Imponderable Watercooler - Entertain Me by Mavourneen

Firsties?
*does the dance of firstienss*
*after the dance is complete whistles and two men with brief cases walk into thread with a peace of paper*

*Hands paper to Mavs*

*First Man* Miss Mavs. It appears that yesterday upon leaving you inappropriotly grabbed Kelkhil's "tushy". He has filed a complaint with our office and I will recite said complaint now.

"To all who witnessed the act let it be known that Kelkhil took great offense in the inappropriot touching and furthermore would request that it not happen again. It was a derelection of duty by Miss Mavs to touch him is such a manner.
The next time she feels it is warrented he formally requests that you do it right! Grab a handful Woman!"

*The suit smiles at Mavs and leaves the thread*

Sorry couldn't resist!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Friday, May 18, 2007 4:20 AM

Morning all...At least I think it's morning. I really really really need coffee. Field trip was fine ( eventually after the mass of immaturity settled a bit) It was a Ropes Course ( team building exercises like having the kids stand on an elevated log in a line and having to get all the kids to switch places without falling off the log)Luckily I brought a ringer. One of my normal kids came with to be mature ( and it didn't hurt that he's a wrestler and can bench 190)
After that I got the joy of 5 hours of tutoring last night so I'm draggin'

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Friday, May 18, 2007 4:21 AM

I'm more than a bit "blah", too. So I'm not sure how entertaining I will be.

But I found a picture:

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Friday, May 18, 2007 4:24 AM

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Originally posted by msg:
Morning all...

*Hug* to MSG. And *manly hug* to Kel.

MSG: I've experienced chocolate ginger Altoids.

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Friday, May 18, 2007 4:28 AM

Oh, dear Fly. Msg & I will be sure to keep ourselves appropriately covered!

Kel, I appreciate you filing suit against me for the inappropriate pinching. Next time, I vow to do it correctly!

*shouts Thank you, Sir! May I have another?!*

MSG!!

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Did you see CSI last night? There was an NCIS commercial in the middle, and CLEARLY showed a scene where Ziva and Duckie are drinking whisky together and Ziva gives him that look. You know, that look she has! I nearly fell over laughing! Your coworker called it. EWWWWWW!

EDIT: Ginger altoids? Are they good?

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Friday, May 18, 2007 4:29 AM

Double posty goodness.

Lemme find something appropriate for this space.

Ah. An oldy but a goody. My "Trash- Microsoft" gif.

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Friday, May 18, 2007 4:36 AM

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Originally posted by Mavourneen:
Oh, dear Fly. Msg & I will be sure to keep ourselves appropriately covered!

Mav: Flyvote, honey, she's covering the tatoo now.
Flyvote: Doesn't matter. It'll still be there. Waiting.

Quote:
EDIT: Ginger altoids? Are they good?

They have a bit of a bite. I think that they would have been better if they were a little more subtle. You'll hafta tell me what you think.

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Friday, May 18, 2007 4:40 AM

Hope that Tatoo fettish doesn't go both ways if ya know what I mean!

so whats you thought on piercings then?

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Friday, May 18, 2007 4:44 AM

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Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Hope that Tatoo fettish doesn't go both ways if ya know what I mean!

Huh? That being horny makes me get a tattoo?

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so whats you thought on piercings then?

Just ears. I'm traditional.

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Friday, May 18, 2007 4:47 AM

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Originally posted by FlyVote:
Just ears. I'm traditional.

what fun is that ?

tatoos and piercings go hand in hand or well other places

So I'm in a wierd mood.

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Friday, May 18, 2007 4:49 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by FlyVote:
Quote:
Originally posted by Mavourneen:
Ginger altoids? Are they good?

They have a bit of a bite. I think that they would have been better if they were a little more subtle.

Ginger is supposed to bite!

MsG: The end of the week is at hand. Yesterday, MsQ got s**t on by a bird in the morning and had one s**t on her Fruit2O last night. I'm praying for you both...

"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." George Bernard Shaw

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Friday, May 18, 2007 4:54 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by FlyVote:
Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
so whats you thought on piercings then?

Just ears. I'm traditional.

Traditional, huh?

"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." George Bernard Shaw

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Friday, May 18, 2007 4:55 AM

Hey how'd you get thta pic of my ears?

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Friday, May 18, 2007 4:56 AM

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Originally posted by JonnyQuest:

THAT'S who took my rivet tool.

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Friday, May 18, 2007 4:58 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

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Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Hey how'd you get thta pic of my ears?

Huh. I thought they were Causal's.

Hey I just noticed Marty's eyes follow you. NICE touch. Er, non-buttocks-related touch...

*

in manly fashion*

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Friday, May 18, 2007 5:03 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by FlyVote:
Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyQuest:
THAT'S who took my rivet tool.

