Quote:

---

Originally posted by DarkHood:
A Condom 500 years in the future will be called a Spondom.

---

Quote:

---

Originally posted by JerseyBrowncoat:
Someone remind me what an "utnik" was before it went into space?

---

Quote:

---

Originally posted by JerseyBrowncoat:
Someone remind me what an "utnik" was before it went into space?

---

Quote:

---

Originally posted by Gunhand:
It was a small yet entrancing growth which resembled Anne Murray that Stalin had removed from his knee and kept in a jar of alcohol. Unfortunately it kept growing and growing at a prodigious rate, soon outstripping the weak Soviet era glass of the containment jar until finally the only solution was to attach an egg timer to it and launch it into space.

This astonishing fact was only finally made public in 1999 (which is 666 upside down with a 1 in front of it!) when the KGB opened their secret files to intrepid reporters for "The Paper" which is also known by those without subscriptions as the Weekly World News.

---

Quote:

---

Originally posted by WhooDahn:

Quote:

---

Originally posted by Gunhand:
It was a small yet entrancing growth which resembled Anne Murray that Stalin had removed from his knee and kept in a jar of alcohol. Unfortunately it kept growing and growing at a prodigious rate, soon outstripping the weak Soviet era glass of the containment jar until finally the only solution was to attach an egg timer to it and launch it into space.

This astonishing fact was only finally made public in 1999 (which is 666 upside down with a 1 in front of it!) when the KGB opened their secret files to intrepid reporters for "The Paper" which is also known by those without subscriptions as the Weekly World News.

---

The artist formerly known as Prince and currently known as Prince, sang a duet with Anne Murray in Russia, I believe they sang 1999. It didn't make sense at the time but I see the connection now.

"I ain't crazy and I've got papers to prove it"

---

Quote:

---

Originally posted by bikisdad:
Isn't SPAM just short for SPAce Monkey?

---

Quote:

---

Originally posted by Bendis:
I thought everyone knew that SPAM was a combination of ham, space monkey and an unidentifiable gellatinous goo? Must just be me.

----------
"We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis.
You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die. Huh? Look at that chiseled jaw."

---

Quote:

---

Originally posted by DarkHood:
A Condom 500 years in the future will be called a Spondom.

---

Quote:

---

Originally posted by bikisdad:
Isn't SPAM just short for SPAce Monkey?

---

Quote:

---

Originally posted by DarkHood:
A Condom 500 years in the future will be called a Spondom.

________________________________________________________________________

Mal's on the ground, about to get speared by Crow. A shot rings out. Crow is kneecapped.

Mal: Nice shot.

Jayne: I was aiming for his head.

---

Quote:

---

Originally posted by Gunhand:

Quote:

---

Originally posted by WhooDahn:

Quote:

---

Originally posted by Gunhand:
It was a small yet entrancing growth which resembled Anne Murray that Stalin had removed from his knee and kept in a jar of alcohol. Unfortunately it kept growing and growing at a prodigious rate, soon outstripping the weak Soviet era glass of the containment jar until finally the only solution was to attach an egg timer to it and launch it into space.

This astonishing fact was only finally made public in 1999 (which is 666 upside down with a 1 in front of it!) when the KGB opened their secret files to intrepid reporters for "The Paper" which is also known by those without subscriptions as the Weekly World News.

---

The artist formerly known as Prince and currently known as Prince, sang a duet with Anne Murray in Russia, I believe they sang 1999. It didn't make sense at the time but I see the connection now.

"I ain't crazy and I've got papers to prove it"

---

It's all about connecting the dots...

*nods sagely*

I mean there are some people who belives Unknown Armies is fiction, but little do they know of the terrors of the Scottish Restaurant Conspiracy.



I believe SPAM is Space Ham though, but that too is one of the mysteries of the universe. I'd say more but...I don't want the Men In Black to show up. Not Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones, they'd be kind of cool to hang out with on an otherwise slow day, but the real ones. The Real Ones.

