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Originally posted by Knibblet:
Anyway, I look at the window and realize I'm not going to be able to fix it -- on top of it NOT BEING ONE OF OURS!!!!

I told him, "I can't fix it." He said, "Why not?".

I kept in all the comments I had about dumbass 'burbs and people who can't figure out that a 40 year old window with 3" of paint layers on it isn't a window we put in last month and said...

"Sometimes a thing's broke ... can't be fixed."

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Originally posted by Malicious:

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Originally posted by Knibblet:
Anyway, I look at the window and realize I'm not going to be able to fix it -- on top of it NOT BEING ONE OF OURS!!!!

I told him, "I can't fix it." He said, "Why not?".

I kept in all the comments I had about dumbass 'burbs and people who can't figure out that a 40 year old window with 3" of paint layers on it isn't a window we put in last month and said...

"Sometimes a thing's broke ... can't be fixed."

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It's people like that who try to return (this is gross) used toilet seats to Macy's. No lie. And we TOOK IT BACK AND GAVE HER HER MONEY BACK. Thereby perpetuating the stupidity.


Mal-licious

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Originally posted by Knibblet:
It's a long story, but I swear at the end there's a Firefly payoff....

I had to go to a client's house today to fix a window. It took 45 minutes, quarter of a tank of gas and my very last ounce of patience to find this teensy house in the 'burbs. Have I mentioned that I hate the 'burbs?

Anyway, I look at the window and realize I'm not going to be able to fix it -- on top of it NOT BEING ONE OF OURS!!!!

I told him, "I can't fix it." He said, "Why not?".

I kept in all the comments I had about dumbass 'burbs and people who can't figure out that a 40 year old window with 3" of paint layers on it isn't a window we put in last month and said...

"Sometimes a thing's broke ... can't be fixed."



"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

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They used to joke they should discount all the returned undergarments and put them in a bin marked "Slightly F***ed With". But they weren't allowed to.

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