Browncoat Bar & Grill - 1 Year and still going! by Kelkhil

I hesitate to reveal this but having not played any of the final fantasy games (and boy do I get grief about this at work) I had to google Phoenix Down to find out what it was.

If I revive myself surely my usefulness to the new HK world order will be severely curtailed.

I shall await instructions patiently until such matters are resolved for me.

Haunts

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Wednesday, October 1, 2008 3:30 AM

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Originally posted by Dancingneko:

*wanders in from a darkened corner*
firstie?
yep. firstie.
Congratulations Kel.
*leaves huggle-bombs for those that want a hug*
[ lurk='shadow' ]

NEKO!!!!!! *GLOMP* how ya doin' Lassy? Oh and thanks!

Quote:
Originally posted by gee:
I hesitate to reveal this but having not played any of the final fantasy games (and boy do I get grief about this at work) I had to google Phoenix Down to find out what it was.

??? W-T-F? But you play video games! How....... is it even poss.......What systems do you own?

*wonders what FF he will have to ship to Gee*

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Zombie Killing, Ninja in Training Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Wednesday, October 1, 2008 3:33 AM

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Originally posted by Dancingneko:
*leaves huggle-bombs for those that want a hug*
[lurk='shadow']

((swipes a couple huggle-bombs)) Nice to see you, 'Neko. ^__^

Good on ya, Kelkhil.

((tosses pennies at Gee's ghost))

((lurk))

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Wednesday, October 1, 2008 3:50 AM

*watches pennies pass through his noncorporial form folornly*

lol Kel, that's pretty much everyone's reaction, I somehow whilst going through a Commodore Vic 20, NES, Megadrive, Playstation 1, Xbox, Wii and various PCs have always managed not to have the right hardware at the right time and they've just drifted past me, I get so much grief from the guy who sits opposiet me who has played UT for the UK about this, but I bear my apparent loss with stoic fortitude.

*wave at Neko having accidently forgot earlie*

*haunts*

EDIT

Also, congrats on the giving up, my other half still says she has stopped rather than quit even after 3 years, go willpower.

*goes back to haunting*

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Wednesday, October 1, 2008 3:50 AM

mornin' all.

death stick?

barkeep, coffee plz?

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Wednesday, October 1, 2008 4:23 AM

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Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:

Good on ya, Kelkhil.

Thanx Lassy!

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Originally posted by freelancertex:

death stick?

barkeep, coffee plz?

Morning FLT

*gets a coffee for FLT*

"Death Sticks" = cigarettes

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Zombie Killing, Ninja in Training Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Wednesday, October 1, 2008 6:14 AM

NVGHOSTRIDER

WTF? 'Neko just snuch right in there didn't she.

Need a drink. Wierd dreams and political-ick in my head. Tribal elections Saturday, political ca-ca on TV, stepped in bullshit.

DRink.
DRiiiNNnnkkKK!!!!!

ADD: +100 Kel my man. I've been without since after last Christmas but cheated on the 4th of July (regretted it, almost puked). Yay for you!

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Wednesday, October 1, 2008 6:30 AM

*sets up some Irish Car Bombs for NVG*

Morning NVG!...er afternoon here anyway

Yeah ain't politics fun?

VOTE FOR HK for Dictator - New world order with old world punishments!

Brought to you by: HK - Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow

(Join us)

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Zombie Killing, Ninja in Training Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Wednesday, October 1, 2008 6:45 AM

NVGHOSTRIDER

Ya know, I might write her in for giggles.

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Wednesday, October 1, 2008 7:45 AM

mornin Kelkhil.

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Originally posted by Kelkhil: "Death Sticks" = cigarettes

ah. yes. death sticks they are.

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Wednesday, October 1, 2008 9:19 AM

http://www.g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/689724/Best_Bank_Robbery_Ever_In
_Seattle.html

Bwahahahahaha!

Mistress we need to recruit this guy for World Domination. Of course with a mind like that we would have to bump him off rather quickly!

