Imponderable Water Cooler - The Phantom Of The Crimson Cloak by Nicodemus

Unclaimable firsties post that belongs to RIMG, no thieving shirtless bartenders can steal it.

~jimi

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 3:51 AM

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Hahahaha, FIRSTIES and SLOPPY SECONDS !!!!!

These threads are popping up fast, the others have barely reached 100. :)

~jimi

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 3:53 AM

NICODEMUS

Yeah, but when people are double-posting to try and get firsties, the numbers add up quickly.

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 3:55 AM

Weren't on purpose or nothin'

~jimi

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 3:56 AM

PENGUIN

Likely story!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 3:57 AM

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Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
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~jimi

Double Firsty Post Goodness ...

I claim this post and all the firsty goodness that goes with it!

(shoulda crossed the other off)

Kelkhil

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 4:01 AM

I think you just edited my post to look like that.

~jimi

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 4:04 AM

NICODEMUS

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
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~jimi

Double Firsty Post Goodness ...

I claim this post and all the firsty goodness that goes with it!

(shoulda crossed the other off)

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

Or should it have been claimed for the kitties?
If so, then I need to post these:

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 4:08 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Holy snap! Goes for hours and hours and hours of nothing and POW! A dozen in no time flat!

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 4:55 AM

Know what this Cooler needs?

Estrogen!

I'm going over to the organic food store for some chocolate covered apricots. Anyone want anything?

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 4:59 AM

Whole grain crackers and a hunk of Havarti. :)

~jimi

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 5:00 AM

Yummy idea! I love havarti.

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 5:02 AM

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Originally posted by Mavourneen:
Yummy idea! I love havarti.

Mmmmm. Havarti...

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 5:04 AM

The only way I can eat Havarti is on a toasted english muffin with butter and green olives.

*notices people are looking at him funny*

What?

No I am not pregnant!

Kelkhil

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 5:05 AM

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Originally posted by Kelkhil:
The only way I can eat Havarti is on a toasted english muffin with butter and green olives.

Evil olive.

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 5:06 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

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Originally posted by Mavourneen:
Know what this Cooler needs?

Estrogen!

Anyone want anything?

Just a wink and a nod.

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 5:09 AM

Mavs, If you can find some Nectarines, Show (yes, the horse) and I would love some.

They are our very favortist snack.

Drugs for perfect body? Nope I wouldn't. And RIMG, cocaine is a great way to stay thin. Cocaine is considered fun by some...right? And nicotine, while legal and embraced by the world at large, is an appetite suppressant...which is why many, many people who are paid to be pretty smoke. I wonder if that's a difference between men and women...you're not so much going to get us to take steriods, etc. We would take drugs to stay thin. Steroids are only beneficial for the female athlete...but not just the female who is looking to be "pretty." Or maybe I'm way off base...

In exciting, or very scary news, depending on your viewpoint: I managed to almost blind myself last night. I was getting ready for the gym, decided to be kind to my gym-mates and put extra shot of deoderant in the ole 'pits. Grabbed the aersole can that I had bought while broken (couldn't lift my arm to put solid or roll-on on) and sprayed. Then stupidly...looked down while spraying. Holy crap...deoderant is NOT meant to go into your eyes. By 8 at night I could hardly see. The worst part was that it was my left eye...the one I do about 90% (rough estimate) of my seeing with. I was quite worried for a bit that I had done some permanent damage. Thankfully, I woke up this morning with some gnarly eye gungus...but with almost normal vision. I do, however, have a very, very swollen eye.

It's attractive, I tell ya.

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 5:13 AM

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Originally posted by RugBug:
In exciting, or very scary news, depending on your viewpoint: I managed to almost blind myself last night.

*rugbughug*

Or should it be:

*rugbughug*

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 5:14 AM

Holy Hannah, Rugbug. Glad to hear you are okay.

My Cow-worker put her mascara wand directly into her eye a few weeks ago. Black gunk, broken blood vessels. What a mess. Didn't seem to bother her vision, but her eye looked gawdawful.

