FIREFLY MALE REVIEW! by Elwoodmom

Thanks for the votes.

Can anyone confirm that Gina Torres is married to Laurence Fishburne?

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Sunday, May 2, 2004 1:36 PM

ANKHAGOGO

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Originally posted by Neroli:
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I have never tried one of the side lacing ones. Might have to try one, just for snicks and grins. Of course, I don't really need more boob-poppage. But, the easier to breathe part sure sounds like a plus. Breathing is always good!

I think it's because the side-laces push 'em forward together & up a bit, rather than just up. And since your laces aren't directly over your lungs, you can pretty much take a whole breath!
My bodice is soft leather -- actually kinda like that vest thingie Zoe wears -- and a dude I know custom made it for me. It's got no metal in it, either, which probably helps with the comfort factor.

"We're just happy to be doin' good works."

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Sunday, May 2, 2004 2:49 PM

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Originally posted by Ankhagogo:

I think it's because the side-laces push 'em forward together & up a bit, rather than just up. And since your laces aren't directly over your lungs, you can pretty much take a whole breath!
My bodice is soft leather -- actually kinda like that vest thingie Zoe wears -- and a dude I know custom made it for me. It's got no metal in it, either, which probably helps with the comfort factor.

"We're just happy to be doin' good works."

Oh, I would just about kill for one with no metal in it. Those bones poke in the most painful places if they get bent wrong, which they always seem to do. All it takes is one attempt to sit down. Of course, mine is not custom made, that makes a huge differance...if I ever get the money or a rich boyfriend I am having one made just for me!!!

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Sunday, May 2, 2004 2:51 PM

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Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Thanks for the votes.

Can anyone confirm that Gina Torres is married to Laurence Fishburne?

Yes, she is, they got married during the filming of OoG. It is mentioned in the commentaries that that was the reason she was hurt for most of that episode. Unless I am smoking crack and totally mis-remembering things...LOL

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Sunday, May 2, 2004 3:18 PM

How on earth did I miss THAT in the commentary? Maybe I just saw the outtakes, and thought that was it. Well...guess what I'LL be doing tonight??

Off I go to update today's tally. I always update it at the top of the thread.

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Sunday, May 2, 2004 3:32 PM

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Originally posted by Fan4Life:
My vote goes for Jayne Cobb. He's hysterical.

...Steve

Fan4Life and AT0061, would you like to vote for the ladies too?

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Sunday, May 2, 2004 4:49 PM

SERSI

My vote goes to Jayne. I like those ruggedly handsome tough guys that need a bit of redeeming.

Plus, Adam is incredibly nice and such a hottie.... :)

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Monday, May 3, 2004 4:34 AM

MER

JAYNE!! :)

Funny how I love him looks and characterwise. First, a man called Jayne. Secondly, he's all big and manly (*smirks*). I can't really describe it. He's basically all that I try NOT to find in a man. *laughs* it's crazy but I truely think he's the hottest out of all the guys.

River! She's so cute ^-^ She has many good layers to herself. She's smart, has talent, and caring.

I must say, Badger is kind of cute. He's not part of my vote though, but I must say I think he is *laughs* otherwise, I wouldn't be able to tolerate him.

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Monday, May 3, 2004 5:32 AM

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Originally posted by Fred:
Wash, Wash, Wash, Wash, Wash!!! Does that count as five votes?

And Saffron.

Fred

Sorry, Fred, that only counts at 1 vote.

If you have any Wash friends, encourage them to vote!

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Monday, May 3, 2004 6:24 AM

WOLFDOC

Definitely Mal. Definitely Zoe.

Wolfdoc

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Monday, May 3, 2004 8:14 AM

DELIA

Wow, this is like the thread that would not die. Very cool. Out of curiosity, Elwoodmom, how many of us were you expecting to vote?

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Monday, May 3, 2004 10:28 AM

Think I win an award for longest thread? I recently spread the thread to other areas, and once the responses die down, I guess I'll let it end. And, we need a clear-cut winner!

Thanks for checking back!

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Monday, May 3, 2004 1:02 PM

FRED

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Sorry, Fred, that only counts at 1 vote. If you have any Wash friends, encourage them to vote!

You are no fun.

Fred

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Monday, May 3, 2004 1:29 PM

Woohoo! And Jayne reclaims the lead.

And in other pleasing news, Saffron inches up out of last place.

This is a good day. To celebrate I'm going to listen to very loud music. Sorry Mom, just has to be done.

*puts on Godsmack's "Serenity" very loudly and grins*

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Monday, May 3, 2004 2:06 PM

MALICIOUS

Ignore the name up in the corner. I am someone other than Mal-licious and would like to place a vote for Mal.--Cindy

Me too!--Susie

Yeah, me too!--Debbie

Looky there! 3 more votes for Mal! Now he is in the lead again!

