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Originally posted by Malicious:

5) Delia ROCKS because she let me vote for Cordy on both the Angel and the Buffy vote thread thingies.

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Originally posted by Malicious:
I have, through keen observation and sheer persistence, come across a few things on the various threads that I wish to share with all of you...

1) BadgersHat says "...keep in mind..." a LOT. I therefore deduce that he has a large head, for keeping all that stuff in mind.

Mal-licious

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Originally posted by Tracer:
you know what they say about a large head...

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First Man: You do realise... he has to be... well... dead... by the terms of the card... before he donates his liver.

Mrs Bloke: Well I told him that... but he never listens to me... silly man.

First Man: Only... I was wondering what you was thinking of doing after that... I mean... will you stay on your own or... is there someone else... sort of... on the horizon...?

Mrs Bloke: I'm too old for that sort of thing. I'm past my prime...

First Man: Not at all... you're a very attractive woman.

Mrs Bloke: (laughs a little) Well... I'm certainly not thinking of getting hitched up again...

First Man: Sure?

Mrs Bloke: Sure.

First Man: (coming a little closer) Can we have your liver then?

Mrs Bloke: No... I don't want to die.

First Man: Oh come on, it's perfectly natural. Only take a couple of minutes.

Mrs Bloke: Oh... I'd be scared.

First Man: All right, I'll tell you what. Look, listen to this -

(A man in pink evening dress (tuxedo and tails) emerges from the fridge.)

Man in Pink Evening Dress: Whenever life gets you down, Mrs Brown
And things seem hard or tough
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft
And you feel that you've had quite enough...

(As he starts to sing, the wall of the kitchen disintegrates to reveal a magnificent night sky. The vocalist in pink escorts Mrs Bloke up into the stars.)

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at 900 miles an hour,
That's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see,
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way.

Our galaxy itself contains 100 billion stars
It's 100,000 light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, 16,000 light years thick
But out by us its just 3,000 light years wide
We're 30,000 light years from galactic central points,
We go round every 200 million years
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding Universe.

The Universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light you know,
12 million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure
How amazingly unlikely is your birth
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'Cause there's bugger all down here on earth.

(The vocalist in pink climbs back into the fridge and the door slams to.)

Mrs Bloke: Makes you feel so sort of... insignificant, doesn't it?

First Man: Yeah, yeah... Can we have your liver, then?

Mrs Bloke: Yeah... All right, you talked me into it.

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...I've read that you can actually build an entire philosophy of life out of the Monty Python films and show...

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Originally posted by Malicious:

3) Neroli is a spoiled brat. Just 'cause she is, that's why. It has nothing to do with Jayne winning that stupid poll that Mal should have won.

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Originally posted by zoid:

I don't know if one can or not, but I'm certainly trying. Ask me after I'm dead whether I was successful in the attempt.

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BadgersHat wrote:
A large head, eh? Well, I AM 6'11", so I guess it'd be in proportion.

Keep in mind, though, that EVERYTHING is proportional... especially the hat...

Keep in mind, I ALSO wear a size 16 Timberland...

--Jefé The Hat

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Originally posted by Gunhand:
Nah you're not a spoiled brat, you're my official groupie!

And you inflicted that upon yourself no less, so spoiled brat no...crazy maybe. But it's my kind of crzay.

Oh yeah and what she said. Jayne won!



*hides from Mal-icious*

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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Originally posted by Malicious:
I have, through keen observation and sheer persistence, come across a few things on the various threads that I wish to share with all of you...

4) Everyone on these boards is cool in my book, because they like the same show I like, and for the same reasons. (Howdyrockerbaby1, this means you too!)

Mal-licious

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Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:

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Originally posted by Malicious:
I have, through keen observation and sheer persistence, come across a few things on the various threads that I wish to share with all of you...

4) Everyone on these boards is cool in my book, because they like the same show I like, and for the same reasons. (Howdyrockerbaby1, this means you too!)

Mal-licious

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Yay! You like me! you really really like me!

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Originally posted by Malicious:

BadgersHat---Whatever on you that is large suits you! Don't go changin' to try to please us...We love you just they way you arrrrre (which is, apparently, a hottie!).

Mal-licious

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Originally posted by Malicious:

Neroli---I will continue to refrain from using harsher language since hot guys might be reading this. I think we both know that Mal should have won. I think you cheated, somehow. Yup. You. Not me.


Mal-licious

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Originally posted by Gunhand:
Great minds think alike?



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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Originally posted by Gunhand:
Hey I'm hot too!

Seriously, need to get me some damn AC.



Ooops!

*goes back to hiding*

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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Originally posted by Neroli:

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Originally posted by Gunhand:
Hey I'm hot too!

Seriously, need to get me some damn AC.



Ooops!

*goes back to hiding*

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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Yes, yes you are hot.

Oh, wait..you were talking 'bout weather...my bad.

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Originally posted by Neroli:
Drink, think...either works...course the truth is...I stole it from him.

And it's not fair! I can't keep up with you two posting, I'm at work and the dang customers keep bugging me!!

Plus the Boss is in in 25 minutes..oops..better get off the 'puter..hehehe

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Originally posted by Gunhand:
Great minds think alike?



~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Originally posted by Gunhand:
Great minds think alike?



~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Originally posted by Gunhand:


Tell the customers to cut it out, it's my job to bug you!



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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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