Blue Sun today? by zoid

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Blue Sun today?

POSTED BY: ZOID
UPDATED: Thursday, April 29, 2004 12:57
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Thursday, April 29, 2004 2:25 AM

Everybody:

Quick one, late for work:

BlueSun = IBM (Big Blue) and Sun (Microsystems). Merger of two computer superpowers overcomes or absorbs M$, and rules the galaxy (mwuuhaahaaahaaa!)

Maybe too much coffee...

Respectfully,

zoid

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Thursday, April 29, 2004 2:40 AM

GUNHAND

Hehe, sounds as logical as any other theory I've seen on who the prime suspects are today who could wind up as Blue Sun in the 'Verse.

I have a pet theory, but it's one that requires a tinfoil hat.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Thursday, April 29, 2004 2:54 AM

ZOID

Gunhand:

(zoid dons very shiny hat, as well)

And what might that theory be, oh my droogie?

Respectfully,

zoid

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Thursday, April 29, 2004 3:04 AM

GUNHAND

*makes sure the foil hat is on properly*

My theory is...*lowers voice* That Blue Sun will be formed out of an unholy alliance of Microsoft, WalMart, Circle K, Lockheed Martin's Skunkworks, the UN and...the thawed out evil genius that is Walt Disney.

*takes off the foil hat*

And that's the saner of my theories...

Disturbing eh?

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Thursday, April 29, 2004 5:14 AM

DELIA

Maybe it's because I'm in the middle of an end-of-the-semester, to-hell-with-the-coffee-just-give-me-a-caffiene-IV kind of week, but I really think y'all need to factor Starbucks in somehow. I mean, maybe it all goes back to Restless, from fourth season Buffy, when she has the dream and Riley and the pre-Adam guy explain about how the government has a plan for world domination involving coffee makers that think. And 500 years later, there's a giant Starbucks espresso machine dispensing laws and latte and running the universe.

Or not. I think maybe I need another cup of coffee.

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Thursday, April 29, 2004 6:20 AM

BADGERSHAT

Okay, first of all, you guys are all nuts (and I'm proud to know you).

Second, you're all wrong. Blue Sun has nothing to do with IBM, or Sun Microsystems, or any of the others.

Isn't it OBVIOUS????

In the sooner-or-later, there will be a horrific catastrophe. A band of evil-mindeds will create a super-powerful and fast-acting psychoreactive drug to control all our minds, to be sold under a commonly-known brand name os refreshing beverages.

And, this drug willneed to be distributed across the world... but, since the evil-mindeds are just starting out without a huge bankroll, they need to transport their evilness as cheaply as possible...

... hence, the horrifying, nightmarish, but infinitely clever union of JetBlue and Sunny Delight...

(just the head isn't enough, they get through the soles of your shoes... you need to cover the whole house in foil... and not that Reynold's Wrap, either, they're in onit, providing thermal insulation for the evil-mindeds' potions... )

--The Hat/Jefé

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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

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Thursday, April 29, 2004 7:28 AM

DELIA

Okay, the concept of Sunny Delight having anything to do with the running of the universe is just scary.

We've forgotten Suncom, the wireless phone people. They're probably tracting all subscribers even now.

I was trying to come up with a play on Reynold's wrap and Mal Reynolds, but I'm too tired.

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Thursday, April 29, 2004 7:38 AM

BADGERSHAT

Quote:
Originally posted by Delia:

I was trying to come up with a play on Reynold's wrap and Mal Reynolds, but I'm too tired.

Well, OBVIOUSLY, since they're in on the whole thing, Reynold's Wrap is attempting to "Wrap up" Mal Reynolds! They need to keep him under control, under the thumb of authority, and who better to wrap up a man named Reynolds then a product called "Reynold's Wrap??!!"

See? They're everywhere...

The complete lack of evidence of a conspiracy is the ultimate proof of conspiracy.

