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Favoutite sex quotes

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Monday, December 31, 2007 9:41 AM

"Frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking parts, and not...interlock!" -Anya

"...it's been a while... a long damn
while since anybody but me took a
hold a'my plough so don't think for
a second that I ain't interested." - Mal

" Like you've been puddling over every pair of pants that walks in here tonight." -Original Cindy

In the mood for Chrisisall

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Monday, December 31, 2007 10:24 AM

KIRKULES

There are so many good ones from South Park. Most a little too crude to post here.

Herbert Garrison: Let's all look at why Muslims are upset. First of all, in the Muslim religion, you're not allowed to have what? Sex. Good. There's no sex until marriage in the Muslim world. Now, this would be fine except that in the Muslim religion you also can't... Anybody? Jack off. Okay, jacking it is strictly forbidden in the Muslim religion. And what do we know about the places Muslims live? They live in? Good, sand. Now put yourself in the shoes of a Muslim. It's Friday night, but you can't have sex, and you can't jack off. There's sand in your eyes and probably in the crack of your ass, and then some cartoon comes along from a country where people are getting laid, and mocks your prophet. Well, you know what? I'd be pretty pissed off too!

Mr. Garrison:Now does anyone know what sexual harassment means?"
[Cartman raises his hand]
Mr. Garrison: Yes, Eric?
Eric Cartman: When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.

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Monday, December 31, 2007 10:31 AM

CRUITHNE3753

I once saw an out-take from some porn flick which had one of the most confidence-crushing questions imaginable... "Is it in?"

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Monday, December 31, 2007 10:41 AM

DARKFLY

One comes to mind straight away but is far to rude to post, yeah the d*ck, p**sy, & assh*le one from Team America.

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Monday, December 31, 2007 11:49 AM

DERANGEDMILK

Cartman: "He just made me close my eyes and suck it out of a hose."

"Storms getting worse."
"We'll pass through it soon enough."

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Monday, December 31, 2007 12:57 PM

FARFLY

My favorite is from the "Hush" episode. There were no words in this quote, just a little hand signal from Anya right after Xander beats up Spike.

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Monday, December 31, 2007 1:02 PM

BLINDOUTLAW

Dexter: There's an elephant in the corner, and his name is sex.

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That was when i found out my pants were on fire, and that's my Courageous story.

http://www.myspace.com/blindoutlaw

- Jimmy the Blindoutlaw

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Monday, December 31, 2007 3:23 PM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.

Sex is not the answer.

Sex is the question.

Yes is the answer.

"This is the twenty first century, can't you get it through your head? This ain't the way it was meant to be, magic isn't dead." -- Marillion.

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Tuesday, January 1, 2008 6:47 AM

DONCOAT

"That was the most fun I've ever had without laughing."
-- Alvy (Woody Allen), Annie Hall

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I'm pointin' right at it!

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Tuesday, January 1, 2008 8:20 AM

GORRAMGROUPIE

I won't feel guilty
No matter what they're telling me
I won't feel dirty and buy into their misery
I won't be shamed cause I believe that love is free
It fuels the heart and sex is not the enemy

Garbage of course.

EDIT: That's why I never kiss them on the mouth.

I have 6 locks on my door and bolt every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they're always locking 3 locks.

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Tuesday, January 1, 2008 11:37 AM

MADRIK

"I'm goin' on a year now and I've nothin' to twix my nethers that won't run on batteries!"
--You all know

Many others; can't think of em now.

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Friday, January 4, 2008 1:30 PM

IREMIST

I've always considered myself to be a connoisseur
of witty innuendo, translation: I'm a shameless flirt....

Some fav quotes:

Robin Williams- God gives man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one of them.

Bill Maher- Kids, they're not easy, but there has to be some penalty for sex.

Shows with a gross amount of innuendo- MXC and Whose line is it anyway?

Fav Scene...... Robin Hood, Men in Tights where he sings "The Night Is Young And You're So Beautiful"

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Friday, January 4, 2008 1:45 PM

PHYRELIGHT

Quote:
Originally posted by Cruithne3753:
I once saw an out-take from some porn flick which had one of the most confidence-crushing questions imaginable... "Is it in?"

LOL! Wow, that's terrible!

OLD JOE: I made sweet love to her through the summer of 1948.
-Waitress

I love how Andy Griffith delivers this line.

"I swear, having you guys in my corner is like being friends with Zorro."
-Joss on us fans and our persistent reputation
Thanks, Joss!

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