FIREFLY MALE REVIEW! by Elwoodmom

Bernadette, glad you like this thread! Hope you get some good smakin!

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Tuesday, April 27, 2004 10:32 AM

Well everyone, here's some preliminary results:

MEN
Tie for first place, with 11 votes each is Mal and Jayne! Jayne took a strong lead in the beginning, but like in "Ariel", Mal came up and smacked him upside the head! Simon comes in with 7 votes, followed with Wash's 4.

LADIES
Zoe comes out the frontrunner with 5 votes, followed with Kaylee's 3. Saffron, unbelievingly, has 2 votes, and Inara has 1.

That's it for now. Let's hope for more votes, I don't want to end this with a tie!

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Tuesday, April 27, 2004 10:34 AM

AND, please help me to spread the thread!

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Tuesday, April 27, 2004 10:47 AM

MENELUIN

Quote:
Originally posted by Channain:
Quote:
Originally posted by Meneluin:
See, I think Jayne is just so... well, for lack of words: and . I'm surprised more of the ladyfolk haven't spoken up for Mal.

Then let me speak up for him.

Twilight blue eyes...

engaging voice...

NICE mouth...

We have art so as not to die of truth ~ Neitzsche
http://www.mnartists.org/artistHome.do?rid=7922]

Thank you! I knew that would work. He's my second favorite, so I wanted to get him some votes without betraying Doctor Sexy.

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AIM: KingArthursPiano

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Tuesday, April 27, 2004 11:00 AM

GUNHAND

Saffron wound up with two and that surprises you? Seems like she has two of everything els...aww nevermind.

Interestingly enough I was listening to Our Mrs. Reynolds while I was working, had it on in Spanish...long story...And out of the entire cast it actually sounds like Saffron herself (well the actress herself) was doing the Spanish. Sounded exactly like her. The others, not so much. But even if the others sounded nothing like the actual actors it was kinda hillerious.

"Pain is scary..."

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Tuesday, April 27, 2004 12:05 PM

BECKINSALE

Quote:
Originally posted by orangerful:
ew, badger? He's a bit too scruffy for my taste (plus he played that crazy firestarter guy in Season 1 of X files so he creeps me out)

OH! That was him?? I knew I recognized him from somewhere.

Guys: Simon Tam all the way!

MY GOD is Sean one sexy man!

From his voice--to his body--to that damn adorable thing he does with his tongue when he’s smiling brightly. *deep sigh*

Gals: If I leaned toward female folk, I’d have to go with Inara. She’s just walkin’--talkin’ sensuality. I actually think Morena is one of the sexiest women on the planet.

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Tuesday, April 27, 2004 4:31 PM

ANKHAGOGO

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
One of the joys of dressing as a wench for Ren Faire's is you learn these things...also get a tad less concerned about talking about them.

Well, I've never worn a corset, and don't really want to, but I've found that the bodices that lace up the side, rather than the front, give you more boob-poppage. I am fairly non-gifted in the chest department, and with my side-laced one, I get some serious cleavage going. It always kinda startles me. Plus--easier to breathe.

Ok, I put in my Mal vote, so now I'll put in my girl vote. I think I'd have to go Kaylee as well. I think she'd be more fun to just hang around, too. With Kaylee you could be a total dork, and not feel like you were being a total dork.

"We're just happy to be doin' good works."

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Tuesday, April 27, 2004 4:48 PM

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Originally posted by Ankhagogo:

Well, I've never worn a corset, and don't really want to, but I've found that the bodices that lace up the side, rather than the front, give you more boob-poppage. I am fairly non-gifted in the chest department, and with my side-laced one, I get some serious cleavage going. It always kinda startles me. Plus--easier to breathe.

"We're just happy to be doin' good works."

I have never tried one of the side lacing ones. Might have to try one, just for snicks and grins. Of course, I don't really need more boob-poppage. But, the easier to breathe part sure sounds like a plus. Breathing is always good!

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Tuesday, April 27, 2004 5:51 PM

VERITAS

I love this thread, so I have to put in my two cents. For the guys, I love Mal. Kinda hard to resist a man with morals buried under heaps of snark. Plus, tight pants!

For the women, I think the sexiest is Inara. She's just so gorgeous that you want to touch, even though I'd be a little nervous about messing up the pretty.

"What'd you all order a dead guy for?"