Who you callin' a tool, rivet?

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Friday, May 18, 2007 5:41 AM

Wow thread death again?

OK since we are talking about tats and piercings.... describe them.

Ladies be very detailed about size and placement

I have a black tribal sketch on the back of my neck and a dragon wrapped around a crystal ball on my shoulder.

I have 4 holes in my left ear. rarely put anything in them anymore. had my navel pierced until my hernia surgery. That closed up 2 days afterward and I could not get the barbel back in. I also have both nipples pierced.

My phylosiphy (sp) is that if you get anything done it has to be in a place that can be covered up by work attire of can be removed while in work attire.

Told ya I was in a wierd mood!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Friday, May 18, 2007 5:46 AM

Not a piercing kind of gal, but tats are lovely
Mine are an ouroboros, the mathematical symbol for infinity, and a pentacle:)

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Friday, May 18, 2007 5:48 AM

Yep - The death thread. I know Jimi will be at his desk in a little while, and MsG will be posting soon (edit: aha! There she is above me.), so hopefully things will liven up.

We've discussed tats sooo much Kel. Haven't you been around for those discussions?

No piercings on me, other than ears.

Yep- You ARE in a weird mood.

Almost time to heat up my lunch. :boringnomoneyforphosouplunch:

MsG - Go look at my spoiler I posted to you above!

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Friday, May 18, 2007 5:53 AM

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Originally posted by Mavourneen:

We've discussed tats sooo much Kel. Haven't you been around for those discussions?

No piercings on me, other than ears.

Yep- You ARE in a weird mood.

Well I always seem to miss those conversations I quess.

Don't know why I am in this mood. not compalining that's for sure.

Ok since the tats has been beaten to death then what?

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Friday, May 18, 2007 6:01 AM

NVGHOSTRIDER

Happy fricken' friday folks! Still a long day, but the last one (hopefully).

LIBERTAS SUMPTUS

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Friday, May 18, 2007 6:18 AM

Happy Friday, NV. Yes. It's a long day, so far.

*I did find out I was able to get Carson into one of the last available swimming lesson spots.
Good nows on such a craptacular day.

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Friday, May 18, 2007 6:21 AM

We could always talk about Rugbug's really cool topic of legalized prostitution...I kinda missed getting in on that...or we could talk about What 5 books have most influenced us in our lives.

Mav

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Oh I saw it and I'm just really not sure what to think. However in their little trailers they have been deliberately cutting material to make it look like one thing happened when it was something else, so that might be it...also I happen to know that Tony and Jeanne get kidnapped as part of this La Granduille plot...so at least we pegged that right. I just cannot wait!!

Oh and my Abbey tee shirt arrived today ( mother's day present) I am wearing it right now and I'm happy:)

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Friday, May 18, 2007 6:25 AM

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Originally posted by Mavourneen:
Yep - The death thread. I know Jimi will be at his desk in a little while, and MsG will be posting soon (edit: aha! There she is above me.), so hopefully things will liven up.

I don't mean to add (or take away from) a thread that is already a bit threadbare, but I'll be out shortly this afternoon, and will likely be posting very minimally next week (especially at the beginning) as the demon of Real Life rears its ugly head.

If I do get a chance to post it will be infrequent and rather hit-or-miss.

So to all of the Imponderable Cooler people and to those over in the Bar & Grill I'll lurk when I can and I'll see you all in a week. *hugs* to the lovely browncoat ladies. Oh, and a hug to (hey turn around) Jimi. High five to the rest of the guys.

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Friday, May 18, 2007 6:26 AM

MsG

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Good point about the editing. I was so into CSI last night that when that commercial came on I flipped out. Ziva & Ducky? No way! Oh, Lordy. MsG was right. But T & J get kidnapped? I hope J shows that she's a plucky heroine in the making, and would be a good match for T. I don't want to see her do sily things while kidnapped like faint, pretend like she's helpless, etc.

I love the Abby shirt! Yay for girly skulls!

Um.

Mother's Day present?

Um.

You wanna tell us something?

PS- Thinking of my 5 books now.

EDIT: Later, Fly.

We'll miss you. Hope RL treats you well.

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Friday, May 18, 2007 6:32 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
OK since we are talking about tats and piercings.... describe them...be very detailed about size and placement

Looks like you took yourself seriously.

Quote:
I have a black tribal sketch on the back of my neck and a dragon wrapped around a crystal ball on my shoulder.

I have 4 holes in my left ear. rarely put anything in them anymore. had my navel pierced until my hernia surgery. That closed up 2 days afterward and I could not get the barbel back in. I also have both nipples pierced.

Who knew?

