FIREFLY MALE REVIEW! by Elwoodmom

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Originally posted by Neroli:
Ok, Ok, so Saffron's appeal is not just her breasts, I stand corrected...I think...LOL

And for the record, if I was a guy or leaned towards women folk, I'd have to pick Kaylee.

Because she's sweet and so darn cute.

Well I did mention the trampoline didn't I?

Ummm, yeah...*whistles innocently and goes back to watching Our Mrs. Reynolds*

"Pain is scary..."

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Sunday, April 25, 2004 7:08 PM

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Originally posted by Gunhand:

Well I did mention the trampoline didn't I?

Ummm, yeah...*whistles innocently and goes back to watching Our Mrs. Reynolds*

"Pain is scary..."

Hence, the "I think" part...LMAO!

And just so you know, that innocent whistle is not fooling anyone. Might want to work on that.

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Sunday, April 25, 2004 7:16 PM

Yeah never has fooled anyone, but I figure if I keep it up someday it will.

Nah.

Actually when I pull my innocent act it makes me look all kinds of completely guilty. But then again it could be all sorts of a cunning double bluff.

Again...nah.

"Pain is scary..."

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Sunday, April 25, 2004 7:44 PM

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Originally posted by Gunhand:
Yeah never has fooled anyone, but I figure if I keep it up someday it will.

Nah.

Actually when I pull my innocent act it makes me look all kinds of completely guilty. But then again it could be all sorts of a cunning double bluff.

Again...nah.

"Pain is scary..."

Well, if you look Jayne-ish, I can see why it wouldn't fool anyone. And having a Mal/Wash type personality really wouldn't help matters much.

Plus the whole part Scottish, cowboy thing. Really, the stack is loaded against you looking innocent-like.

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Monday, April 26, 2004 2:55 AM

VAPIDCAT

Ah, well I'm lucky enough to have a Wash of my own at home, and since I've been favorably compared to Zoe in attitude, Wash is the man for me.

But, damn, Mal is yummy.

"Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose in the engine room?"

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Monday, April 26, 2004 5:48 AM

I believe Wash just got his first vote! This race is getting heated! And I think it's a close one between Zoe and Kaylee...stay tuned, everyone! Let's hope for more votes!

What could the winners get? Hmmm...maybe a night out with all their fans! First round is on me!

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Monday, April 26, 2004 6:28 AM

CSTEINME

Adam! He's my Big Damn Hero.

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Monday, April 26, 2004 7:27 AM

HEB

Mal every time.

Although I do like Simon and Wash as well.

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Monday, April 26, 2004 8:36 AM

HYPERCOMA

My Fave Gals In Order Of Preference:

Zoe - Tough, gorgeous, smart, fearless, proficiant with weapons, and loves her goofy man!

Kaylee - Girl-next-door beauty, optimistic, compassionate, knows her way around an engine room!

Inara - Class personified, smoky, smouldering erotic beauty, totally rocks a tea ceremony!

River - Understated and elfin in her beauty, smarter than she needs to be, observes what is Really important, grace despite all she's been thru!

Lisa

Naked - Not wearing any clothes.
Nekkid - Not wearing any clothes and up to something!

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Monday, April 26, 2004 8:42 AM

HYPERCOMA

My Fave Menfolk In Order Of Preference:

Wash - Not too different than my own Hubby! Funny, quirky, passionate about his gal, and truly a romantic at heart. Doesn't hurt that he's great with them switches!

Jayne - Who doesn't love Jayne? Don't think I need to explain him!

Mal - Ah! Not too pretty and knows how to work that tattoo! Yum!

Book - The only man I'd give up atheism for! Older men are just, wow.

Simon - Pretty pretty pretty! I'd just love to scratch my initials in his chest! Drool!

Lisa

Naked - Not wearing any clothes.
Nekkid - Not wearing any clothes and up to something!

