Browncoat Bar & Grill - Shish Kabob-ed by Kelkhil

what happens to the mood in a bar when the shirtless bartender is up the duff? and possibly chewing handfuls of gummibears?

hypothetically

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'That torpedo hit us hard. We've got serious damage to the thrusters, heat warping in the secondary camshaft and the right side emergency jets completely knackered. We can't thrust, our shafts bent, and we'll probably never shoot off from the right hand again!'

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Thursday, September 18, 2008 12:43 PM

wtf does "up the duff" mean?

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Thursday, September 18, 2008 4:06 PM

ZEROKIRYU

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Is it possible to become addicted to Gummi Bears? I ask cuz I think I am. I bought 1.5 lbs yesterday at lunch and while I only ate a few yesterday I have been unable to stop eating them since 8 this morning. Craving is not the word here.

Hi. My name is Zero, and I'm also addicted to Gummi Bears.

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Tomo: Oh yeah? So what place did you come in?
Kagura: I came in this! *Holds up five fingers*
Osaka: Flat?

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Thursday, September 18, 2008 9:13 PM

*gee wanders into the bar, pulls out his magic wand and sends a stream of fog out the end obscuring the view for everyone*

*wanders round the bar, occasionally the words, 'nauticus totalis!' can be heard*

*with a final wave of the wand the fog disappears*

Behold, the bar transformed into the galley deck of a pirate ship, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There even be a plan for people to walk out in the enchanted beer garden that magically is now the top deck.

Watch out for the poop deck, not sure it came out right.

YYAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*wanders off his workd done*

PS, FLT, up the duff is a wonderfully charming way of saying pregnant

PPS, just remembered about the whole ninja v pirate thing, you do know it's just talk like a pirate day, you know HK, I don't want any nasty sudden stabbing death please, I'd say you wouldn't kill me on my birthday but ninjas care not for such matters

*flee*

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Thursday, September 18, 2008 11:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by freelancertex:
wtf does "up the duff" mean?

Arrrr! Ye do not be having such a saying then? That do be a shame. It be meaning the same as 'a bun in the oven' a 'course!

Arrrr-harrrrr!

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'That torpedo hit us hard. We've got serious damage to the thrusters, heat warping in the secondary camshaft and the right side emergency jets completely knackered. We can't thrust, our shafts bent, and we'll probably never shoot off from the right hand again!'

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Friday, September 19, 2008 3:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Oddbodskins:
what happens to the mood in a bar when the shirtless bartender is up the duff? and possibly chewing handfuls of gummibears?

OK so what is "up the duff"?

Who is trying to stick what up my duff????? 0.o

Zero - Yeah... we should start a support group or something. G.B.A

Hello my name is Kelkhil and I am a gummi-holic!

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Friday, September 19, 2008 3:16 AM

Kel you scurrvy dog, the answer has been written above twice, don't make me force you to walk the plank!

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Friday, September 19, 2008 3:27 AM

*Will not talk like a pirate. Ninjas are way cooler than pirates*

Gee - well when I was writing this there were no explination on the boards yet! I think it be all glitchy here today after looking at the times of teh explinations!

*Debates going all Ninja Stabby on Gee. Then realizes that Gee is pretty awesome so stops* *Also the Mistress has not taught the whole art of stabby as of yet*

*sets up the breakfast bar*

Leaves a bunch of -1.11C Dews for teh Sneaky One in case she is still camping*

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Friday, September 19, 2008 3:27 AM

Ohh look double posty!

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Friday, September 19, 2008 3:33 AM

lol

pirates are cooler than ninja but ninjas will alway win in a fight

the only exception is your mistress, which is the exception that prooves the rule

all of course fail when faced with the might of jedi

*waves hand at kel*

this is not the ejit you are looking for, you will not stab him

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Friday, September 19, 2008 3:36 AM

Arrr, aye! It be such a thing! And surely ye'll be thankful fer hearing that I do hold no grudge fer yer askin' again!

(talk like a pirate day be placing some strain on me brain-cradle...)

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'That torpedo hit us hard. We've got serious damage to the thrusters, heat warping in the secondary camshaft and the right side emergency jets completely knackered. We can't thrust, our shafts bent, and we'll probably never shoot off from the right hand again!'

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Friday, September 19, 2008 6:40 AM

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN

Greetings all!

*buys her fellow 'coats a drink*

I've missed you guys but should be back to posting erratically soon.

I hope things have been shiny for everyone.

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."
http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/
http://www.myspace.com/whimsicalnbrainpan

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Friday, September 19, 2008 8:12 AM

Whims! *MEAGAGLOMP* How ya doin' Lassy?