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
Not a piercing kind of gal, but tats are lovely
Mine are an ouroboros, the mathematical symbol for infinity, and a pentacle:)

*Coos at Msg's rebellious yet demure side*

Quote:
Originally posted by Mavourneen:
No piercings on me, other than ears.

Almost time to heat up my lunch. :boringnomoneyforphosouplunch:

What's PhoSoup?

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Friday, May 18, 2007 6:34 AM

HUGS Flyvote..hurry back darlin

Jonny-

HUGS

Mav-yeah I think it's a quick cut and not what really happens as last weeks tried to make us think Gibbs was dumping Col.Lady and I got my hopes up for nothing..sigh.

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Friday, May 18, 2007 6:37 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
We could always talk about Rugbug's really cool topic of legalized prostitution...I kinda missed getting in on that.

I know. I had to (rug?)bug out before I was ready. Ah well. If there's enough interest to continue, I might.

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Originally posted by msg:
Oh and my Abbey tee shirt arrived today ( mother's day present) I am wearing it right now and I'm happy:)

Um, what Mavs said.

Select to view spoiler:

And not in the spoiler, either. You know what I'm talking about!

We'll all miss you Fly. Even me. Maybe especially me.

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Friday, May 18, 2007 7:10 AM

I would ponder my existence, except (a) I don't care and (b) doing so would only ADD to the depression

---- plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose

Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre, Owner of a too big Turnippy smelling coat with MR scratched in the neck (thanks FollowMal!)

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Friday, May 18, 2007 7:10 AM

FMF- what on earth is going on sweety?? Can I help? HUGS and more HUGS

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Friday, May 18, 2007 7:12 AM

You are in the right thread today, FMF. (HUG)

Nice evasive posting, MsG.

I admire that in my friends!
EDIT: Then you go and edit it!

What's up, FMF? ((HUG))
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Friday, May 18, 2007 7:14 AM

I am alright guys (Mav and MSG). Just FED UP. THIS is not supposed to be my life.

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Friday, May 18, 2007 7:14 AM

Well I edited it when I saw that it was FMF upset then me replying with a :) so that seemed wrong

LOL

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Friday, May 18, 2007 7:19 AM

Tats - check
Piercings - check
stunning good looks and personality - sorta check

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Friday, May 18, 2007 7:23 AM

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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
I am alright guys (Mav and MSG). Just FED UP. THIS is not supposed to be my life.

Husband has a soda can hugger that says "This is not the life I ordered."
I know what you mean. I would never have guessed that this is where I'd be at almost 40. (And not meaning fff.net -)

*Mental Hug*

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Friday, May 18, 2007 7:24 AM

OK I'd say stunning good looks and personality double check for you FMF...
Oooh I though of a ponderable. If you could change your life for someone else's, whom would you pick?

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Friday, May 18, 2007 7:26 AM

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Originally posted by msg:
OK I'd say stunning good looks and personality double check for you FMF...
Oooh I though of a ponderable. If you could change your life for someone else's, whom would you pick?

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

Angelina Jolie - she is able to do all the things I have always wanted to. Plus the whole stunning and sleeps with BP thing.

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Friday, May 18, 2007 7:30 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Tats - check
Piercings - check
stunning good looks and personality - sorta check

SORTA???
Look if chatting up Kelkhil's nipple piercings doesn't cheer up Mav, then she' beyond any help I can offer, but FMF! I know there's a smile in there somewhere waiting to happen. I just gotta find it. Or...you do.

"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." George Bernard Shaw

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Friday, May 18, 2007 7:35 AM

NVGHOSTRIDER

Nathan Fillion. Derr. And not just because I'd have the affections of many great women (including FMF of course).

Then again I'm ruggedly handsome, kinda funny, a little dorky, an Aries, and of course bein' dead sexy don't hurt.

Don't know where I'm going with this. Think I'll disappear for a bit.

LIBERTAS SUMPTUS

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Friday, May 18, 2007 7:50 AM

From the last thread, just posted by HK.

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
Quote:
Originally posted by Zeek:
RugBug were it not illegal I would take you in a manly fashion...for $50.
...I was propositioned by a man while I was wondering around Home Depot (I was wearing jeans, t-shirt, and leather motorcycle jacket, looking for materials to build a book shelf). He asked me if I would be willing to be his dominatrix, for $50/hr. He said he had all the toys, so I wouldn't have to bring anything. He also said I didn't have to touch him so there was no sex intended.

I was very insulted.

I rate at least $250 per hour.

Why am I not surprised you built a bookshelf by yourself?

Seriously. $50/hr? Where's he from, Gopher's Crotch, Arkansas?
In DC that goes (um...so I've heard...) for like $400+ an hour. The vanilla stuff is like $250 an hour.

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Friday, May 18, 2007 7:54 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Still no piercings, still no tat.

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
THIS is not supposed to be my life.

