FIREFLY MALE REVIEW! by Elwoodmom

Dang! Caught red-handed! (I guess it must be cherry jell-o...get it? har har)

(acting contrite)

Only 77. But they were small ones.

...going to my room now...

why is the bed spinning?

Mal-licious

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 1:37 PM

yeah, mom, mother's day does get a touch expensive, just because i can't skimp on presents for such great moms! but luckily, i have a brother to help me out and also, things are very lucrative at the library.....oh wait, no they aren't. hm, maybe i should take back that flat screen i bought for my actual mom...

when this thread ends, you all must tell where else i can post to chat with y'all, because this is far too much fun to let it end now....i would miss you all too much! except you, gunhand....teach you to turn me down! i kid, i kid.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?
Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 2:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Announcing MY OPINIONS: (...trumpet blares...)

1) Gunhand shouldget a vote for the marriage proposal.

2) Neroli and Gunhand need to GET A ROOM.

3) Mal needs to have more votes than Jayne. Period.

4) Someone needs to serve me some jell-o shooters right now. (fyi: I tip my bartenders and waitrons very well)

5) Mom needs to get her ass in gear and watch Buffy and Angel! (said in a nice way, of course!)

6) I need to be sent to my room for speaking to Mom in that tone of voice. Because I said so, that's why!

The End. For now.

Mal-licious

1) Yep, agreed. Or at least have it noted, like say, 2 votes and 1 marrage proposal.

2) WHAT??? We're being postively tame here..of course, coming from someone that has...eh...nevermind, trust me, this is mild! LOL

3) Nope, Jayne should win! Mal, of course, should be second.

4) Oh! Shooters for me too!

5) Yep, yep....Mom, watch them so we can start the voting.

6) ~sends Mal into Malicious' room bearing a tray of Jell-o shots~

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 2:56 PM

DELIA

Elwoodmom,

The first five seasons (maybe six now or soon) of Buffy are out; the first three of Angel. I think you can rent them from NetFlix, or order them -- Amazon has the first four Buffy's for about $120. You should start with Buffy and go in order. It'll make more sense that way

Since I have your blessing, however, I'll wait till you finish this one and then I'll run one or the other. You shouldn't have to do all the tallies yourself. Once that one runs its course, we'll tackle whichever one is left.

Delia

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 3:18 PM

6) ~sends Mal into Malicious' room bearing a tray of Jell-o shots~

Poor, poor Mal! To die of happiness at such a young age! Well, we all have to go sometime. And how often do you get to go whilst doing jell-o shots?!?

Mal-licious

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 4:14 PM

I come back from a grueling day of shopping and lookee at what I see when I check in.

Downright unsettlin' it is...

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 6:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Delia:
Elwoodmom,

The first five seasons (maybe six now or soon) of Buffy are out; the first three of Angel. I think you can rent them from NetFlix, or order them -- Amazon has the first four Buffy's for about $120. You should start with Buffy and go in order. It'll make more sense that way

Since I have your blessing, however, I'll wait till you finish this one and then I'll run one or the other. You shouldn't have to do all the tallies yourself. Once that one runs its course, we'll tackle whichever one is left.

Delia

Delia, sounds great to me!

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 6:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
yeah, mom, mother's day does get a touch expensive, just because i can't skimp on presents for such great moms! but luckily, i have a brother to help me out and also, things are very lucrative at the library.....oh wait, no they aren't. hm, maybe i should take back that flat screen i bought for my actual mom...

when this thread ends, you all must tell where else i can post to chat with y'all, because this is far too much fun to let it end now....i would miss you all too much! except you, gunhand....teach you to turn me down! i kid, i kid.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?
Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

Cageybee, don't you worry. We will be continuing on via other threads! Fun fun fun!

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 8:37 PM

i don't know about jello shots and mal (could be that having a jello shot contest with a friend is not the way to create favorable memories of the jiggly dessert), but i'd be all for jayne bringing me trays of pretty much whatever the hell he wants to bring me trays of. and when he can't make it, gunhand can fill in as my personal manservant!

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?
Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 8:56 PM

SOBEAUHO

Hello everyone, so I have been visiting this site for awhile but this is my first time posting...I too have been very busy with finals and unfortunatly mine aren't over yet.

My vote has to go to Mal because he has that brooding aura and also he isn't afraid to kiss 'em on the mouth (unlike Jayne) even after he gets burned by Saffron.

