Survivor All Stars by Calhoun

I never have watched Survivor, but everytime someone mentions it, or tells a story from it or what have you all I can think of is:

"Let's go back to the ship and nuke them from orbit, it's the only way to be sure."

Which is so very, very true.

But that does sound pretty snakey if ya ask me.

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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Friday, May 14, 2004 3:32 PM

JAYSEDAI

LOL!! Perfect quote!

Although I do have to admit that I too watch survivor... *hangs head in shame*

Jeremy

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Friday, May 14, 2004 3:48 PM

You know what we do to the Survivor watchers don't you?

That's right. The Boo Box.

(a cookie for anyone who has any idea what I'm talking about there)

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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Friday, May 14, 2004 4:01 PM

Cookies! Chocolate chip? I will lie about not being a huge Survivor junkie for chocolate chip cookies.

I think Boston Rob plays the game in his sleep. But I think he feelings for Amber are genuine, it just helped him make the decision, that's all.

Was Big Tom a jerk, or what???

The Boo Box? Like on Jaynestown, right? Can I get the cookies slipped through the little food hole?

Mal-licious

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Friday, May 14, 2004 4:05 PM

Bzzzzzt.

Nope the Boo Box is completely Firefly unrelated. Ohhh Sorry. (Alex Trebek voice)

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Friday, May 14, 2004 4:08 PM

I'd like to go for "Boo Box" for a thousand, Alex.

What is Casper the Friendly Ghost's potty place?

Mal-licious

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Friday, May 14, 2004 4:11 PM

Hehehe, funny yes. Correct no. Sorry.

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Friday, May 14, 2004 4:14 PM

EMBERS

Quote:
Originally posted by Calhoun:
I dont usually watch reality TV but Survivor is the exception to that rule.

Does anyone agree with me that Boston Rob was still playing the game when he asked Amber to marry him before the winner was announced? I reckon he had an inkling that he wasnt going to win the Million so by marrying Amber he would in fact not be able to lose. Boston Rob is a SNAKE!

actually I think he debated and decided (rightly) that it would be worse if he proposed AFTER she won a million dollars! LOL

He did ask her parents for permission, which earns points...because nobody does that now days.

so, I guess I can confess that I watched? LOL
but I didn't see last nights extra show...it sounded way too lame (and a huge waste of time)

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Friday, May 14, 2004 4:15 PM

Okay, Alex, we give up. Tell us what the Boo Box is and we won't END YOU.

Mal-licious

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Friday, May 14, 2004 4:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by embers:

actually I think he debated and decided (rightly) that it would be worse if he proposed AFTER she won a million dollars! LOL

He did ask her parents for permission, which earns points...because nobody does that now days.

so, I guess I can confess that I watched? LOL
but I didn't see last nights extra show...it sounded way too lame (and a huge waste of time)

Well, I guess I will just fast-forward through that lame show on my VCR then...

Mal-licious

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Friday, May 14, 2004 4:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Okay, Alex, we give up. Tell us what the Boo Box is and we won't END YOU.

Mal-licious

The answer we were looking for is,"What is the movie Hook? Sorry, so sorry."

(/Alex Trebek voice)

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Friday, May 14, 2004 4:23 PM

SANMI

I hate all reality trash

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Friday, May 14, 2004 5:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Calhoun:
I dont usually watch reality TV but Survivor is the exception to that rule.

Does anyone agree with me that Boston Rob was still playing the game when he asked Amber to marry him before the winner was announced? I reckon he had an inkling that he wasnt going to win the Million so by marrying Amber he would in fact not be able to lose. Boston Rob is a SNAKE!

It sure looked like he was still playing the game. I'm glad Rupert won the second million. My wife voted for him, I didn't.

I like Survivor and I really liked Survivor All-Star. I think Survivor is like Corporate America. You got the cruisers, the brown nosers, the hot dogs, liars, back stabbers, leeches, those that work, those that don't. Oh yeah, those that sleep their way to the top.

"I ain't crazy and I've got papers to prove it"

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Friday, May 14, 2004 5:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Calhoun:
I dont usually watch reality TV but Survivor is the exception to that rule.

Does anyone agree with me that Boston Rob was still playing the game when he asked Amber to marry him before the winner was announced? I reckon he had an inkling that he wasnt going to win the Million so by marrying Amber he would in fact not be able to lose. Boston Rob is a SNAKE!