I know sweetie, but you are in SUCH good company here. What was the dream and are you so sure it's out of reach even now?

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Originally posted by msg:
whom would you pick?

Ladies who know the language are hot.

I'm still working on my personality transfer device. My problem is if I bacame someone else, someone else would have to become me. And while my life has been more than ordinary, I'm not sure people would be so hot on the, ahem, lesser aspects of being me. I know you all love me now and all, but time was when I was barely human.

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Originally posted by Mavourneen:
I would never have guessed that this is where I'd be at almost 40.

Besides the Maldives, what did you have in mind? (*Realizes this could be a thread unto its own, but asks anyway looking for the Reader's Digest version*)

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Originally posted by nvghostrider:
Don't know where I'm going with this. Think I'll disappear for a bit.

LIBERTAS SUMP PUMP

To yer bunk?

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Friday, May 18, 2007 8:04 AM

NVGHOSTRIDER

Don't know why my quote was changed. First I was mad, then giggly, then hungry. One of my co workers brought in some devilishly good chocolate muffins and I'm in and out of lucid thought right now,

LIBERTAS SUMPTUS

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Friday, May 18, 2007 8:04 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

hey Imponderables. Happy Friday!

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
stunning good looks and personality - ~~sorta check~~ hardly even an adequate description for the wonderfulness that is FMF

I noticed a bit of a typo in your post and fixed it in the above quotation.

I had a perfect day today. We had a picnic/field day, and it was 75-80 degrees (once the sun came up, I walked 2 miles on the track in about 60-65 degree morning air, spectacular), breezy, and sunny. I dealt Texas hold-em for about 20 minutes, then we had our first tug-of-war match. It was over 10 seconds after it started. The next one took 4. We ended up winning the final match, and out squadron won overall (2nd place in poker and basketball and first in the wellness walk helped with that). It's Friday, and it's payday, and I got $100 reimbursement from my FSA that I wasn't counting on. The only downer is that I have to work tonight until close.

*hugs* and

es and

for any that want them. I'll be outta here in less than half an hour. :)

EDIT: Forgot this:

Euler's Identity on left wrist
76th Battalion patch on left upper arm
10g barbell in tongue.

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion

any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with

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Friday, May 18, 2007 8:07 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by Mavourneen:
From the last thread, just posted by HK.

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
Quote:
Originally posted by Zeek:
RugBug were it not illegal I would take you in a manly fashion...for $50.
...I was propositioned by a man while I was wondering around Home Depot (I was wearing jeans, t-shirt, and leather motorcycle jacket, looking for materials to build a book shelf). He asked me if I would be willing to be his dominatrix, for $50/hr. He said he had all the toys, so I wouldn't have to bring anything. He also said I didn't have to touch him so there was no sex intended.

I was very insulted.

I rate at least $250 per hour.

Why am I not surprised you built a bookshelf by yourself?

Seriously. $50/hr? Where's he from, Gopher's Crotch, Arkansas?
In DC that goes (um...so I've heard...) for like $400+ an hour. The vanilla stuff is like $250 an hour.

$50?? That was Zeek!!!

*mops up tiny puddle of drool, presumably caused by HK's description of self at Home Depot (Kitten who is self-sufficient), in leather bike jacket (Kitten is tuff as nails), as propositioned dominatrix (Kitten can kill you with her mind)*

Mavs, you need to break things off with your DC DomaBlogtri!!.

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Friday, May 18, 2007 8:08 AM

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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Tats - check
Piercings - check
stunning good looks and personality - sorta check

??????

Excuse me missy but I have seen 1 picture of you and WOW. I also happen to believe that you have a wonderful personality. If'n I was single I would drive down to where ever it is you hail from and accost you in a very manly way until your whole perspective of youself has changed to that of the reality that we know and love as FMF!

(maybe I went too far???)

*runs away*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Friday, May 18, 2007 8:08 AM

NV- methinks you might wanna do a bloodtest...

DO tell Mav...and how much does it cost for the whole night???

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Friday, May 18, 2007 8:10 AM

ZEEK

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
OK I'd say stunning good looks and personality double check for you FMF...
Oooh I though of a ponderable. If you could change your life for someone else's, whom would you pick?

uh...no one.

But if I was forced to it'd probably be a tough decision between:

Jessica Alba - I'd buy a house of mirrors and get naked and...yeah that's pretty much it.

Bill Gates - Rich, gets to play with all sorts of snazzy new technology and plus he's rich.

Stephen Colbert - Seriously that guy can get his fans to do anything. I'd love just thinking up random junk to make people do. Today I'd like you to build one full scale Eiffel tower out of toothpicks in each state capital. Go my minions. Muwahahahaha

Tough choices.

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Friday, May 18, 2007 8:14 AM