Speaking of Saffron I think that Gunhand has so many problems with his girlfriends because he is attracted to the girls that would sooner stab you in the back than actually be sincere...like Kaylee. So yeah my female vote I guess goes to Kaylee cause she is quite a bit like me and a very genuine person, plus I feel bad for Jewel who had to gain weight for the role.

Also just a mention that I really really like Simon also as he is the intelligent man that has issues talking to anyone, plus he does look great with his shirt off...even Joss mentions that he was glad to give the Sean fans a peak during OiS.

Oh and on that jello-shot thing...save the jello for the wrestling and give me just a straight shot of vodka followed by a keg of beer as a chaser...sorry I really am not an alcoholic, I just happen to be a senior sorority girl that likes to party...which is good since I go to one of the biggest party schools in the nation.

-ciao tutti

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 10:18 PM

Well hey there and welcome to posting.

Yeah I feel sorry for me too, but I can take it, I'm tough and all. Besides I like the danger, yeah that's the ticket...

One of the biggest party schools in the country eh? Has to be either Penn State or WVU. No one parties like those places. I know from past hangovers and suchlike. I'm proud of all you studious types, I used to just run to take finals between rounds at the bars. So, ummm, don't be like me, study hard and you'll go far. There, good deed of the day done and it's still in the way AM.

Also chocolate pudding from Sam's Club in the 5 gallon paintcans works much, much better for wrestling than Jello. Less expensive, easier to prepare and more fun to clean up. I know this because...well don't you worry about how I know it but I know it. Ummm, study hard, forget everything else I said. Well except the hey there.

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Thursday, May 6, 2004 10:51 PM

IDEFIX

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
If I'm wrong about Kaylee, let me know!

nah, I've decided - hard as it was - now I'll stick with it.

I'll probably take the offer should we do Buffy/Angel someday. I just know I can't decide on a male from that 'verse. so prepare to switch my vote on that one about a million times
;o)

Idefix

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Friday, May 7, 2004 2:17 AM

FIREBUFF

Complete Newbie here .....

As for the poll - got to be Nathan - TV does not do him justice !

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Friday, May 7, 2004 2:56 AM

sobeauho, despite the fact that i'm slightly upset that you publicly dissed jayne, hi! i just wanted to tell you to hang in there with those finals. i know its hard to do when you go to a good party school....not that i do, but we did just have our very own riots, so that's got to count for something (jayne would be so proud!)

firebuff, hello to you as well. am i supposed to take your post to imply that you've meet nathan in the flesh? how long did it take you to revive after?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?
Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Friday, May 7, 2004 5:23 AM

FIREBUFF

Hi cageybee

Still recovering ! God what a man !

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Friday, May 7, 2004 7:27 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Firebuff:

Complete Newbie here .....

As for the poll - got to be Nathan - TV does not do him justice !

Thank you for your vote, and welcome! Would you like to vote for favorite lady cast member too?

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Friday, May 7, 2004 7:33 AM

A warm welcome, Sobeauho, and thanks for your votes. Hang in there about the finals. You'll make it! I'm glad you're having the time of your life there, and you're experiences now will become memories that get better with time. Uh oh...I feel a lecture coming on...first of all, don't listen to Gunhand. Never use chocolate, it's fattening! Seriously, after college, it can be a short walk to AA'sville, if you know what I mean! Have fun, but be careful!

Mom out!

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Friday, May 7, 2004 7:47 AM

FIREBUFF

Definately Summer for the lady poll - she was really nice

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Friday, May 7, 2004 9:02 AM

SOBEAUHO

Don't worry about me, I know how to deal with my booze, and yeah I just tend to do naturally well on tests so I too can run to take my finals between rounds. Actually I took my SAT's right after a grueling night at the House of Blues...and still got a score high enough to get into a really good school.
Oh hey Gunhand I do not go to Penn or WVU...it is a much bigger party school than that. However, it is a big ten school and we have been ranked nationally as a party school and in two places have been ranked in playboy on our campus...one as the best place to pick up someone, and the other as the best non-alcohol atmosphere to hook up and pick someone up. Yeah I guess I won't tell you which campus until you try and guess again.
Oh and Cagybee I would never intentionally hurt Adam, I think he plays Jayne exceptionally well. Adam is a great guy he really dives into his roles...I saw radio flyer when I was younger and I can't get over the brutality he brought to the character of the abusive step father. I do love Jayne, he is a great character and very good looking in that great rugged way...I just can't vote for someone that would sell me out if the price was right. Oh yeah and I have to say that Adam went to the same high school I did...just quite a few years before i did.

