Browncoat Bar and Grill - Where logic goes out to lunch by PhoenixRose

I really want to hear the radio shows too, I haven't heard any of them.

Wait a tic, I have the interwebs. I can find any media I want!

~jimi
Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness
And cleanliness is godliness, and god is empty just like me

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 6:04 AM

ZEROKIRYU

I'm tired.......

And people are invading my house.......

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Rosa Rubicundior, Lilio Candidior

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 8:15 AM

*A stranger walks into the Pub wearing a trechcoat and a Nixon mask*

Ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't take it anymore!!!!!!!

*drops trenchcoat. Is naked save a sock on his left foot*

WEE WEE PEE PEE!!!!!!!!

*streaks the Pub*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 8:22 AM

Ah, Kel, good to see you man (and I am sure the ladies of the thread would agree).

*gets him an ice-cold Labatt's Blue*

Glad to see you're not dead on the side of the road. :)

~jimi
Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness
And cleanliness is godliness, and god is empty just like me

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 8:22 AM

NVGHOSTRIDER

Kels streaking aside...

Did I hear mention of Carbombs? Yee Hawwww! Line up a few. Benn a while without one.

LIBERTAS SUMPTUS

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 8:32 AM

ZEROKIRYU

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
*streaks the Pub*

Good to see your all alive and stuff.......

But I REALLY didn't need to see that.........

*Zerokiryu is now disturbed*

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Rosa Rubicundior, Lilio Candidior

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 8:37 AM

MAVOURNEEN

Kelkhil. Young man, Where have you been???

*hugs despite the nakedidity*

We were worried. You were off the site almost a week.

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 8:37 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by zerokiryu:

But I REALLY didn't need to see that.........

Hey you were the one staring. ..... PERV!

Thanks for the brew RIMG. Been a crazy week.

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 8:41 AM

*lines up Carbombs for himself, Kel, NVG, zero, and any others who want to do a few*

~jimi
Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness
And cleanliness is godliness, and god is empty just like me

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 8:42 AM

FLYVOTE

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Quote:
Originally posted by zerokiryu:

But I REALLY didn't need to see that.........

Hey you were the one staring. ..... PERV!

*Downloads photos from memory card, burns many CDs*

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 8:45 AM

I get 40% Fly!

*does a carbomb*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 8:47 AM

FLYVOTE

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
I get 40% Fly!

*does a carbomb*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

30% I work for PhoenixRose - she gets 60%. I only get 10%. Sometimes hazard pay.

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 8:54 AM

*does another carbomb*

Oh I am sure PR won't mind giving me a better cut.

*does another carbomb*

*looks at RIMG's full glasses*

Whats taking you so long RIMG???

*does another carbomb*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 9:01 AM

*does 3 carbombs in a row to catch up with Kel*

You said you had a rough week, I was letting you get a little bit of a head start.

*fills more glasses with the required ingredients and does another carbomb as well*

~jimi
Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness
And cleanliness is godliness, and god is empty just like me

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 9:47 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

But we don't like the carbombs precious..We likes the pretty lava lamp drinks...

Kelkhil.....Oh my..should I start calling you naked one now ?

Very shiny to have you back among us

Bryce
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Getting awful crowded in my sky....

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 9:55 AM

The carbombs weren't for you, there was a list up there.

*makes pretty lava lamp drinks for LA*

Oh yeah, Mark Sheppherd posted on his MySpace that he is looking forward to coming to his first DragonCon this year.

~jimi
Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness
And cleanliness is godliness, and god is empty just like me

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 10:00 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Well I got all confused & distracted with Kelkhil's nekkidness & all..

thanks for the pretty drink Yeti !

LA sits down at he bar to watch the Browncoat men drink their carbombs..

Do you pour the shots in , or litterally drop the shot glass in the Guiness ?

Bryce
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Getting awful crowded in my sky....

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 10:00 AM

You drop them in.

