Browncoat Bar & Grill - Always bet on the Underdog Baby! by Kelkhil

lol, no official day, I'm just feeling piratical!

it's not the cretins today so much as the customers, I don't have to deal with them very often but whenever I do it is bad. v bad.

Yarr!

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 2:57 AM

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Originally posted by magdalena:
I think my twin brother just turned pink and went down on someone... ?

O.O

...!!!

...does that mean something different in Australia than it does in the US...?

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 3:13 AM

BLACKADDER7

Yeah, I wasn't gonna touch that one.

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 3:58 AM

well, i think someone should...

((giggle snort double entendre so immature))

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 4:09 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:
I think my twin brother just turned pink and went down on someone... ?
O.O

...!!!

...does that mean something different in Australia than it does in the US...?

Holy Crap! I did what?????????

*catches up on the thread*

um....

((hides))

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
well, i think someone should...

((giggle snort double entendre so immature))

((HehehehehehehBwahahahahaha!))

*coffee is sprayed from the shadows (more likely than not through the nose)*

Um... yeah.... well...

((flees))

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 4:18 AM

MOLOTOV

*Walks through the doors of the bar with a look of total confusion*

^Like this, only more inquisitive, and less pathetic looking(he hopes).

So anyways, 3 questions.
1. What exactly is this place?
2. Can I get a brandy manhattan on the rocks with an orange?
3. Is there a smoking ban in effect at this bar?

*Rolls a cigarette and lights it while he waits for clarification*

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 4:37 AM

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Originally posted by Molotov:
So anyways, 3 questions.
1. What exactly is this place?
2. Can I get a brandy manhattan on the rocks with an orange?
3. Is there a smoking ban in effect at this bar?

1. bar & grill, home of the shirtless paladin bartender, Kelkhil. it's just this place, ya know? for typing at, to, and with people. ^^

2. sure. not from me, mind you, but someone should be along to help shortly... XD

3. absolutely not!

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 5:08 AM

Yarr!

sorry having one of those days now, started so well, why does work have to suck and one of my colleagues has brought a guitar in and all I want to do is sit in the corner and play, this being an adult thing sucks a

through a straw

*hides in the corner and quietly gibbers*

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 5:18 AM

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Originally posted by gee:
this being an adult thing sucks a through a straw

oh. my. that visual...
...something i really didn't need.

XD

sorry you're having a crap day, Gee. maybe you need to take silly pictures of yourself and post them in the photo thread. ^^

so, where is everyone? i can't very well entertain myself.

...

well, okay, i can, but that's not the point.

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 5:34 AM

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Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:

so, where is everyone? i can't very well entertain myself.

...

well, okay, i can, but that's not the point.

*gets popcorn just in case there is a show*

What? So for some reason my mind hit gutter mode? (Thanks Mags for the carnal ideas!!)

((hides again))

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 5:39 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 5:51 AM

BLACKADDER7

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
i can't very well entertain myself.

...

well, okay, i can

Another one I'm just not going to touch.

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 6:00 AM

Ok yes it means something different in Australia... so lets all try to get our minds back to the pure as the driven snow they usually are...

Gee- HUGS and such

need diet coke and some kind of tranquilizer

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 6:02 AM

MOLOTOV

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
i can't very well entertain myself.

...

well, okay, i can

I was gonna go to bed then I got sucked into a RWED thread.

I was weak
Plus I'm still waiting for my Brandy Manhattan to put me to sleep.

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 6:06 AM

Ok Jimi update... he was in a car accident. He is fine, but his car was totaled. The person who hit him has insurance and will be covering a rental car...but yet again he has worse luck than a diseased lab rat

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 6:09 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Blackadder7:
Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
i can't very well entertain myself.

...

well, okay, i can

Another one I'm just not going to touch.

Isn't that kind of the point?

Day going to hell, I could do photos for the photos thread except I hate having my photo taken (hence why it took so long to post my ugly mug in the first place) and I work in an office, which is all a bit dull

I might head to the breakables room, if only nvg was about I might try one of his Yank lawful weapon type things but in truth I shall probably stick to my golf clubs, anyone need a destructo caddy?

EDIT:

S

just seen the news about Jimi, hope he's holding up ok, my other half still suffers in her shoulder cause of when some

ran into the back of my van whilst she was driving, if anybody who speaks to him in this dreaded RL thing, let him know I'll be thinking of him, feel bad about grousing about my day now.

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 6:38 AM

NOBLEBROWNCOAT

Havin a long hard week.

