Where is everybody? by howdyrockerbaby1

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Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:
Okay, so The Hat has his harems and Gunhand has his groupies...

so all i'm wondering is...

Where are my minions?!

Howdy,

I'll be yours if you'll be mine. Whaddya say?

Mal-licious

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Saturday, May 22, 2004 6:12 PM

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Originally posted by Malicious:
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Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:
Okay, so The Hat has his harems and Gunhand has his groupies...

so all i'm wondering is...

Where are my minions?!

Howdy,

I'll be yours if you'll be mine. Whaddya say?

Mal-licious

Sounds like a plan, but still...

Where are my other minions?!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Saturday, May 22, 2004 6:16 PM

howdy, when you say minion, what to you mean? i think of "minion of the first" when i hear minion, and, as previously mentioned, i'm a lover not a fighter....unless rioting is involved.

so, if minion is purely a worshipping title, i'm there.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Saturday, May 22, 2004 6:43 PM

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Originally posted by cageybee:

so, if minion is purely a worshipping title, i'm there.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

yeah, thats what i mean by minion...just groupies only a different name...you don't have to go poking out anybodies eyeballs or anything.

that is...unless i'm in a particularly evil mood

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Saturday, May 22, 2004 6:54 PM

while inexperienced at eyeball-related injuries, i am quite sufficient in fingernails. i have a hooded cloak and stealth skills at the ready.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Saturday, May 22, 2004 8:43 PM

DAVCO92

There were a few in our part of town, but we had to eat them. Sorry. You know how it is, sometimes you just have to go out for a good meal...I got a new shirt out of it too. I'll keep my eyes open for you and let you know if we run across any likely candidates that can run fast...

Burn the land, boil the sea...

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Saturday, May 22, 2004 9:03 PM

My first question is: What does the position of "Minion" pay? Second question: Are there any special perks or benefits involved?

Saw that comin'.

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Saturday, May 22, 2004 9:05 PM

JUMPY

I want to be the comic-relief minion if that position is available

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There's no show I'd rather see, than the one with Serenity.
You can't take the sky from me...

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 12:11 AM

It seems that everyone has conveniently forgotten that I (Mal-licious) was the one who was supposed to be getting her own harem/group of groupies/cult following/minions/or what have you. Now, 2 of you, please gather around and fan me. And you, bring me some peeled eyeballs, er, um, I mean grapes. And some birch beer.

Mal-licious

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 1:36 AM

FIREFLEW

Yea, oh great one, thy wish is thy command.

Jayne: "Know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I beat you with till you understand who's in command."

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 2:43 AM

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Originally posted by Fireflew:
Yea, oh great one, thy wish is thy command.

I'm not getting less thirsty, here, people! Chop, chop!

Mal-licious

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 7:27 AM

DAVCO92

Oh, good. You heard today's special...pan seared eyes in a delicate type A+ sauce with a bit...er, I mean a touch of saffron. Shiny! If that does not suit your tastes then there is always the catch of the day. Just let me check my shirt. Mmmm...yes, quite good, quite good indeed.

Burn the land, boil the sea...

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 9:23 AM

Davco92,

I tasted your shirt earlier, it needs more garlic!

Mal-licious

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 9:38 AM

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Originally posted by HUMBLE:
My first question is: What does the position of "Minion" pay? Second question: Are there any special perks or benefits involved?

I don't know about payment. Well, if you start your own harem, you can get many volunteers. There's a perk. Astri may be the Mistress of them, but I am omni-harem. Ask Static, he started them.

I'm in need of minions too. Besides Tash. He voted me his "fearless leader". But I need minions! If you are my minion, please say so.

And Humble, you don't have to be a minion. You're already an Emperor.

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 10:10 AM

Why, thank you Miss Brown. Aren't you the sweet-talker! I wouldn't mind moonlighting as your minion Empress. As long as it doesn't interfere with my plans of global conquest.(What kind of rewards can I expect in your servitude I wonder?) This harem concept has merit too. Omni-harem, eh? Hmmmmm. This has possibilities! T.T.F.N.

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 11:23 AM

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Originally posted by HUMBLE:
My first question is: What does the position of "Minion" pay? Second question: Are there any special perks or benefits involved?

