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Originally posted by Malicious:
Let me make this perfectly clear: Mal is the man for me!! However, I never said I wouldn't give Jayne a tumble. I'm sure I would regret it later, but I bet it would be gooooood. (He WAS my 2nd choice in the poll, after all. Which Mal should have won, by the way.)

Mal-licious

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Originally posted by Pselus:

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Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Well, sense of humor does score some points. Just not enough for me! Hee hee!

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I think you're missing something.
Zoe is a hard core warrior woman. Warrior women don't like soft cushy men...they need REAL men.
Wash appears to be a soft cushy man...however, in order for Zoe to be with him, this cannot be true. However, we know it IS true SO there must be SOMETHING to make up for him being a pansie that Zoe enjoys...something we don't see...something hidden...
need I be more obvious?


(by the way, none of the Firefly guys are for me cause...well...I'm a guy...however I will willingly take all the women off of the guys hands)

"Big Damn Heroes sir."

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Originally posted by Pselus:
actually...if I were a female...I'd find Wash the most attractive anyway...just gotta love a pilot...

wow...did I really just say that?


"Big Damn Heroes sir."

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Originally posted by Elwoodmom:

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Originally posted by Malicious:
Let me make this perfectly clear: Mal is the man for me!! However, I never said I wouldn't give Jayne a tumble. I'm sure I would regret it later, but I bet it would be gooooood. (He WAS my 2nd choice in the poll, after all. Which Mal should have won, by the way.)

Mal-licious

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Good and nasty!

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Originally posted by Malicious:
Poor Delia! 'Nother bad day? This thread was just enough to send you over the edge, huh?

Mal-licious

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Originally posted by Malicious:
He has call waiting. If he puts you on hold, it's because I called!

Mal-licious

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Originally posted by Elwoodmom:

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Originally posted by Malicious:
He has call waiting. If he puts you on hold, it's because I called!

Mal-licious

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Alright, how about we settle it this way: I call Jayne Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. You call him Monday, Wednesday and Friday? Deal? I get the extra day because: A) I voted for him B) I'm older than you C) I'm Mom!

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Originally posted by Delia:
(Delia climbs onto her soap box)

MAL WAS ROBBED!

(Delia quickly climbs back off the soap box and ducks, so Gunhand and Neroli will have a harder time aiming their tomatoes.)

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Originally posted by Malicious:

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Originally posted by Delia:
(Delia climbs onto her soap box)

MAL WAS ROBBED!

(Delia quickly climbs back off the soap box and ducks, so Gunhand and Neroli will have a harder time aiming their tomatoes.)

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You get right back up on that soap box with me! Take those tomatoes like a man! (How are your dodgeball skills?)

Mal-licious

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Originally posted by Gunhand:
Nah I don't throw tomatoes at ladies. I'm all culturified and stuff.

Plus they usually throw shoes back...

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Originally posted by Malicious:
He has call waiting. If he puts you on hold, it's because I called!

Mal-licious

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Alright, how about we settle it this way: I call Jayne Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. You call him Monday, Wednesday and Friday? Deal? I get the extra day because: A) I voted for him B) I'm older than you C) I'm Mom!

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You ain't older than me by much, if at all! Today (bows head solemnly) is half-birthday eve. That's right! Tomorrow, I will be exactly 40 and 1/2.

Frankly, I'll only need Jayne for 1 or 2 nights. You can have him the rest of the year! Mal might get upset if I'm away from our bunk more than that.

Mal-licious

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Originally posted by Gunhand:
Well not kill because either of us could have done it, but damn it was hard on the furniture...She had a temper and a blackbelt.



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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Originally posted by Gunhand:
Neroli's birthday is soon, I forget exactly when because I really suck with dates. Tommorow (well today now) is Mal-icious' half-birthday. There are probably more.

I'm always up for a party though.

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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Originally posted by cageybee:
neroli, if your gift hasn't arrived yet, i've just become seriously concerned for jayne's welfare! as for gunhand, turns out, he fights back hard when you try to stuff him in a box.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Originally posted by Gunhand:
I never said that...

I said if Jayne was there I was packing up and coming home.

Nuances ya see, nuances.



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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Originally posted by cageybee:
ok, in lieu of jayne, i've decided to send you hamilton from angel instead. this package better be delivered promptly or those post office workers better get their games faces on!

as for gunhand, nuances my ass! he was very difficult in that he was upset about the box size. i told him postage gets really expensive, but he didn't seem to care. where are his manners?
me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Originally posted by Gunhand:
Nope, policy is policy.



*goes and sits in his secret bunker*







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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Originally posted by cageybee:
neroli, when you're done with jayne, would you send him right on over to my place? it'll be my birthday then, so try not to wear him out too much? please?

edit- otherwise, hamilton will do in a pinch.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Originally posted by Gunhand:
Well I just spent a bunch of time in a fruitless quest for a good picture of a box. Was gonna do something funny too, but now...I can't.

*sighs*

Oh well.



~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Originally posted by Gunhand:
I feel like the consolation prize at a carnival or something. Sheesh.





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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Originally posted by cageybee:
an unused jayne?!?! neroli, you are the best re-gifter ever! wow, i need to go purchase some satin sheets and hit up costco for some whipped cream....*starts a mental lists of other jayne-inspired groceries*

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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