Watch out for Odd and Gee They want to stick stuff up people's duffs

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Friday, September 19, 2008 11:27 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by OddBodskins: Arrrr! Ye do not be having such a saying then? That do be a shame. It be meaning the same as 'a bun in the oven' a 'course!

not in the U.S. we don't :-P thanks for the definition. glad ur enjoying talk like a pirate day XD

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Friday, September 19, 2008 11:48 AM

GORRAMGROUPIE

We have "knocked up" but that has such a negative connotation......

'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
Police Squad

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Friday, September 19, 2008 12:02 PM

yeah 'knocked up'
'bun in the oven'
'preggers'
'with child'
thats all i can think of.
unless u wanna be mean and say she's been infected with a parasite. cuz House has called fetuses parasites before XD

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Friday, September 19, 2008 2:59 PM

0157h, I think the day has passed.

I don't think he's the first, although I always thought of that particular sentiment as being along the lines of 'life is a terminal disease'.

Technically accurate, but utterly pointless as anything more then a fine example of smugness, but then, that's kinda the point of house I guess

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Friday, September 19, 2008 3:05 PM

.....eh?

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Friday, September 19, 2008 3:05 PM

(Walks in with a shuriken and an eyepatch looking very confused)

...well they are, technically.. but they're cute little parasites!

Speaking of shish kebab:

You remember that nurse I can't stop bitching about?

I can stop bitching.

Yesterday she was fired and escorted off the premises. (I missed the drama and I'm quite happy about it.) I still have all 4 tires and no threatening phone calls. Good day!

Also: my father sat up on his own today and has been allowed solid foods, and they've ruled out stroke. Yay!

Now, if we can just manage to get that gorram chicken coop built this weekend my life will be much simpler and more relaxed.

We had our first frost last night. Here comes winter! (Honneeeyy.. where did we put the shovvells...?)

Barkeep! A coffee to stave of withdrawl headaches, another to ward off migraines, and a really really super humongous pina colada because pineapple and coconut go very well together.

Please.

Yarrr.

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Friday, September 19, 2008 3:14 PM

lolz, yeah, they are cute little parasites

nurse: WOOHOO!!!! what happened? why was she fired? O_o i like drama :-P

glad ur dad's doing better ^_^

nights are getting cold here too ><;;

*gets SR and self hot coffee*

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Friday, September 19, 2008 3:44 PM

AIKO

(key word being parasites)

Ninjas are better, since they're sneaky and have cool weaponry while Pirates are stuck on a boat and are loud and noisy and not at all sneaky.

glad your father's getting better, SR!

-sneaks over to the imponderables to ask a question I just now thought of despite the fact that I posted there just a little bit ago, lolz)

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Friday, September 19, 2008 4:04 PM

but parasites are cuter. u can hug them and love them and call them george..or..whatever name u pick XD

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Friday, September 19, 2008 4:13 PM

AIKO

lolz, yeah, I know other people think they're cuter :P

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Friday, September 19, 2008 5:06 PM

hahaha XD i sense sarcasm, or maybe just apathy...can't find the word.

barkeep, im frickin hungry. some form of tasty food for my complaining stomach please.

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Friday, September 19, 2008 6:46 PM

MSB

Wow gone for a day and I miss colloquial sayings time

HUGS Rosie that's awesome

WHIMS!!!!!! HUGS and HUGS and HUGS

Ok Kelkhil and Zero I see you over there and I'm cutting you off!! No more gummies

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Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage."
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.”-Dave Barry

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Saturday, September 20, 2008 2:12 AM

Hi Whimsy!

We're going to be working on that darned chicken coop for those darned chickens today.

(Chickens wear through and need mending frequently!)

feeeeelinnnggg siiiiiiiilllllyyy... need more coffee.

It's a beautiful sunny day and I'd rather be doing any of fifteen other things, but needs must get the nose to the grindstone or all the chicken raising efforts will be for nought.

Here MsB, let me take those gummis from you and put them in a very safe place.
(meet you behind the fern and we'll divvy them up!)

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Saturday, September 20, 2008 3:06 AM

Chickens can be mended? Must remember to tell my dad to stop burying them

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Saturday, September 20, 2008 6:36 AM

@_@ Odds, ur so funny.

O_o SR mebbe u should lay off the caffeine for a bit :-P feeling silly can be dangerous

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Saturday, September 20, 2008 7:25 AM

caffeine = < silly

< caffeine = >silly

silly.