Mal-licious

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Monday, May 3, 2004 4:08 PM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

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Originally posted by Malicious:
Ignore the name up in the corner. I am someone other than Mal-licious and would like to place a vote for Mal.--Cindy

Me too!--Susie

Yeah, me too!--Debbie

Looky there! 3 more votes for Mal! Now he is in the lead again!

Mal-licious

Are we having a bit of a schizophrenic episode?

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"Here's to Jayne, the box dropping man-ape-gone-wrong-thing"
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Monday, May 3, 2004 5:06 PM

GUNHAND, KEEP IT DOWN!!

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Monday, May 3, 2004 5:10 PM

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Originally posted by Malicious:
Ignore the name up in the corner. I am someone other than Mal-licious and would like to place a vote for Mal.--Cindy

Me too!--Susie

Yeah, me too!--Debbie

Looky there! 3 more votes for Mal! Now he is in the lead again!

Malicious, why aren't your buddies able to cast votes themselves? I trust you, but ya know, other people may kinda lie to get their fav a win...
I've spread the thread, so to speak. Maybe some people are having a hard time getting here. Someone on another board had difficulty, so, is that what happened to your friends?

Mal-licious

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Monday, May 3, 2004 5:16 PM

Hmmm...yeah some of my friends can't log in too, so I ummm...called them all up. Went through my little phone book and ummm took a poll of all the ladies and they said....

Mal: No Votes
Wash: No Votes
Jayne: 5 Votes
Book: No Votes
Simon: -2 Votes
Zoe: 1 Vote
Inara: 2 Votes
River: 2 Votes
Kaylee: 3 Votes
Saffron: 13 Votes
Gunhand: 317 Votes

And there ya have it.

What?

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Monday, May 3, 2004 6:01 PM

>>You are no fun<<

Sorry, Fred. That's why I'm MOM!

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Monday, May 3, 2004 6:05 PM

You, Gunhand-cowboy, missed your calling. You really belong on the comedy circuit! Poor Simon, in the negative. And for Saffron...we don't need to go there!

(Still waiting patiently for Malicious to get back to me...sigh!)

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Monday, May 3, 2004 6:14 PM

Hey cowboys can be funny!

I'm kinda like Brisco County Jr. Just more purdy, less chinsome, more creepifying and less clumsy.

Or something like that.

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Monday, May 3, 2004 6:18 PM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

The funny thing is, i never EVER even considered Jayne for my hottie choice...his attitude was always just a turn off for me.

cuh-azy

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"Here's to Jayne, the box dropping man-ape-gone-wrong-thing"
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Monday, May 3, 2004 7:18 PM

AT0061

This is Pati. Kris and Kelly using Stace's computer to vote for the Hottie's..

Add in 3 votes for the Hero of Canton the man they call JAYNE! Whoo! Go Adam!!

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Tuesday, May 4, 2004 5:24 AM

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Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:
The funny thing is, i never EVER even considered Jayne for my hottie choice...his attitude was always just a turn off for me.

cuh-azy

Good for you, then! Attitudes can hold a person back in so many ways! (Unless it's a qualification for a type of job!)

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"Here's to Jayne, the box dropping man-ape-gone-wrong-thing"
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Tuesday, May 4, 2004 5:27 AM

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Originally posted by AT0061:
This is Pati. Kris and Kelly using Stace's computer to vote for the Hottie's..

Add in 3 votes for the Hero of Canton the man they call JAYNE! Whoo! Go Adam!!

I can trust you, then, that you really have 3 friends, not just yanking my leg, as I mentioned to Malicious...?

And, what about votes for the lady cast members?

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Tuesday, May 4, 2004 5:44 AM

DELIA

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Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
You, Gunhand-cowboy, missed your calling. You really belong on the comedy circuit! Poor Simon, in the negative. And for Saffron...we don't need to go there!

(Still waiting patiently for Malicious to get back to me...sigh!)

Either that, or a pollster. If he can persuade 317 people to vote for him, he could probably get a job working for the political candidate of his choice!

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Tuesday, May 4, 2004 5:53 AM

JUMPY

well im going for Kaylee, just cause she's so cute and sweet and mighty purrrty

Mercy is the mark of a great man…*stab*…I guess I'm just a good man…*stab*…Well, I'm alright.

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Tuesday, May 4, 2004 5:59 AM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

My friend Erin spent this entire morning telling me and other people (even people who've never seen Firefly) that Simon is really hot...

So does that count as a vote for him?

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"Here's to Jayne, the box dropping man-ape-gone-wrong-thing"
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Tuesday, May 4, 2004 8:51 AM

MALICIOUS

Mom!!

I am appalled and disheartened that you don't believe that my close friends, um, lemme check their names again, uhh, yeah! that my GOOD friends, Cathy, Sue and Debby, or something like that, that you would DOUBT my, I mean their, word on something this sacred! Shame on me, I mean you. Shame on YOU. For doubting. And stuff. So! Mal IS in the lead, right?

Mal-licious

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Tuesday, May 4, 2004 10:06 AM

AT0061

They weren't pulling your leg... Honestly.. I'd vote for Inara..

