Browncoat Bar & Grill - 42 Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blasters and 1 Cheap Towel by Nicodemus

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Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
Eccentrica, how lovely to see you this morning. *hugs*

Morning, sweetie.

Sorry I didn't answer right away. I had to make an early morning appearance elsewheres in the Verse.

Tea and Beastie sammiches? Lovely!

*forgot to pack her cruddy Lean Cuisine today!*

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Friday, May 25, 2007 4:47 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Hello - I am here for one millisecond and wondered... is it possible to get vodka through an IV? I am in serious need of massive ammounts of pain-killing, mind-numbing, emotion-denying vodka!

Meh... I should just go to bed with my precious bottle of Baileys...

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http:/www.crazypurplewombat.blogspot.com
Recently crowned QUEEN JAYNE WORSHIPPER by FMF!

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Friday, May 25, 2007 4:49 AM

Is it wrong that I made myself a cheeseburger for breakfast?? I just really wanted one.

Ok I need a nice big whiskey in stasis until 12:41pm

Magda ( when you come in) look what I found!!A restaurant in my neck of the woods offers a Bailey's milkshake the description is Bailey's Irish Cream blended with milk chocolate ice cream, malted milk, and a touch of sweet chocolate cream....

Mav- speaking of bras and our frustration about Marks and Spencer
http://www.boden.co.uk/c.asp?segid=6&segname=Women&cm_re=abtesting_hom
e1-_-main-_-womens

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Friday, May 25, 2007 4:50 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

LA runs in for a minute to say hello

I'm leaving for upstate in a few minutes ..can I get a beastie sandwich to go , Yeti ?

Hugs and

es to all & have a very shiny weekend..

Magda !!! ((((HUGS))))

Bryce
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Oh, no, baby, no. You're not going to die. They are. Cover your ears. Hey, should we get a dog?

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Friday, May 25, 2007 4:50 AM

GEE

*gee pauses in eating his sandwhich, takes a sip of jasmine green tea*

hey Eccentrica,

welcome back,

*evolves into a matress but then remembers other half of snadwhich and tea and returns to human form*

flollop.

I'm not sure the last change worked fully

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Friday, May 25, 2007 4:55 AM

glad you like them, Rose and Gee

*glomps Magda, then inserts a needleless IV in her arm and attaches a bottle of Stoli to the end of it*

*glomps LA* Missed you, woman. Have a safe trip. *makes her a quick sandwich for the road*

MsG, a cheeseburger for breakfast sounds wonderful.

*pours a double whiskey and drinks it*

*pours another double whiskey, and drinks it*

Oh, you said stasis. It sounded like stomach.

*pours a double whiskey and puts it in stasis until 12:41 MST, then pours another for himself and downs it*

I am off to lunch, back in a bit.

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any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with

It was Sassy-induced bulemia, gagging herself for no other reason than to look just like a Sassy cover girl.
It was Sassy-induced bulemia, she would GAG and SPIT and PUKE and BLEED her way into a perfect little world.

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Friday, May 25, 2007 4:58 AM

Morning, Mags! (HUG) and LA! Have a great time! (HUG)

MsG, I am drooling over this:
http://www.boden.co.uk/col.asp?styid=WK368&segname=Women&segid=6&gpnam
e=Knitwear&desname=Fine+Linen+Wrap&gpid=12&gen=&col=IVY

and this:
http://www.boden.co.uk/col.asp?styid=WH080&segname=Women&segid=6&gpnam
e=Dresses&desname=Hotchpotch+Tea+Dress&gpid=6&gen=&col=PET

*sigh*

EDIT: Hey Gee! Have a good lunch, Jimi!

Lack of fundage, at the moment. Website bookmarked for future shopping therapy. (HUG)

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Friday, May 25, 2007 5:06 AM

They have great stuff...those are both fantastic:) Ok and I put up the NCIS summary for you in the water cooler.

Jimi thanks:) I will really need that

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Friday, May 25, 2007 6:27 AM

*returns, after having his own Perfectly Normal Beast sandwich (read: cheeseburger) and a hot fudge Oreo shake (yay Sonic!)*

A little over 2 hours and my shindig weekend starts. :)

Anyone want a Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster? I feel like making one.

*takes the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit and pours in one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V. then he allows three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture, so the benzene isn't lost. next, he bubbles four litres of Fallian marsh gas through it, and floats a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract into it over the back of a silver spoon. after that, he drops in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger, watching it dissolve. finally, he sprinkle Zamphour and adds an olive, then begins drinking it very carefully*

Ow! Anyone get the number on that gold brick? I think it's armed with a lemon.

