FIREFLY MALE REVIEW! by Elwoodmom

>>You are such an easy mark.<<

Now Neroli, quit picking on Gunhand.

How about we get to lick the jello off after the wrestling match?? Mom's need action too, and it is, after all, almost Mother's Day!!

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 7:26 AM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:

How about we get to lick the jello off after the wrestling match?? Mom's need action too, and it is, after all, almost Mother's Day!!

It's a good thing you aren't my mom because that would just totally creep me out

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"Here's to Jayne, the box dropping man-ape-gone-wrong-thing"
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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 7:54 AM

Well, then I'd wait til after you went to sleep!

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 8:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
>>You are such an easy mark.<<

Now Neroli, quit picking on Gunhand.

How about we get to lick the jello off after the wrestling match?? Mom's need action too, and it is, after all, almost Mother's Day!!

But Mom!! He's so much fun to pick on.

And on the jello licking thing...hmmm...a little disturbing on the image there. How's about I set up a re-match just for you? Then you can do what ever you want with 'em afterwards and none will be the wiser.

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 9:07 AM

MALICIOUS

I strongly resemble the implication that I was in any way a low down dirty deceiver (crosses fingers). Mal earned those votes fair and square (crosses toes). I happen to know my friends Kathy, Susan and Deirdre's dogs ate their computers, too! (legs and eyes now crossed also--how the heck is she typing so well??) That's my story and I'm stickin' to it (probably because of the jell-o).

Mal-licious

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 9:13 AM

KISPEXI2

How many times can I vote for the Captain?

But are there different categories? Because in that case I vote:
Best hunk of loveliness - Mal
Best hunk of badness - Jayne
Best hunk of ditziness - Wash
Best hunk of reserved doctoriness - Simon
Best hunk of mysterious shepherdiness - Book

Loveliest loonie - River
Loveliest whore - Inara
Loveliest lovely girl - Kaylee
Loveliest stone cold killer - Zoe

__________

morbid and creepifyin'

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 9:21 AM

All right y'all have done the nearly impossible, I'm shocked to silence.

No mean trick either.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 9:34 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
I strongly resemble the implication that I was in any way a low down dirty deceiver (crosses fingers). Mal earned those votes fair and square (crosses toes). I happen to know my friends Kathy, Susan and Deirdre's dogs ate their computers, too! (legs and eyes now crossed also--how the heck is she typing so well??) That's my story and I'm stickin' to it (probably because of the jell-o).

Mal-licious

Jello does make everything better.

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 9:39 AM

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Originally posted by Gunhand:
All right y'all have done the nearly impossible, I'm shocked to silence.

No mean trick either.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

Mark this day in history, Gunhand is speechless. I was wondering why the earth stopped turning for a sec there.

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 9:43 AM

I'm getting my voice back. I feel a big sarcasm fit coming on which can only mean...time to go to the Bobba Fett thread mwuahahahahaaa!

Mine is an evil laugh!

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 10:01 AM

Yes, keep that sarcasm in the Bobba Fett thread, this one is pure and virtuous!!

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 10:13 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kispexi2:
How many times can I vote for the Captain?

But are there different categories? Because in that case I vote:
Best hunk of loveliness - Mal
Best hunk of badness - Jayne
Best hunk of ditziness - Wash
Best hunk of reserved doctoriness - Simon
Best hunk of mysterious shepherdiness - Book

Loveliest loonie - River
Loveliest whore - Inara
Loveliest lovely girl - Kaylee
Loveliest stone cold killer - Zoe

__________

Kispexi2, Should I mark you down for Mal and Kaylee? Yes, I agree that they're all hunks and lovelies!

morbid and creepifyin'

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 10:18 AM

>>And on the jello licking thing...hmmm...a little disturbing on the image there. How's about I set up a re-match just for you? Then you can do what ever you want with 'em afterwards and none will be the wiser.<<

You know, I just envisioned MY Mom, jello and all, and I understand why you're creeped out! Ewwww! I'll pass on the jello, but you have fun and practice safe...?

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 10:22 AM

>>All right y'all have done the nearly impossible, I'm shocked to silence.

No mean trick either.<<

I was wondering why a pig just flew by! And the news came on with a special bulletin...Hell froze over!

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 10:25 AM

Ahhh I got some of the scathing sarcasm out of my system, I am now slightly appeased.

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 10:41 AM

And what highly entertaining sarcasm it was too.

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 10:43 AM

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Originally posted by Elwoodmom:

You know, I just envisioned MY Mom, jello and all, and I understand why you're creeped out! Ewwww! I'll pass on the jello, but you have fun and practice safe...?

Imagination can be a tricky thing. LOL

And I always practice safe...? whatever the heck it is one is supposed to practice safely.

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 10:44 AM

Well I do try, problem is now I have too many sarcastic ideas and I may just have to write my way through all 5 of the movies with the crew "fixing" them all as they go along...

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 12:26 PM

Well...I hope part of "fixing" 4, 5, and 6 is restoring them to their former glory.