Saw that comin'.

pay: my undying love

perks: you don't get your eyeballs poked out.

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 11:25 AM

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Originally posted by Malicious:
It seems that everyone has conveniently forgotten that I (Mal-licious) was the one who was supposed to be getting her own harem/group of groupies/cult following/minions/or what have you. Now, 2 of you, please gather around and fan me. And you, bring me some peeled eyeballs, er, um, I mean grapes. And some birch beer.

Mal-licious

Malicious, no offense, but get the hell out of my post. your hogging all the groupies. this is my scrap of nowhere, you go find your own!

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 11:29 AM

I'm good with the undying love part. The eyeball poking not so much. Maybe I'll get a job offer with better perks. I'll keep you in mind though. T.T.F.N.

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 12:11 PM

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Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:
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Originally posted by Malicious:
It seems that everyone has conveniently forgotten that I (Mal-licious) was the one who was supposed to be getting her own harem/group of groupies/cult following/minions/or what have you. Now, 2 of you, please gather around and fan me. And you, bring me some peeled eyeballs, er, um, I mean grapes. And some birch beer.

Mal-licious

Malicious, no offense, but get the hell out of my post. your hogging all the groupies. this is my scrap of nowhere, you go find your own!

Hmmph! (Mal-licious stomps off in a huff)

Mal-licious

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by HUMBLE:
Why, thank you Miss Brown. Aren't you the sweet-talker! I wouldn't mind moonlighting as your minion Empress. As long as it doesn't interfere with my plans of global conquest.(What kind of rewards can I expect in your servitude I wonder?) This harem concept has merit too. Omni-harem, eh? Hmmmmm. This has possibilities! T.T.F.N.

It won't interfere with Global Conquest. Work before play!

In my servitude, if you don't attempt to kill me/allies, you'll be protected from danger. Kinda like the Mafia.

Omni-harem means if you need a member in your harem, I'll be there. To get connected with more willing members, contact Astri. I actually made it up, since so many people wanted harems, and I said I'd be in theirs. But they have to be in mine sooner or later...

Harem=Joke. If 1984 was for real, I'd be in the anti-sex league. But I figure I can't escape it, so I joined the fun!

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 1:35 PM

OK. I accept your offer. But instead of servitude I'll call it voluntary collaboration. Also, I will never ATTEMPT to kill you, so don't worry about that! Yes, I hope you don't mind, but I'd be much obliged if you would deign to be in my harem. Skimpy outfits a must! (If this is agreeable to you, give me a sign.) BTW:The anti-sex league? Sounds vaguely Communist or Republican. I think I'd be in the anti-anti-sex league myself.

Humbly yours, Humble.

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 1:53 PM

I'm getting confused...I think I need a list of who is a groupie of who, and who belongs in whose harem, and I guess I need to look "minion" up in the dictionary!

I think everyone is still around, just maybe out for the weekend. Is Gunhand okay? And did you get your drink and seared eyeballs or whatever your fancy was??

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 2:42 PM

EBONEZER

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Originally posted by TeelaBrown:

I'm in need of minions too. Besides Tash. He voted me his "fearless leader". But I need minions! If you are my minion, please say so.

I'm you minion to the bitter middle Teela!

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 3:47 PM

DAVCO92

I don't consider myself a minion so much as a member of the service industry. I'll serve anyone that isn't fast enough to get away

...he he he.

Burn the land, boil the sea...

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 5:42 PM

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Originally posted by HUMBLE:
OK. I accept your offer. But instead of servitude I'll call it voluntary collaboration. Also, I will never ATTEMPT to kill you, so don't worry about that! Yes, I hope you don't mind, but I'd be much obliged if you would deign to be in my harem. Skimpy outfits a must! (If this is agreeable to you, give me a sign.) BTW:The anti-sex league? Sounds vaguely Communist or Republican. I think I'd be in the anti-anti-sex league myself.

Humbly yours, Humble.

IngSoc, which I believe is socialist. English Socialism or somesuch thing. From 1984. I believe for at least a year that America should be put under a totaliarian goverment, and then take them off and ask them what freedom means.

Skinmpy? Hmm, I'll have to think...