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any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with

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Friday, May 25, 2007 6:35 AM

Speeding gold brick arrested...film at 11

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Friday, May 25, 2007 6:40 AM

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Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
A little over 2 hours and my shindig weekend starts. :)

*good wishes for a wonderful shindig weekend of jimibeer, new beginnings, and exciting adventures in ignoring them that needs ignoring*

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Friday, May 25, 2007 6:49 AM

PENGUIN

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Originally posted by gee:
*gee evolves back into a penguin*

It's good to see you evolved into a higher life form!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Friday, May 25, 2007 7:07 AM

EMMARIGBY

Phew! What a week! Not a second to myself so I have been too busy to catch up with my favorite online family!

I'm going to go home now and when I get there I plan on spending a couple of hours catching up on everything that's been going on since last I posted.

Then I can spend all half-term replying to old posts!

Yes, that's right folks, I'M ON HOLIDAY!!!!!

Yipeeeeeeee! Time for chatting and partying and maybe finally finishing my fanfic stories that I've had hanging around for ages.

For those of you that won't be around over the weekend for me to catch up with, have a lovely time with whatever you have planned.

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Hissssssssss!

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Friday, May 25, 2007 7:09 AM

*sneaks in...*

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Originally posted by Kelkhil:
*leaves a Dew (at the proper temp) in the shadows for the Sneaky One*

*studies it a bit to ensure it won't evolve into something bad*

I just realized: I am towelless.
Really. I don't think I actually own a towel anymore. Or, if I do, I have no idea which box it may be packed in or the location of said maybe box.

*pouts*

*begins to cry........*

*hides!*

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Friday, May 25, 2007 7:11 AM

Em- oh that's lovely sweety. Don't you just feel liberated?? HUGS

Ok I'm buying Em whatever drink she'd like and getting out the 2 dozen long stemmed roses I had saved for her.

HK- towels come from housekeeping...call them and they will bring you some:)

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Friday, May 25, 2007 7:16 AM

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Originally posted by msg:
HK- towels come from housekeeping...call them and they will bring you some:)

Meh. Those aren't real towels....

Did I mention that housekeeping WASHED my DISHES??

*insane dish-washing-not-have-to-doing glee*

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Friday, May 25, 2007 7:18 AM

EMMARIGBY

Oooooh! Flowers, for me! You shouldn't have! (Actually you really should because I've never been given flowers before and I LOVES it! Thanks!)

Can you hold that drink for me? I'm about to drive home so I'd better hold off on the Yard 'o Baileys that I would like to consume till I'm done with the car.

Thanks so much for the welcome back! Will chat more in a bit.

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Hissssssssss!

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Friday, May 25, 2007 7:57 AM

KELKHIL

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Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:

Did I mention that housekeeping WASHED my DISHES??

*insane dish-washing-not-have-to-doing glee*

Yeah we don't really do dishes anymore at my house. I bought Laurelin a dishwasher when I remodeled the kitchen.

(bigtime suck-up points there)

Oh and HK I would never sabotage your beverage of choice, nor let it become a not-Dew. Without the Offerings you would, I'm sure seldom grace us with your presence in me Pub!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Paladin

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Friday, May 25, 2007 7:59 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

IN honor of Towel Day, I'd change my name to Zarniwoop, and go hide in my office, but there's a Frogstar Scout following me, " looking for you, Beeblebrox..."

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Friday, May 25, 2007 8:32 AM

Mavs, thanks. I have a shot of the ignoree from when she arrived Wednesday if you care to see it and snikker.

The jimibeer will definitely be enjoyed by all (Kel, yours will be in the mail Tuesday, I just ran out of time).

I am out for the weekend, y'all have a good one, and be safe. Don't do anything the Laurens County Sheriffs would arrest me for.

*gets a huge Mountain Dew beach towel and lays it out for HK with a fresh 30F (because any other temperature scale makes no sense) can of Dew* Happy Towel Day, ninja kitty. *hugs*

Happy Towel Day to all. *hugs* and

es and chocolate frogs to them that wants 'em.

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any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with

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Friday, May 25, 2007 8:34 AM

Jimi,

*hugs* have a great weekend. see you Tuesday.
I expect said pic in my inbox, por favor!

I like you, You're evil!

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Friday, May 25, 2007 8:36 AM

*hugs* and a

for Mavs.

I was gonna post it here.

Link inbound...share as you feel necessary.

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any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with

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Friday, May 25, 2007 8:37 AM

KELKHIL

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:

The jimibeer will definitely be enjoyed by all (Kel, yours will be in the mail Tuesday, I just ran out of time).

NP RIMG I am a patient man (ok well sometimes I am

)

Have a good weekend and enjoy the shindig!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Paladin

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Friday, May 25, 2007 8:56 AM

Grabs her whiskey and heads for the door...to the gym with me and then home to get ready to go see Pirates 3 ( praying all reviewers either saw a different movie or have substantial different taste to me)
HUGS to all

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Friday, May 25, 2007 9:15 AM

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Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
Link inbound...share as you feel necessary.

The Brain Bleach tally now includes:

1. JQ in River's dress
2. RIMG marching down Peachtree in a painted on 76th uniform ( no offense, sweetie! )
3. Tina copping a squat on her boss's desk
4. The pictures in my inbox.