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Monday, April 26, 2004 8:57 AM

MALICIOUS

Ooooohhh, the possibilities!! I feel like a kid in a candy store. First I'd start with Mal (see my name?), then Jayne (he can brush my hair, too), then Wash (we can discuss dinosaurs and goslings), then Book (I wonder how good HIS bible is?!), then Simon (even though he's kinda young looking for my taste). And the next day, I'd start all over again.

Then I'd wake up....

Mal-licious

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Monday, April 26, 2004 9:07 AM

SOONERDAX

As a proud Fillionaire, my vote of course is for Cappy!!

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Monday, April 26, 2004 11:39 AM

DUBBAGE42

Very tough questions...

If I am just choosing on character... I have to say Jayne for the guys - I love a "bad boy" and I think there is so much more to his character that we haven't gotten to see yet. Besides... Jayne is *hot*

For the gals - I would have to choose Zoe. Gotta love a tall beautiful woman who can kick a$$!!

Deb

Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.

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Monday, April 26, 2004 1:46 PM

JUSTDAVID

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Originally posted by Meneluin:
Alright, so now we have a man that claims he is very Jayne-esques. Time for all you Simon wannabes to come out....

I guess that would be me. I got Simon on the personality test, always scored in the top 2 percent in the standardized tests in school, yada, yada. Physically, I'm more like Mal, and at first I identified more with him. But, I have to admit that at my core, Simon and I are spiritual twins.

"Light it."

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Monday, April 26, 2004 3:48 PM

DUCKIE

Simon. I just find intelligent men very, very sexy. Added to the fact that he's very, very sexy anyway. I have to add my vote to the above on the dark hair/blue eyes issue. He's SOOO pretty! *And* top 3% in his class. And he looks after his little sister. He's sweet.

Okay, so that wasn't terribly coherent

When I saw the first episode the first time, I thought he was a baddie, and I thought "What a waste!"

S.A.
"We're all dreaming. ... Don't make faces."

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Monday, April 26, 2004 4:14 PM

HLGEM

Gotta go for Cappy.

BTW, I aways thought Saffron was rather flat chested myself.

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Monday, April 26, 2004 4:33 PM

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Originally posted by HLGEM:
Gotta go for Cappy.

BTW, I aways thought Saffron was rather flat chested myself.

Saffron...flat...chested?

This is where I need a "Great Googley Moogley" emoticon.

I am speachless.

"Pain is scary..."

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Monday, April 26, 2004 4:45 PM

Thanks for all of todays votes!

Would someone please buy Saffron a BRA??

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Monday, April 26, 2004 4:58 PM

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Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Thanks for all of todays votes!

Would someone please buy Saffron a BRA??

I'll buy her one, as long as I get to pick it out too.

Corsets count as bras right?

"Pain is scary..."

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Monday, April 26, 2004 5:11 PM

MISSAYATAM

Simon is by far the sexiest man on the show. He not only is physically sexy ( just think of objects in space when he had his shirt off ), he is noble ( when he told Jayne that when he is on his table he is safe ) He is intelligent, and he risked his life to save his sisters. He would do anything to save someone else and that is the sexiest thing of all. He is also shy around women which can also be sexy.

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Monday, April 26, 2004 5:11 PM

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Originally posted by Gunhand:

I'll buy her one, as long as I get to pick it out too.

Corsets count as bras right?

"Pain is scary..."

Weeeeell, not really...but I bet you'll have fun lacing her into it. LMAO!!

Just be careful not to be standing in front of her when they pop out...LOL

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Monday, April 26, 2004 5:14 PM

Standing in front of her when they pop out...could be dangerous. But I'm not afraid of danger.

Incidentally has anyone done an official tally of the votes up to this point? I would but I'm watching Trash again. Think I actually found something very, very interesting in it. Gonna double check.

No doesn't have to do with Saffron. This is like scholarly research here by gum.

"Pain is scary..."

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Monday, April 26, 2004 5:31 PM

Most corsets lace in the back, now a bodice will usually lace up the front.

