Browncoat Bar & Grill - Missing the old and embracing the new by Kelkhil

*limps in as quick as he can to claim firsties*

Of all things, I am suffering from the beginnings of a cold.

Any chance of a hot lemon drink Kel?

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008 4:39 AM

KELKHIL

*runs in super fast and hooks Gee up with a few lemon drinks, some hot some cold, some so strong they can peel paint*

Not sure what ya wanted so take your pick Gee. Hope you feel better soon. Just got over a cold myown self and man did it suck! On Saturday Laurelin thought I had become Zombified and was about to gain a taste for brains cuz I was so pale.

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008 4:49 AM

Hot and strong enough to to peel paint please!

Got a damn maths tutorial tonight, which I'd skip but have a question relating to an assignment and really need my tutors input, hopefully drugs can get me through i!

I was in a room full of toddlers on Sunday so fairly certain I know where it came from.

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008 4:57 AM

SPACEANJL

sprog germs are evil - the little critters can take a cold germ and incubate it into ebola!

I'd suggest a whisky toddy, but that might make the maths a bit...erratic.

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008 5:26 AM

NVGHOSTRIDER

Ooh. Hot cup of tea laced with American Honey. I had an iced tea with the same last night. MMMMMM.

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Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. -Edgar Allan Poe

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008 7:29 AM

hey drinkers.

*glomps FLT again because she likes RvB*

Anjl, a hot toddy would make the maths fun!

Also, if you want a not smut one that's actually got some story to it, the one that's completed is as close to canon as I could make it.

Anyone... want to guess... why I gathered you here... today?
Uh, is it because the war's over and you're sending us home?
That's exactly it, Private. War's over. We won. Turns out you're the big hero. We're gonna hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float. And Simmons here is in charge of confetti!
I'm no stranger to sarcasm, sir.

~jimi
Lt. Alexander - Chief Medic / XO Alpha Co. / Logistics & Transportation Specialist - 76th IAB

Was your mom a flaming sword swallower? We could use somebody to replace Donut.

Is she a mean girl, or a regular girl?
Caboose, what did I tell you?
That there are no regular girls.
Exactly.

xBox 360 GamerTag: Swinger420

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008 7:33 AM

woo hoo. I actually feel productive today.

And hungry. Must find food

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008 9:05 AM

I was productive...now I'm just too tired to care

NV

HUGS Jimi...drunken mathematics?? LOL

Hugs Gee hope you feel better

Kelkhil... diet coke please:)

HUGS Hobbleit go get some food:) That's what I'm about to do

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008 10:00 AM

KELKHIL

*gets MSB a Diet Coke with Lime*

Hiya MSB.... Got your e-mail, sent ya a PM about it cuz it breaks my IE when I try to open it. Did ya get my PM?

MMmm food.... :drool:

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008 2:21 PM

STINKINGROSE

Can't talk, HIPPA and a coworker have collided to make my day unventable. Heading for the breakables room with a determined stride, hope it's been restocked recently 'cause I'm rolling up my sleeves on this one.

Barkeep! Please set me up with a vat of the strongest most pleasant tasting thing you know how to make.

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008 2:43 PM

I did get it Kelkhil...HUGS

Rosie..just let us know when you're ready to vent

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008 3:28 PM

shiiiiiiiiiny, a new pub. *unleashes the hellhounds, who choose the darkest corners in the bar to relax in*

barkeep, something for the slightly forlorn ones, and sumthin to fend off the raininess of the day...or celebrate it :-P

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008 4:38 PM

Yay, a new bar! Some root beer to celebrate, por favor

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Stan: LF! Stuffed LF!
Stan: That didn't sound right.. sorry. I'm not some psycho taxidermist serial killer or anything.

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008 5:46 PM

gaaaah! O_O >.< u know those weird coughs where ur just sittin there, and all of a sudden u get this annoying irritation in ur throat and u keep on coughing even though nothing provoked it? ive got that right now. barkeep, sumthin to burn this thing outta my throat >< whiskey usually helps.

