MAL WINS! by howdyrockerbaby1

Wrong Wrong Wrong!

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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Friday, May 14, 2004 2:53 PM

No Gunhand YOU are wrong!

MUAH HA HA HA HA!!!

(yet again...because i say so)

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MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Friday, May 14, 2004 3:10 PM

Nope, no way, no rutting way...is Mal the winner!

Jayne wins!!!

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Friday, May 14, 2004 3:13 PM

Yeah what she said!

*hides behind his groupie*

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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Friday, May 14, 2004 4:05 PM

I KNEW it all along!! Mal did win! Howdyrockerbaby1 uncovered the truth and deserves a whistleblower award for bringing this scandal to light.

This is better news than Libeerian Unification!! (Raise your hand if you think they were trying to spell "Librarian")

Mal-licious

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Friday, May 14, 2004 4:07 PM

Where I'm from we take the whistle and then...

Go ahead and keep living in Delusion World though. Really.

*hides behind Neroli again*

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Friday, May 14, 2004 4:10 PM

Isn't that the world where there's a talking mouse and a duck who wears a shirt but no pants? I can live there. As long as the lines for the rides aren't too long.

Mal-licious

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Friday, May 14, 2004 4:39 PM

Isn't that DizzKneeLand?

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Friday, May 14, 2004 4:43 PM

Next door.

(DizzKneeWorldLand. I always forget which is in FL and which is in CA, so I just call them both that.)

Mal-licious

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Friday, May 14, 2004 4:50 PM

I think Land is in California and World is in Florida....but I might be wrong.

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Friday, May 14, 2004 4:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
I think Land is in California and World is in Florida....but I might be wrong.

You're right.

I've never been to either one though because Walt Disney is the Antichrist...or something. Hehehe.

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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Friday, May 14, 2004 5:19 PM

The anti-christ is a crygenically frozen fat bald man? Does it say that in the Bible?

Mal-licious

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Friday, May 14, 2004 5:24 PM

Yup. Book of Entertainers 6:55-6:66.

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Friday, May 14, 2004 5:27 PM

as a native floridian, yeah, the world is here. and walt disney is not the antichrist. a highly ranked official maybe, though.

i'm thinking that maybe the people who are trying to proclaim mal beat jayne in out presitigious review are the antichrist.
me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Friday, May 14, 2004 5:31 PM

KGB!! I am not even overly religious! But I SWEAR Mal won fair and square. I swear it on Gundhand's bible, cited above.

Mal-licious

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Friday, May 14, 2004 5:35 PM

I think Gunhand's bible is broken. FOX is the Anti-Christ, everyone knows that!

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Friday, May 14, 2004 5:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
I think Gunhand's bible is broken. FOX is the Anti-Christ, everyone knows that!

You're right. It's full of inconsistencies and the pages should be torn out and fixed.

Mal-licious

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Friday, May 14, 2004 5:45 PM

well, if mal did indeed win, you know us jayne-aholics...i vote riot, who's with me?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Friday, May 14, 2004 5:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
The anti-christ is a crygenically frozen fat bald man? Does it say that in the Bible?

Mal-licious

Useless info: Walt Disney died to soon in his life to be bald and fat. He did quite thin actually and with most of his hair.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Friday, May 14, 2004 5:48 PM

Oh, hush up! In my mind he's bald and fat!

Mal-licious

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Friday, May 14, 2004 5:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
well, if mal did indeed win, you know us jayne-aholics...i vote riot, who's with me?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

I'm in!!

Mal-licious

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Friday, May 14, 2004 5:50 PM

I want a riot of my own someday...

*sniffle*

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Friday, May 14, 2004 5:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
I want a riot of my own someday...

*sniffle*

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

Well I want to wear a shiny hat and be the leader of Londinium. so there!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Friday, May 14, 2004 5:55 PM

Me too! Get cooking, Gunhand. Oooo, can you use M&Ms instead of chocolate chips?