So if it is a corset, you should be fairly safe. Of course, they can still take out an eye even if you are behind her if you lace it too tightly.

And you must let us know what you have found in "Trash" that is not Saffron related, didn't know there was anything else in that ep.

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Monday, April 26, 2004 5:46 PM

Yeah I always get those two mixed up. Most of the women I've dated were unimaginative in the unmentionables department. Most of them were unimaginable in the mentionables too, but I won't mention that either. So my confuzzlement is partially justified and no reflection on anything much at all.

And the non-Saffron Trash ramble is now up as well, the Monty thread.

"Pain is scary..."

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Monday, April 26, 2004 5:57 PM

One of the joys of dressing as a wench for Ren Faire's is you learn these things...also get a tad less concerned about talking about them.

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Monday, April 26, 2004 6:02 PM

Hello, everyone.

I need to clear up a couple of things before I give a tally:

Vapidcat, does this mean you are voting for Zoe?

Hypercoma, does this mean you are voting for Zoe and Wash?

Malicious, does this mean you are voting for Mal?

It's a tighter race than I thought, folks. Get your friends to vote!

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Monday, April 26, 2004 6:06 PM

Well I'm down for Jayne (male) and...guess I've been converted from Kaylee to Saffron (female).

I also have some Ren Faire experience, well if you count showing up at one in a kilt and drinking a lot while debating history with folk an 'experience'.

"Pain is scary..."

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Monday, April 26, 2004 6:25 PM

Um....can I change my vote from Jayne to Gunhand?

A Jayne looking, Mal/Wash mixed personality Cowboy in a Kilt...be still my beating heart!!

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Monday, April 26, 2004 6:30 PM

SHSSAY

Ha ha! What a great thread! Whenever I try and decide which male actor is the hottest on Firefly, it always comes down to Mal and Simon. When it comes to choosing just one of them, I had a difficult time. I eventually decided on Mal. He has the rugged good looks, he's tall, he's got gorgeous eyes....yeah. Mal's my guy.

I also like him because of his personality on the show. He has a great moral code, a sardonic sense of humor, but most of all he's definitely in charge. He's the manly kind of man, and I don't see that often outside of a movie or television show.

"Two by two, hands of blue." -River Tam

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Monday, April 26, 2004 6:35 PM

Neroli,

I just read your profile. Would you like to vote for River?

Um...I could change your vote to Gunhand, if you'd like! Someone needs to tell Adam Baldwin that this cowboy is stealing some thunder! :)

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Monday, April 26, 2004 6:39 PM

Nope, much as I love River it is not in a "she's hot" kinda way...LOL

I'll stick with Kaylee for that.

Ooo...can I tell Adam? I could comfort him some before I desert him totally.

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Monday, April 26, 2004 6:42 PM

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Originally posted by Neroli:
Um....can I change my vote from Jayne to Gunhand?

A Jayne looking, Mal/Wash mixed personality Cowboy in a Kilt...be still my beating heart!!

With a tatoo in Chinese!

Well at least after next week.

"Pain is scary..."

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Monday, April 26, 2004 6:55 PM

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Originally posted by Gunhand:

With a tatoo in Chinese!

Well at least after next week.

"Pain is scary..."

~faints~

Ok, that's it, I am adding Gunhand's Cyber-Groupie as my tagline.

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Monday, April 26, 2004 7:42 PM

SANMI

as i said before I LOVE ALAN TUDYK.
every part of him,the way when he simles the way his big blue round eyes light up, his fine toned body the arms the hands, the way he curls his lips the way he drwas you to his eyes the strong jaw bones the the well Im getting dizzy. the way he makes you want hold you in his arms wisper in you'er ear.im not in love in wash I love alan not love love well mabe.
to answer your qustion jane, he's the big teddy bear type the kind of the man that can take care of you.I dont think I have ever seen such beautiful eyes but my heart will always be with alan.

aleast Im sumtin in the world

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Monday, April 26, 2004 8:00 PM

I have a groupie, that's a first for me.