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008 9:35 PM

*limps in, eyes streaming, sniffling with a cold, nauseous from antibiotics and shivering with cold*

Good morning from your favourite bar zombie, hope your all feeling better than me.

*wanders off to dark corner with hot lemon drink and shudders thinking about the planning meeting to come and why he didn't listen to his other half and stay at home today*

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008 10:26 PM

Hi all

Bye all

Off to the job centre

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 1:07 AM

mornin' drinkers.

*hugs and chocolate to them that wants 'em*

Anyone seen Emma lately? I know I missed several weeks of everyone's lives, but for some reason she's really on my mind today, and I miss her.

Definitely celebrate the rain. We left the windows open last night so we could listen to it and the thunder, it was nice.

for FLT (and MsB):
[the Red and Blue teams call a truce]
So now we're forced to work together? How ironic.
No, that's not ironic! Ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other!
No, ironic would be, if instead of that guy kidnapping Lopez, Lopez kidnapped him.
I think it would be ironic if our guns didn't shoot bullets, but instead squirted a healing salve that cured all wounds.
I think it would be ironic if everyone was made of iron.

*snuggles MsB*

~jimi
Lt. Alexander - Chief Medic / XO Alpha Co. / Logistics & Transportation Specialist - 76th IAB

Was your mom a flaming sword swallower? We could use somebody to replace Donut.

Is she a mean girl, or a regular girl?
Caboose, what did I tell you?
That there are no regular girls.
Exactly.

xBox 360 GamerTag: Swinger420

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 3:22 AM

ZEROKIRYU

*Is happy*

I've got the Death Note screening tonight, and now it looks like School Days may get licensed.

Today is an awesome day...

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 6:00 AM

Yay for the awesome day!

I smell chocolate.... *scarfs all the chocolate Kelkhil put out* Thankee!

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Stan: LF! Stuffed LF!
Stan: That didn't sound right.. sorry. I'm not some psycho taxidermist serial killer or anything.

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 6:27 AM

Gee- yes you really should be at home... go there now! HUGS and I hope you feel better

HUGS Jimi...I emailed her yesterday, but she's not responded. Probably busy

Good luck at job center Hobbleit.

HUGS LF

FLT...always celebrate rain. It rained last night here and smelled so delicious plus it's nice and cool today:)

Ah nothing like having someone cook you a fantastic dinner( Chicken Adobo) and then getting a good nights sleep to make things feel better

NV for being so sweet

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 7:17 AM

I am so annoyed with my friend right now

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 8:50 AM

sorry to hear that Hobleit.

I indeed went home early although not that early and unless something amazing happens I shan't be there tomorrow.

Whose hellhounds are these by the way, I found one gnawing at my leg when I woke up after my nap.

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 8:53 AM

They're Tex's, don't mind them.

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Stan: LF! Stuffed LF!
Stan: That didn't sound right.. sorry. I'm not some psycho taxidermist serial killer or anything.

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 10:28 AM

Glad you're home...try and rest Gee and feel better HUGS

Hobbleit Why? What did your friend do? Do we need to get the whacking bats and come over?

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 11:39 AM

*has a headache* barkeep, um...sumthin for headaches please.

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess: for FLT (and MsB):
[the Red and Blue teams call a truce]
So now we're forced to work together? How ironic.
No, that's not ironic! Ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other!
No, ironic would be, if instead of that guy kidnapping Lopez, Lopez kidnapped him.
I think it would be ironic if our guns didn't shoot bullets, but instead squirted a healing salve that cured all wounds.
I think it would be ironic if everyone was made of iron.

^_^ *hugs jimi* i love you.

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB: FLT...always celebrate rain. It rained last night here and smelled so delicious plus it's nice and cool today:)

ironically, i sleep better during a rainstorm or thunderstorm than i do during a clear night :-P rain is fun.

Quote:
Originally posted by Gee: Whose hellhounds are these by the way, I found one gnawing at my leg when I woke up after my nap.

oh, shit, yeah they're mine. Diavo, Villain, come here.
don't mind them. they won't cause any damage.

