CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #21 by TenthCrewMember

BULLETINTHEBRAINPANSQUISH

SHERIFF: It's a harsh environment, and if there's anything don't last even as long as miners it's OB/GYNs...

bun
Frisky Browncoat
~pie!~
~Who's Bill Pardy?~

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Monday, May 21, 2007 3:32 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Mal: Don't look now but that guy who just walked in aint wearin' any pants. I said don't look now. *muttering under his breath* Stupid border moon cops.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Monday, May 21, 2007 10:23 PM

Sheriff: "Alliance moved on after the heist. And you can't change that by gettin' all... bendy."
Looks into the light with wonder...
Sheriff: "Let the lights on the console lift you up."
Passes out
Mal: "Huh."

OR

Mal: "Well, this really isn't my specialty, but ok, turn your head and cough."

Mal gives control of the ship to Zoe...
Mal: If I'm not back in an hour, you come, and you rescue me.
Zoe: What? And risk my ship?

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007 8:42 AM

SHERIFF: Well, will you look at the TV? I think ol' Shelby got herself a part in "The Office."

bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007 9:32 AM

DEBBIE

Sheriff: SHHH that there is a martian

Mal: A martian you say, HUMM

Sheriff: Yeah, you know one of those outerspace f@#*ers

Zoe: ??

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007 10:04 AM

CANTER

Quote:
Originally posted by BulletInTheBrainPanSquish:

Mal: "Well, this really isn't my specialty, but ok, turn your head and cough."

You made me snort coffee all over my screen!!!"

Quote:

And this is the funniest thing I've seen for almost ever!

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007 12:55 PM

The escape plan was not going well. Jayne’s attempt to distract the sheriff by doing a fan dance was not having the desired effect.

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007 2:33 PM

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Sheriff: "Ok, their cornerback is biting on my inside move. Pump once and hit me deep on the fly. Zoe you stay in and pick up the blitz."

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007 2:42 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Quote:
Originally posted by Veteran:
Sheriff: "Ok, their cornerback is biting on my inside move. Pump once and hit me deep on the fly. Zoe you stay in and pick up the blitz."

Excellent!

Now, a homage to a recent TV commercial

Sheriff: Seems a very fine companion over there regards you as a "Lint Licker".

Mal: Oh Yeah! Well... She's a "Cootie Queen".

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007 5:56 PM

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Mal: "Don't look now but the man in the strange hat over there looks like someone you don't want to trifle with."
Sheriff: "Where?"
Mal: "I said don't look!"

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007 6:34 PM

SHERIFF: Not meanin' to be rude about the lady, mister -- granted, she's a fine figure of a woman -- but bring her into the light and -- well -- she's more'n a tad bit cross-eyed, dontcha think?
CAPT.: Not givin' you your deposit back over such a trifle -- sir --

bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Gladly, the cross-eyed bear~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007 6:55 PM

Don't squat with your spurs on.

You left out Zoe's response.

"Sir, I'm not sure what your on about, but remember I can kill you with my pinky."

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007 8:38 PM

Veteran wrote:
Tuesday, May 22, 2007 18:55
You left out Zoe's response.

me-the-bun "you?"
But she can't hear them.....
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SHERIFF: Screw you.
MAL: Get in line.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards got my turtle in line~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Why Bill Pardy?~

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Wednesday, May 23, 2007 1:37 PM

Sheriff: Won't talk eh. [turning to deputy O.S.] I think we need to convince our friend here to talk. [his voice drops an octave and he adopts a sinister tone] Release the beagles.

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Wednesday, May 23, 2007 8:53 PM

HWL, Captain Coupi!!

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SHERIFF: What you see inside this room will
haunt your dreams and harrow -- yes -- your
very soul.
MAL: Same pitch everywhere we go. Why?
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bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Thursday, May 24, 2007 3:12 AM

DEBBIE

Sheriff: You don't say... huh... the man looked like a squid... are you sure he didn't have lime disease?

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Thursday, May 24, 2007 6:54 AM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

Mal "If you let us out of here, I'll let you have a go at my wife."