Mal-licious

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Friday, May 14, 2004 6:07 PM

Okay, kiddos, do I need to send EVERYONE to their rooms??? No jello, no television, no dirty magazines! If I have to come back here again, so help me...!

Is anyone actually ARGUING my poll results???

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Friday, May 14, 2004 6:11 PM

I didn't start it!

*hides from mom*

But muuuuuuum!

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Friday, May 14, 2004 6:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Okay, kiddos, do I need to send EVERYONE to their rooms??? No jello, no television, no dirty magazines! If I have to come back here again, so help me...!

Is anyone actually ARGUING my poll results???

but my room is so....dirty....

but hee hee hee...

you think its a bad thing....

ahh the power of laptops and DVD's.

i'll just go and watch Firefly in my room! so there.

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Friday, May 14, 2004 6:20 PM

RIOT RIOT RIOT! i'm sorry, mom, but it had to be done. not only are they messing with your very diplomatic poll, but they are making jayne third! THIRD! the only logical answer to that is RIOT.

malicious, other fellow rioters, watch out for tear gas. i recommend pretty floral bonnets and/or tin foil hats.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Friday, May 14, 2004 6:21 PM

That's it. Howdyrocker is officially grounded for a week. No laptops, no DVD's, maybe military school if you don't shape up!

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Friday, May 14, 2004 6:24 PM

>>malicious, other fellow rioters, watch out for tear gas. i recommend pretty floral bonnets and/or tin foil hats.<<

And military school. Don't forget military school! Challenging an elder...tsk, what's this world coming to??

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Friday, May 14, 2004 6:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
That's it. Howdyrocker is officially grounded for a week. No laptops, no DVD's, maybe military school if you don't shape up!

But MA-OM If you take away my laptop, i'll fail all my classes. i have a paper due next week. and my entire school revolves around the computer so seriously...you'd totally screw up my entire year.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Friday, May 14, 2004 6:31 PM

Well, we can't have that. Education it too important. I guess I'll just have to take away your Firefly DVD's for a spell...I'll try not to wear them out!

Gunhand is right, you DID start it! Jayne far far 3rd, my patootie!

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Friday, May 14, 2004 6:40 PM

evil alliance military school for all those who continue to tamper with poll results. and those who try to place jayne in third. THIRD! also, those who refuse to riot for jayne may be subject to those who have blue hands....but only maybe. i can't decide, because i'm usually a lover, not a fighter. but this is jayne! third!

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Friday, May 14, 2004 7:02 PM

I'm both. Opinions vary on the ratio of time I spend on each though.

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Saturday, May 15, 2004 4:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
evil alliance military school for all those who continue to tamper with poll results. and those who try to place jayne in third. THIRD! also, those who refuse to riot for jayne may be subject to those who have blue hands....but only maybe. i can't decide, because i'm usually a lover, not a fighter. but this is jayne! third!

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

What you said!

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Saturday, May 15, 2004 4:47 AM

>>I'm both. Opinions vary on the ratio of time I spend on each though.<<

Both what?

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Saturday, May 15, 2004 4:50 AM

He's a hermaphrodite. KIDDING!!

Seriously, he's both gay AND straight. KIDDING AGAIN!!

He's a lover AND a fighter, is what he is.

Mal-licious

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Saturday, May 15, 2004 5:07 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
He's a hermaphrodite. KIDDING!!

Seriously, he's both gay AND straight. KIDDING AGAIN!!

He's a lover AND a fighter, is what he is.

Mal-licious

Thanks for clearing that up!

Duh! Guess who hasn't had their coffee yet?? (checking dictionary to see what hermawhatchacall it means!) Actually, I'm not sure if Gunhand is a lover or a fighter. He seems to hide behind Neroli alot!

Well, he does have to fight off his many fans!

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Saturday, May 15, 2004 5:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
He's a hermaphrodite. KIDDING!!

Seriously, he's both gay AND straight. KIDDING AGAIN!!

He's a lover AND a fighter, is what he is.