AT0061: Stace

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Tuesday, May 4, 2004 10:29 AM

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Originally posted by Delia:
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Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
You, Gunhand-cowboy, missed your calling. You really belong on the comedy circuit! Poor Simon, in the negative. And for Saffron...we don't need to go there!

(Still waiting patiently for Malicious to get back to me...sigh!)

Either that, or a pollster. If he can persuade 317 people to vote for him, he could probably get a job working for the political candidate of his choice!

You know how much work went into that 317? If I expanded my operations I'd need a Little Rascal just to get around my house!

Kidding! Kidding!

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Tuesday, May 4, 2004 12:34 PM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

ARRGH!!! How can I choose??

I choose... uh...er..

do I HAVE to choose???

Yes?

Well then, I choose... argh...er...ahhh.. MAL!

Oh, do I have to say WHY?

Well, he's the kind of tortured soul I think I understand. It has nothing to do with his beaudacious bod, or his strong (yet sensitive) face!

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Tuesday, May 4, 2004 12:49 PM

MALICIOUS

HAH!! I didn't fake THAT vote!! Mal ROCKS!

(of course I mean I never faked any votes)

Mal-licious

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Tuesday, May 4, 2004 12:52 PM

DEANNAMAY

My favorite guy is Simon, although I have to admit, this is one very fine looking cast all around. I find myself generally attracted to intellect as well, and Simon has both brains and handsomeness.

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Tuesday, May 4, 2004 3:04 PM

Tsk, tsk...so much vote padding going on.

Oh, Mom? I have this friend who's dog ate her computer and she wants to add a vote for Gunhand...

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Tuesday, May 4, 2004 3:34 PM

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Originally posted by Neroli:
Tsk, tsk...so much vote padding going on.

Oh, Mom? I have this friend who's dog ate her computer and she wants to add a vote for Gunhand...

Seems reasonable to me...

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Tuesday, May 4, 2004 3:41 PM

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Originally posted by Gunhand:
Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
Tsk, tsk...so much vote padding going on.

Oh, Mom? I have this friend who's dog ate her computer and she wants to add a vote for Gunhand...

Seems reasonable to me...

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

See? Gunhand vouches for her too! LOL

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Tuesday, May 4, 2004 6:40 PM

Okay, everyone, kiddos, LISTEN UP.

Because of complications in getting to this thread from people on other boards, I will:

-Count in Malicious's 3 friends as votes for Mal.
-Count in AT0061's 3 friends as votes for Jayne. (AT0061, thanks for the lady vote)
-Heck, I'll even count in a vote for Simon, compliments of HowdyRockerBaby1's friend, AND a vote for Gunhand, because Neroli was very creative with the vicious dog story!

BUT, that's it. From here on out, all votes must be from people who are signed on here. No more figments, I mean, friends! AM I CLEAR? Everyone say "Yes, Mom!" And Gunhand, your 317 votes can't count, because I highly doubt you even know that many people, popular as you are!

Everyone off to bed now, before I have to count to three. 1...2...! I'm on my way to the top of the thread to update the tally!

P.S. Deannamay and Signym, would you like to vote for the ladies?

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Tuesday, May 4, 2004 6:46 PM

I do too know that many people! In the places where people know me I'm in fact very well known.

Hey at least once in my life I get a Monty Python quote to apply. I feel all happy and stuff now.

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Tuesday, May 4, 2004 6:48 PM

YES MOM!!

And, um...my "friend" votes for River for the girls...~can't have Saffron beating out our little River~

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Tuesday, May 4, 2004 7:32 PM

I wish Zoe would beat the stuffing OUT of Saffron!

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Tuesday, May 4, 2004 7:39 PM

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Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
I wish Zoe would beat the stuffing OUT of Saffron!

I'd pay good money to see that!

Ummm...well I would.

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Tuesday, May 4, 2004 8:11 PM

>>I'd pay good money to see that!

Ummm...well I would.<<

I'm SURE you would. They'd wrestle in mud, with wet t-shirts on, right? Don't cash in your 401K over it, though!

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Tuesday, May 4, 2004 9:12 PM

No Mom, mud would spoil the view....better make it jello...LOL

mmmmmm....Jayne and Gunhand wrestling in jello...sans shirts...

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Tuesday, May 4, 2004 10:33 PM

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Originally posted by Neroli:
No Mom, mud would spoil the view....better make it jello...LOL

mmmmmm....Jayne and Gunhand wrestling in jello...sans shirts...

Hey now, he may have a girls name but he ain't a girl, I don't wrestle in jello with other guys.

Now womenfolk...hey they told me that video from college was destroyed in the fire!

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Tuesday, May 4, 2004 10:53 PM

Hey, it's my fantasy...

Oh fine...I'll just have Mal and Jayne jello wrestling then!

But you are prying that video out of my cold dead hands.

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Tuesday, May 4, 2004 11:11 PM

But...the fire!

MOM!!!

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 6:02 AM