I like nectarines, too. I like them better than peaches.

*considers buying a nectarine to go with her lunch*

Be right back. Going to the store.

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 5:38 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by RugBug:
cocaine, nicotine

Don't forget caffeine...

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extra shot of deoderant in the ole 'pits.

Sounds like something that might be served up at the Pub...Something Dark like Cap'n Jack Tattoo (like La Brea...

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Then stupidly...looked down while spraying.

Not stupid but...careful.

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The worst part was that it was my left eye...the one I do about 90% (rough estimate) of my seeing with.

"In the kingdom of the blind the one with one eye rules." Or something.

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gnarly eye gungus...

Oh goody! A new word! I likes building my vocabulary!

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have a very, very swollen eye. It's attractive, I tell ya.

Unimaginable. On the one hand (Unattractive? nahhhh. Good side to the camera...) Very imaginable on the other. Rocky Balboa imaginable, Jake Lamotta imaginable. Whew. All in all I'm happy your vision is okay and you are okay.

Nectarines, RIPE nectarines, trump mangoes. And that's saying a lot!

*winces at mascara in the eyeball*

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 6:08 AM

Good morning everyone.

Ever heard the expression, "Better than a poke in the eye."? Something tells me Rugbugs experience doesn't fall under that category.

LIBERTAS SUMPTUS

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 6:12 AM

My favorite is "lets see how funny you think it is with only 1 F

'n eye!"

At that point of course you are suppose to go all 3 Stoogis on them.

Kelkhil

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 6:50 AM

Rugbug- I'm sorry you got hurt HUGS, but that was soooooo funny I laughed hard enough to worry my students. Hope your eye feels better and thanks for the laugh I really really needed it!

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 6:55 AM

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Rugbug- I'm sorry you got hurt HUGS, but that was soooooo funny I laughed hard enough to worry my students. Hope your eye feels better and thanks for the laugh I really really needed it!

Glad it provided you with a laugh. I was laughing too, at first. It wasn't funny, though, when I was trying to watch the last eps of Bones, Season 1 and I could hardly make out which actor was David Boreanaz. Incident has moved back into the funny category because I can actually see, so...Laugh on.

Oh, and bonus on the new bangs, they sort of hide the swollen eye...which when I checked about a half hour or so ago is less swollen. Raod to recovery, here I come!

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 7:11 AM

Gaaaah! I just popped one of these

in my mouth and missed the paper!

Blah!

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 7:14 AM

But the kisses flag is the best part Fly.

LIBERTAS SUMPTUS

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 7:18 AM

Still kinda giggling ( which I wouldn't if you were really hurt) but if it makes you feel better, I was so busy warning the kids to avoid the big mud puddle that I slipped and landed butt first in it. So my butt is covered in drying mud. My kids are so cute they tried really hard to hide their laughing until I laughed and said it was ok :)

NV- See and here I thought the chocolate was the best part...

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 7:21 AM

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Originally posted by msg:
NV- See and here I thought the chocolate was the best part...

Just not the foil. *shudder*

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 7:22 AM

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But the kisses flag is the best part Fly.

My favorite part is the phfffbbbgt, phffbbbfgt, phfffbbbbgt that comes from trying to get the flag out of your mouth. 'Tis quite humorous.

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 7:25 AM

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My favorite part is the phfffbbbgt, phffbbbfgt, phfffbbbbgt that comes from trying to get the flag out of your mouth. 'Tis quite humorous.

Good God! That is exactly what happened!

*looks over at my office window suspiciously*

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 7:26 AM

Wait a minute. You're supposed to take the foil AND paper flag off before eating them?

No wonder they've always tasted strange...

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 7:27 AM

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Originally posted by Mavourneen:
Wait a minute. You're supposed to take the foil AND paper flag off before eating them?

No wonder they've always tasted strange...

*Shivers again at the thought of chewing on foil.*

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 7:33 AM

bet fingernails on a chalk board bug you too Flyvote

Rugbug shhhh you weren't supposed to reveal our spy satellite photos...