~jimi
Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness
And cleanliness is godliness, and god is empty just like me

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 10:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Well I got all confused & distracted with Kelkhil's nekkidness & all..

I am not nekkid!

*points to the sock on his left foot*

See!

*does another carbomb*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 10:08 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
I am not nekkid!

*points to the sock on his left foot*

See!

*does another carbomb*

Ya know, this is what I get for just wandering into the bar spontaniously...

Please, PLEASE tell me there is no drink limit here. I'm gonna need sh*t load of anything to rot my brain.

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 10:12 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Roxy !!!

LA glomps Roxy !!!!

Wanna have some of the pretty lava lamp drinks with me ?

We can get nice & drunk & make fun of the boys

Bryce
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Getting awful crowded in my sky....

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 10:13 AM

*debates a *GLOMP* for Roxy*

*realizes his is still wearing only a sock and it would look really bad*

*does another carbomb*

These are good Lassy!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 10:15 AM

*does a carbomb and glomps Roxy, both for his own and Kel's sakes*

No limit here, darlin'. What'll it be?

*does another carbomb because he is about to go home*

~jimi
Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness
And cleanliness is godliness, and god is empty just like me

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 10:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:

Please, PLEASE tell me there is no drink limit here. I'm gonna need sh*t load of anything to rot my brain.

Everything alright Lassy??

*does another carbomb*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 11:14 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Yay! Triple glomp! Well, technically only a double, but still, yayness!

LA!!!! *glomps LA29* I would love to get nice and drunk with you!!! Shots of tequila would be great RIMG. Gonna need lots!

*glomps RIMG before he can poor the shot*

Nope, things not so shiny over here Kel. Just a whole lotta crap all at once. *sigh* Oh and thanks for not teabagging me.

I'll glomp ya when you get some pants on.

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 1:36 PM

*runs back into the Pub wearing his pants*

Hey Roxy..... *GLOMP*

*flees*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 1:50 PM

Yay, Kel's back, so I can now put my shirt back on.

*shudders* Roxy, why'd you have to go mention teabagging, especially in relation to a 'wearing naught but a single sock' Kel. *rummages for the brain bleach*

Jimi, Rose and anyone that'll be sharing a room with her or buying me drinks: I'm well aware that turning up on Rose's door whilst drunk will get me a kick (or five) to the face, so I will try not to take too much advantage of the offer of free drinks, even if it means I need to spend a few hours roaming Atlanta after the Vortex Crawl to sober up.

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 2:28 PM

NVGHOSTRIDER

(Runs in and pounds three carboms in rapid succession)

AAAHHHHHHH!!! That's the stuff. Took a while to get back.

And on that note, Goodnight folks.

LIBERTAS SUMPTUS

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 2:36 PM

G'night NV

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Warning: Sig test in progress.

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 4:21 PM

HELL'S KITTEN

Quote:
Originally posted by zerokiryu:
*Sets a M&M ice cream sammich in the dark corner*

*finds a melted lump of what once was an M&M ice cream sammich in a dark corner...*

*slinks out...*

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 6:22 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Roxy, honey, PM me if you need to talk. Or email me at browncoatrose at yahoo. I'll check that email again eventually...

Quote:
Originally posted by Nicodemus:
Yay, Kel's back, so I can now put my shirt back on.

Awww

Um, but welcome back Kel! Good to see you again; I thought the cheese shark might have gotten you

Quote:
I will try not to take too much advantage of the offer of free drinks, even if it means I need to spend a few hours roaming Atlanta after the Vortex Crawl to sober up.

You know me so well.
Just don't get hurt wandering around tipsy. I'd have to smack you or something.

*leaves out a fresh ice cream sammich on an iced plate with ice-encased cover*

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
A troll's hair is still pointy, even when it's wearing a hat.

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 7:02 PM

ZEROKIRYU

*Runs into the bar and does 6 carbombs in order to catch up to Kel and RIMG*

OHHHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!!!!!

