Browncoat Bar & Grill - I'm Officially Not Going To D*C, Thank Roxy by zerokiryu

Morning all,

cold day, borken computers (like broken ones), normal day then.

*fixes self a tea and buys everyone a drink and has them kept in stasis ready for their arival*

*wonders off to the enchanted beer garden where the weather is warm and the wireless is free*

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Monday, January 5, 2009 11:39 PM

Hah, awesome. I finally get to deflect MSA's attention over to Zero at the new D*C. Tis gonna be fun.

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 1:01 AM

STINKINGROSE

Deflection of attention elsewhere?

..are you taking lessons from the ninja kitty?

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 1:53 AM

Not a bad idea, perhaps I should have her teach me the ways, and I can slip off into the shadows at the sign of danger and leave Zero to take the fall.

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 2:46 AM

FLATTOP

So we're all boycotting D*C because Roxy thinks we should have a PS3 lanwar at her place?
Sounds like a plan.

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 4:38 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
OMG I hate you, so full of liessssss...

0.0

So it was Zero who ate the cake???

Bastard!

*Sets up the Breakfast Bar*

(Leaves a -1.11C Dew, a Hot Cocoa, an M&M Ice Cream Sammich' and some Eggos drenched in butter and syrup in the shadows for the Sneaky Lass)

Hope this bitter cold day goes well for all!

Zombie Killing, Ninja in Training Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 4:52 AM

THE CAKE IS A LIE.

barkeep, some of the Good Stuff and breakfast eats please.

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 6:27 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Quote:
Originally posted by FlatTop:
So we're all boycotting D*C because Roxy thinks we should have a PS3 lanwar at her place?
Sounds like a plan.

Is it bad that I just got all excited at the thought of that... >.> Well not the boycotting D*C bit, but still...

No worries, Kel, I have made more lies!

Man, I'm hungry now! Stomach flu can take a lot outta ya... literally.

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Just when you thought it was safe...

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 6:52 AM

NVGHOSTRIDER

Sha, good luck with that one Navy.

Cool. One more for the range, and another for the table at the Vortex.

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 6:55 AM

ZEROKIRYU

Quote:
Originally posted by Navyseils:
Hah, awesome. I finally get to deflect MSA's attention over to Zero at the new D*C. Tis gonna be fun.

And I quote...

Quote:
Originally posted by MsA:
and Navy is an ongoing project ( though showing vast improvement!!)

You ain't out the woods yet.

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 7:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Navyseils:
Not a bad idea, perhaps I should have her teach me the ways, and I can slip off into the shadows at the sign of danger and leave Zero to take the fall.

((snerk))
Good plan.
Stick with me, kid,
and no one will see you again.

>.>

<.<

>.>

(did that sound too ominous?)

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 7:58 AM

No power in the 'verse can stop me fussing over Navy.
I'll just add Zero to the list

Hk no helping...he's already hiding in the drapes. How am I to get him all fixed up with a lovely American wife, a nice job, and the ability to cook if he's in the drapes?

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 8:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MsA:
How am I to get him all fixed up with a lovely American wife, a nice job, and the ability to cook if he's in the drapes?

A virgin sacrifice maybe?

(sets up the alter in the center of the room)

What?
Not like I have ever had to use it. Bought it just in case

Zombie Killing, Ninja in Training Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 8:28 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MsA:
Hk no helping...he's already hiding in the drapes. How am I to get him all fixed up with a lovely American wife, a nice job, and the ability to cook if he's in the drapes?

"Help"? Never said I'd be "help"ing... But to address your very valid concerns:

1) American women are insane and a wise man ought to avoid them at all costs, much less let one of them nab him with a ring. XD
2) Dunno about the job thing; petty theft and billiards hustling is fine with me.
3) He'll obviously have to cook for me to earn his keep during his training; his reward will be cold cans of Dew.

That ought to be good enough, neh? XD

((carefully eyes the sacrificial alter in the center of the room))

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 8:32 AM

oh now there we go... how do you feel about sham marriages for green card purposes??
( We'd like to be able to keep Navy permanently)

Sadly you have a good point on the women, but not like the UK is any better... hmm we could build him one. How's that cloning facility coming?

