pirate or ninja? by tyrantkiller

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pirate or ninja?

POSTED BY: TYRANTKILLER
UPDATED: Friday, May 4, 2007 10:26
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Friday, April 27, 2007 1:32 PM

CAPTAINCOUPI

Yo Ho Yo Ho! Pirate.

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Friday, April 27, 2007 1:33 PM

CALIFORNIAKAYLEE

~CK

You can't take the sky from me...

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Friday, April 27, 2007 1:36 PM

TINADOLL

Quote:
Originally posted by Ghoulfish:
sorry tinadoll - i had disconnected my brain for the night before i posted that
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Forgiven..I mean i post in the Psychotic thread all the time..

:)

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Friday, April 27, 2007 2:20 PM

PENGUIN

Quote:
Originally posted by Tinadoll:
*smacks a penguin on the back of the head*

Hey...I laughed at the butt-pirate reference!

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Friday, April 27, 2007 3:01 PM

ZEROKIRYU

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Originally posted by CaliforniaKaylee:

I second that!!!!

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Forever dreamin' of you.

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Friday, April 27, 2007 3:33 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

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Friday, April 27, 2007 3:40 PM

SISTER

chocolate ninja!

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Friday, April 27, 2007 3:42 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Blue Blaze irregular

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Friday, April 27, 2007 4:11 PM

TINADOLL

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:
Quote:
Originally posted by Tinadoll:
*smacks a penguin on the back of the head*

Hey...I laughed at the butt-pirate reference!

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Friday, April 27, 2007 5:55 PM

ZEROKIRYU

Quote:
Originally posted by Sister:
chocolate ninja!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........

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Friday, April 27, 2007 6:01 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Pirate for me, as well.

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Friday, April 27, 2007 7:07 PM

GHOULFISH

There is only one problem with ninja's , they don't have guns like pirates. All the pro moves in the world can't stop a speeding bullet at point blank

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Friday, April 27, 2007 7:41 PM

ALMEDA

pirate

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Friday, April 27, 2007 8:05 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Publishers Clearinghouse winner

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Friday, April 27, 2007 11:27 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Quote:
Originally posted by Kayna:
I wanna be a Jedi!!
...
...
Actually, not really. I just want a lightsaber.

Is Jedi an option? I would totally vote Jedi!

No?

Quote:
Originally posted by Ghoulfish:
There is only one problem with ninja's , they don't have guns like pirates. All the pro moves in the world can't stop a speeding bullet at point blank

And no bullet will stop a thowing star handled by a master.

Dodge this!

I think ninja. I lurve pirates, but in the end they drink too much and are screwed without their guns. Ninjas are deadly with all manner of things, and they're so gorramn sneaky.
Pirates might be better to hang out with....
No, nix that. They're the ones who went raping and pillaging, aren't they? Might not be the safest company to keep. Though neither would ninjas, but for different reasons.

Hell, now I are confused.

Okay, let's do the 'who would win in a battle' thing, then.
Ninjas. Because they're sneaky and don't give a damn how they kill you as long as you die. (not talking samurai, here, talking ninjas; do not confuse the two) they're fast and could avoid the drunk pirates. They would kick butt!

That was probably a lot more elaboration than asked for, since we were asked not to elaborate. I'm a rebel, though!

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 12:02 AM

SUPERFLUOUS

'The Pirate Formerly Known As Ninja' or (TPFKAN).

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 1:23 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

NEO MAXED ZOOMED DWEEBIE

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Sunday, April 29, 2007 12:34 PM

ORANGEHAT

PIRATE!

That nerdy hat

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Monday, April 30, 2007 9:24 AM

HIGGINS

Pirate! As in "dashing, space ...."

"Crime and politics, little girl. The situation is always fluid."

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Monday, April 30, 2007 9:35 AM

ZEROKIRYU

Wasn't someone supposed to tally these things up?

I agree FMF, we ninja don't care how you die, as long as you die.

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Tuesday, May 1, 2007 3:44 AM

KAYNA

I love my captain

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
I think ninja. I lurve pirates, but in the end they drink too much and are screwed without their guns.

Well some of them do know how to use knives and swords and such.

Quote:

Pirates might be better to hang out with....
No, nix that. They're the ones who went raping and pillaging, aren't they?