That's the good stuff!!!!

The invasion is over, everyone went home, seeing as how it's 1:00 AM and all.

So now I'm even more tired after running a grill all day.

And on that note, I'm off to bed.

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Rosa Rubicundior, Lilio Candidior

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 8:17 PM

*stumbles in and does a carbomb*

The idea really isn't to get you sloshed Nico, just to make sure you can spend your cashy-money on swag and such.

Roxy *bigassjimibearhuggles* Wanna talk about it?

*does another few carbombs and pours up another batch*

NVG, Kel, you guys will have beer inbound tomorrow. So sorry for the delay.

~jimi
Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness
And cleanliness is godliness, and god is empty just like me

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 9:58 PM

GEE

*gee wanders into the bar still shirtless but with a tie as he is technically at work in the real world and has standards. Sees Kel has been back and quickly puts a shirt on*

Morning all,

good to see you back Kel (I know he's gone now but hopefully he'll see this later) and another patron for the bar who seems to know everyone! (Hi Roxy).

I have a shed load of work and I really musn't spend too much time on here todays so will be in the corner working away on my laptop. I'll pay for dirnks today *leaves a stack shiny money on bar* so if people don't mind bringing me tea occasionally that'd be ace.

Catch you later.

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 10:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:

Quote:
Originally posted by Nicodemus:
Yay, Kel's back, so I can now put my shirt back on.

Awww

I'd take my shirt off again, but the whole minimal bodyfat and cold weather mix isn't good. I'd rather stay healthy enough to make it to DC if it can be helped. Even if it does mean less chance for people to ogle me in the meantime.

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 11:19 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Nico - you must not remove your shirt - not even for the thrill of my precious Mei Mei - she can enjoy you in full health a whole lot sooner if you keep it on now!

Guess what - I thought my heart was broken - but it turns out it couldn't have been coz it got broke once more today... so the good news is it wasn't broken... bad news is I have a fragile glass heart and it keeps breaking faster than I can buy superglue...

I need a carbomb - stat!

Hi Gee! Like the tie!

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 11:33 PM

*Lines up an alleyway ambush of carbombs for Magda, plus some Baileys chasers*

The alleyway ambush is essentially a long line of Carbombs to be drunk in rapid succession

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 11:47 PM

GEE

See, I'm meant to be working but there's a wombat in the bar who needs drinks and possibly an ear by the sounds of it.

Sorry to hear about you heart's troubles my dear, I'd offer words of sage wisdom if a) I had any or b) I knew the situation. However, as easy it is to offer bland platitudes if you do need to talk there are plenty of shiny browncoats in here who'd listen or we can keep plying you with alcohol in the interests of helping you forget...

*gee wanders over to bar, considers a drink but given work decides to stick to tea*

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Friday, June 8, 2007 12:40 AM

mornin' drinkers.

Quote:
Originally posted by Nicodemus:
The alleyway ambush is essentially a long line of Carbombs to be drunk in rapid succession

Thanks for explainin' that, Nico. I would have had to ask otherwise. :)

Magda dear, what is wrong? (actually, I'll bet it's in the PM you sent me, better go reply to that)

*makes sure that Gee has enough tea and that Magda's glasses don't stay empty for long, if at all*

*puts on a pot of The Good Stuff and kicks back in a hammock, one hand idly rubbing his Merri-doll's back*

~jimi
Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness
And cleanliness is godliness, and god is empty just like me

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Friday, June 8, 2007 12:42 AM

HELL'S KITTEN

Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:
bad news is I have a fragile glass heart and it keeps breaking faster than I can buy superglue...

*eHug*

why so manys seem so sads?

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Friday, June 8, 2007 12:50 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
mornin' drinkers.