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Zombie Killing, Ninja in Training Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Wednesday, October 1, 2008 11:01 AM

I wish for HK to take over the world now please... it's been a long week and I need all evil financial institutions to be abolish:)

HUGS and HUGS Neko ( wow speed lurking on the firsties there )

OK Kelkhil martini in stasis please... bad day

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Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.”-Dave Barry

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Wednesday, October 1, 2008 11:06 AM

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Originally posted by MSB:
I need all evil financial institutions to be abolish:)

Actually, I think what we need is to send all the evil financial institutions' executives back to kindergarten so they can learn responsibility, accountability, and how not to be stupid.

But what do I know.

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Wednesday, October 1, 2008 11:19 AM

Why. so. serious?

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Wednesday, October 1, 2008 11:49 AM

ooh lets send them to special kindergarten...

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Wednesday, October 1, 2008 12:01 PM

Why. so. unoriginal?

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Wednesday, October 1, 2008 12:13 PM

special kindergarten sounds like an awesome plan MsB XD

HK: i wasn't trying to be original, i just love the way he says it :-P that and "How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear." *shudders* geh.

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Wednesday, October 1, 2008 12:34 PM

AIKO

No, no- don't waste money on facilities for them! Just... ya know.... bump into them.... make them fall.... into a pit.... with spikes at the bottom.... sharp. and poisoned...

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Wednesday, October 1, 2008 1:06 PM

or we could kill them off quietly :evil grin: jk *shifty eyes*

barkeep, im hungry. and kinda thirsty. ginger ale and a pizza please? ^_^

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Thursday, October 2, 2008 2:34 AM

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Originally posted by MSB:

OK Kelkhil martini in stasis please... bad day

Well I guess I should have popped in here 1 more time yesterday. Sorry MSB

But to help cheer ya up a little. My daughter is doing her first what I want to be assignment in school this week and she has decided that she wants to be a teacher.

*sets up the Breakfast Bar*

(leaves a -1.11C Dew and an M&M Ice Cream Sammich' in the shadows for the Sneaky One)

Hope the day goes well for all!

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Zombie Killing, Ninja in Training Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

Member of the Coalition for HK - Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow.

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Thursday, October 2, 2008 2:44 AM

*dives into breakfast bar*

morning all. hey is this extra strength coffee?

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Thursday, October 2, 2008 6:47 AM

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Thursday, October 2, 2008 8:51 AM

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!! That is so cool HK

Kelkhil ok well tell her to save all her money as she won't be making any more...I'm kidding that's great. I bet she'd be a wonderful teacher:) Tell her to practice on her brother( this will be great when he's about 2-3 and she makes a pretend school which keeps the both of them entertained and away for hours)

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Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.”-Dave Barry

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Thursday, October 2, 2008 1:10 PM

lol HK that rocks XD

barkeep, sumthin to help me get through this gorram homework >< killin me

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Thursday, October 2, 2008 5:33 PM

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Originally posted by freelancertex:
lol HK that rocks XD

((snerk))
Thanks. ^__^
Sometimes I have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy too much time on my hands.
(I even made different versions and different sizes to suit different forums.)

^ (bored bored bored) XD

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Thursday, October 2, 2008 8:55 PM

Haunts

That does indeed look very cool HK, or should it be mistress? Don't know how we should refer to our esteemed benevolant dictator.

I feel like death this morning (by that I mean I'm floating round wearing a cloak and carrying a scythe) or alternatively a zombie but not sure that is possible whilst not being corporial.

Ah well, morning all, IT's Friday!

Nope, enthusiasm chip isn't working this morning, nor my sense of self either, Yarr it be a strange daye to be me.

*passes out at desk*

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Thursday, October 2, 2008 10:44 PM

TINGOLIATH

*peeks in, then steps through the door*

Shiny place ya got here.

*offers to help in the kitchen*

You do not need to wear a patch on your sleeve to show you have honor.

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Friday, October 3, 2008 1:53 AM

Tin, if your name wasn't new to me, you *so* would've earned urself a glomp with that attempt at sneaking in.

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Originally posted by Hell's Kitten: Sometimes I have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy too much time on my hands.
(I even made different versions and different sizes to suit different forums.)