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Saturday, September 20, 2008 7:30 AM

lolz, ive seen ppl hyped up on caffeine before, gotta tie em down with lead weights to keep em from bouncing off the walls

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Saturday, September 20, 2008 8:29 AM

GORRAMGROUPIE

If it were not for caffeine, there would be no internet.
As a father, I support the mass consumption of caffeine, rather than alcohol, less dangerous for kids.
Brain hurts, gotta go get some Dew fixage.

'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
Police Squad

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Saturday, September 20, 2008 8:32 AM

'cept it stunts ur growth.

no joke, i should be like six feet tall given the height in my genes, or at least like 5'10, started drinkin massive amounts of coffee in the middle of a growth spurt, now i'm 5'6 :-P

still love drinkin it though :-P good wake-up call.

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Saturday, September 20, 2008 8:47 AM

GORRAMGROUPIE

Since the only way I will grow is in the stomach now, I think I am safe. I made it to 6'2", taller than my dad by 5 inches or so, and my mom is a foot shorter than me, and has been since I was 14. So I got tall jeans from somewhere, not my parents. Must have had mutant ancestors.

'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
Police Squad

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Saturday, September 20, 2008 8:50 AM

lol sometimes they skip i guess, but i was gainin on my mother's height like a weed, then all of a sudden my head hit a brick wall ><

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Saturday, September 20, 2008 3:47 PM

wow, why's it so empty in here?

barkeep, i is thirsty. something refreshing plz.

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Sunday, September 21, 2008 12:58 AM

Not always the case, I drank tea and coffee in pretty large quantities from the age of about eight to the present day, I'm not a giant, but I make six feet. My mum only just clears five, although my dad is the same height as me, so I figure the caffiene didn't do too much damage ^^

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'That torpedo hit us hard. We've got serious damage to the thrusters, heat warping in the secondary camshaft and the right side emergency jets completely knackered. We can't thrust, our shafts bent, and we'll probably never shoot off from the right hand again!'

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Sunday, September 21, 2008 4:08 AM

then why'd I get the short end of the stick in my family? :-P

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Sunday, September 21, 2008 11:59 AM

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Whims! *MEAGAGLOMP* How ya doin' Lassy?

Watch out for Odd and Gee They want to stick stuff up people's duffs

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

*Glomps Kelkhil*

*makes sure her duff is securely covered*

All is shiny except my signal which is slowly getting better.

How are you O Shirtless Wonder?

Hi MsB and Rosie! *big hugs*

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."
http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/
http://www.myspace.com/whimsicalnbrainpan

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Sunday, September 21, 2008 2:05 PM

and once again the site fails to notify me of a reply ><

barkeep, need some cocoa of the hot variety, its really cold here.

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Sunday, September 21, 2008 3:01 PM

mysteriously appearing cocoa appears

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Sunday, September 21, 2008 3:03 PM

lol, thanks SR XD

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Sunday, September 21, 2008 6:20 PM

MSB

Ok I know I am posting everywhere....but SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Sorry the lighting is bad

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Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage."
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.”-Dave Barry

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Sunday, September 21, 2008 10:52 PM

wow, so it appears congratulations are in order!

Morning all,

I an knackered, weekend was really not what I needed but engaged couple were happy so it's all good, just need to get da's birthday celebrations out the way (it's a biggie) and final maths exam and then holiday, which I am so in need of it's not tru.

*rustles up celebratory drinks for everyone and then wanders off to work*

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Monday, September 22, 2008 1:37 AM

Wow!, Excellent, a shiny person with a shiny ring xD congratz MSB!

Now, celebratory drinks? They aren't ALL champagne are they?

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'That torpedo hit us hard. We've got serious damage to the thrusters, heat warping in the secondary camshaft and the right side emergency jets completely knackered. We can't thrust, our shafts bent, and we'll probably never shoot off from the right hand again!'

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Monday, September 22, 2008 2:30 AM

lol - nope, I'm celebrating with a cup of tea due to my non functioning stomach so have what you want!

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Monday, September 22, 2008 3:25 AM

Morning all!

Gratz to NVG and MSB!!!!

*sets up the Breakfast Bar*

*Sets out a -1.11C Dew and an M&M Ice Cream Sammich' for the Sneaky One*

Hope the Mondays are nice to poeple today!

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Monday, September 22, 2008 4:21 AM

HELL'S KITTEN

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Originally posted by Kelkhil:
*Sets out a -1.11C Dew and an M&M Ice Cream Sammich' for the Sneaky One*

((pounce!!))

((plays wiff her foodz))

((lurk))

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Monday, September 22, 2008 4:46 AM