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 8:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MsA:
how do you feel about sham marriages for green card purposes??

Shams are awesome! \o/

Quote:
How's that cloning facility coming?

I DISAVOW ANY AND ALL ALLEGED KNOWLEDGE OF ANY ALLEGED "CLONING" FACILITY.

>.>

<.<

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 8:50 AM

Oooh, making clones seems like fun. Can I play in this cloning facility you know nothing about when I am undertaking my ninja training?

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 9:20 AM

oh ..er ..um..yeah... there's no cloning facility (psst the new dog's just flawless...)

HUGS Navy.. ok have you eaten properly?? Did you sleep? I have almost perfected your casserole:) One test run through this week and I think it's ready

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 9:38 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten: 1) American women are insane and a wise man ought to avoid them at all costs, much less let one of them nab him with a ring.

HEY!! i resent that remark -_- *twitch*

barkeep, sumthin for lunch please? ^_^

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 10:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by freelancertex:
Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
1) American women are insane and a wise man ought to avoid them at all costs, much less let one of them nab him with a ring.
HEY!! i resent that remark -_- *twitch*

That's nice, dear.

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 10:07 AM

ok this day is entirely too long

Could I have it shortened and have the time added to the weekend???

Hmm that's actually a good idea...shorten work days and add them to the weekend

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 10:07 AM

ooops double postie.. sorry

um er quick look over there ...it's a seal in a dress

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 10:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MsA:

um er quick look over there ...it's a seal in a dress

You put Navy in a dress????

0.o

How's that gonna help him pick up women?

(and she said dress not kilt, there is a difference!)

Zombie Killing, Ninja in Training Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 10:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten: That's nice, dear.

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 10:31 AM

ZEROKIRYU

*Slowly backs out while the focus is on Navy*

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 10:45 AM

This dress is definetly not a good look for me... red is so not my colour.

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 11:43 AM

Nice try mister... I multi task just fine

Hmmm Navy I'm thinking a nice soft sea green...giggle actually I really canot even visualize you in a dress.

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 11:44 AM

LOLZ XD

*grabs zero before he can leave* where'na goin?

barkeep, it's frickin COLD in here. sumthin to warm the place up please?

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 2:50 PM

AVERYFINECOMPANION

*runs in, shoots Zero and Navy in the face*

Oops... I swear I thought they were zombies.... look at the clothes!!

--edit--

*Revives them*

..don't they look like zombies?

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 4:13 PM

in those clothes...yes they do

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 4:27 PM

O_O!!!!!!!!! YOU SHOT THEM!!!! WTF????

barkeep, evening snack please?

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 4:30 PM

STINKINGROSE

Dear Mad Scientist,

How do I get those pesky alleles out of my workaday labcoat?
It's not that I mind digging into my work, but the multiple copies of bunnies that result from getting too close to the you-know-what at the super secret facility are really getting out of hand.

Should I try a new detergent? The drycleaner's has absolutely refused to take any more of my laundry. (Their help broke down into tears and quit after the incident with the centrifuge malfunction.)

We won't even discuss what happened when I used fabric softener last week. Sum it up with "fluffy bunny".

Sincerely,
Dr. Cackle
Dr. Cackle mk1
Dr. Cackle mk2
Dr. Cackle mk4

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 4:50 PM

LEOPARDFLAN

-creeps in, sees MSA in a busy mood, creeps out again quietly after stealing a root beer from the pantry-

Aiko Kitahoshi, passenger aboard the LoS, frequently awol due to the phenomina that is rl.

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009 1:19 AM

Blimey, missed all the fun and games yesterday.

Not all women are mad/bad in the uk, I'm obliged to say that by the other half.

I'm still trying to wake up today, slept 10 hours and still feel rubbish, not adjusting back to work too well at the moment, seem to be walking round like a living zombie

*ducks the inevitable headshot from Kel*

*falls over*

*nods off*

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009 3:35 AM

Morning all!