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Tuesday, April 27, 2004 7:02 PM

VENA

Sweet guys are nice. Smart is really good. In the end we arrive at that fateful mixture--boring and stupid. The brains never work as advertised.

Give me Jayne and no one will get hurt!!

I’ve got the really long hair he can brush any time, and he has guns, and muscles, and and and…muscles, and TALL!!

The Gal folk: Kaylee
This girl makes me want to wear pink for christ sake. I hate pink.

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Tuesday, April 27, 2004 10:13 PM

CALHOUN

Does the old saying "treat'em mean and keep'em keen" have any basis in fact?

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 12:30 AM

ROBYN

MAL!

Robyn

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 2:05 AM

PATOLVER

> Malcolm Reynolds. Yes sirree. I think I said
> this before, but around Mal I would probably
> turn into first season Willow -- you know,
> make a lot of vowel sounds then have to go
> away.

I love Mal. And Nathan. And I'll be meeting him
in JUST THREE DAYS! Preparing for vowel sound
tuning: aaaaahhhheeeeeeeeoooooooo!

Although Jayne is very loveable - just not as
hot because of the whole stupidity thing.

And Simon is far too classy for me!

Pat

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 2:28 AM

ROBYN

Hi Pat,

Quote:
Originally posted by patolver:

I love Mal. And Nathan. And I'll be meeting him
in JUST THREE DAYS! Preparing for vowel sound
tuning: aaaaahhhheeeeeeeeoooooooo!

May I ask you to ask Nathan a question for me? if you get to ask questions, that is, and if you can ask more than one.
I'd really like to know about the tattoo on his right thigh.

I hope this is not embarrassing to you, if it is just tell me no, I'll accept that, naturally.

Robyn

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 2:35 AM

BETHYB

Mal - absolutely, totally Mal. or Nathan ... either way ... SOOOOO yummy ...

sigh ... yeah, the Cap'n ... with or without tight pants (darn it, KNEW I should have gotten that waterproof keyboard!)

BethyB

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 3:52 AM

DELIA

Quote:
Originally posted by patolver:

I love Mal. And Nathan. And I'll be meeting him
in JUST THREE DAYS! Preparing for vowel sound
tuning: aaaaahhhheeeeeeeeoooooooo!

Okay, now I'm jealous. How are you pulling that off?!

Delia

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 6:35 AM

THE SCALE HAS TIPPED: Mal/Nathan is now in the lead with 15 votes, Jayne/Adam is now at 12 votes. Kaylee/Jewel and Zoe/Gina are tied at 5 votes each, and Inara/Morena now has 3 votes.

Shall we continue the poll for another few days, or a week?

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 10:45 AM

NICOLACLARKE

Guys: Simon. No hesitation. It's the patent, slightly self-absorbed intelligence and the wry, self-deprecating sense of humour that totally does it for me (see his final scene with Mal in the pilot). The shirtless moment in 'Objects in Space' just capped perfection.

Grrrls: hmm, depends. Kaylee I completely adore - I think it's that disarming ability to find the sunny joy in everything, and the cheeky smile. But on balance I think Inara *just* wins out in the hottie stakes - the woman is elegant sensuality embodied. Plus sophisticated, aloof, and extremely quick-attracted - a very attractive qualities, IMHO.

So, Simon and Inara.

/ pure intentions, juxtaposed /

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 10:46 AM

Maybe Patolver will meet Nathan in her dreams!

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 10:49 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
THE SCALE HAS TIPPED: Mal/Nathan is now in the lead with 15 votes, Jayne/Adam is now at 12 votes. Kaylee/Jewel and Zoe/Gina are tied at 5 votes each, and Inara/Morena now has 3 votes.

Shall we continue the poll for another few days, or a week?

I say let this thread live on!!

Can you believe it has more posts then the "Who Has The Biggest Boobs" thead? Something seems off there...or maybe it's just off that I went hunting that thread down to see which one was bigger.

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 10:57 AM

TRACER

hmm tis a tough one to do..

ok out of the ladies i'd have to say Kaylee although zoe does have the whole warrior woman thing...but i just think kaylee has that 'thing'

just as tough with the guys but at the end its probably Simon, although Jayne comes in pretty close.

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 11:50 AM

GUNHAND

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
THE SCALE HAS TIPPED: Mal/Nathan is now in the lead with 15 votes, Jayne/Adam is now at 12 votes. Kaylee/Jewel and Zoe/Gina are tied at 5 votes each, and Inara/Morena now has 3 votes.

