Cameo Appearance in the BDM by Knibblet

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Cameo Appearance in the BDM

POSTED BY: KNIBBLET
UPDATED: Friday, May 7, 2004 09:22
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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 10:12 AM

Okay, so let's say that "Starlog" or some other magazine sponsors a contest wherein the winner gets to appear in the Big Damn Movie ... and gets to deliver one line.

What would you love to say if you were the winner? I'm going with....

"Captain Reynolds, Admiral Tam requests the honor of your presence in her mess this evening, Sir."

Frelling 'shivers me timbers', that one does.

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 10:19 AM

DAVEY

Thank you Inara that was amazing, but perhaps we had better get dressed now.

Sorry, just couldnt resist that one.

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 10:22 AM

BADGERSHAT

I'd love to have Mal make some sort of big deal about a top secret purchase somewhere, and everyone standing around wondering what he's buying at some little out of the way, dirty kiosk, the camera showing him from a distacne.

Inara and Kaylee whisper, in a "what could he be buying HERE?" kind of way, Jayne speculating about massive weaponry, etc etc etc...

CLOSE UP TO MAL AND KIOSK OWNER

MAL: "That should pretty much do it for this order"

OWNER: "Okay... oh, would you like to super-size your fries for a half-credit more?"

MAL: "No thanks, the pants are tight enough already..."

--Jefé The Hat

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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 10:22 AM

RELFEXIVE

How about the oh-so-slightly familiar...

"You came here in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"

Mal: "We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so... very... pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die."

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 10:34 AM

WHOODAHN

"You mean Mal didn't tell you he had a brother?"

"I ain't crazy and I've got papers to prove it"

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 12:59 PM

STATIC

Quote:
Originally posted by Knibblet:

What would you love to say if you were the winner? I'm going with....

In a flashback-to-the-war scene, I'm one of Mal's good buddies who's just taken a serious hit and lays dying as Mal and Zoe look on with sorrow and remorse. . .

"Mal. . .there's something you need to know. . .no matter what happens. . .remember. . .to. . ."

And dies.

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 1:18 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

"His name is Simon." As someone comments about an unhappy young core couple's baby. The man grimaces and turns away.
-or-
"Where are my bobbleheads?" An accusing women stands toe to toe with Mal.
-or-
"My cousin works at the Heart of Gold." Young whore giving Jayne a knowing smile.
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"Remember that night of naked geese juggling?" Sharing a drink with Wash in a saloon. Zoe only hears night and naked and gets one of those scary Zoe looks.
-or-
Anything they want me to say.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 1:19 PM

DARKJESTER

Just a conversation overheard as Wash and Zoe are walking past in a marketplace.

".... dumb colonists bought that whole crate of baby geese....."

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 2:54 PM

ZOID

How about...

"River, listen to me! We were just trying to help you reach your true potential. Without the Academy, without our guidance, you would never have become what you aaaarreee-ggghhhh, gurgle" (pop! burble-burble)

Respectfully,

zoid
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"I felt sorry for River. If you can believe it, she was a frightened, confused child. Well... Things do change, don't they?"

- Zoë Warren, noted children's author, from A Child Shall Lead Them: A History of the Second War of Independence Wilkins, Richard

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 3:29 AM

BROWNCOAT1

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

To Mal: "So do you want the job or not?"

I would play a shady sort, like Badger, who is out to make a credit or three.

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 4:15 AM

JUMPY

Quote:
Originally posted by RelFexive:
How about the oh-so-slightly familiar...
"You came here in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"
B]

muahaha I love it my friend

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There's no show I'd rather see, than the one with Serenity.
You can't take the sky from me...

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 6:26 AM

WEERWOLF

As a port controller to Wash, who is about to park Serenity at some dusty yet fairly busy space port already packed with big freighters and passenger liners:

"Hey! Park that piece of crap at the end of the parking line, idiot!"

Insert appropriate short Chinese swearwords and have Wash mutter all sorts of long-winded nastily complicated Chinese words...

"I'm smelling a lot of if coming off this plan."

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Friday, May 7, 2004 1:51 AM

HELL'S KITTEN

My one line in the movie...?

"Jayne...I'll be in your bunk."

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Friday, May 7, 2004 1:56 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

" I swear, the midget was on fire when I got here! "

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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Friday, May 7, 2004 5:40 AM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
Quote:
Originally posted by Knibblet:

What would you love to say if you were the winner? I'm going with....

In a flashback-to-the-war scene, I'm one of Mal's good buddies who's just taken a serious hit and lays dying as Mal and Zoe look on with sorrow and remorse. . .

"Mal. . .there's something you need to know. . .no matter what happens. . .remember. . .to. . ."

And dies.

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

That is just plain EVIL. i hate that when that happens in movies! EVIL EVIL EVIL

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"Here's to Jayne, the box dropping man-ape-gone-wrong-thing"
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Friday, May 7, 2004 7:17 AM

ARDEN

I would love to be a cheerfull but vaguely sinsiter cortex advertisment, and say

"Live life with Blue Sun!"

With a smile. Nice and subtly evil.

You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like it's raining.

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Friday, May 7, 2004 9:05 AM

LIZ

I would want to be a companion in training on Sihnon meeting Inara:
"Oh, You're Inara! You're a legend around here! Would you be able to show me the [insert appropriate Chinese here] technique? It's been said that you are the first Companion in centuries to have mastered it."

Heh. If i'm going to get a line i would want it to be a long one. i want my 5 minutes of fame!!!

Please don't take this to mean i want to be a whore when i grow up... i just want to play one on TV!