^ (bored bored bored) XD

lolz, happens to everyone at some point XD glad u made good use of that time. I still can't figure out how to make motion things like that. :-P

Gee: why all the *haunting*?

barkeep, an IV of extra strength coffee and some brain food. its too early for math, but someone's gotta do it @_@ *dies*

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Friday, October 3, 2008 2:26 AM

*drags self back into the bar and waves at the new guy*

Hey Tin,

As for my new noncorporial form FLT, I was feeling dreadful and so declared myself undead on the grounds that I feel crappy for a human but pretty spry for a corpse when Kel went all ninja on me and headshot me, garning praise from our glorious leader and 50 pts whilst I now haunt him in a failing attempt to make him turn away from the dark side of the force.

I think I might need to get out more!

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Friday, October 3, 2008 2:29 AM

OOH!!! CAN I BE UNDEAD TOO????

*dies of caffeine overdose* fuck...

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Friday, October 3, 2008 2:41 AM

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Originally posted by freelancertex:
OOH!!! CAN I BE UNDEAD TOO????

Nope.

*Loads his weapon*

Ya see Gee is no longer Undead. Hence the Haunting of me Pub. We will not tolerate Undead because they tend to bite just anyone and then you have a bunch of mindless Undead running around. Kinda impedes the "plans" for World Domination if you cannot even formulate a plan.

Morning Tin. Nice to meet ya!

*sets up the Breakfast Bar*

(Replenishes The Sneaky One's -1.11C Dew and M&M Ice Cream Sammich' Supply in the shadows)

Hope everyone is doing well on the Pay-Friday!

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Zombie Killing, Ninja in Training Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

Member of the Coalition for HK - Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow.

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Friday, October 3, 2008 2:56 AM

*sniffle* *sniffle* but..but i wanna...it'd be fun

*glomps Kel anyway* pleeeeeeeeeeease? I'll be good, i won't bite anybody. promise.

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Friday, October 3, 2008 3:15 AM

Have just spotted the end of your signature Kel, nice me likeys.

I wonder what the esteemed sneaky one is up to...

Desperately trying to find the will to work, onwards to valhaller etc...

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Friday, October 3, 2008 3:37 AM

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Originally posted by Kelkhil:
We will not tolerate Undead because they tend to bite just anyone and then you have a bunch of mindless Undead running around.

dogs tend to bite just anyone....
let's aim at them, too.

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Kinda impedes the "plans" for World Domination if you cannot even formulate a plan.

good point,
but i have a team of semi-evil scientists
working on implantable mind control devices
for the Walking Army of Undead Doom.

er.

allegedly.

>.>

<.<

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Originally posted by freelancertex:
*sniffle* *sniffle* but..but i wanna...it'd be fun

awww...! you poor thing...
don't listen to Kelkhil, sweetie, you can be dead if you want to.
i find dying of boredom tends to work for me.
though, oddly enough, i always seem to return three days later......

((heretic))

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Friday, October 3, 2008 5:51 AM

BROWNCOATCOWBOY

*Strides up to the bar*

It's been a while since my last visit Browncoats.

What's up?

---------------------------------------------------

"When you can't run anymore, you crawl...and when you can't crawl...well...you know the rest."
"I am a Leaf on the Wind...Watch how i soar."

"Wao de ma he ta de feng kuang de wa sheng dou"
Wash (Our Mrs. Reynolds)

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Friday, October 3, 2008 7:18 AM

Hallo, BrowncoatCowboy ^^
(BcCb?)

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Originally posted by Kelkhil:
We will not tolerate Undead because they tend to bite just anyone and then you have a bunch of mindless Undead running around.

I was just thinking about this ((bored at work))... wouldn't you be able to neuter, so to speke, the lurching zombie hoard simply by strapping a muzzle on them and tying leather mittens over their hands? Then they wouldn't be able to bite you or rend flesh from bodies. And they're way too dumb and lacking in fine motor skills to be able to untie the mittens or unbuckle the muzzle.

?

((hears crickets))

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Friday, October 3, 2008 7:25 AM

NVGHOSTRIDER

Yeah, but then you'd have zombies attacking you and eventually someone will fall and be smooshed under writhing hungry zombie. Kinda like a dog humping your leg.

ICK

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Friday, October 3, 2008 8:42 AM

Well my vote would be pen them up and use them in a cunning black mail scheme..." do what I want or I release the undead"

Ok Kelkhil can I get some cold diet ginger ale.. the weird nausea is back again..sigh

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Friday, October 3, 2008 9:17 AM

Geez go on 1 little "emergency" 3 hour trip to fix a downed Office and we getr more converse than all of yesterday!