You could lock the door and keep the power hungry maniac at bay.

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Friday, May 7, 2004 11:32 AM

ok, ok sobeauho....so jayne likes money, who doesn't? not really what i was getting at with my vote. mostly, i was thinking about which man i would like to rip my clothes off. sorry i'm not deeper with my decision, but i guess voting who is the hottest guy on firefly is a bit of a superficiality already, so i just went with it. i am quite defensive about my decision though, if you can't tell. *ashamedly sheaths claws* i'm just scared for jayne's standing in the poll.

well, fair posters, i am moving home this weekend, so my faithful sidekick, my computer, is going to be out of comission for a few days. hopefully, i can sneak onto someone's at home to view the exciting results of the review. the anticipation is almost too much, i'm already starting to breath heavy. in the meantime, just remember, if a girl gives you a hat made of a tree, DO NOT drink of her wine.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?
Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Friday, May 7, 2004 12:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
in the meantime, just remember, if a girl gives you a hat made of a tree, DO NOT drink of her wine.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?
Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

You are indeed wise. I'll put that on my list and carry it around with me just in case.

Hmmm, bigger party school than Penn State? Things must have really really really changed since I went there. Oh yeah I left, that could account for it.

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Friday, May 7, 2004 1:37 PM

Cageybee,

Good luck finding a computer, cause it's a tie between Mal and Jayne!

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Friday, May 7, 2004 1:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Firebuff:

Definately Summer for the lady poll - she was really nice

Thanks for your vote. I'm real glad, because now River is ahead of Saffron!

That was a sticking point with me, because Saffron isn't a regular cast memeber. The gentlemen (ahem, Gunhand) only voted for her because of her physical attributes!

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Friday, May 7, 2004 3:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Quote:
Originally posted by Firebuff:

Definately Summer for the lady poll - she was really nice

Thanks for your vote. I'm real glad, because now River is ahead of Saffron! That was a sticking point with me, because Saffron isn't a regular cast memeber. The gentlemen (ahem, Gunhand) only voted for her because of her physical attributes!

Nuh uh! I voted for her because she's mean, clever, sneaky, smart and ornery.

Okay yeah and for the curves, but hey, I'm only human.

I do take a bit of umberage at the gentleman comment though, no need to go sayin' disparaging things in regards to my character now. Everyone knows I ain't a gentleman.

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Friday, May 7, 2004 5:12 PM

>>I do take a bit of umberage at the gentleman comment though, no need to go sayin' disparaging things in regards to my character now. Everyone knows I ain't a gentleman.<<

How does "scuzz-bucket" sound?? Kidding!

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Friday, May 7, 2004 7:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
>>I do take a bit of umberage at the gentleman comment though, no need to go sayin' disparaging things in regards to my character now. Everyone knows I ain't a gentleman.<<

How does "scuzz-bucket" sound?? Kidding!

(Han mode)

Hey who's skuzzy lookin'?

(/Han mode)

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Saturday, May 8, 2004 5:00 AM

>>(Han mode)

Hey who's skuzzy lookin'?

(/Han mode)<<

I'm glad you remember that line, otherwise it would appear I was being plain-old nasty!

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Saturday, May 8, 2004 8:34 AM

DELIA

A little bump to keep this thread near the top in its final two voting days. In case any other Simon voters want to weigh in -- losing to Mal and Jayne. Ugh.

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Saturday, May 8, 2004 8:38 AM

DELIA

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
>>(Han mode)

Hey who's skuzzy lookin'?

(/Han mode)<<

I'm glad you remember that line, otherwise it would appear I was being plain-old nasty!

I think I'm about to secure my place in the nerd society here, but wasn't Han scruffy looking? Not skuzzy looking? And also stuck up and half-witted?

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Saturday, May 8, 2004 9:19 AM

WREN

Sorry for taking so long, I was never good at making decisions.

No problem deciding between the fella's - Mal, but then Wash is sorta quirky, Jayne is so butch and Book is the under-dog.

As for the ladies, it was always between Zoe and River, then I met Summer and I am now sure that River is my choice, maybe, possibly.......now I have a headache.

Okay, okay I'll chose River and Mal.