I'd love to know who the wise-*ss was that told Lucas that Han Solo needed his balls removed.

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 12:54 PM

Well today my sarcasm knows no bounds...so I can't promise I won't "fix" Star Wars and Empire Strikes back some. Now RoTJ, that one is in for a whole peck of fixin'.

Yeah a Whole Peck! As in Jayne Cobb's Ewok Hunt and BBQ kinda fixin'!

*goes off to take his medicine*

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 1:55 PM

MALICIOUS

[Jello does make everything better.

And if you have enough of them (as in shooters) you forget you were wrestling in it the night before. Or so I am told.

Mal-licious

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 2:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
[Jello does make everything better.

And if you have enough of them (as in shooters) you forget you were wrestling in it the night before. Or so I am told.

Mal-licious

Unless there's polaroids to remind ya!

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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 3:55 PM

Polalroids and videos floating around unchecked...don't you people know to always make sure to retain the only copy of the evidance?

Amateurs.

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 3:07 AM

hi...i'm a first time poster, so be nice, k? you are all so hilarious, i just want to measure up. now, as been stated many times, this is uber-hard to do because the cast=hotties. and while wash is hilarious (the dinosaur scene, 'nuff said) and mal is probably what my real life choice would be (who can resist a good leader?), my vote is going to jayne. he's just so damn sexy.

that out of the way, i want you to know this thread has been an awesome source of hilarity in my crazy, finals-filled week. elwoodmom, you rock....if i didn't like mine a lot already, i'd ask you to be my mom. and gunhand, would you like to get married? look like jayne, but more mal-wash like....sign me up!

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 4:31 AM

Well welcome aboard Cageybee, don't worry about being new, everyone 'round here is real friendlylike. I mean, I'm kinda new (well to posting at least) but they tollerate me, sometimes I do boggle on the why of it but they do put up with me.

Marriage proposals...Huh. Hehe. Well like Mal's "huh" I also share being a mean old man with him so you probably just want to keep right on walking there. Then again the Wash side of me just says,"Whacky fun."

Just teasing on ya some. I do that from time to time. Pay me no mind. No one else does.

But Mom, I really think that should count towards my standings on the votes received some, don't ya think?

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 4:48 AM

thanks for the welcome gunhand, even though you did turn down my marriage proposal (that's the fourth time i've been turned down this week!) as for the teasing, i don't mind so much, as long as i'm allowed to come back with my own witty responses once in awhile.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 5:24 AM

Hi, Cageybee!

Welcome! I'm only a couple weeks new here myself, and I haven't run across anyone who isn't nice. All types of humor is welcome here, especially the sarcastic type!

And, you can always have 2 mothers! If Gunhand gives you any problems, let me know, and I'll send him to his room again. Finals...ugh...major flashback!

Thanks for your vote. Do you have a favorite lady cast member that you'd like to vote for?

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 5:27 AM

I told ya Mom, I like my room, it's where all my toys are. Now telling me to go outside and work in the yard or something seeing as how this is technically my vaction, now that would be punishment...

Gorramit, forget I said that!

Ummmm...I'll be in my bunk.

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 5:28 AM

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Originally posted by Neroli:
Polalroids and videos floating around unchecked...don't you people know to always make sure to retain the only copy of the evidance?

Amateurs.

So...you have polaroids and videos? Gunhand, you paying attention??

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 5:30 AM

>>But Mom, I really think that should count towards my standings on the votes received some, don't ya think? <<

Yes, I'm real proud of your 2, er, 317 votes!

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 5:34 AM

Hey, I should get some credit for a marriage proposal don't ya think?

I swear the whole 'Verse is against me...

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 5:34 AM

Kispexi2,

Can you clarify with me who exactly you're voting for?

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 5:37 AM

IDEFIX

one more voter here.

menfolk: Simon, he's perfect in every way, or at least nearly pefect. Mal and maybe Wash would be interesting too. no Jayne for me. and no Book.

girlfolk: not so sure. Kaybee is cute. Inara is beautiful. Zoe is not my type. I'd say Kaylee. I'm not sure yet. Maybe Inara? No, Kaylee. if we did Buffy/Angel here it would be easy: Willow. but Kaylee is almost as cute. and I normally date men but I'm not too fixated on it. wouldn't say no to Willow, but who could?

and then again if we did do Buffy/Angel here my choice of men would be much harder. Spike maybe or Wesley or Giles? not Riley, not Xander. but we don't so I'll shut up.

Idefix

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 6:24 AM

hi mom! thanks for making me feel so welcome! i actually already have two moms (i have a stepmom) and three if you count my friend who i've dubbed "college mom." so i hate to make you mom number four. you get at least the three spot, my friend will just have to deal with it.

as for a lady pick, i gotta go with zoe. she's just so cool ("big damn heroes")....and she has wash, so she's definitely good with me. who can resist a guy that can make you laugh? unless its the bad boy (aka jayne)....ok, i need to stop rambling and force myself to study for my last final....the dreaded statistics.

oh yeah, and i'd say i think gunhand should at least get half a point from me (with the proposal and all), but i don't think its too fair for me to give out over one vote....so i'll refrain and stick with jayne. if the rules are somehow amended though, just let me know

me

~Mal- "How drunk was I last night?"
Jayne- "I don't know. I passed out."