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 5:43 PM

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Originally posted by ebonezer:
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Originally posted by TeelaBrown:

I'm in need of minions too. Besides Tash. He voted me his "fearless leader". But I need minions! If you are my minion, please say so.

I'm you minion to the bitter middle Teela!

And I shall be minion-like in the aspect that I'll be there to the bitter middle too!

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 8:03 PM

Leave it to the Brits to be against sex of all things. Here I was thinking it was a French idea. French, British, what's the difference? The totalitarian government idea is cool. Maybe a mandatory tour in the military overseas to see what living conditions in other countries are like would help as well? I was in Southeast Asia quite a bit and I practically kissed the ground getting back to the U.S. Oh, before I forget, SKIMPY outfits for the harem girls! Don't think about it woman. Thinking just causes more problems than it solves!

MMMMMMM. Harem girls. Me like!

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Monday, May 24, 2004 4:03 AM

I like this over seas thing. Seeing the other countries. The only problem is that I was planning on being at war with the rest of the world, like it's always been. But I can change that. If we make them pay for the mandatory flight, we get more money...

Skimpy? Okay, I get to pick.

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Monday, May 24, 2004 4:16 AM

BROWNCOAT1

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

Well, I am already Teela's & Wela's minion, so I don't think I can moonlight w/ anyone else.

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

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Monday, May 24, 2004 4:26 AM

Send 'em over anyway. Just leave out the "being at war" part. People love surprises! Send them over by boat but charge airfares. They'll never know. (Then you get even MORE money!) You may pick your outfits, but I have overall say on the "Skimp" factor.

HUMBLE.(aka The Emperor.)

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Monday, May 24, 2004 5:27 AM

Has anyone "seen" Neroli lately? Hmmm...Neroli and Gunhand, MIA...makes one wonder!

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Monday, May 24, 2004 8:05 AM

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Originally posted by HUMBLE:
Send 'em over anyway. Just leave out the "being at war" part. People love surprises! Send them over by boat but charge airfares. They'll never know. (Then you get even MORE money!) You may pick your outfits, but I have overall say on the "Skimp" factor.

HUMBLE.(aka The Emperor.)

Makes sense! We can always ration out food, and they'll know we're at war, but with a country that doesn't exist! Then we send 'em over, and say this is what [insert made up country]'s army did here. Wonderful!

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Monday, May 24, 2004 8:13 AM

Son of a...Hey, you stole MY idea!! You are truly Devilish!!

P.S.:Thanx for the shout-out on the home screen Teela.(Smile.)

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Monday, May 24, 2004 9:07 AM

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Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Has anyone "seen" Neroli lately? Hmmm...Neroli and Gunhand, MIA...makes one wonder!

Hmmm. Methinks he shipped himself off to her and she's keeping him!

Mal-licious

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Monday, May 24, 2004 11:36 AM

to paraphrase Wash

everybody talking about being my minions in here, everybody talking about being other people's minions...somewhere else

!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Monday, May 24, 2004 5:55 PM

omigod, mom and howdy, you two are so right! gunhand definitely sent himself to neroli (it is birthday time for them.) they better have good details when they get back! i wonder if they sang songs.....

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Monday, May 24, 2004 6:21 PM

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Originally posted by Malicious:
Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Has anyone "seen" Neroli lately? Hmmm...Neroli and Gunhand, MIA...makes one wonder!

Hmmm. Methinks he shipped himself off to her and she's keeping him!

Mal-licious

Actually I'm starting to worry about her. Has anyone said something to scare her off?

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Monday, May 24, 2004 6:24 PM

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Originally posted by cageybee:
omigod, mom and howdy, you two are so right! gunhand definitely sent himself to neroli (it is birthday time for them.) they better have good details when they get back! i wonder if they sang songs.....

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

Sang songs, among other things! (like spanking once for each year??)

Did I say that??? Going to my room right now!

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Monday, May 24, 2004 6:48 PM

mom! that was naughty....and awesome!

i don't know if anyone said anything to her, but if they did,

in the meantime, anyone feel up to a riot in neroli and gunhand's honor? its just not the same without their "whacky fun."

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 10:55 AM

A riot! Yeah! Will there be any food? I always get a bit peckish after riots.

Mal-licious

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 10:59 AM