--The Hat/Jefé

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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

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Thursday, April 29, 2004 7:55 AM

WHOODAHN

I pulled this off of the Blue Sun website

"Blue Sun is committed to improving our communities and our environment, and contributing to national security by reducing dependence upon imported fuel. Blue Sun's goal is to produce high-quality biodiesel in the most energy efficient and environmentally responsible manner. In doing so, Blue Sun will further the use of biodiesel to improve local, regional and national air quality, all while supporting U.S. agriculture and strengthening the regional and national economy."

The conspiracy to control the worlds food, fuel and economy has already begun.

"I ain't crazy and I've got papers to prove it"

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Thursday, April 29, 2004 8:03 AM

DELIA

WhooDahn,

They have a website?

Delia

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Thursday, April 29, 2004 11:24 AM

DEBBIEBUK1

I've been trying to make the Darling Violetta (guys who did Angel theme tune as well as lot of other great stuff) song "Blue Sun"

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/buffysspirit/buffy/musique/s3/s3e03d.htm

fit in somewhere to the Firefly 'verse, but can't, unless you could relate it to somehow folks abdicating responsibility for managing their own lives to the corporations to make them happy (anyone else read "Jennifer Government"?), which sort of ties in with why people might welcome the Alliance - life was just too gorram hard on some planets.

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Thursday, April 29, 2004 11:46 AM

WHOODAHN

Quote:
Originally posted by Delia:
WhooDahn,

They have a website?

Delia

Do a Yahoo or Google search on Blue Sun. I was surprised how many hits there were.

I got the quote from www.gobluesun.com. I also found this on the same website.

"Members of the Blue Sun Producers cooperative will grow new, low cost, mustard-based oilseed crops that are well adapted to the High Plains’ arid conditions. These crops require less rain than row crops and produce a higher quality fuel than commonly used soybeans. These crops also allow winter wheat farmers to plant the oilseed as an additional crop for the fallow cycle."

It sounds like a company that is poised and ready to deliver agricultural needs to struggling farmers on brave new worlds.

I'm thinking of buying stock in this company. If Joss is right, my descendants will be billionaires.

"I ain't crazy and I've got papers to prove it"

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Thursday, April 29, 2004 12:00 PM

WHOODAHN

OH MY GOD!!!

I just found out who the CEO of Blue Sun is.

No joke, go to the web site and look for yourself.

Jeff Probst
President and CEO, Blue Sun Biodiesel
970-221-0500
http://www.gobluesun.com/html/news.html

What are the odds that the host of 'Survivor' would own a company called Blue Sun?

This conspiracy is getting weirder and weirder.

"I ain't crazy and I've got papers to prove it"

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Thursday, April 29, 2004 12:57 PM

WHOODAHN

It's all starting to make sense now.

Jeff Probst and Mark Burnett have a successful reality show called 'Survivor', actually they are using the money from 'Survivor' to secretly fund an intergalactic space program that uses bio-diesel as fuel. The show 'Survivor' is designed to find a cross section of men and women that will be able to survive on other worlds. At some point in the near future, all of the 'Survivor' contestants will be loaded on a Blue Sun bio-diesel ship and sent off to another planet to stake a claim in space in the name of Blue Sun.

Blue Sun will eventually dominate space travel and be the only company that can supply the new explorers with fuel, agriculture and supplies. They will be subsidized by the political world powers that are looking for a military foothold in space but Blue Sun will not allow themselves to be affiliated with any one nation, the show 'Survivor' has been shot in many locations showing Blue Suns commitment to an international alliance. The political powers of earth have no choice but to create an Alliance and join Blue Sun in space exploration.

Fox cancelled the show "Firefly" due to pressure from Jeff Probst and Mark Burnett because Joss knew what they were doing and was trying to expose them. Joss (AKA Haken) is secretly using Firefly websites to develop an army of Browncoats to stop Blue Sun.

Now that I know the secret, I fear for my life.

Jeff, Mark, I know you are reading this. If anything happens to me, the Browncoats will find the secret location of the next 'Survivor' and tell the world your secret!

www.gobluesun.com

"I ain't crazy and I've got papers to prove it"

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