Gah!

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Friday, May 25, 2007 9:20 AM

KELKHIL

You can't just say stuff like that! We wanna see too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Paladin

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Friday, May 25, 2007 10:19 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

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Originally posted by Kelkhil:
You can't just say stuff like that! We wanna see too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Really!

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
A troll's hair is still pointy, even when it's wearing a hat.

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Friday, May 25, 2007 10:20 AM

DEEPGIRL187

See, this is what happens when I don't pay attention to all of the threads. I didn't know it was towel day!

*places her towel firmly around her shoulders*

Three Pan-Galatic Gargle-Blasters, barkeep. And if you would be so kind as to drag me out to the curb once I've imbibed them.

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"If you want to win a war, you must serve no master but your ambition."

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Friday, May 25, 2007 1:55 PM

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Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
*gets a huge Mountain Dew beach towel and lays it out for HK with a fresh 30F (because any other temperature scale makes no sense) can of Dew* Happy Towel Day, ninja kitty. *hugs*

*sprawls out on the beach towel and sips her Dew*
Yes, 30degF. It's the only scale I really understand. ^^

Ah. Now for the long weekend...!

*immediately gets bored...*

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Friday, May 25, 2007 4:10 PM

MRSHINYVERSE

Quick stop off before I get thrown into TC & or rehab (which is for quiters by the way),

Have a great morning, afternoon, evening or night and..............

"Always look on the bright side of life.............whhhhahhhhwoo, whhahoo, whao, wahooooooo (U try to spell the sound of whistling)"

MrSV

P.S.You have no idea how sorry I am about me pissed up - wind me up the mora when I lerk off me phone sober (fucking dredding it)

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Saturday, May 26, 2007 2:34 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Morning all.

I got up at what is now my 'usual' time in the hopes of catching a few people before they went to bed/as they got up, but I'm all alone in chatzy

Is it bad to want chocolate covered strawberries for breakfast?

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Saturday, May 26, 2007 3:48 AM

Good Morning, Rose. (HUG)

I have a few minutes online, so I thought I'd pop in and see who is about. I'm so rarely online during the weekends.

Hope all is well with you. Did you secure another job yet?

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Saturday, May 26, 2007 3:54 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

No job yet. Think I'll get a fresh haircut this weekend and start again Monday morning

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Saturday, May 26, 2007 3:57 AM

PENGUIN

Good morning ladies!

Can I get your something from the bar while you're here??

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Saturday, May 26, 2007 3:59 AM

That's a good idea. I always feel pretty sparkly when my hair is doing good things.
I just found out the humungous thrift store a few miles away from me is having a 1/2 off sale on Monday. Everything will be half off one day only.
I just love that thrift store!
I got a nice postcard in the mail from Magda. She sounds well. Is the France thing a done deal or is it just a possibility?

EDIT: Morning, Penguin! (HUG) No, nothing for me, thanks, I'm just passing through. I've got laundry to do and have to hit the grocery store at some point. If I laze around the the Bar today, I'll get nothing done.

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Saturday, May 26, 2007 4:10 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Heehee, I'll have a cup of tea please dear Penguin

Yeah, my hair needs it pretty bad. Starting to go flat on top again.
I got a postcard from Magda, too! She's so thoughtful, and I know she's been going mad being out of touch this month :(
It's seeming like France is a done deal. She's working with the agency to get it sorted, taking pictures for a resume, brushing up on her French, that kind of thing

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Saturday, May 26, 2007 4:19 AM

PENGUIN

*fetches a fresh cup o'tea for PR*

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Saturday, May 26, 2007 4:39 AM

Well, good for her. I'm happy that's she's doing something so different. What a great experience it should be.

I've got to fly. It's time to get some stuff done today.

Have a good weekend, everyone.

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Saturday, May 26, 2007 6:30 AM

*wakes up*

*yawns*

*waves 'hullo' *

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Saturday, May 26, 2007 8:41 AM

FLYVOTE

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Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
*wakes up*

*yawns*

*waves 'hullo' *

*Picks up a Dew at 28° F. Gives Dew a warm hug. Gives Kitty a 30° F Dew*

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Saturday, May 26, 2007 11:08 AM

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Originally posted by FlyVote:
*Picks up a Dew at 28° F. Gives Dew a warm hug. Gives Kitty a 30° F Dew*

*giggles*
As Enginerd, I generally speak in terms of nominal, with the notion that associated tolerances are just understood, if not expressly implied.

As such, 28°F would have been just fine. ^^

It just cannot start to freeze. Once it does, there's no hope for it. Poor Dew

Nonetheless, I thank you and your attention to detail. ^__^

For Mavourneen (why do i always spell your name "mavourneeD"? is it a subliminal thing? hmmm...) - I have my rockstar windows open now. Does that count as "being outside in the sun"? *snerk*

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Saturday, May 26, 2007 11:33 AM