CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #20 by TenthCrewMember

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Better late than never! Here's the week #19 winner of Caption Tightpants!

And now a not-so-Mexican standoff...

Monty: Uh, Bridgette, I think that's the one that runs on batteries...
Kaylee(OS): Shiny! Can I see?

Okay, you know how to play! Have at it!

BWAH!

TCM

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 8:25 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Mal, Monty, and Bridgette rehearsing a scene from Annie Get Yer Gun.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 8:28 AM

MUTT999

Mal: "Pirate!!"
YoSaffBridge: "Ninja!!"

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"That's the buffet table."
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Saturday, April 28, 2007 8:36 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

YoSaff: You eat it!
Mal: I'm not gonna eat it, you eat it@
Yosaff: I'm not gonna eat it! Hey, lets get Monty!
Mal: Ya he'll eat it, he'll eat anything!

---- plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 9:03 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Mal: I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.

Or...

YoSaff: I was thinking more of a graze.

Or...

Mal: (fighting tears) His... his... Soupcatcher... it completed me.

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 11:33 AM

GHOULFISH

Mal and Saffron in an all out eye poking competion following in the footsteps of 3 great men - the three stooges

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 12:48 PM

RYCE

Monty: I now pronounce these star-crossed....uh...pistol-crossed lovers...uh...enemies...oh, gorram it you too, just get that divorce already!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 1:07 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Mal: So is this the part where we exchange certain bullets?

BWAH!

TCM

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 1:14 PM

DEBBIE

Monty: Name your game.

Bridgette: Russian Roulette.

Mal: NO,NO,NO, She'll cheet. Jane you bring the grenades?

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 1:16 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by Mutt999:
Mal: "Pirate!!"
YoSaffBridge: "Ninja!!"

Winner!

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 1:24 PM

EMMARIGBY

Quote:
Originally posted by Debbie:

Morris dancing was a lot more interesting when you used guns istead of sticks, bells and hankies

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Hissssssssss!

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 3:27 PM

Now judging the first entry in the Pro-Celebrity artistic fast-draw contest -- Mr. Monty Carlo!

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 6:25 PM

GHOULFISH

Saffron: Your guns empty
Mal: No your guns empty

Other guy:
Cant we just all get along

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 6:46 PM

JPSTARGAZER

YoSafBridge: "Take it back!"
Mal: "What, he DOES look like David Crosby."

OR

Christina: "Point the gun here, not here please..."
Nathan (raising his gun and eyes): "Oh, sorry."

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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Sunday, April 29, 2007 2:00 AM

DEBBIE

Monty: aaww come on you two it's all fun and games

Mal: Mostly games.

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Sunday, April 29, 2007 2:45 AM

EMMARIGBY

Quote:
Originally posted by Debbie:

After comparing weapons, Mal commented sulkily that it was what he did with his that counted.

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Hissssssssss!

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Sunday, April 29, 2007 5:05 AM

SIMONWHO

Afterwards someone explained to Monty that it was ten paces then fire, not ten inches.

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Sunday, April 29, 2007 6:24 AM

MDNIGHTRADIO7L

Quote:
Originally posted by Debbie:

Monty: All right, we're gonna settle this once and for all: WHICH ONE OF YOU SHOT NICE GUY EDDIE?

“I loath bus stations. Terrible places. Full of lost luggage and lost souls.”

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Sunday, April 29, 2007 12:10 PM

CHOO1701

MAl: ha! now i have the upper hand....wait...is that my gun?

and

Saffron: you cheated!
Mal: Pirate

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Sunday, April 29, 2007 4:16 PM

ANOBJECTINSPACE

YoSaf: Your finally the bigger 'man' for once, Malcolm Reynolds.

Monty stares decidedly at Mal trying his hardest not to Grab YoSaf's butt at inappropriate moments.

YoSaf: Nice peice.
Mal: Hey guns up here.

Mal: If I close my eyes she can't shoot me.

.....
"It's just an Object"
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Sunday, April 29, 2007 6:25 PM

MONTY: Malcolm, if she kills you can I have your coat?
MAL: Fine, as long as you promise to try on her dress if I have to kill her...
YOSAFFBRIDGE: Shut up. You're both the wrong size.

bun on the run

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Sunday, April 29, 2007 8:22 PM

CAPTAINCOUPI

After an embarrasing moment they both had to admit their trigger guards had become snagged and ask Monty for help.

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Sunday, April 29, 2007 10:28 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

(inspired by the Annie Get your Gun ref)

BATTLE OF THE SEX-ERS

YOSAF:"Anyone you can do i can do better, i can do anyone better than you."
MAL:"No you can't!"
YOSAF:"Yes i can!"
MAL:"No you can't!"
YOSAF:"Yes i can!"
MAL:"No you can't!"
YOSAF:"Yes i can, yes i caaaaaaaaan!!!"

OR

MONTY:"It's rude to point..."

OR

MAL:"HAHAHA! YOU DIDN'T SAY BWAH! I WIN!"
YOSAF:"Gorammit!"

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Monday, April 30, 2007 12:18 AM

KMS

Quote:
Mal: "Pirate!!"
YoSaffBridge: "Ninja!!"

Monty: I thought it was Caveman vs. Astronaut.
Mal & YoSaffBridge both turn their guns on Monty.