Magda dear, what is wrong? (actually, I'll bet it's in the PM you sent me, better go reply to that)

*makes sure that Gee has enough tea and that Magda's glasses don't stay empty for long, if at all*

*puts on a pot of The Good Stuff and kicks back in a hammock, one hand idly rubbing his Merri-doll's back*

Oh you know Jimi-bear - I am still going on about the same stuff - I got an email from him - it just made me sadder than before - and now I feel guilty for venting and all... why do I care??? I just feel all lost and stupid and stuff...

I need to find a way to let it go - perhaps large quantities of Jameson's and Baileys are in order... ?

*rests her head on Jimi-bears shoulder and enjoys the back rubbing...*

Thank you my sweet Hell's Kitten - you make me smile more often than you know!

I know I keep coming in here and moaning - I wear my heart on my sleeve (I always have) and I keep getting accused of 'stuff' anyway - so why not just vent in public? I don't know - I am all at sixes and sevens tonight...

Sorry Gee... I didn't realise you were offering your support - I am really bringing everyone down aren't I... I am honestly sorry - I just aren't good at lying even when it's trying to pretend all is well with the world...

Lets do carbombs in abundance in preparation for the vortex crawl!!

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Friday, June 8, 2007 1:01 AM

GEE

*gee sips tea*

Thanks Jimi my maths loving friend

*gee waves in the direction of a blur that he assumes in a ninja kitty*

Hey magda, let Jimmi look after you and try not to fret, I'm always moaning about my stomach and we all need somewhere to let off stem so I wouldn't worry about it too much.

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Friday, June 8, 2007 1:09 AM

*hugs*

Still working on that PM reply. Will be done soon.

I can't believe that he sent another e-mail, on top of everything else he has done. *sigh* You should not feel guilty one bit about venting, that's one of the many things we are here for. We are your friends, and will do what it takes to make you feel better. *hugs* Honestly, at this point, I am not sure why you care. He decided to throw away the best thing that ever happened to him, so he deserves to be lonely.

Large quantities of Jameson is my favorite prescription for what ails ya.

*idly plays with Magda's hair as she rest on his shoulder*

Quote:
I am all at sixes and sevens tonight...

I wouldn't know what this means if it wasn't for Austin Powers 3.

You shouldn't have to lie and pretend that all is well when it isn't, doll. That's just more stress on top of your grief.

*sets out a huge number of carbombs, then does one to get things started right*

~jimi
Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness
And cleanliness is godliness, and god is empty just like me

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Friday, June 8, 2007 1:23 AM

HELL'S KITTEN

Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:
I am really bringing everyone down aren't I... I am honestly sorry - I just aren't good at lying even when it's trying to pretend all is well with the world...

Sweetheart, don't ever apologize for feeling the way you do.
You're not bringing us down. We're the support, we love you.
Be however you need to be for however long it takes, we're not going anywhere.

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Friday, June 8, 2007 1:29 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:
I am really bringing everyone down aren't I... I am honestly sorry - I just aren't good at lying even when it's trying to pretend all is well with the world...
Sweetheart, don't ever apologize for feeling the way you do.
You're not bringing us down. We're the support, we love you.
Be however you need to be for however long it takes, we're not going anywhere.

*gets HK a morning Dew*

Yeah, what she said. Listen to the smart ninja kitty.

~jimi
Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness
And cleanliness is godliness, and god is empty just like me

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Friday, June 8, 2007 1:45 AM

PENGUIN

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:
I am really bringing everyone down aren't I... I am honestly sorry - I just aren't good at lying even when it's trying to pretend all is well with the world...
Sweetheart, don't ever apologize for feeling the way you do.
You're not bringing us down. We're the support, we love you.
Be however you need to be for however long it takes, we're not going anywhere.

What the kitty said! We're always here for you, dear one...

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Friday, June 8, 2007 1:50 AM

*gets Penguin a morning ice-cold Coke*

~jimi
Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness
And cleanliness is godliness, and god is empty just like me

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Friday, June 8, 2007 1:52 AM

PENGUIN

Thank you, kind sir!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Friday, June 8, 2007 1:54 AM