So if Madagascar Cobb auditions ever come up I expect you to be there for me with a Big Damn Sign, hootin' and/or hollerin' to make sure they make the right choice.

"Pain is scary..."

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Monday, April 26, 2004 8:15 PM

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Originally posted by Gunhand:
I have a groupie, that's a first for me.

So if Madagascar Cobb auditions ever come up I expect you to be there for me with a Big Damn Sign, hootin' and/or hollerin' to make sure they make the right choice.

"Pain is scary..."

Yep, yep...be there with bells on and a BDS, hooterin' and hollerin'.

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Monday, April 26, 2004 8:38 PM

LINDALE

for the guys, Simon. Not even close. The rest are nice too, but Simon's just... to me, the most important thing about someone is their mind. Then their sense of humor, then maybe their looks. The fact that Simon's so intelligent, with a good sense of humor, on top of being so gorram good-looking makes pretty much the perfect guy.

now, for the girls- hmm. I'm feeling bad for Inara, feel like she's not gettin the love she deserves. Now normally I think I'd say Zoe, cause she's just awesome, but today I'm just feelin' the Inara. As Nandi says, she's one hell of a woman. (oh, and btw, I'd like to second the Get Saffron a bra motion. geez!)

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Monday, April 26, 2004 10:17 PM

ZORIAH

For the Guys: Jayne, I turned into a fangirl over him. Now I'm reading Neroli's fanfics like there is no tomorrow *grin*. Why? Well of course Adam is tall, muscular, with that deep sexy voice and nice chest ala Jaynestown. And the character? I love him cos he's a tall, sexy, funny, dangerous, arrogant, mercenary, morally ambiguous lummox who loves his mom and crushes on Kaylee and who even though he's done bad things, still wants people to think well of him. And he wears a funny hat

Adam summed him up best - Sex, Muscle, Humor, Thuggery: Jayne!

Now for the gals I would have to go with Kaylee, she's gorgeous, loveable, clever, compassionate and sexy and she knows her ships. If I was a guy and she smiled at me like she did in Serenity I would just melt.

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Monday, April 26, 2004 11:18 PM

CALHOUN

Now, I am definitely heterosexual and lean towards women folk but DAMN I could easily be coaxed into a big group ORGY with the entire cast!

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Tuesday, April 27, 2004 1:13 AM

HLGEM

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Originally posted by Gunhand:
Quote:
Originally posted by HLGEM:
Gotta go for Cappy.

BTW, I aways thought Saffron was rather flat chested myself.

Saffron...flat...chested?

This is where I need a "Great Googley Moogley" emoticon.

I am speachless.

"Pain is scary..."

You have to understand, I'm a 42F bra size, her boobs are probably only a third my size, so flat chested to me.

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Tuesday, April 27, 2004 3:18 AM

VAPIDCAT

Nope- I'm definitely voting for Wash. He's my guy.

Zoë: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller.
Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black market beagles.

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Tuesday, April 27, 2004 5:32 AM

I nominate Hlgem to take Saffron by the hand to the lingerie department at Macys. (You know, the 2-for-1 sale!)

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Tuesday, April 27, 2004 5:34 AM

Vapidcat, I have your vote down for Wash. But I was wondering if you were voting for Zoe in the gal department.

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Tuesday, April 27, 2004 5:44 AM

VAPIDCAT

Sure- I lean towards chasing men, but I'll give Zoe a vote!

Zoë: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller.
Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black market beagles.

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Tuesday, April 27, 2004 6:32 AM

Lindale, I too was wondering why Inara hasn't recieved a vote. I think that she's so elegant, beautiful and cultured, most men and women feel a little intimidated by that unearthly presence. Maybe that's why Mal is rude to her. It makes him feel a little more worthy to knock her down a bit; even the playing field?

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Tuesday, April 27, 2004 6:34 AM