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Friday, May 14, 2004 5:17 PM

WhooDahn,

I'll take a hot dog, hold the leeches.

I'm glad Rupert won, as well. He deserved to win Pearl Islands, but Boston Rob deserved to win all-stars. Did you see Lex's eyes popping out of his head when he got voted out? OH!! And NO ONE mentioned Kathy re-nigging on the immunity necklace for him, either!!

Mal-licious

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Friday, May 14, 2004 5:28 PM

Actually I voted for Lex. I thought he and Kathy were some of the smarter players. He had a brain fart when he trusted Rob but they had history and he thought Rob would come through for him.

"I ain't crazy and I've got papers to prove it"

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Friday, May 14, 2004 5:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Calhoun:
I dont usually watch reality TV but Survivor is the exception to that rule.

Does anyone agree with me that Boston Rob was still playing the game when he asked Amber to marry him before the winner was announced? I reckon he had an inkling that he wasnt going to win the Million so by marrying Amber he would in fact not be able to lose. Boston Rob is a SNAKE!

That is what i thought too! I also thought they both should have been disqualified because there are really only two rules in Survivor: You can never hit somebody, and you can't conspire to share the money.

Hello, getting married equals sharing the money!

stupid rob!

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MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Friday, May 14, 2004 5:33 PM

EMBERS

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
WhooDahn,

I'll take a hot dog, hold the leeches.

Did you see Lex's eyes popping out of his head when he got voted out? OH!! And NO ONE mentioned Kathy re-nigging on the immunity necklace for him, either!!

Mal-licious

I couldn't believe that Lex didn't know he had done the same thing to Ethan... it seems silly to think that Rob would recognize a commitment to friendship that Lex didn't recognize his own self.

And Kathy is just such a ditz...people like that are just begging Rob to take advantage of them!

I'm not sure I would say that Rupert deserved it, that was a gift...
fact is that Rupert never played the game,
never used his brain
never took responsibility and tried to get rid of Rob
JMPO

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Friday, May 14, 2004 5:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by WhooDahn:
Actually I voted for Lex. I thought he and Kathy were some of the smarter players. He had a brain fart when he trusted Rob but they had history and he thought Rob would come through for him.

"I ain't crazy and I've got papers to prove it"

Well, YEAH!! Did Lex not watch Marquesas??? Boston Rob is the anti-christ, not me (as has been suggested elsewhere)!

Mal-licious

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Friday, May 14, 2004 5:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
You know what we do to the Survivor watchers don't you?

That's right. The Boo Box.

(a cookie for anyone who has any idea what I'm talking about there)

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

HOOK HOOK HOOK HOOK HOOK

i sware, you love all the movies I love!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Friday, May 14, 2004 5:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Okay, Alex, we give up. Tell us what the Boo Box is and we won't END YOU.

Mal-licious

The answer we were looking for is,"What is the movie Hook? Sorry, so sorry."

(/Alex Trebek voice)

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

NO FAIR! you gave up to easily. i knew the answer before you said it, now i want my damn cookie.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Friday, May 14, 2004 5:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by embers:
I couldn't believe that Lex didn't know he had done the same thing to Ethan... it seems silly to think that Rob would recognize a commitment to friendship that Lex didn't recognize his own self.

And Kathy is just such a ditz...people like that are just begging Rob to take advantage of them!

I'm not sure I would say that Rupert deserved it, that was a gift...
fact is that Rupert never played the game,
never used his brain
never took responsibility and tried to get rid of Rob
JMPO

Simply put, Survivor is a game of Musical Chairs. Lex just didn't have a chair left at the end. And for some reason, he blamed Boston Rob, not the rules of the game. Basically, anyone who is at the final 3, has to have done whatever they had to do to get there. Some lie, cheat and steal (a la Johnny "Fairplay") and some cruise under the radar.

Personally, if I were on the show, I'd have a huge bull's eye tatooed on my back, just for the laughs.

Mal-licious

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Friday, May 14, 2004 5:49 PM

Oh okay, you can have a cookie.