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Monday, April 30, 2007 2:37 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Monty: Mal, can I have your ship?
Mal: No.
Monty: If you die, can I have your ship?
Mal: Yes.

OR

Monty: We surveyed 100 people, top 5 answers are on the board, the question is "Who's an easy mark?"
Mal: HER!
Yosaff: HIM!
Kaylee(OS): SIMON!

OR

Mal: Tell ya what, you come over to this side, and I'll see that you get your share.
Yosaff: How much?
Mal: It ain't no sad 7, that's for sure!
Monty: Hey! It ain't the size, but how you use it!

BWAH!

TCM

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Monday, April 30, 2007 7:50 PM

CAPTAINCOUPI

Monty: I know you saw Penn and Teller doing it in Vegas, but the 'catching the bullet between your teeth' trick just isn't possible even at this close range.

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Monday, April 30, 2007 8:47 PM

CHOO1701

Monty: seriously Mal, just take off the bikini, were begging you...

and

Saffron: yeah...well...his is bigger anyway!
Mal: i don't even have a moustache!!!

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Tuesday, May 1, 2007 8:49 PM

Mal's worst nightmare: Yet again Saffron traps him into an obscure wedding ritual in front of a witness.

bun

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Tuesday, May 1, 2007 8:57 PM

THEREALME

The remake of "Mister and Mrs Smith" was just not going according to plan.

OR

MAL: Stop, or I'll...

SAFFRON: >BANG!!<

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Tuesday, May 1, 2007 9:04 PM

ANOBJECTINSPACE

Monty: You put your guns in the middle and shake them all about.

YoSaf:Ni de Gaowan feichang xiao.
Mal:Yeah well...I seen you without clothes on.

Mal:You gotta watch out for them lips Monty, they can just a man right out.
Jayne(OS): That's why I don't kiss them there.

Mal: Old Independant rules; first one to die loses.

Monty: Mal! Bridgett!
Mal and YoSaf: Monty!

Worrying that George Lucas might come along neither of the two wanted to shoot first.

.....
"It's just an Object"

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Tuesday, May 1, 2007 11:43 PM

WALRUS

The unbreakable bond of marriage

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 2:37 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

SAFFRON: I won't tell no one how easy...I...got...your...gun?
MAL: You're not the only one with skills, dollface.
SAFFRON: gorramit.
MONTY: Niiiice...

OR

MAL: Gorramit, Monty, where's YOUR gun?
MONTY: I, uh, well, it's like this...err...hey, is that an iron lung? *runs off*

OR

SAFFRON: Oh gawd! What's that horrid smell?
MAL: Old war buddy bond.
MONTY: Yeah, there's a reason our coats are brown.
Let's just say they'll never see the light of a laundromat!

BWAH!

TCM

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 6:18 AM

INEVERMARRIED

Mal and YoSafBridge's demonstration of "Paper, Scissors, Guns" looked to be getting out of hand.

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 1:31 PM

CAPTAINCOUPI

Mal wished that Monty would move slightly to the left. The shine from his forehead was getting in his eyes and affecting his aim.

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Thursday, May 3, 2007 8:34 AM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

"She Make you shave your beard too, Mal?"

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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Thursday, May 3, 2007 5:04 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Mal's worst nightmare: Yet again Saffron traps him into an obscure wedding ritual in front of a witness.

bun

Good one.

Monty:"Guys, it's suppose to be a shotgun wedding."

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Thursday, May 3, 2007 6:34 PM

Veteran:
Monty:"Guys, it's suppose to be a shotgun wedding."
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eeeeeee-heeeeeeeee! excellent.
But now I have to think of one...

MAL: Tell me more good stuff about me...

bun
~stuff & nonsense~

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Friday, May 4, 2007 2:53 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Monty:"Ok Bridgette, I can see you're not lining up your shot quite right. At this angle you'd be lucky to wing him in the ear."
Mal:"Monty, she's playing not you!"

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Friday, May 4, 2007 4:45 PM

DRAGONWINE

......back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other!

Ask the blind man, he saw it all.

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 8:21 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Some awesome quotes this week!

Which means it MUST BE...

VOTING TIME!!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1040142

Remember,always vote for 2!

BWAH!

TCM

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 8:10 PM

Love the moonbrians, TC! Tender, tasty -- and
good dancers, too.

VOTEY-BUMP to keep this up top so people can
VOTEY-BUMP and repeat the cycle.

bun
~turtle~
~expo~
~who?~

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Sunday, May 6, 2007 5:49 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT!

Votey-Bump!

BWAH!

TCM

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Sunday, May 6, 2007 1:34 PM

VOTE.
And then embrace your inner bump.

bun
~Bastards winged my turtle~
~We aim to explonentiate~
~Who is Pill Bardy?~

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Monday, May 7, 2007 8:22 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Monty: Ménage à What!?!

Caption Bumpage...

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Monday, May 7, 2007 12:10 PM

DOYOUFLIP

I know I'm late, but just for fun...

Monty: Mal, I beg you...not the left boob. It's my very favorite one.

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Monday, May 7, 2007 7:24 PM

FLORALBUNNY: Saff, I beg you, not the left nostril...

bun on the run

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Tuesday, May 8, 2007 5:14 PM