Shall we continue the poll for another few days, or a week?

I say let this thread live on!!

Can you believe it has more posts then the "Who Has The Biggest Boobs" thead? Something seems off there...or maybe it's just off that I went hunting that thread down to see which one was bigger.

What there was a biggest boobs thread and I missed it? Search search search work work work...

Oh well, probably for the best, kinda hungover from converting another to the wonders of Firefly last night so wouldn't appriciate it properlike...On the good side though, my friend even used my computer halfway through Safe to order his own boxed set.

Told him about this poll and he agreed with me on Saffron though.

"Pain is scary..."

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 11:55 AM

Then let it live on! This thread must always have more posts than "bigger boobs!" We must prevail!

Neroli, when you pasted my post to your reply, does it automatically come across a different shade?

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 11:56 AM

Tsk...MEN!

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 12:09 PM

GUNHAND

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Tsk...MEN!

Guilty as charged.

"Pain is scary..."

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 12:31 PM

CANTTAKESKY

My top 3 votes are:

Jayne without his shirt
Simon without his shirt
Mal buck nekkid

Can't Take My Gorram Sky

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 1:04 PM

"My top 3 votes are:"

Could you possibly choose one for the vote? which shirtless one, or the naked one?

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 3:15 PM

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Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Then let it live on! This thread must always have more posts than "bigger boobs!" We must prevail!

Neroli, when you pasted my post to your reply, does it automatically come across a different shade?

I use the reply with quotes button, it's right next to the shiney reply one.

Too lazy to cut and paste...hehehe

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 3:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:

What there was a biggest boobs thread and I missed it? Search search search work work work...

Oh well, probably for the best, kinda hungover from converting another to the wonders of Firefly last night so wouldn't appriciate it properlike...On the good side though, my friend even used my computer halfway through Safe to order his own boxed set.

Told him about this poll and he agreed with me on Saffron though.

"Pain is scary..."

Yes, there is such a thread, Succatash started it. Of course...LOL

And he is a male, so his agreeing with you on Saffron is hardly shocking.

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 3:26 PM

Got it. Thanks!

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 3:31 PM

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Originally posted by HLGEM:
Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
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Originally posted by HLGEM:
Gotta go for Cappy.

BTW, I aways thought Saffron was rather flat chested myself.

Saffron...flat...chested?

This is where I need a "Great Googley Moogley" emoticon.

I am speachless.

"Pain is scary..."

You have to understand, I'm a 42F bra size, her boobs are probably only a third my size, so flat chested to me.

HA! I was going to say the same thing. (Not sure of my current conventional size, but I believe I have a 42F in my collection.) She only looks big because she is on a show comprised completely of the "built for speed" models.

Actually, I was wondering if her boobs were filled with some lethal gel or some other substance that could be used as a weapon or some sort of propellant or maybe an oxygen source in a fix. I mean,she is pretty handy in her twisted way.

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Just an object. It doesn't mean what you think....

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 3:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
I nominate Hlgem to take Saffron by the hand to the lingerie department at Macys. (You know, the 2-for-1 sale!)

Ummm -- Hlgem doesn't shop Macy's, dear. Not if she wants to actually find a bra.

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 3:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
THE SCALE HAS TIPPED: Mal/Nathan is now in the lead with 15 votes, Jayne/Adam is now at 12 votes. Kaylee/Jewel and Zoe/Gina are tied at 5 votes each, and Inara/Morena now has 3 votes.

Shall we continue the poll for another few days, or a week?

Okay,okay...quit shovin'. I'll vote already.

I love the show, but admit that none of these are my type. I wanted to vote for Book, because he hasn't any votes yet, but he let that hair out and, like River, now that I know it's there I can't get it out of my mind. So...I'm torn. Simon is closest, because he is a BIG DAMN NERD, but the wet-behind-the-ears smell of milk would turn me off -- he's just a little boy (and his mouth is always hangin' open). Jayne is - umm..Jayne. But I do like the hat. Wash would drive me nuts -- those stupid dinosaurs! So, gotta give it up to our fearless leader. Count my vote for Mal.

This one is easier -- Zoe, because she is fo-ine! She's got the lips of life! And, she is tough -- but will still try the wife soup thing.

Inara has cooler clothes, though.