That movie makes me laugh so hard. In college one time for homecoming on the float I got to be Hook because I had the hair for it. Hehe.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Friday, May 14, 2004 5:55 PM

Quote:

I'm not sure I would say that Rupert deserved it, that was a gift...
fact is that Rupert never played the game,
never used his brain
never took responsibility and tried to get rid of Rob JMPO

I agree. When I saw Colby, Lex, Hatch and Kathy all together on one tribe, I thought that tribe would win. I thought they were all smart players. I was wrong

I think Rupert cruised through the game and got lucky.

"I ain't crazy and I've got papers to prove it"

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Friday, May 14, 2004 6:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Oh okay, you can have a cookie.

That movie makes me laugh so hard. In college one time for homecoming on the float I got to be Hook because I had the hair for it. Hehe.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

Woah...

i'm picturing Jayne with a long black wig...and surprisingly, it does look like Cap'n Hook.

i'm trying to think of something eerier (is that even a word?) than that I just...its not coming.

I love Hook. When i was little i would watch it every every day. Still one of my favorites! Its just above Labrynth in my list of movies i will always hold near and dear to me.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Saturday, May 15, 2004 1:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by embers:
so, I guess I can confess that I watched? LOL
but I didn't see last nights extra show...it sounded way too lame (and a huge waste of time)

I just finished watching my tape of the "lame extra show" where Rupert is announced the surprise million dollar winner. I sat straight up in my chair when they showed a caption stating Boston Rob is from CANTON, MA. I guess HE is the hero of Canton???

AND, to make it even more eerie-ass, Boston Rob actually says, and I quote, "...I didn't mean to hurt anyone's feelings, I didn't mean to be MALICIOUS ..."

Who can deny the OVERT subversive orchestration of this evil??? He didn't mean to be me?? Who is he kidding? He soooo tried to be me.

Mal-licious

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Saturday, May 15, 2004 1:29 PM

TRACER

Arg survivor another great reality TV show, yeah anything reality based must be real.... Lies

i'm about this close to throwing my tv to the dogs, the best shows are slain and the crap just keeps slithering through..what bleak lives we live, gaining entertainment from watching others do sod all most of the time.

Life the ultimate spectators sport.

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Saturday, May 15, 2004 1:30 PM

EMBERS

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Who can deny the OVERT subversive orchestration of this evil??? He didn't mean to be me?? Who is he kidding? He soooo tried to be me.
Mal-licious

Jeez if I had known Rob was trying to be YOU I would have watched 'the lame extra show'...
but the surprise of Rupert getting the $ was kind of a fore-gone conclusion...
similarly I knew the voters would pick Colby and Amber as the sexiest...
while I felt that Ethan & Colleen were way sexier...

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Saturday, May 15, 2004 3:36 PM

Quote:

AND, to make it even more eerie-ass, Boston Rob actually says, and I quote, "...I didn't mean to hurt anyone's feelings, I didn't mean to be MALICIOUS ..."

Who can deny the OVERT subversive orchestration of this evil??? He didn't mean to be me?? Who is he kidding? He soooo tried to be me.

It's the Invasion of the Reality TV Pod People.

How do we know this is really you?

Wait...
I've got a sure fire test.
Close your eyes.

"Hi Rob, it's me Amber"

Did you open your eyes?

"I ain't crazy and I've got papers to prove it"

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Sunday, May 16, 2004 3:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by WhooDahn:
Quote:

AND, to make it even more eerie-ass, Boston Rob actually says, and I quote, "...I didn't mean to hurt anyone's feelings, I didn't mean to be MALICIOUS ..."

Who can deny the OVERT subversive orchestration of this evil??? He didn't mean to be me?? Who is he kidding? He soooo tried to be me.

It's the Invasion of the Reality TV Pod People.

How do we know this is really you?

Wait...
I've got a sure fire test.
Close your eyes.

"Hi Rob, it's me Amber"

Did you open your eyes?

"I ain't crazy and I've got papers to prove it"

Hell-O! Can I open my eyes yet???

Mal-licious

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Sunday, May 16, 2004 3:52 AM

Quote:

Hell-O! Can I open my eyes yet???

Mal-licious

Thank God it's really you.

Yes, you can open your eyes now.

Hey....
Wait a minute.....

How did you read my message????

Oh, never mind

"I ain't crazy and I've got papers to prove it"

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Sunday, May 16, 2004 4:03 AM