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Saturday, May 8, 2004 9:40 AM

You ROCK Wren!! We "Mal's gals" gotta stick together--luckily, the jell-o helps us do just that.

Mal-licious

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Saturday, May 8, 2004 9:45 AM

"Mal's Gals", that is a great name! Almost makes me wish I was a Mal fan.

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Saturday, May 8, 2004 9:53 AM

Ummm, you COULD change your vote....??

HEY ELWOODMOM!!! NEROLI WANTS TO CHANGE HER VOTE!! Now it's not a tie anylonger.

{{{{ I call "no dirty change-backs." }}}}

Mal-licious

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Saturday, May 8, 2004 9:59 AM

NO!!!!!!! Nope, can't take my Gunhand vote away from me.

No saying what that man would do if he got his votes taken by Mal...LOL

And it don't count as a dirty call back...it was a GUNHAND vote, nothing dirty about it, well, Ok, maybe a little dirty.

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Saturday, May 8, 2004 10:04 AM

Judges?

Oooooh, sorry. The judges rule that the "No dirty change-backs" call was made by a previous player, effectively changing your vote to Mal.

Mal-licious

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Saturday, May 8, 2004 10:08 AM

Well...don't blame me if Gunhand goes all Rambo on ya. Messing with his votes.

Still, there are worse things to have ones vote changed too...like say...Simon...hehehee

~note to Simon fans...I am just teasing

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Saturday, May 8, 2004 10:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Delia:
A little bump to keep this thread near the top in its final two voting days. In case any other Simon voters want to weigh in -- losing to Mal and Jayne. Ugh.

Thanks for your help, Delia. You ARE sweet!

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Saturday, May 8, 2004 10:21 AM

Thank you, Wren, for your vote. Here's some excedrine...

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Saturday, May 8, 2004 10:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Judges?

Oooooh, sorry. The judges rule that the "No dirty change-backs" call was made by a previous player, effectively changing your vote to Mal.

Mal-licious

Sorry, Malicious, but Neroli's vote remains with Gunhand. But don't worry, with Wren's vote, it puts Mal in the lead by 1 over Jayne!

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Saturday, May 8, 2004 10:27 AM

SIGMANUNKI

Kaylee

----
"Canada being mad at you is like Mr. Rogers throwing a brick through your window." -Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

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Saturday, May 8, 2004 10:31 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Judges?

Oooooh, sorry. The judges rule that the "No dirty change-backs" call was made by a previous player, effectively changing your vote to Mal.

Mal-licious

Sorry, Malicious, but Neroli's vote remains with Gunhand. But don't worry, with Wren's vote, it puts Mal in the lead by 1 over Jayne!

But the judges!! They ruled!! Oh, well, at least Mal is in the lead! (Whoa, I almost typed "leash" instead of "lead"--Freudian? Or what?)

Mal-licious

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Saturday, May 8, 2004 10:33 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:

Sorry, Malicious, but Neroli's vote remains with Gunhand. But don't worry, with Wren's vote, it puts Mal in the lead by 1 over Jayne!

Thanks Mom!

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Saturday, May 8, 2004 10:37 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:

But the judges!! They ruled!! Oh, well, at least Mal is in the lead! (Whoa, I almost typed "leash" instead of "lead"--Freudian? Or what?)

Mal-licious

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains exite me...oh

, did I say that out loud??

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Saturday, May 8, 2004 10:39 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SigmaNunki:
Kaylee

----
"Canada being mad at you is like Mr. Rogers throwing a brick through your window." -Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

Thanks for your vote. Want to vote for a fella too?

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Saturday, May 8, 2004 10:41 AM

Malicious and Neroli, what naughty minds!

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Saturday, May 8, 2004 10:56 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Malicious and Neroli, what naughty minds!

~points to Mallicious~

She started it!!

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Saturday, May 8, 2004 11:17 AM

SIGMANUNKI

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Quote:
Originally posted by SigmaNunki:
Kaylee

----
"Canada being mad at you is like Mr. Rogers throwing a brick through your window." -Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

Thanks for your vote. Want to vote for a fella too?

I know that all the guys on the show have there qualities, but, since I'm a straight guy I wouldn't know what to base my decision on. So, I think I'll leave it to the girls to decide who's the hottest guy.

----
"Canada being mad at you is like Mr. Rogers throwing a brick through your window." -Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

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Saturday, May 8, 2004 11:34 AM