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 11:57 AM

Hey found these nifty new bones at Walmart that work well...meat filled rawhide chews

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 12:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by freelancertex:

ironically, i sleep better during a rainstorm or thunderstorm than i do during a clear night :-P rain is fun.

I do the exact same thing. Thunder is like a lullaby for me

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Stan: LF! Stuffed LF!
Stan: That didn't sound right.. sorry. I'm not some psycho taxidermist serial killer or anything.

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 12:20 PM

psycho taxidermist serial killer??? LOL

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 12:29 PM

huh?

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 12:35 PM

Dresden refernece which I am feeling smug for getting

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 12:39 PM

ah. k whatevs :-P

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 12:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by freelancertex:
huh?

MSB was looking at my sig. Gotta love Stan for those remarks ^_^

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Stan: LF! Stuffed LF!
Stan: That didn't sound right.. sorry. I'm not some psycho taxidermist serial killer or anything.

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 12:48 PM

HUGS ok I am off and out... see you all tomorrow

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 12:52 PM

...ok. :-P

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 12:55 PM

^_^

I wanted his middle name comment, but Mobbex beat me to it....

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Stan: LF! Stuffed LF!
Stan: That didn't sound right.. sorry. I'm not some psycho taxidermist serial killer or anything.

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 1:10 PM

whats his middle name comment?

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 2:11 PM

It's-

Stan: Irony is my middle name. Actually... it's Max but I didn't mean literally.

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Stan: LF! Stuffed LF!
Stan: That didn't sound right.. sorry. I'm not some psycho taxidermist serial killer or anything.

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 5:34 PM

...wow. thats clever...

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 5:37 PM

ZEROKIRYU

*Walks in immensely happy*

The movie was awesome^^

And they had a DDR machine in the arcade^^

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 11:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB:
Hobbleit Why? What did your friend do? Do we need to get the whacking bats and come over?

that would be good

He's being a selfish moron. We're supposed to be all going to see Indiana Jones today and I said fine as long as it's after my driving lesson; which is at 11:40. I found out last night he's gone and arranged everything so everyone goes on the 11:30 bus and I have to go and catch them up. So basically there's no point me going because I am not wasting £10 to spend 2 hours out just to go home straight after the film has finished because for some reason he refuses to be away from home after 5pm and I don't even have the chance to eat.

So either he compromises somehow or I'm not going.

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Thursday, May 22, 2008 1:55 AM

mornin' drinkers.

That sucks Hobbleit. Hopefully you guys were able to work out some sort of compromise.

More goodies to make FLT smile:

Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your foes. It dates back to the honored tradition when combatants respected one another. Killing a man with your bare hands says, "We're all equals as men, except I'm slightly more equal cause I'm still alive and your dead." Of course dropping a nuke them for 50,000 ft is also totally acceptable. I mean lets face it. There's just not enough time in this busy world to show everyone the courtesy of a good strangling.
See, that right there is why society is going right down hill. Everyone's in such a hurry these days.

*snuggles MsB*

~jimi
Lt. Alexander - Chief Medic / XO Alpha Co. / Logistics & Transportation Specialist - 76th IAB

Was your mom a flaming sword swallower? We could use somebody to replace Donut.

Is she a mean girl, or a regular girl?
Caboose, what did I tell you?
That there are no regular girls.
Exactly.

xBox 360 GamerTag: Swinger420

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Thursday, May 22, 2008 6:30 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ZeroKiryu: And they had a DDR machine in the arcade^^

O_O ..............

*Teleports to location. grabs zero. teleports back to arcade* I haven't played DDR in forever, and i hate doing it alone :-P more fun with more ppl ^_^ dontya think?

barkeep, i could use some eats to go along with my coffee plz :)

*glomps RIMG*

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Thursday, May 22, 2008 6:50 AM

Whacking stick it is Hobbleit... what a jerk. So basically everyone has to conform to his schedule and despite knowing you couldn't make it at that time he went ahead with it?? OK smacking time!!!
And what's with the home by 5pm thing... is it his curfew or does he have oddly time sensitive agoraphobia?