Sheriff "I think its a good thing she can't hear you."

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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Thursday, May 24, 2007 12:04 PM

Sheriff: [Speaking to someone O.S.] Gorramit Darlene, they're prisoners, you can't be offerin them hot chocholate with marshmallows cause the look like a nice people.

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Thursday, May 24, 2007 4:15 PM

SHERIFF: Now that looks like something that fell off my
MAL (over him): Not here, sir. There are children participatin' here.
SHERIFF: Awww, hand me another #&^% Mr. Pibb.

turtle
Frisky Buncoat
~I'm not Bill Pardy?~

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Friday, May 25, 2007 1:08 AM

DEBBIE

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
SHERIFF: Now that looks like something that fell off my
MAL (over him): Not here, sir. There are children participatin' here.
SHERIFF: Awww, hand me another #&^% Mr. Pibb.

turtle
Frisky Buncoat
~I'm not Bill Pardy?~

LOL good one FloralBunny!

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Friday, May 25, 2007 2:32 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Sheriff: Damn, what's that smell?
Mal: T'weren't me! Maybe it is the ore processors?
Zoe: *snicker*

BWAH!

TCM

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Friday, May 25, 2007 2:09 PM

Debbie wrote:
LOL good one FloralBunny!
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SLiTHER fans unite! You have nothing to lose
but your ulp, gulp, glubbbb...

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"Hm. May have to look around to get 'a little off the
back and sides.' Most of the barbers
here come with a butch-rake semi-attached. You
thought about a change in style, maybe?"

bun
Risky Browncoat
~Bastards Sanjaya'd my turtle~
~We aim to explonentiate~
~Pardy. Bill Pardy~

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Friday, May 25, 2007 2:46 PM

MAZAEN

Tailor: Yes we repaired the rip in your pants. The pants should now stay in one piece.

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Saturday, May 26, 2007 1:16 PM

Sheriff: [To deputy O.S.] Whadda ya mean my shipment of Galactic Playdude was hidden in that case of medicine.

Jayne: [On Serenity] Whoa! What's this...... I'll be in my bunk.

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Saturday, May 26, 2007 1:29 PM

GREGG: Dammit, Mal. I forgot my line.

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Saturday, May 26, 2007 3:57 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

Sheriff "There I was reelin' in the big daddy of 'em all !!!! He had a hold of the line .... "

Mal (whispered to Zoe} "Hunker down, were gonna be here for a bit"

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'You leave Earth and anything you forget to bring with you will kill you. Anything you do bring with you which doesn't work properly will kill you. When in doubt, just assume *everything* will kill you.' Nathan Spring, Star Cops

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Saturday, May 26, 2007 9:48 PM

WALRUS

Sherrif: "We're going to be here until you come clean, until you admit... Who you really are, Alex Tully of Hastings, Nebraska"

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Sunday, May 27, 2007 4:55 PM

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Sheriff: "Don't look now but that crosseyed woman behind me is staring right at us."

Mal: "Whatta you mean by 'us'?"

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Sunday, May 27, 2007 5:26 PM

MAZAEN

Sheriff: So there is a lot of electricity in here with the crew.
Mal: There is nutt'in going on between Innara and me.
Man: No. I was referring to shepherds hair. His hair. You have way too much static on this ship.

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Monday, May 28, 2007 6:34 PM

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Sheriff: "Just look at 'em over there, bunch of smug self-satisified arrogant flyboys, I can't stand it when the frackin' Galacitica comes to this moon."

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Monday, May 28, 2007 7:07 PM

SHERIFF: They're "ho"s.
MAL: I'm in.
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SHERIFF: HATE these gorramn rain delays...
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SHERIFF: Hey, Walt! 2 eggs over easy, short
stack, 6 bacon extra crispy, hash browns, OJ.
MAL: And grilled tomatoes and a kipper for the lady?
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Monday, May 28, 2007 10:27 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Sherrif: She kinda looks like a frog.

Mal: Sir, she's not French in the least bit.

Sherrif: Who said anything about France?

Zoe: ribbit.