Mal-licious

Thanks for clearing that up! Duh! Guess who hasn't had their coffee yet?? (checking dictionary to see what hermawhatchacall it means!) Actually, I'm not sure if Gunhand is a lover or a fighter. He seems to hide behind Neroli alot! Well, he does have to fight off his many fans!

You're right, he and Neroli seem to be the incredible two-headed monster at times. I think he is still hiding from me from another thread. But I'll find him, or rather, them and THEN you will see a riot! Unless I finally get my cookie.

Mal-licious

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Saturday, May 15, 2004 5:39 AM

Try not to hurt them too much!

Kind of like when Mal smacked Jayne upside the head with a wrench!

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Saturday, May 15, 2004 2:43 PM

ZORIAH

Ok time to bring out Vera. Who's with me???!!

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Saturday, May 15, 2004 6:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
He's a hermaphrodite. KIDDING!!

Seriously, he's both gay AND straight. KIDDING AGAIN!!

He's a lover AND a fighter, is what he is.

Mal-licious

Thanks for clearing that up! Duh! Guess who hasn't had their coffee yet?? (checking dictionary to see what hermawhatchacall it means!) Actually, I'm not sure if Gunhand is a lover or a fighter. He seems to hide behind Neroli alot! Well, he does have to fight off his many fans!

You're right, he and Neroli seem to be the incredible two-headed monster at times. I think he is still hiding from me from another thread. But I'll find him, or rather, them and THEN you will see a riot! Unless I finally get my cookie.

Mal-licious

Oh okay fine, here's a cookie.

I'm a lover of fighting? Yeah that's it. And I'm in charge of riots around here!

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Saturday, May 15, 2004 6:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
He's a hermaphrodite. KIDDING!!

Seriously, he's both gay AND straight. KIDDING AGAIN!!

He's a lover AND a fighter, is what he is.

Mal-licious

Thanks for clearing that up! Duh! Guess who hasn't had their coffee yet?? (checking dictionary to see what hermawhatchacall it means!) Actually, I'm not sure if Gunhand is a lover or a fighter. He seems to hide behind Neroli alot! Well, he does have to fight off his many fans!

You're right, he and Neroli seem to be the incredible two-headed monster at times. I think he is still hiding from me from another thread. But I'll find him, or rather, them and THEN you will see a riot! Unless I finally get my cookie.

Mal-licious

Oh okay fine, here's a cookie.

I'm a lover of fighting? Yeah that's it. And I'm in charge of riots around here!

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

HEY! No fair!
Malicious got a cookie but i answered your question...and what do i get?...niente.

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Saturday, May 15, 2004 6:12 PM

Nuh uh! I gave you a cookie anyway even though you answered after the answer was given.

Because Hook is so good that everyone that likes it deserves a cookie.

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Saturday, May 15, 2004 8:32 PM

can i have a cookie, too? because, well, i would like to think i had a small hand in starting this riot *cough, cough* i mean, not a big cookie, or many cookies.....just a small, yummy cookie...?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Saturday, May 15, 2004 8:40 PM

Yes you can have a cookie too. Because contrary to popular opinion I'm a nice guy...

Who am I kidding, I'm a mean old man, but you can have a cookie anyhow.

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Saturday, May 15, 2004 8:43 PM

because i got a cookie, i pledge to spread the rumor...er, truth...that gunhand is, in fact, not a mean old man, just slightly past his prime and slightly morally ambiguous.

edit- i just found the thread with the boo box and i knew what it was right away, gunhand! cookie?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

gunhand is, in fact, not a mean old man, just slightly past his prime and slightly morally ambiguous.

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Saturday, May 15, 2004 9:51 PM

Hey I'm not past my prime! Just a lil older than most of y'all is all. I'm prime time...but yet mean. Granted I did retire at 28 but I don't wear checkered pants and sit on benches all day. But...I'm mean! Really mean!

But yeah you can still have another cookie.

But I'm still mean!

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Saturday, May 15, 2004 9:54 PM