Gee - I think we've already proven that you arn't a Zombie. Now Navy and Zero? That is another question all together.

(Gets his gun)

It woudl appear that we have 2, count them 2 people who claim that they are zombies!

(waits for Zero and Navy)

(sets up the Breakfast Bar)

(Sets a -1.11C Dew and M&M Ice Cream Sammich', some hot Cocoa and some Eggos drenched in butter and syrup in the shadows for the Sneaky Lass)

Hope the day is going well for all!

Zombie Killing, Ninja in Training Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009 3:44 AM

I think I shall need some full body armour for coming here in future...

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009 4:49 AM

My third day back at work
after 13 days off
and I am officially fucking pissed.

I hate this goddamned company.

((lurks angrily))

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009 5:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
My third day back at work
after 13 days off
and I am officially fucking pissed.

I hate this goddamned company.

((lurks angrily))

<.<

>.>

<.<
(GLOMPS the Sneaky Lass)

(Dances a jig for the Sneaky Lass)

(waits to be ninja-stabby-killed for touching the Sneaky Lass in her current frame of mind)

Quote:
Originally posted by Navyseils:
I think I shall need some full body armour for coming here in future...

Zombie!!!

(shoots Navy in the HEAD)

Most body armors for some reason do not include head covers

Zombie Killing, Ninja in Training Kelkhil
The Shirtless Bartender

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009 5:29 AM

I love this place, no sooner had I read that Navy was reaching for bodyarmour then I knew he was getting a headshot from Kel!

I hate work to, not sure about our new support rota although that could be because I am currently on and seem to be getting an unending line of people who are in fact the problem themselves but blaming the machine.

*sidles into the corner*

and to make matters worse, my opposite number at work has decided to play Christmas songs, I shall retaliate with death metal, it's only fair.

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009 6:31 AM

NVGHOSTRIDER

G'morning patrons.

Dragging a bit as we stayed up late chatting and trying to get my stats up on WAW. I suck and need more practice. Seems my fall back tactic was to ditch the less than accurate primary and to hose bitches with my sidearm. Worked pretty good in a pinch.

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The country is making a big mistake not teaching kids to cook and raise a garden and build fires.
-Loretta Lynn

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009 6:53 AM

Mornin' all. Barkeep, breakfast eats please? ^_^

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten: I am officially fucking pissed.

I hate this goddamned company.

O_o uh oh, what happened HK?

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009 7:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
<.<

>.>

<.<
(GLOMPS the Sneaky Lass)

(Dances a jig for the Sneaky Lass)

(waits to be ninja-stabby-killed for touching the Sneaky Lass in her current frame of mind)

!!!

...

...

((sets fire to one of Kelkhil's bar-room tables.))

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009 7:50 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
!!!

(Scared)
(crawls out from behind the bar)

0.0

Ya know I kept reading and re-reading that Sneaky Lass. Looking for something, anything to say to make you smile even for the briefest second. I got nothin'

(is speachless)

Zombie Killing, Ninja in Training Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009 8:21 AM

Sorry to hear that HK :\ got any dirt on the boss that can get he/she fired? lol

barkeep, RF needs something for the flu, she posted her order in the League (i make that mistake all the time) so I'm here to collect for the poor thing :\ winter sucks

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009 8:29 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by freelancertex:
Sorry to hear that HK :\ got any dirt on the boss that can get he/she fired? lol

...you have no clue how reality works, do you.

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009 8:42 AM

ZEROKIRYU

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Morning all!

Gee - I think we've already proven that you arn't a Zombie. Now Navy and Zero? That is another question all together.

(Gets his gun)

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
[Zombie!!!

(shoots Navy in the HEAD)

Most body armors for some reason do not include head covers

>.>

<.<

>.>

*Pulls out a notebook...* Hey Kel...what's your full name?

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009 8:43 AM

HUGs I am sorry HK... gotta love a corporate policy that delibreately prevents you from getting a riase based on teh incompetent people above you

Ok tired, but busy... loved Skype:)

Navy there was much discussed... giggle I'd be cowering in fear were I you

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009 8:50 AM