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 7:33 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Y'know I was looking for some foil yesterday...

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 7:38 AM

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Originally posted by msg:
bet fingernails on a chalk board bug you too Flyvote

Uuuugh! *shiver*

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Rugbug shhhh you weren't supposed to reveal our spy satellite photos...

Rugbug peeked in my window, that's why she sprayed her eye with deodorant...

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 7:48 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by FlyVote:
Rugbug peeked in my window, that's why she sprayed her eye with deodorant...

No, I think you maced her...

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 7:50 AM

And Jimi commented on the circular motion of our conversations.

So I'm posting a log entry in bit. Feel free to check it out folks.

LIBERTAS SUMPTUS

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 7:54 AM

Trying to stay awake...

so are you saying we're round abouts??

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 7:56 AM

Cocaine is great for weight loss, RugBug, if you don't mind violent mood swings, shady behavior, financial instability due to paying for it, and hardcore addiction that comes above everything else. Don't even get me started on meth.

Cigarettes are certainly a lesser evil, but definitely an appetite suppressant. However, if other smokable leaves were legal, I never would have touched them in the first place.

Sorry to hear about your deodorant mishap, but good that those sexy bangs were able to help you cover it up.

LOL at the mud MsG, glad that you are able to laugh at it yourself.

Mavs, Havarti is my favorite cheese ever. Add some salami and wheat crackers and you have a happy RIMG.

~jimi

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 7:57 AM

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Originally posted by FlyVote:
Rugbug peeked in my window, that's why she sprayed her eye with deodorant...

No, I think you maced her...

See, I told y'all that I was a little bit naughty.

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 7:59 AM

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Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
Mavs, Havarti is my favorite cheese ever. Add some salami and wheat crackers and you have a happy RIMG.

*files this away in the "what makes my friends happy" part of her brain*

How do you feel about summer sausage?

(pssst. Here's a Mav secret for you. I luv Hickory Farms Summer Sausage. Don't tell anyone, k?)

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 8:00 AM

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Havarti is my favorite cheese ever. Add some salami and wheat crackers and you have a happy RIMG.

We have a Monday night wine and cheese party at the barn. 'Twas there that I experienced my first slice of heaven...I mean Havarti. Havarti with dill to be exact. OMG, it was wonderful. I wanted to grab the whole hunk and go sit in a corner with it...growling at anyone who dared come close to that precious wedge of cheese.

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 8:09 AM

I think it is just a pattern of thinking that carried in nearly infinite ways in human communication. People show up or send a message, make a call, or you mention something random or out of the ordinary and someone says they were thinking of the same thing. I'm sure there is some scientific explaination for it. It all seems too easily written off as being coincidence.

Here are some of the random words or thoughts that someone else mentioned recently: The name Fatima, apple butter syrup, 110th Street (a Bobby Womak song), bowling pins, carnival corndogs.

LIBERTAS SUMPTUS

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 8:12 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
So my butt is covered in drying mud.

Quote:
Originally posted by RugBug:
I do, however, have a very, very swollen eye...See, I told y'all that I was a little bit naughty.

Okay, new theory. Sorry to accuse you FlyVote.

MsG and RB were mud wrestling, see?

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 8:13 AM

That's called synchronicity, NV!

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 8:20 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

So, we're getting into a epistemological discussion about cheese? I suppose that's what too much Wine and Havarti will do to you...Sounds like Jimi's other leafy smoke at work here...!

I like Colby. It looks like a cheese. It quacks like a cheese.

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 8:24 AM

Havarti with dill = mmmmmm

Summer sausage is good, too much and I get bad heartburn/acid reflux for days.

~jimi

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 8:28 AM

NV- that corn dog randomness just made me think I really really wish I had gone to the amusement park 'cause I so very much love cotton candy...also I may need to go to the zoo and pick up some kettle corn.

Ok I realize what you said was all profound and I went with the food, but hey I'm a bit simple this week as I've sort of run out of energy and life.

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 8:30 AM