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Originally posted by BadgersHat:
Okay, got my pictures scanned and posted in the Blue Sun room.

Basically, I was in L.A. visiting a friend, we went to City Walk outside Universal Studios, saw a sign at a comic store for an "Angel" signing, went back, saw Alexis Denisof, and lo and behold, Joss walked out... didn't get a picture with Joss, because he was there for like 10 minutes, but I DID get him to sign my "Angel" comic... which I only bought because of the signing...

So, to the non-believers, I DO know how this ruttin computer stuff works, and I AM that ruttin tall... didn't have a hat on, though...

--Jefé The Hat

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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

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Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:
normally i would do something like but then again that would insinuate that you are ugly...which well...doesn't apply here.

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MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Originally posted by Malicious:
Jefe!!

You busy this weekend?? You go, boy, you hottie!

Mal-licious

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Originally posted by Gunhand:
Someone call out the Japanese Self Defense Forces. It's Godzilla!

Just kidding.

Mostly.

Ya
Giant
Freak.



Sorry, sorry, don't step on me...arrrrgh!

(yes I am in a weird mood, this is nothing new)

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Originally posted by BadgersHat:

Anyway, I'll be in Florida this weekend, visiting my beloved... sorry, ladies...

--Jefé The Hat

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Someone call out the Japanese Self Defense Forces. It's Godzilla!...

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Come on, you can do better than THAT!!!

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Originally posted by zoid:
El Alto Magnifico, Jefé The Hat:

Gunhand wrote:

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Someone call out the Japanese Self Defense Forces. It's Godzilla!...

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Come on, you can do better than THAT!!!

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"Badger'sHat"
by Blue Hand Cult

With a purposeful grimace and terrible sound,
He pulls the spitting high tension wires down.
Bad-gers-hat!

Helpless people on a Disney tram,
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them.
Bad-gers-hat!

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of O-Town.
Bad-gers-hat!

Oh, no! They say he's got to go!
Bad, Bad, Bad-gers-hat! yeah...
Oh, no! There's goes Orlando !
Bad, Bad, Bad-gers-hat! yeah...

Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Badger'sHat ga ginza hoomen e mukatte imasu!
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai!
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai!

Oh, no! They say he's got to go!
Bad, Bad, Bad-gers-hat! yeah...
Oh, no! There's goes Palmetto !
Bad, Bad, Bad-gers-hat! yeah...

History shows again and again
How nature points up the folly of men
Bad-gers-hat!
(Repeat, ad nauseum)

BTW, while I was researching this little tribute to the Hat, the Cinta Métrica of ThisLand, I finally found that Waldo guy everybody's always trying to find. He's in Florida, just northeast of Gainesville on Hwy 24. So y'all can stop looking, already...



Lyrically,

zoid
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"Even back when, River had that indefinable 'it', y'know? Inquisitive, insightful -- Very focused... Some things never change."

- 'Wash' Warren, Chief Architect and co-proprietor, "Cretaceous Park", Hera; from A Child Shall Lead Them: A History of the Second War of Independence Wilkins, Richard

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Originally posted by Malicious:

Hat!!
You just broke my heart! You are a cold, cold man. But have fun in sunny Florida anyway!


Mal-licious

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Originally posted by BadgersHat:
[BI'm SOO sorry to have broken your poor, tender heart... but, alas, I AM spoken for, by a statuesque, 5'10" tall, blonde haired blue eyed spectacularly beautiful woman... who can kill me with, if not her pinky, then certainly with one hand...

--Jefé The Hat

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Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
BadgersHat, you look like you're a pup. I feel like I should tuck you in bed, and read you a story!

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Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
BadgersHat, you look like you're a pup. I feel like I should tuck you in bed, and read you a story!

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Originally posted by cageybee:
wow, how tall are you?


me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

gunhand is, in fact, not a mean old man, just slightly past his prime and slightly morally ambiguous.

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Originally posted by Malicious:

Hat!!
You just broke my heart! You are a cold, cold man. But have fun in sunny Florida anyway!


Mal-licious

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Mal-licious-

I'm SOO sorry to have broken your poor, tender heart... but, alas, I AM spoken for, by a statuesque, 5'10" tall, blonde haired blue eyed spectacularly beautiful woman... who can kill me with, if not her pinky, then certainly with one hand...

So, I must disappoint, tragically... but, in lieu of romance with The Hat, perhaps you and some of the other ladies would like to start a Hat-Harem?

I'd be okay with that, and there IS quite a bit of me to go around...

--Jefé The Hat

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Originally posted by cageybee:
i mean, who do i have to sleep with to get to the top around here?

me

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Originally posted by Astriana:

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Originally posted by BadgersHat:
[BI'm SOO sorry to have broken your poor, tender heart... but, alas, I AM spoken for, by a statuesque, 5'10" tall, blonde haired blue eyed spectacularly beautiful woman... who can kill me with, if not her pinky, then certainly with one hand...

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HAT!! And all this time you've been trying to get me to leave the hubby! You could have played it off that you were coming to see me, but NO, you had to put the height in there... You're busted, Mister! ()

~A~
El Jefe Magnifico's Mistress... of Communications and Harems...

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

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Originally posted by Malicious:

Hat!!
You just broke my heart! You are a cold, cold man. But have fun in sunny Florida anyway!


Mal-licious

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Mal-licious-

I'm SOO sorry to have broken your poor, tender heart... but, alas, I AM spoken for, by a statuesque, 5'10" tall, blonde haired blue eyed spectacularly beautiful woman... who can kill me with, if not her pinky, then certainly with one hand...

So, I must disappoint, tragically... but, in lieu of romance with The Hat, perhaps you and some of the other ladies would like to start a Hat-Harem?

I'd be okay with that, and there IS quite a bit of me to go around...

--Jefé The Hat

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Yeah, but I can kill you with my BRAIN!!

It's ok, I'll TRY to get over you....



Mal-licious

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Originally posted by cageybee:
jefe, thanks for the answer...and sorry about the whining.

i was curious, is there a sign-up sheet for hat-harems or do i have to talk to astriana or something? i mean, who do i have to sleep with to get to the top around here?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Originally posted by BadgersHat:
You just have to pledge your undying lust for The Immense and Shiny Hat, that's all...

Start a thread for a Hat-Harem, let's see who joins up!!

--Jefé The Hat

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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

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