Well that depends on which pirates you're hanging around. Most did do the pillaging thing. They wouldn't be pirates if they didn't. As to the rape, you just have to choose the right band of brigands. Hell, some of them were women (though they didn't always want anyone else to know that) I have a book around here somewhere...It's called "Booty! Girl Pirates on the High Seas"

Quote:

Okay, let's do the 'who would win in a battle' thing, then.
Ninjas. Because they're sneaky and don't give a damn how they kill you as long as you die.

Pirates don't exactly have a lot qualms about fighting dirty either.
Anyway, I think a pirate would win 'cause he/she'd bring backup.

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Tuesday, May 1, 2007 7:58 AM

TYRANTKILLER

so at this point, (from what i can decipher,) the score stands:

pirate 19

ninja 16

but i throw in my opinion of ninja's being teh bomb and bring up that there are in fact gunslinger ninjas bringing it to:

pirate 19

ninja 17

keep posting!

"when you cant run, you crawl, and when you cant do that, you find a friend to carry you!"
-the browncoats

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Tuesday, May 1, 2007 8:17 AM

ZEROKIRYU

Quote:
Originally posted by Kayna:
I think a pirate would win 'cause he/she'd bring backup.

Oh, there would be more ninjas.

You just wouldn't know because they'd be lurking in the shadows, waiting to throw thier kunai.

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Tuesday, May 1, 2007 9:03 AM

KAYNA

I love my captain

Yeah...Well..um...Pirates have big boats...with cannons!

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Op: You're fighting a war you've already lost.
Mal: Yeah, well I'm known for that.

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Tuesday, May 1, 2007 9:11 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

But, remember the part where ninjas are sneaky? It's not just fighting dirty (and possibly in great numbers) but fighting sneaky dirty. They will kill you in your sleep. They will sneak past the cannons. They will bring you rum and get you drunk and slit your throat, man!

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Thursday, May 3, 2007 4:37 AM

MRSHINYVERSE

NINJAAAAAAAAAAA

"I'm here for a good time, not a long time" - that's my motto, or it might be if I start having a motto

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Thursday, May 3, 2007 2:03 PM

MAIMAI

ninjas all the way dude!! :biggrin*

"My food is problematic..." <--River

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Thursday, May 3, 2007 2:07 PM

GHOULFISH

Pirates can be sneaky too
and ninjas dont have hats with big feathers

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Thursday, May 3, 2007 2:19 PM

PENGUIN

(except for HK!)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Thursday, May 3, 2007 2:49 PM

ZEROKIRYU

MaiMai, Wolf's Rain, coooool!!

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Thursday, May 3, 2007 4:30 PM

MIMA

pirate

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Thursday, May 3, 2007 6:34 PM

DREAMWALKER

"Yo ho, yo ho a pirate's life for me."

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Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: Oh God, of God, we're all going to die?

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Friday, May 4, 2007 12:00 AM

MAIMAI

Yes, wolf's rain is awesome ^^ but, obviously, firefly is better and so are ninjas

"My food is problematic..." <--River

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Friday, May 4, 2007 12:04 AM

MYKALWANE

I may be wrong, but weren't ninjas the japanese version of pirates? Still I say ninjas because true ninjas are easy to reproduce, true pitates kill each other.

Someday

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Friday, May 4, 2007 12:19 AM

MAIMAI

but...but ninjas have the pointy pokers that they poke people with...and...and they can be invisible and...and...um...and they have demons trapped inside of their bodies!

well...at least some do

pirates are cool, but ninjas are better...so is Firefly...and anime...

"My food is problematic..." <--River

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Friday, May 4, 2007 3:12 AM

CAUSAL

Ninja

HiiiiiiyYAH!

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Friday, May 4, 2007 3:52 AM

ZEROKIRYU

Quote:
Originally posted by MaiMai:
but ninjas are better...so is Firefly...and anime...

I couldn't have said it better.....

It's a fact, ninjas stalk pirates, waiting to kill them.....

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Friday, May 4, 2007 9:20 AM

GRIZWALD

I'm loving all the obscure references on this thread, even the ones I don't get.

Hafta say I'm neither ninja nor pirate. Is "farmer" an option?

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Friday, May 4, 2007 9:43 AM

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN

Ninja!

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Friday, May 4, 2007 10:26 AM

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The "I may look like a scientist, but I'm actually also a pirate" badge.

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