OK really not in the mood to work today

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Thursday, May 22, 2008 6:54 AM

You know what? Forget what I said before. We can *definitely* pick up chicks in this thing. Probably two or three chicks apiece.
Oh man, listen to you. What are you going to do with two chicks?
Church, women are like Voltron. The more you can hook up, the better it gets.

EDIT: I am a MORON. It took me until now to understand FLT's name. Wow.

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Thursday, May 22, 2008 8:25 AM

this made me laugh:

Hi, I'm Private Church from the popular web-series, Red vs. Blue.
And I'm Private Dick Simmons.
As dozens of you already know, the winter Olympics recently came to a close.
According to ratings information, less and less people are watching the Olympics. We at Red vs. Blue would like to help fix this situation.
The biggest problem is that the Olympics only happen once every four years. Nobody has an attention span that long, and it has to compete with all the other boring things that happen every four years.
The Olympics always make a big deal about amateur status but most of the events dont even have a professional equivilent. Seriously, have you ever heard of a curler going pro? And isn't a professional bi-athelete really just a James Bond villain?
And the names dont make any sense. Why is it called curling? Was stupid rock push too long to put on the program? And doesn't the word biathalon just mean competing in two things?
It does? Man, my training program has been all wrong.
This year the Olympics added speed skating team pursuit which is basically three teammates racing at a time instead of just one. Wow, that means you can hate watching an event in one third the time. Here's a tip: if you add a person into a staring contest, it doesn't suddenly become the Super Bowl.
Ok, well instead of just criticizing the Games I think we should concentrate on making the current Olympic events more fun to watch.
You bet your bobsled. There's nothing wrong with the Olympics that modern science can't fix.
Right, like using aerodynamic computer modeling to develop better ski jumping technique.
No, like replacing the skis with heat-seeking missles and the jumping with exploding.
Well that seems a little extreme. How would you improve curling?
Replace the big rocks with grenades.
Figure skating?
Landmines.
Downhill skiing?
Laser gates.
Speed skating?
Everyone gets a bayonet.
Snowboarding?
Fewer hippies. And add polar bears. In fact, every event could use more polar bears.
Ok, well, what about the luge?
Ahh, allow me to demonstrate. Let's suppose Grif over there is our lugey. Alright Grif, just like we rehearsed it!
Yeah, I'm going for the gold! (shot with rocket) Tell Michelle Kwan I always loved her!
(after blowing up luge athlete Grif) I call it, "Rocket Luge". In Europe, it's called the space program.

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I also think we should give medals out to the losers.
You want to give the symbols of Olympic victory to losers? That doesn't sound very much like you, Sarge. So what would it be? Gold, silver, bronze, and...?
Enriched Uranium! The losers will be forced to wear radioactive isotopes, making sure they die the excruciatingly slow and painful death they deserve! I also think if you beat a country in an event, you get to keep it. Or at least burn it down.
Yeah, that's the Olympic spirit.

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Thursday, May 22, 2008 8:41 AM

Ok I just laughed so hard I spit water on my keyboard....

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Thursday, May 22, 2008 10:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess: You know what? Forget what I said before. We can *definitely* pick up chicks in this thing. Probably two or three chicks apiece.
Oh man, listen to you. What are you going to do with two chicks?
Church, women are like Voltron. The more you can hook up, the better it gets.

EDIT: I am a MORON. It took me until now to understand FLT's name. Wow.

LOLZ!!!!! It's okay, i still love you ^_^

love the olympics bit, i remember all those clips on the dvds XD

MSB: just don't choke okay? :-P lol

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Thursday, May 22, 2008 11:11 AM

CHANNAIN

i DO aim to misbehave

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Noticed that there have been a lot of new faces here and liking that me Pub is so popular, but I also noticed the missing faces and was tempted to put their faces on milk cartons.

*looks around*

I'm not missing, I'm sitting right here.

*pours very fresh wine*

Cheers!

Doing the impossible makes us mighty
Minnesota Browncoats
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Thursday, May 22, 2008 11:14 AM