\

Jonny - I love your new sig, did you make it ??

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion

God? Who's colors' he flyin'?

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 10:33 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
Jonny - I love your new sig, did you make it ??

I, uh, "found" it. And Penguin (who else) made it purty.

"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." George Bernard Shaw

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 10:34 AM

Hey RIMG good to see ya around!

*gets RIMG a bottle of Jameson*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Paladin

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 10:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by zerokiryu:
Quote:
Originally posted by Tinadoll:
You weird weird person

Aren't we all?

No. I am insane.

:)

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 10:36 AM

Yes, Penguin does shiny work.

*looks in hand to see bottle of Jameson there*

*sniff* Kel, you're my favorite bartender ever. :)

* downs a healthy portion of the whiskey (read: all of it) and heads out to work *

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion

God? Who's colors' he flyin'?

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 10:45 AM

LOL

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 10:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tinadoll:
Quote:
Originally posted by zerokiryu:
Quote:
Originally posted by Tinadoll:
You weird weird person

Aren't we all?

No. I am insane.

:)

Wierd, insane, we're all pretty much the same.

I am an insane wierdo.

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Rosa Rubicundior, Lilio Candidior

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 10:47 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
LOL

I know this is for me. What did I say?

"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." George Bernard Shaw

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 10:49 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by zerokiryu:
Rosa Rubicundior, Lilio Candidior

"Red Rover, Red Rover, can Lillie come over?"

"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." George Bernard Shaw

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 11:02 AM

*sees LA29 on the board and gets her Strawberry Margarita ready*

Anyone else need a drink?

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Bartender

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 11:29 AM

PENGUIN

Yes!!

Something non caffeine....7up or sprite, please!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 11:46 AM

Something with a LOT of caffeine for me, please

Quote:
"Red Rover, Red Rover, can Lillie come over?"

It's Latin, it means: "Redder Than The Rose, Whiter Than The Lily."

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 11:53 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Kelkhil..you really are the bestest bartender ever ! Thanks for the margarita

Hi Penguin

Hi Zero

Bryce
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Would you tell me, please which way I ought to walk from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
"I don't much care where," Alice added as an explanation.
"Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 1:27 PM

STINKINGROSE

It always frightens me when somebody tells me I'm one of the sanest people they know.

I just try not to imagine who they normally hang out with.. it boggles the mind.

One of our NPs was reading an article in the paper that said that not only is Saturday Cinco de Mayo, it is also Naked Gardening Day!

A sombrero, a spade, and a smile!

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 1:36 PM

PENGUIN

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 7:43 PM

Naked Gardening Day?

My neighbors had better be really thankful that I don't have a garden right now.

I bottled my Dark Cherry Stout yesterday. It smelled good, and was about 5% alcohol.

(apologies if I have mentioned this before, it's been a ruttin' long day).

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion

God? Who's colors' he flyin'?

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 7:50 PM

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN

LOL! People start talking about naked and I show up. Figures...

Hello all!

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 8:15 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

*races in and ninja hugs her Whimsy*

Hello all - it's the third of May here already and I haven't had a bucket full of Baileys yet...

*snaffles up her Baileys and blows kisses to all the patrons as she disappears out the door again!*

...bye!!

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 8:32 PM

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN

*head spins at the swiftness of the entry/exit*

Hi Magda!

Bye Magda!

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 9:09 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Waaaa! What have I missed???

Um, I am weird, and a nutcase, and I was not cool in high school (don't need a test to tell me that) and in my high-school like workplace, I'm still not cool. I have often been told by coworkers (in all my jobs) "You are the weirdest person I've ever met." and this has made me proud.

*throws heart-shaped confetti in the air*

Love to everybody!

*curls up in a hammock by the fire because she's still much sleepier than she should be*

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 9:30 PM