I've returned for my shot and brew. (thanks in advance for the drinks) I'm gonna go sit in a corner and listen to Elliott Smith. Company Welcome.

::Lights a cigarette and relaxes::

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 6:44 AM

Is it just me or is this week crawling by really slowly???

NV left weapons in the breakables room under the counter Gee... have at it. There's also a shooting room :)

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 7:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB:
so lets all try to get our minds back to the pure as the driven snow they usually are...

BOOOOOO! Hisssssss! ((pelts MsB with some of Kelkhil's popcorn)) XD

Quote:
Originally posted by gee:
Isn't that kind of the point?

excellently fielded! ((snikker))

Quote:
Originally posted by Molotov:
I was gonna go to bed then I got sucked into a RWED thread.

I was weak

oh, no... you poor thing...! those places are awful and should be avoided.
unless you like pain, ignorance, hatred and utter futility, i guess... ((snerk))

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 7:24 AM

MOLOTOV

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:

those places are awful and should be avoided.
unless you like pain, ignorance, hatred and utter futility, i guess... ((snerk))

Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking. I'm such a FOOL! To make matters worse, it was an anti-Ron Paul post in a Ron-Paul thread. What the hell was I thinking.

Posting on boards is like hormones, when mixed with alcohol, bad judgment is highly probable, and is a habit I should probably not get myself used to.
I'll save the booze for chat.
Speaking of...
If the bar tender ever gets here, just let him or her know, I'll need my drink when I wake up this afternoon, I have some heavy machinery to play with. Oh, and also that I left the money on the bar... Even though I didn't.

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 7:28 AM

you're new.
we'll cover your tab.
and abuse you accordingly. ^^

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 7:36 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
Quote:
Originally posted by MSB:
so lets all try to get our minds back to the pure as the driven snow they usually are...
BOOOOOO! Hisssssss! ((pelts MsB with some of Kelkhil's popcorn)) XD
Quote:
Originally posted by Molotov:
I was gonna go to bed then I got sucked into a RWED thread.

I was weak
oh, no... you poor thing...! those places are awful and should be avoided.
unless you like pain, ignorance, hatred and utter futility, i guess... ((snerk))

(Helps the Sneaky One pelt MSB)

But...but... sometimes I play in RWED. I like to poke the bears

is fun!

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 7:38 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
(re: RWED) But...but... sometimes I play there. I like to poke the bears is fun!

oh, i know... but you're Teh Cute, so you get a pass, grasshopper.

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 7:46 AM

NVGHOSTRIDER

Whoa. Good insinuation. What an evening that was had. Sorry I missed it.

(Opens weapons locker for Gee)

There are a ton of interesting things here. Armory of member at another board who is no longer with us. Sure he won't mind.

RIP HK33K

Gots mad skillz, loves playing with matches.

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 7:50 AM

FREELANCERTEX

*sighs* thanks so much RF, hands feel much better now. quite a display in the breakables room, i might add.

impressive armory

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 7:53 AM

*is pelted with popcorn* HEY!! Oh yeah the driven snow thing... looks at HK... well I'm a teacher I signed a contract that said I would be all virtuous... ( yeah like they can check)

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 8:02 AM

sure, sure, but you're not my teacher.
and you didn't sign my contract.
(which i would be more than happy to provide for you. what's a little soul between friends, eh?)
((snikker))

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 8:11 AM

MOBBEX

Quote:
Originally posted by NobleBrowncoat:
I'm gonna go sit in a corner and listen to Elliott Smith. Company Welcome.

::Lights a cigarette and relaxes::

Coming!

*lights a ciggie*

*coughs*

*re-coughs*

EDIT: Hey, btw, what's a RWED thread exactly?

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 8:15 AM

You have to go on the smoking porch with that sweety...giggle ( not really)

HK- hey like I said if you can guarantee I'd look like you... my soul is yours

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 8:18 AM

NVGHOSTRIDER

Real World Event Discussions is a collection of threads lower on the main page. Discussions on just that, Real World Events. I stay away as it began to feel as a waste of energy after a while. Not that I don't like hearing and diplaying opposing view points. It just seems you can't be heard by some people who are continually right. Still drop in from time to time. But never to hang out like I used to.

Gots mad skillz, loves playing with matches.

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 8:22 AM

MOBBEX

Quote:
Real World Event Discussions is a collection of threads lower on the main page. Discussions on just that, Real World Events. I stay away as it began to feel as a waste of energy after a while. Not that I don't like hearing and diplaying opposing view points. It just seems you can't be heard by some people who are continually right. Still drop in from time to time. But never to hang out like I used to.