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 6:56 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
and gunhand, would you like to get married? look like jayne, but more mal-wash like....sign me up!

WOO HOO! I am not alone in the Gunhand appreciation club!

And Mom, really, this should count as a vote!!

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 7:00 AM

DELIA

Hi, Cageybee, and Welcome aboard. Make yourself at home, and we're glad to have you.

Hey, Elwoodmom, how are you doing with Buffy and Angel?

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 7:01 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:

So...you have polaroids and videos? Gunhand, you paying attention??

Doesn't everyone??

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 7:05 AM

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Originally posted by cageybee:
thanks for the welcome gunhand, even though you did turn down my marriage proposal (that's the fourth time i've been turned down this week!) as for the teasing, i don't mind so much, as long as i'm allowed to come back with my own witty responses once in awhile.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

Aw, Cageybee....don't mind him, he makes everyone cry. He's like a monster...hehehe

Btw, WELCOME! And you know, you can always joiin the Gunhand Cyber-Stalk...er...Groupie club!

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 7:10 AM

hey delia and neroli, nice to meet ya! i agree with delia, i think we need a buffy and angel cast hotness poll, as well. let's face it though, joss can make anyone hot. i mean, wes on buffy compared to wes on angel? its amazing. think joss needs a protege? i'd be willing to stand in line for hours at starbucks for him.

and neroli, since i'm new, if you could email me those polaroids, i think my fandom of gunhand could be much more accurate.

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 7:19 AM

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Originally posted by cageybee:
and neroli, since i'm new, if you could email me those polaroids, i think my fandom of gunhand could be much more accurate.

HA! I wish they were polaroids of Gunhand. Sadly, I have none of those in my collection....yet.

But it is in the Groupie handbook that one must always make every attempt to accuire some proof of uh..."meeting"...one's object of Groupiedom.

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 7:49 AM

ok, so new addition to my groupie handbook. adam baldwin, nathan fillion, and alan tudyk better watch out.

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 8:43 AM

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Originally posted by cageybee:
ok, so new addition to my groupie handbook. adam baldwin, nathan fillion, and alan tudyk better watch out.

And Gunhand, don't forget to give Gunhand some lovin'.

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 10:29 AM

DELIA

Cageybee,

Sorry I went all distracted when you mentioned Wesley. . . . . .

If you want proof that Joss can make anything hot, though, I'd have to go with Giles. A middle aged, British, high school librarian? Not exactly your typical sex symbol and WOW. (As a library science grad student, I appreciate any portrayals of librarians that aren't little old ladies shushing people. That we got someone as cool and attractive as Giles is just icing on the cake).

As for the Buffy and Angel polls, if you don't feel like reading through the almost 300 posts on this thread, 'mom said she would, once she'd watched them. So we have to encourage 'mom to watch more TV!

Delia

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 11:06 AM

MALICIOUS

Announcing MY OPINIONS: (...trumpet blares...)

1) Gunhand shouldget a vote for the marriage proposal.

2) Neroli and Gunhand need to GET A ROOM.

3) Mal needs to have more votes than Jayne. Period.

4) Someone needs to serve me some jell-o shooters right now. (fyi: I tip my bartenders and waitrons very well)

5) Mom needs to get her ass in gear and watch Buffy and Angel! (said in a nice way, of course!)

6) I need to be sent to my room for speaking to Mom in that tone of voice. Because I said so, that's why!

The End. For now.

Mal-licious

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 12:12 PM

WAHOO! sorry, i just had to yell....i am done with my finals! its such a wonderful free feeling....in fact, i feel so good, gunhand

that's for leaving you out of my groupie homage list. thanks to neroli for reminding me.

delia, i'm a librarian here at school too, and i have to agree, giles did more for our profession than i could have ever imagined. we're sexy too, damnit!

mom, you should definitely watch more tv, especially tv that is joss-involved. adam baldwin is on angel right now and he wears suits! if you need more incentive than that, i'm not sure i can help you. we need a different thread though, because this one is getting so big it takes five minutes to reload for me.

also, i'm very flattered that my marriage proposal is getting so much attention. i should propose more often!

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 12:33 PM

Hi, Idefix!

Thanks for the votes. I'm putting you down for Simon and Kaylee. If I'm wrong about Kaylee, let me know!

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by Delia:
Hi, Cageybee, and Welcome aboard. Make yourself at home, and we're glad to have you.

Hey, Elwoodmom, how are you doing with Buffy and Angel?

Hi, Delia!

Well, about Buffy and Angel...thine car wouldn't start! Actually, I just haven't been to the store yet. You said I could rent it, or do they sell the seasons? If you want to start a thread, I'll jump in once I'm Angelized and Buffyized!

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 12:49 PM

Thanks for the vote, Cageybee.

With 4 moms, you must be broke on Mother's Day!

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 12:52 PM