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 4:05 PM

OZBROWNCOAT

I'm sorry, but in my opinion Jayne wins this poll hands down... There's no contest! The voice, the attitude, the body.. who care's if he can't spell none too good? LOL

I was previously a 100% straight guy before my Jayne exposure.... Let's see if the other cast members can cause THAT kind of reaction! :)

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 4:08 PM

"Okay,okay...quit shovin'. I'll vote already."

Thank you, hope I didn't shove too hard!

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 4:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by OzBrowncoat:
I'm sorry, but in my opinion Jayne wins this poll hands down... There's no contest! The voice, the attitude, the body.. who care's if he can't spell none too good? LOL

I was previously a 100% straight guy before my Jayne exposure.... Let's see if the other cast members can cause THAT kind of reaction! :)

Why do you think I voted for Zoe?

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 4:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
"Okay,okay...quit shovin'. I'll vote already."

Thank you, hope I didn't shove too hard!

Hey, I don't really bruise easily, so it's okay. Thanks for the entertaining and long-lived thread.

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 5:03 PM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Quote:
Originally posted by BethyB:
Mal - absolutely, totally Mal. or Nathan ... either way ... SOOOOO yummy ...

sigh ... yeah, the Cap'n ... with or without tight pants (darn it, KNEW I should have gotten that waterproof keyboard!)

BethyB

I'm wondering...

Do i take this as, Cap'n with tight pants or with not so tight pants OR do i take this as Cap'n with tight pants on, or with no pants on at all.

Both options are good!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Here's to Jayne, the box dropping man-ape-gone-wrong-thing"
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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 5:12 PM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

I vote for:

SIMON! SIMON! SIMON! SIMON! SIMON! SIMON! SIMON! SIMON! SIMON! SIMON! SIMON! SIMON! SIMON! SIMON! SIMON! SIMON! SIMON! SIMON! SIMON! SIMON! SIMON!

Does that put him up in first place?

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"Here's to Jayne, the box dropping man-ape-gone-wrong-thing"
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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 5:41 PM

MISTRESSOFUSELESSKNOWLEDGE

Hey, Howdy, I need some clarification: are you voting for Simon??

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 6:11 PM

Gotta vote here too - I would definitely pick Mal to be stranded with on a beautiful, unpopulated planet!

Mistress of Useless Knowledge

"I love my Captain!"

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 9:19 PM

PATOLVER

I said:

> And I'll be meeting him (Nathan)
> in JUST THREE DAYS!

and Delia asked:

> How are you pulling that off?!

At Fusion in the UK

Robyn asked:

> May I ask you to ask Nathan a question for me? > I'd really like to know about the tattoo on his > right thigh.

I'll see how shy I am when I actually get face to face with the guy.

Pat

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Thursday, April 29, 2004 2:19 AM

BETHYB

Quote:
Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:
Quote:
Originally posted by BethyB:
Mal - absolutely, totally Mal. or Nathan ... either way ... SOOOOO yummy ...

sigh ... yeah, the Cap'n ... with or without tight pants (darn it, KNEW I should have gotten that waterproof keyboard!)

BethyB

I'm wondering...

Do i take this as, Cap'n with tight pants or with not so tight pants OR do i take this as Cap'n with tight pants on, or with no pants on at all.

Both options are good!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Here's to Jayne, the box dropping man-ape-gone-wrong-thing"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Well, the image that *ahem* "sprang" to my mind was the Cap'n with no pants ... hence the drooling ...

BethyB

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Thursday, April 29, 2004 5:10 AM

DELIA

This is one of my favorite threads, and now that I know we're beating the boob thread, I like it even better. Hooray!

I'm sticking with my Simon vote for guys, but I don't think I voted in the gal catagory yet, so I'll cast a vote for Inara -- I really wish I could pull off that level of poise!

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Thursday, April 29, 2004 5:32 AM

I'm so glad you like it, Delia! And thanks for the gal vote.

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Thursday, April 29, 2004 6:51 AM

My deep thoughts on Book:

I'm wondering if he hasn't received any votes yet because;
A. That hair thing!
B. A slight guilt trip in lusting over a man of the cloth...

The series hasn't yet explored his mysterious past, only hints that he may not be all he appears. Maybe if an episode clarified his past a little, like say, something of the racy sort, perhaps he'd get a few votes.

And Gunhand, if your friend wants to vote for Saffron, ask him to log on and enter.

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Thursday, April 29, 2004 6:58 AM