*puts on his foil hat and taps the side of his nose*

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

---

Quote:

---

Originally posted by Leafy:
Now will somebody come along and tell us what it REALLY stood for back in 1940 something????

---

Quote:

---

Originally posted by Xarr:

Quote:

---

Originally posted by Leafy:
Now will somebody come along and tell us what it REALLY stood for back in 1940 something????

---

Ask and you shall receive! This is from www.spam.com.

1937: SPAM is born! Originally called HORMEL Spiced Ham, the company holds a contest to create a name as distinctive as the taste. The winner, Kenneth Daigneau, receives the grand prize... $100.

Other important 1937 occurrences: Amelia Earhart, disappears in her attempt to be the first woman to fly around the world; Route 66 is officially completed, total distance: 2,448 miles (that's 39 million cans of SPAM laid end-to-end!); the Golden Gate Bridge open.

---

Quote:

---

Originally posted by Xarr:
Oh I think, with out a doubt, that yours is FAR more accurate. I imagine Hormel's ad execs had quite the fun time coming up with a name for their "heavily-processed-meat-type-food-stuffs", hence the naming contest. I think you should write to Hormel and demand your $100, for your highly superior name.

---

Quote:

---

Actually i think its more likely to be a Spcondom kind of like a jew is a Spjew...

---

Quote:

---

Ah ... the ugly old bad days. I remember when the makers of TANG were bragging in commercials that it was the stuff astronauts drank in space.

---

Quote:

---

too busy trying to think of how to be clever.

---

Quote:

---

Originally posted by WhooDahn:

Quote:

---

too busy trying to think of how to be clever.

---

Is that Ward, Wally or Beaver?

Sorry, I couldn't pass that one up.

If you don't know who they are, then just call me an old fart and shake your head.

"I ain't crazy and I've got papers to prove it"

---

Quote:

---

Originally posted by Xarr:

Quote:

---

Originally posted by Leafy:
Now will somebody come along and tell us what it REALLY stood for back in 1940 something????

---

Ask and you shall receive! This is from www.spam.com.

1937: SPAM is born! Originally called HORMEL Spiced Ham, the company holds a contest to create a name as distinctive as the taste. The winner, Kenneth Daigneau, receives the grand prize... $100.

Other important 1937 occurrences: Amelia Earhart, disappears in her attempt to be the first woman to fly around the world; Route 66 is officially completed, total distance: 2,448 miles (that's 39 million cans of SPAM laid end-to-end!); the Golden Gate Bridge open.

---

Quote:

---

Originally posted by SBWatcher:
Spam - A trademark used for a canned meat product consisting primarily of chopped pork (aka monkey) pressed into a loaf.

---

Quote:

---

Originally posted by Xarr:
mmmmmmmmm processed monkey loaf...

---

Quote:

---

Originally posted by ebonezer:
Those stupid worthless little spork things came from space.

---

Quote:

---

Originally posted by WhooDahn:

Quote:

---

Ah ... the ugly old bad days. I remember when the makers of TANG were bragging in commercials that it was the stuff astronauts drank in space.

---

Does TANG stand for This Ain't No Good?

I love using double negatives.

"I ain't crazy and I've got papers to prove it"

---

Quote:

---

Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:
AIN'T NO would actually be a quadruple negative...just trust me

---

Quote:

---

Originally posted by WhooDahn:

Quote:

---

Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:
AIN'T NO would actually be a quadruple negative...just trust me

---

There ain't no way I can't be loving to use quadruple negatives.

"I ain't crazy and I've got papers to prove it"

---

Quote:

---

Originally posted by Xarr:

Quote:

---

Originally posted by SBWatcher:
Spam - A trademark used for a canned meat product consisting primarily of chopped pork (aka monkey) pressed into a loaf.

---

mmmmmmmmm processed monkey loaf...

---

Quote:

---

Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:

AIN'T NO would actually be a quadruple negative...just trust me

---

Quote:

---

There ain't no way I can't be loving not to dislike spam.

How many negatives was that????

---