I see... Doesn't seem like my kind of thing either. Real world can be so plain and boring... Too bad I'm stuck in it like 90% of the time.

Hmmm... Make that 85%

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 8:26 AM

see my real world is never boring.. psychotic and disturbing( along with profoundly frustrating

) but not boring...

HUGS NV

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 8:29 AM

MOBBEX

Is it wrong if psychotic and disturbing feels like boring to me?

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 8:47 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
oh, i know... but you're Teh Cute, so you get a pass, grasshopper.

I swear you Lasses just say stuff like that to get us to do that.....

(e-hugs the Sneaky One)

((flees)

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 8:47 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

I've never felt less politically isolated in my life. I can actually be proud of my state this day.
*buys everyone drinks*

I don't think that being cautiously ashamed, or selectively ashamed, or in any way ashamed of who I am is any way to live my life.

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 9:03 AM

RIVERFLAN

*sleep-walks into the bar*
*collapses on the floor*

Someone push me into a furnace or something so I don't have to feel so miserable please.

#~%~~*~~~&~~~*~~%~#\/#~%~~*~~~&~~~*~~%~#

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98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature.

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 9:10 AM

HUGS RF...you ok sweety?

HUGS Rose that's great !!!

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 10:49 AM

*bows to HK*

My pleasure dear!

*accepts PR's drink gladly*

happy for you my dear, I still haven't had a chance to catch up on Super Tuesday news yet but shall do, although getting worried about the McCain somehow becoming the front runner for the republicans! We shall leave the politics now.

OMG NVG! That's seriously someone's arsenal, what are they planning to invade. I'm suddenly feeling very British and erm... we shall leave gun control laws until I don't have run off and do OU work.

Have a good eveing all.

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 10:51 AM

Ah.... the Crickets of Political Opinion have arrived!

*ducks PR's fist*

does not talk Politics. Causes too many arguments with loved ones!

((Flees))

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 11:06 AM

Hugs Gee... enjoy the online class:)

Kelkhil- can I have another cold diet coke??

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 11:08 AM

*springs forth and produces a cold Diet Coke with lime for MSB*

*springs back to his hidey-hole*

((lurks))

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 11:19 AM

BLACKADDER7

I'm drinking 'Coke Cherry Zero'. Tastes decent, even if it probably is messing my insides up something awful.

Wondering if it's any different from Diet Cherry Coke. I'm betting not, just new packaging to try and increase sales.

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 11:59 AM

GORRAMGROUPIE

Hey all!
Sorry to hear about Jimi, that sucks!
Been gone a few days, due to employment being ended.But that's ok, as we are getting ready to move back to whence we came, at a better job than before! So have been very busy interviewing, packing, etc.

I have to confess, I have electile dysfunction, the inability to become excited by any of the candidates running. Although, if the second Clinton wins, we're moving to Canada.

'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
Police Squad

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 12:45 PM

AVERYFINECOMPANION

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
*springs forth and produces a cold Diet Coke with lime for MSB*

*springs back to his hidey-hole*

((lurks))

Kel! come out come out where ever you are!!

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 1:02 PM

ZEROKIRYU

*Pokes Avery*

...Poke...Poke...

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"It's all masquerade
Just who is who, I can't say" - Hyde

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 1:03 PM

HUGs thanks Kelkhil sweety:)

OK all headed home ( after yoga) but might pop in tonight

HUGS to all :)

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 3:33 PM

STINKINGROSE

That's my own personal senator you're running from, there snookums. She could be worse.

I knew the minute she decided to run for Senate she was going to make a bid to get her old bedroom back someday.

Canada's always a good option no matter who's parking their shoes in the oval office.

(Kelkhil's assertion being cheerfully illustrated above.)

So, to the newbie:
There is a robot barkeep on duty at all times, you
can get anything you want (including a pan galactic gargle blaster) at any time, and there's a "special" smoking room, a breakables room, a hot tub somewhere, a jukebox of infinite selection (possibly even things that were never actually recorded but should have been), and a nap loft area full of comfy plush smooshy things which I built a while back when there was a rash of nappers.
Do not disturb the potted plants, and if you see any cold Mountain Dews lying about they're off limits as they are HK bait. There also may be the occasional glomp trap left lying carelessly about.

Beware the unexpected enthusiastic hug!

Welcome and make yourself to home.
No trolls allowed. They have their own thread, and we do not have arguments here.

I am now going to imbibe a mango daquiri the size of my head. It was a long day.

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008 3:56 PM