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Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
We will not tolerate Undead because they tend to bite just anyone and then you have a bunch of mindless Undead running around.
I was just thinking about this ((bored at work))... wouldn't you be able to neuter, so to speke, the lurching zombie hoard simply by strapping a muzzle on them and tying leather mittens over their hands? Then they wouldn't be able to bite you or rend flesh from bodies. And they're way too dumb and lacking in fine motor skills to be able to untie the mittens or unbuckle the muzzle.

?

((hears crickets))

That could work oh Sneaky One. But we must devise a device that would allow us to remotely unmuzzle our... *cough**cough* excuse me; Your Army of the Undead.

Nothing detrimental to our cause could ever happen if we had something like that!!

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Originally posted by MSB:

Ok Kelkhil can I get some cold diet ginger ale.. the weird nausea is back again..sigh

Hmm... nausea? Time with NVG.... You trying to drop hints Lassy?????

*gets MSB a Diet Ginger Ale and flees before he gets beat up*

*Glomps FLT*

(Flees)

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Zombie Killing, Ninja in Training Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

Member of the Coalition for HK - Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow.

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Friday, October 3, 2008 9:21 AM

Wow... jumpin the gun there Kelkhil... LOL Nope not that. Probably just the flu:( I've been around so many germy kids recently... I did have the amusement this morning of one of the kids announcing " I can only pee naked"

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Friday, October 3, 2008 9:58 AM

Well you are teh one that said it was a "weird nausea"

A flu like sickness it not what I would have concidered "weird"

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Zombie Killing, Ninja in Training Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

Member of the Coalition for HK - Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow.

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Friday, October 3, 2008 10:22 AM

Well weird in the sense that it's intermittant and not like constant...

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Friday, October 3, 2008 10:45 AM

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Originally posted by MSB:
Well weird in the sense that it's intermittant and not like constant...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morning_sickness

"Morning sickness can occur at any time of the day, though it occurs most often upon waking, because blood sugar levels are typically the lowest after a night without food.

Morning sickness usually starts in the first month of the pregnancy, peaking in the fifth to seventh weeks, and continuing until the 14th to 16th week. For half of the sufferers, it ends by the 16th week of pregnancy. It might take the others up to another month to get relief, and some women suffer intermittent episodes throughout their pregnancy."

(Flees)

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Zombie Killing, Ninja in Training Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

Member of the Coalition for HK - Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow.

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Friday, October 3, 2008 11:12 AM

You are soooooooo not funny( besides the stick says I'm not...yes I take direction from sticks)

HK- can I hit him..pretty please????

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Friday, October 3, 2008 11:38 AM

GORRAMGROUPIE

I think HK approves of any violence, as long as it has a point. I for one side with you MsB, last week both wife an I had intermittent nausea, would come and go, and I know that I'm not pregs, and she better not be either!

'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
Police Squad

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Friday, October 3, 2008 11:41 AM

i could torture him for u. *jk Kelkhil*

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Originally posted by Hell's Kitten: awww...! you poor thing...
don't listen to Kelkhil, sweetie, you can be dead if you want to.

aw no, i wanna be undead. can't do anything when ur just dead except *haunt* :P

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Originally posted by MsB: I did have the amusement this morning of one of the kids announcing " I can only pee naked"

oh my god, how did you *not* laugh? i'dve been curled up on the floor in a massive giggle fit if a kid said that to me.

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Friday, October 3, 2008 1:32 PM

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Originally posted by gorramgroupie:
I think HK approves of any violence, as long as it has a point.

Well...
...that's not entirely true.

Mindless / pointless violence can be both entertaining and theraputic....

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB:
HK- can I hit him {Kelkhil}...pretty please????

Erm.
Well.
Please don't injure him. He's valuable to me.

Quote:
Originally posted by freelancertex:
aw no, i wanna be undead. can't do anything when ur just dead except *haunt* :P

Oh! I see. I misunderstood.
I'd say go for it, but Kelkhil is a crack-shot, so I don't know that you'd be undead for very long....

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Friday, October 3, 2008 1:35 PM