Mal:(sigh) Last time we eat any of sheppards mystery meals.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Tuesday, May 29, 2007 4:05 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Mal(thinking): Gawd, he's gorgeous, I could kiss him right now!

OR

Gregg: What the hell is Joss doing?
Nathan: Numfar's dance of joy. We try not to watch.
Gina: Oh god, I just looked...

BWAH!

TCM

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Tuesday, May 29, 2007 11:36 AM

After 24 takes Joss had to stick a PostIt note to the side of Greggs head with Nathan's next line on it.

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Tuesday, May 29, 2007 11:55 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Sherriff: Its funny that your uncle didn't get to mentioning the fact that Bowden's disease makes your left ear drop off.

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Tuesday, May 29, 2007 3:46 PM

SHERIFF: You are an ugly-looking little quim,
you know that?

MAL: Police procedure has changed since I was little...
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Tuesday, May 29, 2007 6:47 PM

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Sheriff: "Dr. Frankenstien requests your presence...Walk this way."

Mal: "Isn't that Dr. Frankenstein?"

Zoe: "I don't care what happens next I am not doing the Space Warp again."

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 4:16 PM

SHERIFF: Well, if that don't beat all -- next man comin' through the door is an advance man for Aerosmith.
MAL: You sure it isn't just Keith Richards?

bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards singed my dinosaur~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Friday, June 1, 2007 12:31 PM

Sheriff: When you strip searched him you found what.... where!?!?!?

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Friday, June 1, 2007 6:37 PM

SHERIFF (affecting a well-known accent): The moonlight shows us for what we arrrrrre...
MAL (thinks): Another one of those days when you're sure you reported to the wrong set.
(aloud): I think that's only good with the Earth-That-Was Moon, sir.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards lit my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Saturday, June 2, 2007 1:30 PM

Always an inspiration Bun

Sheriff: You best start believing in ghost stories. You're in one.

Mal: Whu??

Tracy: [Sneaking up behind Mal] BOO!

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Saturday, June 2, 2007 1:53 PM

Yesssss, CC, one of my faves. Can't remember which scene I used it on, though.

SHERIFF: Ah, well, this gig don't work out I'm going back to Ariel, read for an evil priest in a vampire soap. Better than here, I'd say...
ZOE: Not work out, sir? How "not work out???"
MAL: Don't conjure we'll have a problem, Zoe. Got steady work here -- seven years as I hear it.
SHERIFF: Or there's a flick with gummi-worms in it...
MAL: Tell me another, friend.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards cast my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Sunday, June 3, 2007 5:00 PM

SHERIFF: Were I unwed I'd take you in a manly fashion.
MAL: 'Cause I'm pretty?
SHERIFF: No, gorramnit, *her* -- because she's pretty.

That's lame, I know. This is really a bump.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards took my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Bill Pardy, indeed~

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Sunday, June 3, 2007 8:35 PM

Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha! ROFL. Nice one Bun'.

Oh Fu.. Gorramit I'm late for work. I'll think up a new one for tonight.

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Monday, June 4, 2007 12:57 PM

Sheriff: All right, I confess. I hate arresting people. Can you imagine what it's like... seeing the same prisoners every day I didn't want to be a sheriff anyway. I wanted to be... a lumberjack!

Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of Osiris! The Fir! The Larch! The Redwood! The mighty Londinium Pine!

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Monday, June 4, 2007 5:57 PM

The Larch ~~~~~~~~ the Larch ~~~~~~~~ THE LARCH ~

LOL, CC.
Truth is, he reconsidered all that hating-being-Sheriff stuff when he found out who was going to be checking into his jail that night and staying three weeks or thereabouts...
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or
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SHERIFF: I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille...
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards filmed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Tuesday, June 5, 2007 1:19 PM

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Sheriff: "So Mal, do like galdiator movies?"

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Tuesday, June 5, 2007 1:40 PM

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Sheriff:"Dr. Frankenstein wishes to speak with you. Walk this way."

Mal:"Hey wasn't your hump on the other side in the last scene?"

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Tuesday, June 5, 2007 2:56 PM